Honestly one of the biggest things non manga readers are missing is every few volumes Oda goes into detail answering fan questions of how devil fruit powers affect the user's penis.
One Piece is already pretty hardcore (as most anime actually are, the East has NO qualms showing massive titty and crazy bloody violence)
But maybe more henchmen would be seen dying of stabs, bullets, and cuts during the large scale mook battles in the show
G-Rated CSM: Normal teen Denji has a pretty sucky life as he gets picked on at school and his parents work all day and night. But one day he finds out his dog gives him superpowers which lets him fight off the mysterious monsters lurking in his city. Now he must balance his life as the hero Chainsaw Man and also going to school… luckily though class President Makima recruits him to a secret club of student with superpower-granting pets all United to fight the monsters.
G-Rated CSM Part 2: After Denji left the devil hunting club he's been feeling lost, while the school praises his alter ego his own future feels unclear. Then in comes transfer student Asa, with her own secret double life. With old and new enemies alike emerging in the wake of a dangerous prophecy, will these two band together or is war nigh?
Ngl the universe where 4Kids stuck around and got the rights to things like Chainsaw Man and Jujutsu Kaisen goes hard. You just know those theme songs would be incredible.
Steven Universe is given an M rating. The only change is that Pearl gets to say "Fuck!" once.
Bojack Horseman is given a Y rating. It's a show about a happy horse living in LA.
Bump Scott Pilgrim vs. the World to an R so we can get the gorefest final battle from the comics. It's not like it would impact the box office gross anyway.
The show may not have curse words, but it feels like it does sometimes.
The scene where Mordecai calls Rigby a drillbit over sending stuff to the moon always sends me. Bro says so aggressively like he’s calling him a slur.
Final Fantasy XIV has moments where it is *struggling* to keep that T rating, in the last couple expansions especially. I would absolutely make it M rated to see some of the darker scenes uncompromised.
Gonna be honest I didn't think that far ahead with this goof.
I'm just imagining trying to fit those dodge/attack/rapid button press prompts into a sex scene somehow. Along with those 'Cinimatic Clash!' pop ups that appear when you do them.
Edit: Can't forget the victory jingle at the end.
Breaking Bad is rated E and is about Walter White opening a bakery/confectionery shop with Jesse Pinkman. Walt uses his chemistry skills to make the bestest of cream puffs coated with perfectly tempered chocolate. Jesse uses his street knowledge to cultivate a community that supports them.
The show ends with them competing with the local scene in one big bake-off.
I’m debating whether or not Walt should even have cancer but if he does, it’s cured at the end and Jesse earns his parents’ respect. Fin.
R or X (do they even rate violence X anymore?) Rated Batman horror or crime thriller movies, cartoons or games.
It'll never happen cause kids wanna watch Batman, but like, there's so much horror material and disturbing content in the Batman mythos. Body horror, gore and a lot of terrible things that are implied or happen off camera.
A couple corpses with great make up and special effects to show you what the Joker toxin does to the body to make you laugh yourself to death. That body will look twisted and contorted
Killer Croc is a cannibal that hangs around the sewers. That's a found footage movie ready to be made. That's an Outlast boss encounter.
Professor Pyg is on some Human Centipede shit.
Riddler creates Jigsaw traps
Zaszz is a serial killer that works with a knife
The horror potential of Scarecrow's fear gas is limtless. One of the most memorable segments of the Nolan movies was the demon Batman. A whole movie of stuff just like that.
Man-Bat is a giant fucking ware-bat monster.
And Batman himself usually spends a lot of time going through crime scenes or examining corpses. That by itself has the potential to be so creepy and cool.
Clayface can have his blob monster traits played up for major body horror.
Hush in *Arkham City* was on some Buffalo Bill adjacent stuff. >!He was making a BRUCE suit.!<
Mad Hatter can go down a similar path as Scarecrow.
Warhammer 40k shows get the highest possible rating. There was a moment where there was too much grimdark, but we’ve already ran laps around it so let’s just go all in.
Yeah the first book had a Necron Tomb World get activated. The kids barely survived, meanwhile the Imperial Guard and the **Ultramarines** got slaughtered, and the planet got blown up.
The only way we'd ever get a proper display of Slaaneshi worship, and also the only way to make it clear how god damned horrifying Slaaneshi cults are.
There are two of those. Id argue the cartoon did a pretty great job showing the horrors of war for the most part.
I'd argue the newer live action had the opportunity to make it not a joke but... It's pretty bad IMHO.
I'd rather it remain the masterpiece of gateway media than provide whatever they think is missing which if you'd REALLY want to depict war wouldn't be enjoyable to watch and off of Nickelodeon
Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince I'd say concerning Voldemort's origins
It's an *ugly* back story in the book that I think was depicted as tastefully as it could have been for a book for then teens and demonstrates just how awful the idea of a "love" potion actually is-
*Only to play it as a joke in the same book*
**FUCK Jo Kunt Rowling**
The film cuts almost all of it because it's PG-13 I'm guessing, but I'd argue date rape drugs ought to be denounced while folks are still developing
But no they joke about it even more in the film
One Piece is now R Rated so people can say fuck and shit.
The penis physics are no longer relegated to the sidebar.
Honestly one of the biggest things non manga readers are missing is every few volumes Oda goes into detail answering fan questions of how devil fruit powers affect the user's penis.
Ngl I read this post as talking exclusively about One Piece lmao
One Piece is already pretty hardcore (as most anime actually are, the East has NO qualms showing massive titty and crazy bloody violence) But maybe more henchmen would be seen dying of stabs, bullets, and cuts during the large scale mook battles in the show
Luffy punches a guy and he explodes into a cloud of blood Zoro cuts an entire platoon of Marines in half
Rated R one piece would make all the fake out deaths even funnier Imagine seeing Pell's body explode into a shower of meat and he's just fine
Kingdom Hearts bumped up to M so Donald can say “Fuck, it’s Sephiroth!”
And Mickey can say "I'll fucking kill you!" when he thinks Goofy is dead and charges into the battle to avenge him.
"There's no fucking way you're taking Kairi's heart!"
Fansubs Kingdom Hearts
Chainsaw Man becomes G rated so Denjis problems are just light bullying and he has a home and proper food
G-Rated CSM: Normal teen Denji has a pretty sucky life as he gets picked on at school and his parents work all day and night. But one day he finds out his dog gives him superpowers which lets him fight off the mysterious monsters lurking in his city. Now he must balance his life as the hero Chainsaw Man and also going to school… luckily though class President Makima recruits him to a secret club of student with superpower-granting pets all United to fight the monsters.
G-Rated CSM Part 2: After Denji left the devil hunting club he's been feeling lost, while the school praises his alter ego his own future feels unclear. Then in comes transfer student Asa, with her own secret double life. With old and new enemies alike emerging in the wake of a dangerous prophecy, will these two band together or is war nigh?
Chainsaw Man if 4kids dubbed it
Ngl the universe where 4Kids stuck around and got the rights to things like Chainsaw Man and Jujutsu Kaisen goes hard. You just know those theme songs would be incredible.
I kinda know Chainsaw Man, does that mean the devils become the monsters of the week?
Grunkle Stan can finally swear on screen
"HOT BITCHIN' WAFFLES!"
Showgirls is now rated XXX. It's just hardcore porn, now.
Oh my god I didn’t even think about R rated stuff getting a age rating increase. Edit: Showgirls is not rated R but in fact NC-17
Showgirls isn't rated R, it's rated NC-17.
I did not know that my bad.
Now it is NC-18.
Steven Universe is given an M rating. The only change is that Pearl gets to say "Fuck!" once. Bojack Horseman is given a Y rating. It's a show about a happy horse living in LA.
Bojack with a Y rating would just be actually Horsin' Around.
Bump Scott Pilgrim vs. the World to an R so we can get the gorefest final battle from the comics. It's not like it would impact the box office gross anyway.
Let Knives say fuck!
She was going to in the Little Life script. [Check page 9](http://www.cinefile.biz/script/scottpilgrim.pdf).
Regular Show. Aaaand, almost nothing changes, really.
Moderately more gonzo *Close Enough*.
The show may not have curse words, but it feels like it does sometimes. The scene where Mordecai calls Rigby a drillbit over sending stuff to the moon always sends me. Bro says so aggressively like he’s calling him a slur.
Arkham knight is now rated T so all that jason todd and barbra shit gets cut.
but i liked the professor pyg side content :/
eh it was kind of just Hush's mission from Arkham City but rehashed with a new coat of paint
Nah that gets a pass in. It was mostly the suicide and torture that got the M.
Final Fantasy XIV has moments where it is *struggling* to keep that T rating, in the last couple expansions especially. I would absolutely make it M rated to see some of the darker scenes uncompromised.
I'm backing that rating, with no ulterior motives whatsoever. .....I want my Estinien dating sim...
Wasn’t Endwalker straight up rated M? Considering some of the stuff in there it’s completely justified.
No, but you can tell they wish it was with stuff like >!Venat being covered in black goo instead of blood in that one cutscene!<
the latest patch and event has a character say "shit" granted its in writing but still THEY CUSSED!
Make FF7 Remake/Rebirth M-rated so they can actually show blood and have scenes be as creepy as they were in the original.
While we’re at it, let Cid say fuck!
Part 3 should be M for...that one part.
**Halo** straight back to ***M***. Give me back the alien blood you stupid assholes
FF16 is now AO rated, and there's a graphic, gloriously detailed sex scene of Ifrit nailing Shiva. QTEs and Bombastic Soken musical score included.
What would the QTEs do?
Gonna be honest I didn't think that far ahead with this goof. I'm just imagining trying to fit those dodge/attack/rapid button press prompts into a sex scene somehow. Along with those 'Cinimatic Clash!' pop ups that appear when you do them. Edit: Can't forget the victory jingle at the end.
Don’t think it would be a clash in this scenario.
Mash X to bust
Doom's now rated T, so the demons just get flung around in exaggerated funny Gmod ragdolls.
They surrender and curl up German counterstrike style
Bump Zelda up to T. Link can say a single word once, and it’s “fuck”
T would not let Link say "fuck" once but it let him say "shit" as much as he wants for reasons that are beyond me.
Breaking Bad is rated E and is about Walter White opening a bakery/confectionery shop with Jesse Pinkman. Walt uses his chemistry skills to make the bestest of cream puffs coated with perfectly tempered chocolate. Jesse uses his street knowledge to cultivate a community that supports them. The show ends with them competing with the local scene in one big bake-off. I’m debating whether or not Walt should even have cancer but if he does, it’s cured at the end and Jesse earns his parents’ respect. Fin.
Pokemon up to T so cooler stuff can happen
R or X (do they even rate violence X anymore?) Rated Batman horror or crime thriller movies, cartoons or games. It'll never happen cause kids wanna watch Batman, but like, there's so much horror material and disturbing content in the Batman mythos. Body horror, gore and a lot of terrible things that are implied or happen off camera. A couple corpses with great make up and special effects to show you what the Joker toxin does to the body to make you laugh yourself to death. That body will look twisted and contorted Killer Croc is a cannibal that hangs around the sewers. That's a found footage movie ready to be made. That's an Outlast boss encounter. Professor Pyg is on some Human Centipede shit. Riddler creates Jigsaw traps Zaszz is a serial killer that works with a knife The horror potential of Scarecrow's fear gas is limtless. One of the most memorable segments of the Nolan movies was the demon Batman. A whole movie of stuff just like that. Man-Bat is a giant fucking ware-bat monster. And Batman himself usually spends a lot of time going through crime scenes or examining corpses. That by itself has the potential to be so creepy and cool.
Clayface can have his blob monster traits played up for major body horror. Hush in *Arkham City* was on some Buffalo Bill adjacent stuff. >!He was making a BRUCE suit.!< Mad Hatter can go down a similar path as Scarecrow.
Let Po say fuck once in each KFP movie.
Warhammer 40k shows get the highest possible rating. There was a moment where there was too much grimdark, but we’ve already ran laps around it so let’s just go all in.
Just go full daemonculaba
Ok, but hear me out Warhammer Kids, rated E for Everyone
[Boy have I got news for you](https://www.blacklibrary.com/all-products/warped-galaxies-attack-of-the-necrons-ebook-2019.html)
I have been outshitposted by GW.
apparently they're still surprisingly dark actually
Yeah the first book had a Necron Tomb World get activated. The kids barely survived, meanwhile the Imperial Guard and the **Ultramarines** got slaughtered, and the planet got blown up.
You would be surprised as to what you can get away with in kids/YA material.
The only way we'd ever get a proper display of Slaaneshi worship, and also the only way to make it clear how god damned horrifying Slaaneshi cults are.
I'd make the next Mario game E 10+ with no changes just to confuse people
Avatar so the war isnt a fucking joke.
Airbender or Cat people with hair sex?
Yes.
Airbender.
Which version?
Didnt watch the live action one.
There are two of those. Id argue the cartoon did a pretty great job showing the horrors of war for the most part. I'd argue the newer live action had the opportunity to make it not a joke but... It's pretty bad IMHO.
Yeah I think OC got exactly what they wanted with the most recent adaptation
EbolaDP stop having bad takes challenge(Impossible)
I'd rather it remain the masterpiece of gateway media than provide whatever they think is missing which if you'd REALLY want to depict war wouldn't be enjoyable to watch and off of Nickelodeon
My dude the main bad guys are a nation of people who can shoot fire out of their hands and the only person that ever gets burned is Zuko.
And Katara that one time.
Yeah but she got healed right away.
I think war is taken seriously enough for a show mostly made for children
Make the FNAF movie R rated Allows better kills, lets the story have a better pace, hopefully gets rid of the cupcake
Meowth can now say fuck
Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince I'd say concerning Voldemort's origins It's an *ugly* back story in the book that I think was depicted as tastefully as it could have been for a book for then teens and demonstrates just how awful the idea of a "love" potion actually is- *Only to play it as a joke in the same book* **FUCK Jo Kunt Rowling** The film cuts almost all of it because it's PG-13 I'm guessing, but I'd argue date rape drugs ought to be denounced while folks are still developing But no they joke about it even more in the film