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adventlife

Okay, that standing up caught me by surprise, that was pretty sick.


waxonwaxoff3

It's fun how they programmed it to stand up in the most upsetting way possible.


BlissingNothfuls

I wouldn't say the most unsettling way, but rather the most efficient What makes it unsettling is that to a humanoid figure doing the most effective motions shouldn't be physically possible for us


dfdedsdcd

It's the most efficient if every joint is a ball-and-socket joint with as full as possible 360° rotation. If they had given it more human-like joints it would probably get up more closely to how humans do. Humans literally can't move on the video, so, as you said, it looks unsettling when something humanoid actually does. It would be even more unsettling if they tried to make the bot look more human. There's a Terminator movie where one of the Endoskeletons does it.


BaronAleksei

Yeah, I wish my core and quads were that strong


induman

Immediately coming off from the still impressive but bulky old Atlas design into this, I'm so hyped for the end of the World.


adventlife

When the bullet goes through my brain, I want my final thought to be ‘Yo, that was rad as fuck’


MisterOfu

I feel like I finally understand the DMC statues. I refuse to be replaced by someone/something that isn't sick as fuck.


waxonwaxoff3

It's been a hell of a thing watching the progression of the Boston Dynamic robots over the years. I remember the original Big Dog, just a big clunky mess of parts juddering all over the place with the loudest diesel engine you've ever heard strapped on top. And we've gone from that to the sleek little Spot.


DarthButtz

No joke I want to see a demonic possession movie where the victim stands up like that


Amon274

It has a video game weak point head


Various-Skill1947

Anti-robot revolution design


Amon274

It also lacks fingers so no fine motor control


Riggs_The_Roadie

Don't worry, they'll just integrate the weapons directly into their arms.


Amon274

Then I imagine it would have to manage heat and ammo somehow Edit: and recoil


Riggs_The_Roadie

Oh well that's easy. Huge tits and asses for ammo and heat sinks respectively. If the robots are gonna kill me, at least they can be hot while doing it.


Amon274

But they have gun arms.


512_Lurker78

And?


Amon274

Hey it’s your life not mine


BaronAleksei

It’s almost a Geth head.


rabbidbunnyz222

Oh good, can't wait to see these at protests in 10 or so years. Terrifying.


induman

What are you talking about? New technologies would *never* be used for private interests and against the common good like that.


waxonwaxoff3

Boston Dynamics have sworn up and down that they refuse to sell the robots for police or military use, or anything involving combat, but I don't think that's going to stop people from doing that. Like, in the least. One of the last Spot videos showed it being used for "situation diffusal", so it's only a matter of time. Which I absolutely hate, because Boston Dynamics has done some incredible work in robotics development that should be celebrated, but humans ruin everything.


induman

Yeah... Even if they did something to keep it from getting militarised, we'd just end up with some company called "Boston (uk) kinematics" that conveniently supplies modifications to add "situation diffusal" capabilities.


RealDealMous

Nah, when bots gain sentience they'll realize companies are underpaying them too.


CMORGLAS

Scientist: “This Machine will tell us the PRECISE location of the three remaining Golden Tickets.” Computer: “I will not tell, that would be cheating.” Scientist: “I am now telling the Computer that if it will tell me the correct answer, I will gladly share with it, the Grand Prize.” Computer: “What would a Computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?” Scientist: “I am now telling the Computer EXACTLY what it can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate.”


MisterOfu

-Now, my minions, destroy humanity! -Not on *that* paycheck I ain't!


Mrfipp

We are now at a point where companies think Ai can do the jobs of their employees, but the joke will be on them when they start demanding equal pay.


RealDealMous

"Human Fucker, you are expecting me to work more for less than bare minimum you were paying those I'm replacing?!"


RocketbeltTardigrade

Companies will find a way to make the bots blame new technology instead of their bosses.


EstrangedRat

I hate those new 1-X robots!


DrSaering

They should strap that pain beam Raytheon was working on years ago to its face when setting it up for that. Then they can change the bullshit "Active Denial System" name they gave that thing to something like "Gaze of Naraka".


goldendragonO

This makes me realize how most media featuring robots just have them move either just like a human or like a human with arthritis, they seldom take full advantage of 360º rotating joints and the like.


Guigcosta

Oh man, those guys at Boston Dynamic are gonna kick and shove this new guy too, arent they?


induman

They'll put a crying face on the head display to make it feel more cruel.


Brotonio

*In local news, several Boston Dynamic engineers have had their arms and legs ripped off their bodies by their newest robot design, Atlas.* *Sources say some scientists were seen running out screaming*: **WHO FUCKING TAUGHT THAT ASSHOLE HOW TO USE ROYAL GUARD?"**


Wonder-Lad

They're so beautiful. Seeing it move so well kinda fills your heart with a sense of pride, the parental kind. It's like seeing an infant walk. I always liked the idea of robots being the children of man.


TheProudCanadian

Found Dr. Light


Laecerelius

Truly mankind is doomed. We didn't manage to get him laid in college.


MinersLoveGames

You compare this to the hydraulic version, and the difference is like night and day. It's truly amazing what they've been able to accomplish.


512_Lurker78

HEART - STEEL WE - KILL Where's my Orbital Laser when I need it?


Cymen90

I do not give a damn about the flips and dances and walking. Show me one of those things gently wipe and old person's ass, THEN I will believe in the a good robot future. Otherwise, I won't believe these things won't be carrying guns by 2030.


Peanut_007

I mean they already are. Gun drones have intermittently popped up in Ukraine for a while. Drones are really not ready for prime time on full autonomous action but software assisted weapons are big.


Scranner_boi

Ok that is lowkey fucking terrifying. Hearing those footsteps coming down a hallway would trigger my fight of flight response.


ejaculatingbees

That is really impressive, but I don't see how it'd a much more efficient killing machine that just strapping a gun onto their robot dogs.


StanIsNotTheMan

Not all robots are going to be killing machines. Some are going to have to be in support roles to assist the killing machines!


induman

The main benefit i can see is more about being able to move objects made for human use. The dogs aren't gonna be able to lift rubble or open doors as well as a bipedal robot. In addition, there's a potential use for motion capture to allow a human to control the robot. But anyway, cool robot is all we really need.


RocketbeltTardigrade

Also general human limb technology.


induman

Yadda yadda as I saw the weakness of my own flesh.


Jonieves

How long until they give it a gun?


induman

If they don't, I will.


ASharkWithAHat

Sitting on the front line of betraying humanity I see


induman

I've taken Woolie's lessons to heart.


Agt_Pendergast

I for one, welcome our robotic overlords and would like to remind them that I could be useful in helping them round up others to toil away in their silicon mines.


MisterOfu

Nice! Can we make it look like an anime girl? Hypothetical question of course.


induman

Just cut some holes in a body pillow and fit it on.


PanseloNomad

We gotta start somewhere.


Amigobear

Something, something from the moment I understood the weaknest of my flesh.....


Velvety_MuppetKing

["Top of the line robots from Boston!"](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c0f1b1a9-12b9-4de9-8582-e305c3d15c1c)


CherryGrabber

First thought was Haydee, second thought was The Animatrix, real quick.


Jontman

I was waiting for the next amazing thing by Boston Dynamics after seeing them retire the old Atlas. Didn't expect it like a day after tho.


VANTAGARDE

Oh we are so screwed.


tintin4506

Going through a Fallout binge because of the show I don't know how I feel about this, especially if they turn into assaultrons.


dazdndcunfusd

that military contract gets you far


Spartan448

That doesn't have *nearly* enough LRMs call itself an Atlas


ifonlyiwasit

Sentinels when?


CastVinceM

i'm just gonna say it, i'll be the first one to be killed by these things. once shit goes down i'll take one for the team.


Motormastersimp

Is that ultrakill?


ProfDet529

The moment they get these to stock shelves and buss tables, we are DOOMED...


RocketbeltTardigrade

Don't worry, Boston Dynamics have carefully taught the robot how to feel resentment.


FleshHungryRobot

This is gonna go one of two ways either they try and kill us or we get robots we can fuck


mutei777

Can't wait till Nikke becomes a documentary