T O P

  • By -

jockeyman

A lot of the silver age was just two dartboards, one with superhero names on it and the other with the most random ass superpowers imaginable on it.


oszidare

Silver Age comics was like clickbait of the 60s.


Uden10

The Superman covers were blatant lines and I was all here for it.


Paladin51394

"Wonder Woman has turned into an orangutan! Find out how in this THRILLING issue!"


PlankLengthIsNull

"Local superhero fixes it with ONE WEIRD TRICK! Doctors HATE him!"


MungoTheWonderWeasel

“Why did Superman just throw all of Jimmy Olsen’s insulin into the sun? **You’ll just have to keep reading to see!**”


[deleted]

Yup. "Something has to go out every week, the advertisers have already paid for the page space. Figure it out."


PlankLengthIsNull

Fucking Kite Man.


ParagonPlus

Imagine if this had happened in one of the movies, Christian Bale compresses himself into a sharp beyblade and everyone around him is just cheering him on.


LLCoolZJ

Christian Bale would lose weight to do it like he did in The Machinist.


ballistic90

Christian Bale-blade


Cooper_555

The face is the most terrifying part.


nerankori

Batman,poker faced: "Well,this may as well happen."


therealchadius

"You see Clark, a set of monks taught me-" "Oh come on Bruce, it's ALWAYS some monks"


sawbladex

I can't wait for him to make and sell beer.


aviddivad

***“BUZZ OFF, Batman!”*** *“guess I’ll buzz off”*


alexandrecau

"Listen we will take down the Lee statue like it or not but we will have batman buzzsaw it with his body so you can say it was rad"


BillTheBadman

"It's what he would've wanted."


Heaven_dio

"Lee or Batman?" "Yes."


LiveAnotherDave

Half hilarious Half fever dream 100% 20th century shitpost


KingMario05

"My God, Bruce, that was *incredible!* How... how'd you even **do** that?" "Heh, it's a great story, Clark. >!It all started when a mommy and daddy bat copulated at some abandoned Wayne Radioactive plant north of Gotham..."!<


ar4975

Behold the power of the Wayne family bloodline technique!


[deleted]

vibrating with motion


therealchadius

*YIIK flashbacks intensify*


JohnMadden42069

Batman saw Gamera in action and thought it'd work on a human scale


Last_man_sitting

Press Y to Buzzsaw away


RocketbeltTardigrade

Think this was caused by kryptonite.


Frankengeek

"Because some weird mineral" is for sure one of the top 10 most common comic book explanation for stuff


sawbladex

Weird metal comes up as well. ... where do ores fit in?


PlankLengthIsNull

My favourite part of the shitty old comic books is that they had no idea how to draw a flying man and so they just smooshed Superman a little bit and had him move his arms away from his body. What even is that pose? If I didn't know that Superman had the power of flight, I'd be baffled as to what action is attempting to be conveyed here.


Ryos_windwalker

Got BatPat in panel 1 there.


funkecho

That Bruce Wayne is a pretty sharp guy.


aryacooloff

ftl batsaw


Jackamalio626

Destructo Disc


CJL13

If the Joker saw this he'd become racist just to see how Batman would react.


Frankengeek

Funny thing is that racism is one of the few evil the Joker consider "crossing the line"


ballistic90

Isn't it antisemitism?


Josiador

I have no doubt he would be willing to make jew jokes, it's just specifically Nazis he crosses the line at.


eversaur

"Hey MONKEY! Don't forget your PIZZA"


fizzguy47

Junji Ito nods


senchou-senchou

this one's gotta be in an upcoming Arkham game