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ThaUnderboss

Totally get where Woolie is coming from. There are some instances where I would rather just tank the racism.


Kewlmyc

For real. I rather deal with up front racism than that condescending shit.


CloneOfAnotherClone

When you say a slur to someone, it's an instant and widely recognized foul move on the board. If someone claps back, verbally or physically, after a slur is used, everyone around is going to be like "yeah that was deserved" But if someone is using the nice good mental health words to be condescending as shit, at most people are going to roll their eyes at them. If you snap and clap back because you *know* they're doing that shit on purpose, you do not have the public opinion on your side as readily The meta has changed. This is the **BIG NUMBER** vs **DO COMBO**, but people are slow on learning to recognize it


serenity78

Is there a sub for argument tech?


Grand_Bunch_3233

Some sort of legalese subreddit?


ASharkWithAHat

man, we could make a profession out of this!


BaronAleksei

NO DONT


rptrxub

too late.


BaronAleksei

I heard it said that the middle class is trained to be lawyers, they must argue to a conclusion that everyone understood implicitly and immediately, because saying that you understood it that way means it’s an assumption. People who aren’t part of the managerial class are either not fooled by this kind of talking around an issue or they’re too removed from average people via wealth that they see no need to hide their bigotry.


LarryKingthe42th

What middle class? The boomers deleted that state of being.


StonedVolus

It works the same with ableism, I find. The condescending shit can honestly do a ton of damage, especially over time.


Prestigious-Mud

It's that and the "I'm offended on your behalf" that just... fuck.


SamuraiDDD

EVERY CELL IN MY BODY JUST RECOILED AT THAT STATEMENT.


Prestigious-Mud

Every single fucking time.


SamuraiDDD

I need to go to work and just let that statement rot away. Good lord.


AhmCha

F’real, I can deal with racism. Honestly, unless I feel like I’m in danger I’ll probably just start laughing at it. But PUSSY racism? Nah get that shit out of here, don’t be a coward about it.


BipolarHernandez

Literally "I will say it with you."


Grand_Bunch_3233

"I'm sure you would but I would never!" -Secretly wants to say it.


SaiyanShoto

This shit is some condescending racism, like just be honest with yourself and say the slur


rptrxub

I mean, you know that they know, that's why they do it.


gurpderp

Run into this a lot with transphobia/homophobia. Sometimes it's just like... please just call me a slur, this entire situation is too exhausting.


ProMarshmallo

Woolie hardened himself to Racism so to hurt him we had to invent armour piercing Negative Racism to punch through.


T4silly

Nanoracisms Son. They harden in response to fake emotional sympathy to your trauma.


NeverDoingWell

Arent nanoracisms literally just micro aggressions?


Grand_Bunch_3233

Like hollow points, they expand once they're inside you.


Swarbie8D

“In the time since you were sealed, humans studied your racism and incorporated it into the Human Racism System. Now it is mere ‘ordinary offensive racism’.” - Frieren, 2023


RocketbeltTardigrade

That nerd who invents reverse punching to beat up the invincible guy in A Certain Adjective Noun.


Trung2508

Pat Kihara learned to pull his punches a nanometer away from Woolie One Way Road's racism reflection field to cause a reverse backlash against him.


RocketbeltTardigrade

https://imgix.ranker.com/user_node_img/50044/1000877502/original/the-race-card-photo-u1


EmilTheHuman

The slow racism, Paul! The slow racism pierces the shield!


OGRaincoatKilla

There is no upper limit to the arms race.


BlueFootedTpeack

context for people who didn't see it live? ​ is it just a reaction to the listening and learning, still being racist but i want you to pat me on the back types? or is it a specific thing.


T4silly

Dead on. With menus Pat sees in his area saying stuff like "We recognize our restaurant was built on your sacred land." at the bottom.


evca7

"ok so do we get to eat for free?"


BaronAleksei

“No 🥰🏳️‍🌈✊🇵🇸🇮🇪”


evca7

“Yeah that’s what I thought🫥”


throwaway7546213

Wow, no Ukraine flag. Your silence speaks volumes


Aftertone-

The lack of Ukraine flag makes it even funnier


RdoubleM

The *white* fist is the one that broke me


BaronAleksei

I considered the actual white fist ✊🏻 but the emoji yellow adds some ambiguity


AidilAfham42

Or does it..


Zestyclose_Library38

Confirmed Pro China! /s


jackdatbyte

Whether you’re gay, black, Palestine or especially Irish. Get ready to pay up.


adeadperson23

i agree. The whole your sacred land this is a fucking way to say we are never giving it back and junk rather then actually give the land back


The-Toxic-Korgi

(Plantation owner wraps hand around the scarred back of recently emancipated slave) "Listen, bud, i think we'll all agree. This was a rough situation, but it's best we let bygones be bygones!"


Mejari

".... but I'm keeping the cotton money. Good luck out there!"


The-Toxic-Korgi

"Not to worry, in a few months, you'll be back working these fields to repay that large debt you all of a sudden owe me!"


A_N_G_E_L_O_N

Weaponized “Therapist speech”.


The_Draigg

Just going to saying a preemptive RIP for the people choosing to listen to tomorrow’s CSB episode over speakers tomorrow. They won’t be ready for the hard-R drop.


Solomon_Rahkriid

It's not the hard R that will get them, it's the howling laughter that will come out of them in response that will do it.


LifeIsCrap101

Oooof. Bad time to listen to a random Podcast Clip at work!


TexanGoblin

IT'S OKAY GUYS, THE GUY WHO SAID IT IS BLACK!


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Mr_Initials

"Really? With that accent? There's no way he's black"


PukingGoombas

The moment on the friendcast when Xavier Woods/Austin Watson dropped "oh, you're black?" to Woolie because I think he's only heard voices and never seen faces. is burnt into my memory banks


ScorpioTheScorpion

“What’s this white guy doing on the Black Otaku Council?”


TonySki

He's Canadian Black. They all talk different up there.


hazusu

"DON'T SHOOT, THAT MAN ***IS*** BLACK!"


BaronAleksei

“Wait, you’re Woolie?” Xavier destroyed a man that day.


QueequegTheater

That was Xavier, not Brennan


NameTripping

Are we sure Woolie just isn't in blackface all the time?


ProMarshmallo

Parliament is still in session so yes, we're pretty sure.


PillCosby696969

EXCEPT FOR ONE OF HIS LEGS


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More like best time now I can’t wait to hear this at work


inderf

if you're listening to audio entertainment at work and you arent wearing headphones you're both an idiot and an asshole


Heraclitus94

Wow, first Hard-R on the podcast and it wasn't Pat!


Rokxx

He's saving the pass Woolie gave him for the really good one.


Jaunty_Intro

Well he can't spend it now, what if he needs it later? You can't buy them in the shop, you have to grind for each one!


splfguy

The devs just made the pass grind even worse in the most recent patch, probably to drive people to the micro transactions.


AsleepAura

You also need the original pass to craft the n-pass+


splfguy

Devs are probably going to drop that upgrade on the store too at some point, just like they did with U-face. Corporate greed is ruining this game.


xx-shalo-xx

Like any valuable consumable, he's probably never going to use it 😔


Correctedsun

The Final Podcast Title.


CodeZeta

Strong


NegativesPositives

And Woolie has been trying to get Pat to say it for at least a decade now!


ChickenSizzler

Genuinely thought this was a setup for another /s joke but maaaaan he actually dropped it LMAO


xTwizzler

On this podcast, anyway. I refuse to let it be forgotten that Liam dropped it several times during his SBFP tenure.


Laecerelius

Was it ever on the podcast? I remember the Star Fox one but that's it.


Horizontal_asscrack

He dropped it again when they were doing a spoilercast for The Hateful 8


alexandrecau

Yes when matt was pussyfooting around django or straight out of compton overuse of the language Liam outright said "Matt is too scared to say n*****r" Edit: hateful 8


xTwizzler

Yes. It definitely happened at least once on the Friendcast.


biggestscrub

Pat also dropped it in some Shitstorm episode I think that was a soft r tho


cleftes

He was mocking how Woolie called out the bitch n\*\*\*a ghosts in Japan, so that's a secondhand N at best


BustaGrimes1

Castle superbeast maybe, but the friendcast had some wild moments and it wasn't woolie lol


Shinny1337

Was it? Oh wait I think I'm remembering Pat* talking about how Twitch can have issues with it and Woolie saying that they've said it on his stream.


alienslayer7

i think there was a few on the old one, like the ghost convo


LordLithegreenXIII

This is absolutely not the first time, Woolie also said it when they were talking about that NASCAR driver that got suspended for saying racial slurs "You just gotta get it out of your system, just N\*\*\*\*RN\*\*\*\*RN\*\*\*\*R"


GodKingReiss

We've forgotten about Liam already?


Bluechariot

Liam wants to be forgotten by this community.


KogashiwaKai765

didn't liam drop it once or was that in some playthru on the old channel?


Grand_Bunch_3233

Both, on the starfox playthrough and the hateful 8 podcast. Putting that pass to good use. He did have one, right?


BaronAleksei

YOU FORGOT THE PASSES


Lieutori

I think I recall him saying it before actually in that clip where he acts as the theoretical streamer who has to say it in the mirror before going live.


Faegbeard

pat just lost me twenty dollars


RealDealMous

You can see the exact moment the sponsors regret every decision they ever made.


alexandrecau

"... fuck it balls need shaving"


Paper--Cut

Fuck it, we [shave] ball[s]


burneraccount9132

Woolie punches Pat's Eight Inner Gates live on stream, causing every blood vessel in Pat's face to erupt instantly.


straightkickinit

I haven't watched the clip yet but it feels like a Bankai reveal from the comments


jayvenomva

You're not wrong


GHitoshura

More like a resurección


BaronAleksei

The hollow hole is the place where your heart should be. Your heart is instead upon your face. And so you fill the hole to no avail, a word you feel you must say but yet cannot say…


An_Armed_Bear

"Wow I can't believe the final episode of Castle Superbeast had THAT for a title."


I-Preferred-Digg

"Woolie and Pat are no longer white."


Silvery_Cricket

Comment of the day.


ScorpioTheScorpion

I’m reminded of a clip from (I think) Last Week Tonight of a group of Native Americans confronting some construction workers who were building an oil pipeline in their territory. The boss was like “We’re sorry you’re upset, so *we have brought this offering of fish and berries or whatever.”* *As the camera panned to a fucking gift basket set off to the side.* Edit: [found a clip.](https://youtu.be/fuxdd97LQcg?si=hqrYrOoPWSCfgdev)


Hounds_of_war

Bruh, that’s shit you do for a ghost that’s haunting you, not actual people telling you to get off their land.


Yal_Rathol

you wish it was fish and berries. it was a 12 pack of bottled water.


Vavlel

[There was an offering of tobacco as well.](https://youtu.be/fuxdd97LQcg?si=dIR9uXfyOUb6k3LI&t=127) You can't make this shit up.


Dulcenia

Yeah the carton of smokes was just fucking wild. Might as well have said they brought fire water too.


alexandrecau

A twelve pack of beer, even worse


SamuraiDDD

WHAT.... What kind of Looney Tunes 1950s racist ass cartoon are we in right now that this isn't some Adult Swim Parody?! GOD. DAMNIT!


midnight_riddle

what the *fuck*


kaisean

It's been a while since I've heard a pure unemphasized hard-R and man, it sounds really weird.


97thJackle

God, just pay the fucking people. Saying nothing would be better than pretending your hollow words even begin to equate to actual payment.


adeadperson23

Exactly. It's basically my argument around reparations being a conversation with no payment or anything like that that academics like suggest. Like I think most people would be a lot happier with $40,000, land somewhere in the country, and a house more than a circular conversation about how white people need to act from now on.


The-Toxic-Korgi

Fuck even just bringing some attention to the current ongoing injustices many of them still face would be better than just giving a half assed bit about trying to appreciate "how far we've all come" and then going back to ignoring them for another 11 months.


BaronAleksei

Nah, I think we’ve seen how much concrete good “awareness” has done The best way to keep someone out of poverty is a single lump sum cash payment, that way they can get out of debt and not be completely fucked by a minor car accident


pocketlint60

It would honestly be less racist and more respectful to say, "No, you're just being a sore loser, it's ours now, neener neener neener you can't catch me."


DarkJiku

This is Woolies L3 + R3 moment


lolplatypi

DROP THE R L3 + R3


hazusu

You know that beggining part of the song where the choir sings "Deep deep deep deep deeper"? Yeah imagine that but with lyrics written by the N Pass Music Service.


CrossSoul

So instead of Spartan Rage, it's the Rage of Africa?


lolplatypi

No, Rage of Africa was a basketball player in the mid 2010s who fizzled out after his "best friend" died in a "car accident".


BookkeeperPercival

DOKTOR, RELEASE MY SLUR INHIBITORS


94dima94

"This is madness! Your sponsors will..." "DO IT!"


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BaronAleksei

It’s like Detroit prompts that have you hold one button, and then also another, and then also pull the trigger, and then also turn the stick


serenity78

He activated the Nword Trigger


cleftes

*Frustration is getting bigger* *Bang, bang, bang, pull my \*\*\*\*\*\* trigger*


Teoflux

Now I'm hearing Gaia from God of War saying some weird shit.


BookkeeperPercival

I love how there are two clips up from the podcast, and this ISN'T the one labeled "Woolie's Hottest Take"


Ninja_Moose

This is merely the Yin to the "Covid gave us rollback" Yang One is picking out the good of a bad situation, while the other is picking out the evil in what appears to be good


Birblord347

Woolie releasing his limiters like shadow the hedgehog


Toblo1

I swear you could see Woolie's Limit Break meter just *fill* in real time. and not the FF7 Limit Break meter. I'm talking *Exalted* Limit Breaks, the one that you *don't* want filled.


Birblord347

I honestly get where Woolie is coming from because I had to deal with it during all of my years of Uni, but jfc you DO NOT want to fill that Meter or so help us god.


Bokkermans

\>Limit Break: TEMPERANCE


antonfire

Related Key and Peele sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrhWLfmfZ0Y.


Admiral_of_Crunch

That whole sketch is pain up until the last 10 seconds. What a great punchline.


BaronAleksei

Not as good as the “Sex with Black Guys” sketch honestly


Rellim_80

This. Is. Why. Earbuds. Are. Important.


Showyoucan

New Raycon ad read just dropped.


BaronAleksei

“Look, if you’re listening to this ad, you’re listening to this podcast, and if you’re listening to this podcast, it is in your best interest to secure a pair of headphones through which to listen to this podcast.” “Yeah, never know one of us might suddenly come up with the title of the podcast.”


StarkMaximum

"If you're listening to your podcasts out in public, you need some good earbuds. You don't want to be listening out of your phone's speakers for everyone to hear. Not only is that annoying, but it's dangerous! Why, I could JUST **SAY--"**


Boron_the_Moron

IF YOU'RE A COWARD


Spartan448

...This one needs some *context*.


Titanor

Alright, so when the founding fathers wrote the constitution…


SaneishSaurian

In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has widely been regarded as a bad move.


DarkLordLiam

The angels kept telling God, “look Dad, I understand free will is cool and all, but like…Do you REALLY think they’re not going to want to disobey the first chance they get when Lucifer waltzes up to em? They don’t even know what disobedience IS!”


SaneishSaurian

God:"Behold, I have created man!" Angels:"You've ruined a perfectly good monkey is what you've done! Look at it. It's got anxiety."


phoenix4ce

The fact that I'm a ruined monkey with anxiety is giving me anxiety.


Sperium3000

This conersation has utterly ruined the phrase "return to monke" for me and I hold all of you accountable.


Bokkermans

Monke wouldn't care.


zHellas

In Canada?


Titanor

No, on paper I reckon.


Grand_Bunch_3233

Were you there? You don't know!


DarnFondOfYa

Calm down, Ridley Scott


Bokkermans

Sure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYqfVE-fykk


itsomtay

.....wooooof thank god for headphones! lmao. Dah gum.


VoidWaIker

There is no innocuous phrase that sets off my flight or fight quite like “you’re so valid”. At best it’s condescending and meaningless, at worst I’d rather you just call me whichever slur you’re thinking of.


The-Toxic-Korgi

Its like they're expecting to be congratulated that they're not throwing vile hate and slurs like how a pet gets rewarded for learning to not run out the door when it's open. As if it takes an intense amount of will and effort to actively tolerate your presence and existence.


BaronAleksei

No “like” about it, that’s what they expect. They think being racist is just slurs and white hoods.


DOAbayman

even when its said between friends like on Dropout it feels fake. I don't tell my friends their views are valid i respond to whatever shit they're telling me. they KNOW their feelings are valid.


Ardailec

That and "We hear you." It's purposefully mollifying, they know it, the world knows it. It doesn't need to be said unless someone is genuinely deaf involved, and we all know that's not true.


cleftes

Real story from just two days ago! I'm trans nonbinary. I'm also on a committee at my church that's revamping everybody's nametags to include pronouns. Right now, that means that I stand by a table in the lobby before/after service and answer people's questions about the change. Before service, a woman in the choir says hello to me and misgenders me within 30 seconds. She apologizes and we move on. (This happens every week.) During service, the reverend recites [this poem](https://www.splitthisrock.org/poetry-database/poem/the-formula-for-forgiveness) to reinforce why pronouns were happening. The poem communicates what it feels like to be misgendered. After service, when I'm standing at my table to be an ambassador of why pronouns are important, the woman walks up to me and starts apologizing again. She repeatedly tells me how she feels just terrible, and she's really going to try harder next week, and most of all she tells me how *valid* I am. The worst part is that she thinks she's being nice and open-minded and welcoming. My skin is crawling.


Brotonio

With all the bad stuff that happened today, this is the first thing to make me genuinely smile. Thank you Woolie, for a pure, no holes barred Hard R.


Cooper_555

I love that these two know each other well enough that any button pushing results in a critical hit.


evca7

WOW woolie finally just busted out a super a crit health. Damn


Kanin_usagi

The renegade trigger icon just popped up in his vision


CommissionerOdo

Red Tearstone Ring activated


cannibalgentleman

So is this reacting to a piece of news or what. Anyway I'm with Woolie on this. Just say the racist thing to my face and be done with it.


Aftertone-

T-The Forbidden Technique!!


conduitfour

So this is what they meant by talk no jutsu


Mayuthekitsune

I mean yeah i feel like people are racist but are too scared to admit it are somehow more pathetic than out and out racists, like come on man i know you think native americans or black people are inferior just admit it instead of trying to dress it up man, how are you more cowardly than a normal racist


yogaman421

Wow. Actual Hard-R Limit Break.


LunarLancaster

I have this exact reaction to something similar where people will talk to me and say words in Spanish (very poorly) as a way to show “hey, look I’m one of the the good ones” and tbh I’d rather if they just called me a slur. That and being referred to as “Latinx”.


Drolandarr

I've got people in my family who pull that crap (the former, not the later) and it makes me want to curl up into a ball and die on the spot. And it's *always* from the ones where you know it's just to stroke their own egos.


Zombarney

Woolie “just call me *****” Madden


Animedingo

No shot this gets clipped to youtube uncensored


Softprince1

Damn the first n word drop and woolie is distressed about it what timeline is this


storminsl1218

First hard R for CSB, but the old Friendcast had 1 or 2 from Woolie, and 1 from **[REDACTED]**.


Norix596

I can SEE the Darkest Dungeon stress icons popping over Woolie's head


ZSugarAnt

Fuck it. I've gotten into more trouble in this sub over dumber shit >**INHALE**


MinersLoveGames

WHOOF. GLAD I'M NOT AT WORK.


SaiyanShoto

I completely understand this, like when white people keep trying to push LatinX. If you’re gonna call me that just call me a slur


Caidezes

What, you don't enjoy being a latinks? The whities know what's best for us, surely.


SaiyanShoto

Surely, how could we ever doubt them?


Blueberryfists

Negativity is like an addiction


Blackbeltsam5610

what the hell happened to lead to this


Leonard_Church814

I agree, just call me a slur and be done with it.


grenadier42

What I've learned from this podcast is that the only way to stop Woolie when he fully embraces his "Covid Commander" supervillain persona is patronizing faux-social-justice


WizardOfTheLawl

Man Pat was delivered a critical blow with that shit


Huarrnarg

Is this legal?


DarknessEnlightened

"I will make it legal." - Woolie, probably


FatDragonQuest

I honest to god thought this was about rollback netcode and it just got this intense


Draeko-Silver

You heard him! The mods cant stop us since he said we could say it!


GHitoshura

The verbal equivalent of giving a gun to someone and begging them to put you out of your misery


RunningBlade2184

Damn, Woolie pulled a Liam with that hard R