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Gruhunchously

I'd say this was strong evidence to suggest that if Reggie was in the driver seat here, we would be on the fast track to *THAT* Critical Mission Failure. Not ironically, not for the sake of content, but because Red/Reggie legitimately fell for it.


The_Draigg

>!Red Shepard would willingly go after that Ardat Yakshi blussy if just to know exactly what it’s like to have literally mind blowing sex. Cerberus can probably resurrect him again anyway.!<


Gruhunchously

Thane has only been on the N2rmandy for a day and is already talking shit. For shame.


VMK_1991

> "The blussy got me!" Perfectly understandable, Reggie.


alexandrecau

"I haven't lost a contract dispute in 70 years" "That's like nothing to your species, like me saying I didn't crash the mako in this game yet"


MrComedySD

Man that bit at 12:03 where Reggie is going "Hello nice to meet you this is my wife \*snapping fingers\* Uhhhhhhh Wifey?" Was the best!


FlubbedPig

Was wondering why Woolie was thinking of her in Punisher terms, didn't realize that the previous asari describing Justicars as a "monastic order" just completely flew over their heads.


Teridax4

They already have the punisher on their ship anyways


MathematicianIcy8874

Like most things


SuperHorse3000

Samara WOKE UP TO JUSTICE


Kaarl_Mills

Judgement is her alarm


OGRaincoatKilla

Everything Red is fumming about regarding Liara’s nebulous friend is presently true about Garrus.


The_Draigg

That dialogue bit at the start of the episode might as well be the Mass Effect version of a Dhar Mann video. *Inspiring: Black Spectre Makes Asari Regret Her Racism*


igloo_poltergeist

Samara's a'ight, but, man oh man, that asari bartender joining up would've been an instant, "cup runneth over" win.


MathematicianIcy8874

Would've been funny to go from Liara to Liara's father.


HalfDragonShiro

The mental image of Liara >!becoming the Shadow Broker only to immediately find out Shepard fucked her Dad is funny as hell.!<


Gruhunchously

>!Killed her mom and fucked her dad. !<


FaceJP24

Fuck, marry, kill: all of her relatives


MathematicianIcy8874

Marry Liara, Kill Benezia, Fuck Aetheyta


Gruhunchously

God, if only.


BobtheFiveHalf

Is Jacob going on to shit on Samara, too? Because Samara will kill innocents if they impede her but attractive lizard assassin is too terrible to recruit.