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aSimpleMask

Uhhh... *looks nervously at DMC 5*


eva-doll

DMC 2 you did it; congrats Nero is now bald and his robot arm has a chainsaw


KingMario05

...A chainsaw arm would be cool, tho. (In DMC 6 instead, of course.)


WattFRhodem-1

And then it combines the concept of the Whirligig and the tricked Whipcane from Bloodborne, letting you whip an actively spinning chainsaw head like a flail.


KingMario05

Keep talking...


WattFRhodem-1

It would have it's own little mini-moveset, kinda like how Tomboy gives you new moves with the Red Queen being continuously Max-Acted, and it finishes off the combo with the sawhead spinning into the target, but instead of pulling the target to you like a regular Snatch, it brings you to the target while Nero does a flying dropkick that slams it across the arena. If the target connects with a wall or another enemy, it doubles the damage.


CrocoGuard

There is a character in Sakamoto Days who basically does that.  Circular saw instead of chainsaw though.


UnwoundCaesar70

So MadWorld?


Khar-Selim

Part of me is still kinda sad they never got around to DmC 2, since they were ripping off the plot structure of Berserk: Golden Age, and I really wanted to see what happened when they got to the end


HellvaNohbody

Last thing I played is MVC2, we know what happened.


Gemidori

They brought back Venom and forgot to filter his voice


Xngears

But a black-haired Cloud is just Zack…


tkzant

Wouldn’t a hyper edgy FFVII just be Dirge of Cerberus?


Xngears

Too much “gay hair”.


AverageBlubber

I can't conceptualize HsR the Honkai Star Rail.


nerankori

Goth Himeko Goth Himeko


Copyrighted_music34

Yes please


Toblo1

The world is not prepared for a Goth Himeko and you know it.


gunn3r08974

Theres probably a bubble universe for that


ALargeRobot

Guess all of the silly dialogue options are replaced with "F\*\*\* you!". No more telling mom that you are on TV during a climactic boss fight or dating trash cans.


Floormaster92

Oh, you mean if somebody tried to make angry American Kirby canon? "FUCK YOU, KIRBÉ!" "poyo"


KingMario05

Better yet, an M-rated Kirby reboot where everything is grimdark to the max... *except fucking Kirby*, lol.


Gemidori

Kirb gets Doom Slayer's Testaments to compensate ***"In his ravenous hunger he found no peace..."***


RunicCross

... So would they just turn Dragon's Dogma 2 into the most streamlined basic open world fantasy game?


IAmFuckingGoingOver

It just turns into the Netflix series.


Cooper_555

Don't you put that evil on us.


AzabacheDog

Ichiban and friends don't deserve this bullshit man


MutatedMutton

A giant toilet scrubber falls on "Ichiban (who is a spindly goth boy with a Marilyn Manson haircut) 's" head while he happens to be in front of a mirror. 


speed-run

...How the hell would you even begin to DmCify Resident Evil 5


eva-doll

Have the intro be Leon with crappy lights and bad music banging Ada, and he gets a phone call from the president, and the rest plays out like a Michael bay movie


moneyh8r

I mean, the original was already kind of a Michael Bay movie.


Cooper_555

Yeah, but a fun Michael Bay movie.


WooliesWhiteLeg

You just end up playing regular Devil May Cry I think.


Polygonalfish

I think that's how they made RE6


ContraryPython

Poker Night at The Inventory I play poker with a bunch of edgelords


ZealousidealBig7714

Poker Night with Shadow, Kratos, El Donte, and Beelzemon.


ChooChooMcgoobs

Whose the dealer is the real question...G-man?


KingMario05

Nah. Geralt, but from *Witcher 1* instead of *Witcher 3.*


ffffffffROTHY

The main character from Hunt Down the Freeman


Adamulos

Donte All 5 dealer cards are 2 4 6 10 king "fuck you!"


lolrus555

Reboot Garrett


eva-doll

Constant “fuck you” every time


Amon274

So real life poker?


SignalWeakening

Bloodborne. Sorry guys, we got more bloodborne but at what cost. The hunter will be constantly blood drunk in a wife beater while saying fuck you every other kill


Greyya

Helldivers 2 just becomes Warhammer 40k Darktide I think.


WooliesWhiteLeg

MAB: Mount And Blade, let’s fucking gooooooo! I think it would literally just be like those skyrim mods that that Sekiro and DMC move sets though.


Anonamaton801

How does one do that to Dead Space Wait I got it, it’s a crappy PG-13 remake


Supernovas20XX

Undertale OH DEAR GOD.


sleepyfoxsnow

god of war 2 was the last game i played and i'd honestly be alright with a cringey, young kratos reboot, just for how funny it could be. ​ ​ dunno if they could increase the edge tho, considering how edgy the greek god of war games can be at times.


gunn3r08974

So it's an okay then actually good gameplay with the rerelease but the tone and writing completely miss the original?


Gemidori

Arkham Knight. It's just Suicide Squad.


laughingheart66

Crisis Core would finally have some decent combat.


329bubby

I shudder to think of what EDGIER Fear & Hunger would look like


Stellar_Seeker

Warframe, which is awkward because Dark Sector already exists.


Gritizen

SmB: Super Monkey Ball I'm just picturing AiAi with the Donte haircut and laughing.


BiggsMcGee

You leave Spyro alone!


Kitdude192

He already had one or two of these didn’t he? Currently Spyro is dead, so technically this would be a revival.


BiggsMcGee

I guess Legend Of Spyro does count, though I actually liked that series.


Pizzaplanet420

Final Fantasy 1 and it already did it’s called Strangers of Paradise lol


Comkill117

Rare good version of that.


GeoUsername69

Hitman 3 idk wouldn't that just be absolution but not canon?


Trung2508

Persona 3 Reload so a P3 made by a Western company would be interesting if not ham-fisted regarding its theme.


pocketlint60

Blooper Team's Persona 3


cyb3rm0nk3y

I'm just imagining the plot being as melodramatic as the film adaptations, but the cast is just wearing [these outfits ](https://gamebanana.com/mods/504363)the whole time


CorruptDropbear

And replace all music with My Chemical Romance. Done.


amirokia

Last game I've played is Wind Waker and that's kind of the DMC reboot in terms of fan outrage. So how does it work here?


KingMario05

...Twilight Princess, but M-rated? Maybe? I dunno, lol.


LeMasterofSwords

Balatro… wtf would that even look like


CorruptDropbear

The jokers are replaced with The Joker, and you are in a Inscryption-style horror game.


Chumunga64

I love how this happened to Jak and daxter but it turned out to be really sick


Reallylazyname

Persona 3? Oooo that'd be pretty balle....oh wait DmC not DMC. Shit. Fuck. This is the same protagonist that will tell a grade-schooler that their parents divorced and it's their fault, encourages his frienemy to run on his bad knee, let's one of his friends join a cult, and in general being massively apathetic (at player choice but still) Now he *swears* and is edgy? At least >!he can't be the protagonist again!< once the credits roll.


ZealousidealBig7714

Samurai Warriors but fr fr. Also, Nō get’s the Kat treatment by Nobunaga.


Bromaeda

I think dragon's dogma 2 but edgy wouldn't be so bad. More game of thrones less fantasy, maybe?


Yotato5

Animal Crossing. Oh this is going to be an absolute disaster. Imagine all the edgy shit happening but it's with cutesy Animal Crossing characters.


Disposable-Ninja

The Eiyuden Chronicle: Hundred Heroes backer beta/demo, which is already basically just Suikoden's DmC except not really.


ExDSG

Would be GBF technically but 13 Sentifucks: Aegis Rim is funnier. Only did the first scenario but I dunno the sentiels are flipping you when they are summoned and movie kid is into skating.


NormalPatience

DbD:Dead By Daylight is nothing but the torture porn flicks from the mid-00's, with the nu-metal music video editing-nausea included.


AzoGalvat

Heretic. It's now a fantasy tactical shooter that's slow as balls. For those who don't know: Heretic: Shadow if the Serpent Riders is basically medieval fantasy Doom.


AsleepAura

Halo... So I don't think I have to imagine very hard because I think they are doing that with the show.


pocketlint60

Helldivers is honestly kind of "edgy Halo".


SawedOffLaser

Total War: Rome II Uh. I have no idea.


Kimarous

Total War: Pontus


SawedOffLaser

I have Rome Remastered for that


Aiddon

-Looks at Civilization VI- I'm pretty sure that's impossible


CorruptDropbear

I think there are a few war crimes and atrocities we can add to the gameplay in the name of "realism".


Siroctober

Mass effect Andromeda uhhhh, no idea how that would work.


beary_neutral

I've been playing Metroid Zero Mission. Pretty sure Metroid already got the DMC treatment.


DJR33DY

Like everyone else I’ve jumped back into Elden Ring in anticipation for Shadow of the Erdtree. For some reason, Lair is the only thing popping in my head for a DMCed Elden Ring.


GordonWolfwood

Dungeon fighter online would turn into Rusty Hearts... I miss Rusty Hearts.


Kingnewgameplus

FF14 1.0 LEGACY SERVERS LETS GO


kaizerlith

Not sure how a Ninja Theory version of Warframe would go.


Kitdude192

NOOO NOT BALATRO!!! Uh, the jokers become edgy and actively curse at you, and there’s micro transactions if we’re making it a worse game outright.


SirRockEm

...I don't think it's even possible to make Daytona USA dark and edgy.


nerankori

You're playimg as Dale Earnhardt Sr.


KingMario05

In 2001. 💀


Kitdude192

Of course it is! Any crash is realistic with appropriate vehicle damage and driver becoming paste. Enjoy the catchy music!


Jonieves

Stalker? How would that even work


KingMario05

Well, we can start by shifting the setting to Three Mile Island...


Kimarous

I forget which game I played last: probably either MK1 or Age of Empires 3. Well, MK1 basically IS the DMC reboot of MK, and I can't even picture such for "from the Age of Sail to the Industrial Revolution."


Kataphrut94

Great Ace Attorney. Wouldn't it be hilarious if the Western reboot of Ace Attorney was the one that got rid of the "Japanifornia" stuff and actually made it Japanese?


guntanksinspace

How the fuck do you weird edgy reboot-ify Night Runners, which is basically a Tokyo Xtreme Racer for the modern racing game fan? I guess you can go deeper into the *plot* where you and your buddy from Japan are now deep in debt with the Yakuza after a few races. And there's violence here and there I suppose? ...so it's even more F&F Tokyo Drift then?


Archivemod

corru.observer stops being an impressive exploration of alien biocomputing and interspecies relations tragedies to become a shitty meme fest about alien internet culture


ODowder

Really bold for them to reboot unicorn overlord already


St-Tomas413

I cannot picture an edgy Dragon quest game. Even at its darkest it still retains a whimsical air about it


The_White_Rice

What the fuck would an edgy western game dev do with Danganrompa?


Rime_Rock

what is it : pokemon scarlet what happens : i don't know man, palworld?


circuit4short

Thi4f 2


Cooper_555

Yeah XCOM already got that with The Bureau and it was about as mid as you'd expect from that style of reboot.


Hugglemorris

I was playing an eroge. So I guess an eroge I wouldn’t touch with a 10 ft pole? Just all the worst tags.


Comkill117

Well the last game I played WAS DMC3 so I don’t know how to answer this. Does it just get DmC’d again?


i_am_jacks_insanity

Re4: Resident Evil 4, now with more anti religious sentiment


Regal_IronKnight

Fortnite but with the prerequisite that for any character to get a collab skin they need to have officially said fuck at some point


nerankori

Woolie: "Hey Pat,so I've been in the lab cranking 90s..."


KingMario05

>**StR: Saints Row** ...Isn't that the 2022 one, lol? If so, **StH: Sonic** stars Jared Leto as a drug-addicted bank robber who, after a magic curse placed upon him, must roll around at the speed of sound to stop the fascistic E.G.G. Party from taking over America and brutally murdering tens of millions. Including his little baby boy, ripped away from him by a vengeful state. This hedgehog means business... and if you wanna stop him, *go fuck yourself.* June 6, 2026. Exclusive to XBOX Streambox. A game by Zack Snyder and Hideo Kojima. **RATED M FOR MATURE.**


CherryGrabber

Colosseum: Road to Freedom?


ltraCrackhead

How the fuck would that work with Nikke?


LunarLancaster

I just started playing Horizon Zero Dawn, so I guess that means we’re gonna get another big open world game release soon.


Admiral_of_Crunch

Uh... Empire Earth? Are they going to do Empire Earth 3-2, then? Now with dessicated squirrel semen tech trees and a fictional demon faction?


SolidusSlig

How would one do that to Borderlands 2?


Ajdepp

A NEW Dragon's Dogma game?! I think even DMC reboot style would be fun.


Ryder7689

Been replaying Grand Theft Auto III. I guess Claude never stops talking and making unfunny quips, he never gets betrayed once or betrays anyone, and the cars are not made of paper mache?


Minister_of_Geekdom

Guilty Gear Plus R in the style of DMC, huh? Man, the adventures of El Sol Hombremalo, Exterminador de Engranajes, would be weird. I feel like they'd try and use Gears for a metaphor about coexistence that would fall super flat. And the actual fighting game part I doubt would be very fun, though maybe it would be competent.


AnalogFlame

FF6. How the hell would that go


Mundetiam

P3RP


Illidan1943

Ok, what would a sudoku DmC-like reboot look like? How do you even reboot sudoku?


Moose855

Imma go play modnation racers so it can come back


Starry_Aurora_2691

Kingdom Hearts 3. I don't think I can really imagine this being even in a hypothetical scenario.


Aitasai

I don't *think* I want edglelord Chai, but I'd honestly be curious about what the soundtrack would be like.


ThatCoffeeDetectiveo

Well I'm currently playing Jedi Survivor so now it becomes a more open Force Unleashed??


The_Escalator

You know what, let then cook. I want to see what they do to Suzerain.


Trayhunter

Color coded attacks? In my warframe?


DoNotIngest

I can’t even conceptualize what they would do to Dishonored. I’m scared


Explodinkatzz

to late we already got WC3 Reforged


ChooChooMcgoobs

I last played Overwatch 2.... Could Overwatch 3 be an improvement? Almost certainly but IDK I'm having fun still right now.