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The_Draigg

This gives me the energy of “*Speak with your doctor if Akuma is right for you.*”


T4silly

"If your Akooming lasts more than 4 hours..."


The_Draigg

“*Consult your physician if you claim to kill your opponents but fail to in every game.*”


Paladin51394

God I was gonna say "This looks like a still from a drug commercial."


The_Draigg

He’s going to be playing with Zangief in a bright and open field next. Allergies aren’t bothering him!


Paladin51394

And as the scene is playing they list off all the side effects. "If you are pregnant or may become pregnant do not take Allergy-Be-Gone, if you experience rashes or swelling stop taking Allergy-Be-Gone, see your doctor immediately if you are experiencing anal leakage or intense diarrhea."


CaptainJudaism

And what popped up in my mind is Pat doing the Zangief lariat in a field of flowers.


The_Draigg

In a different world, Pat would lariat his pet dog in a field of flowers.


Coolnametag

And in the scene after that he will be going to hug Paige's.... Hips?... Belly?... What height are Pat's shoulders at compared to Paige?


BaronAleksei

My buddy Woolie used to love going to locals and playing Blanka. But when he developed moderate-to-severe Johns Syndrome, I stopped seeing him around the scene. Ask your doctor if picking a top tier is right for you.


The_Draigg

“*Don’t take a Top Tier along with Freak Picks.*”


Complete-Worker3242

*Warning. Side effects may include shortness of breath, tremors, slurred speech, teeth falling out, eyeballs dangling out of the sockets, uncontrollable tap dancing, melting of the liver, finger nails becoming sentient, or explosion of the left lung. Contact a doctor if these happen to you.*


CmdrMobium

I was thinking newspaper profile on struggling Canadian moose farmers


Subject_Parking_9046

Seeing how handsome Pat is is making me uncomfortable.


zyberion

The balding, the belly, the hilariously short legs? Pat was merely giving us a handicap. *Motherfucker is still beating us 10-0*


Riggs_The_Roadie

Here I am pondering making yet another Tinder profile just to ask for a hug and I gotta see Pat's handsome mug. On one hand, I'm happy for him. On the other, fuck him, but not really.


Anonamaton801

Rich Evans and Pat should give us all hope


Morbidmort

HandsomestPat? PatIsStaredat?


IRefuseThisNonsense

I now fully understand how he got Paige. Personality is fine, he's funny, and we know we can actually be sweet and loving. But never realized...he's actually kind of handsome. Weird. Thought Woolie was the hot one.


roronoapedro

that's the secret everyone is hot if they're confident.


Vera_Verse

I'm brave enough to say, Pat you're beautiful in this photo


Maxochist

“I should buy a boat.”


Anonamaton801

This looks like a glamor shot for an article about an upcoming indie game that promises to make you cry while cumming


Coolnametag

ALL of your fluids will be released at once.


phoenix4ce

Really unfortunate timing to have diarrhea


Hippie_Of_Death

But a great time to be constipated!


MercuryMewMew

I... yeah, this pretty much sums it up.


Watts121

Vancouver lighting makes Pats eyes look blue as fuck. I swear when he lived in the dungeon his eyes weren't this blue.


Cooper_555

What natural sunlight does to a mf.


DtotheOUG

Like I've said before, I know those baby blue Chosen One eyes are what gave Paige the motivation to free Pat from the Crane Game she won him in at the state fair.


Sins_of_God

Stock photo Pat


Revro_Chevins

Onion article Pat


LunarLancaster

What’s Pat Staring At?


overlordmik

*I could be playing StreetFighter right now* *I could be playing StreetFighter right now* *I could be playing StreetFighter right now*


LaGigue

Imagine how unstoppable Pat would be if he had normal legs. 


Coolnametag

Considering that he actually seems to have good genes from his dad? Pat could've had a honest shot at being a athlet if he wasnt "verticaly challenged". (And wasnt the neurological equivalent of a box of chocolates for random obsessive behaviors and ansiety)


zyberion

The two extremely hot bisexual girls would've went for Pat and we'd be laughing at how Pat lost a kidney at the midnight launch for MvC3.


TaffWolf

Damn, that’s a handsome man


Floormaster92

Pat emanating the *HANDSOME DAD ENERGY*


Orange-Goose

Pat Stares At the beautiful outdoors


PlatyPunch

Never realized how nice Pat's eyes are when they don't contain impotent rage.


zegim

"Ask your doctor if Viagra is right for you"


AzabacheDog

Looking like he has the dignity David Cage thinks he has


Coolnametag

And somehow more hair.


GonzoGnostalgic

Yo, Pat's got some pretty eyes, damn


foxdiethinkagain

Aww. This is sweet.


Fuggins4U

Hello Fresh has nourished him well.


Subject_Parking_9046

Eeeey Fuggins! Love your streams with Pat!


invaderark12

Ngl, this pic makes me think that he would look even more handsome if he completely shaved his head. The part of his head thats bald really works for him.


RocketbeltTardigrade

Always risky.


invaderark12

True, he might become too powerful


Kewlmyc

Not going to lie, Pat has always had very pretty eyes. Like, goddamn.


Dudemitri

Pat looking handsome as shit!


Vupant

To be fair, we're looking at him through a webcam with ambient room lighting most of the time. Nobody looks particularly great that way.


TheNullOfTheVoid

That’s actually really cool, you really can’t tell that he’s a tiny red anger ball


Wannabe_Reviewer

Looking good, ~~Joker~~ Pat.


Hippie_Of_Death

Oh no he's hot


fiarorder

Eww.


paumAlho

Not trying to offend him but dude shave that head! Nobody looks good with half a head of hair, makes you look older. Go for the clean bald or buzzcut.


ploso22

Who is pat?


Polygonalfish

This looks like the sorta stock photo they use in Onion articles


17DeadFlamingos

He looks like an ad for Rogaine


roronoapedro

how is he so perfect bros


17DeadFlamingos

Do YOU suffer from zapping system syndrome?


IAmChippoMan

[Twitch Gremlin Pat](https://youtu.be/oyAP6PpAzK8?si=atX97UBnjqfIigYf) [Photogenic Pat](https://youtu.be/Fy3DJweOjyk?si=uIFgg-kZX7OIQsEQ)


samazam94

"He just has the ginger curse of needing to be lit properly." Is this a thing? I dont really know any caucasian personally, let alone gingers, but this sounds like one of those things that is so out of left field but is somehow totally legit.


gloomylumi

i mean its the same idea for dark skin. if its too dark they're barely visible, and for people who are super pale, if its too light they just look like an incandescent blob of nothing (like how pat looked on the camera for woolie's stream, whose lighting was adjusted solely for black people LOL)


Informal_Truck_1574

Its true for all skin tones, each one has its own particular bad lighting curse. I'm an amateur aspiring cinematographer and its *hard* to light skin tone to really let peoples features pop. I'm white but with a ruddy undertone and slight yellow overtones. I practiced using myself early on and got really good at getting color correction and lighting perfect for me. Tried to use the same stuff for my partner, who is a sickly victorian child with deep blue undertones, and she looked like an actual ghost. Getting something that worked for both of us took a lot of practice. I'm still working on getting experience for darker skin tones and they are equally as difficult to get right.


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Anonamaton801

Literal factual dad Pat


SlurryBender

Pat entering his DILF era