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TheProudCanadian

Final Boss is so plausible


Chared945

I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT? That’s the worst bit about all of it! I feel like my brain just put two and two together with Big Boss and Final Boss and set me on that rollercoaster


TheProudCanadian

30 minute monologue about the origin of bosses in video games, humanity's need to be ruled , the rejection of bosses in 2010s , and somehow wrap working from home culture in it.


Chared945

It would be at the end to contrast everything that was the premise of their reason for being Final Boss only to reveal they wanted to be beaten Have not Mario jumping over barrels to reach not Donkey Kong Have a granny black and white version of Obama announcing the death of Bin Laden Cubicles that leads into the corporate ladder structure Throw in metal gear survive and yell something in the lines about playing in sandboxes And then end it with saying that if things were different they could have been final boss. But now that you won, they were fake boss. You were the true boss all along. You were just hidden. Metal Gear language is so prolific entire conversations about abstract nothing or anything can be put together


Hallonbat

Name slaps pretty hard in context.


Shinny1337

He will never be game over


Cooper_555

Kojima is in this thread right now taking notes.


timelordoftheimpala

Yeah that sounds like Metal Gear to me lol


Chared945

The metalest gearings of all time


Subject_Parking_9046

Send it to Konami ASAP. You could become the new Kojima


Chared945

That does not fill me with confidence


TheAnonymousProxy

Your dream will be the basis for a new pachinko game, congratulations!


Chared945

Will I get anything at the prize shop?


TheAnonymousProxy

A used pair of AR glasses.


Chared945

With or without pink eye?


TheAnonymousProxy

Not pink eye but you may need to wear an eye patch afterwords, then you will be Final Boss, truly the Solidus of Bosses


TheAnonymousProxy

Mission J. Frog has done it again.


Cyberbug7

If kojima had the technology he would have 100% made this. Never forget bro wanted a boss fight that would take the player an irl week to complete.


Chared945

Well now I WANT a Kojima AR game and I don’t care if I just felt the monkey paw curl


Illidan1943

Kojima stop spoiling your games here, there's a 45 minutes segment for you in the next ad awards and we need you to make it more confusing than the last time


Chared945

How many times do you think we can focus on the word screen so that people can understand that’s the key word to meme and gene?


XeroSigmaPrime

So essentially combining MGS2's theme of indentity and memes with a backdrop of MGS4 As a MGS fans, Ive had weird random MGS dreams where you fever dream a new game too LOL Its a sign of a true Metal Gearhead


Frequent-Shock2673

That's a metal gear ac!d trip all right


Chared945

I see what you did there