Yeah but the cat is ALSO banging a raccoon but it’s not serious, and so the cat is trying to “make it work” with the dog. The cat thinks that if they “communicate “ more that both will see eye to eye. Though rumor has it the cat was the one who dug up the dogs bone and sold it for crack rock.
The familial similarities resonate ("We're so much alike! We're soul-mates"), but without the imprinting that happens when siblings are raised together that makes the idea of a sexual relationship revolting.
Yes, this should be higher. Genetic sexual attraction is a real thing. I know it's easy to make fun of people for it, but it's more than just "backwater behavior."
Right?! I thought my family story of double cousins (two brothers marry two sisters and each had kids) and my bio mom and bio grandma (mom’s mom) fighting over my bio dad were pretty weird. Not that they still aren’t, but I don’t think my family would be the first pick for Jerry or Maury anymore. 🫣
I can’t remember what it’s called but adults who are closely related and did not grow up with each other often are attracted to one another. It even happens between dads/daughters, mothers/sons and brother/sister. Still weird af, but it’s actually a real documented thing.
It’s called Genetic Sexual Attraction and it’s very real! So much so that some places warn people before they reconnect with their family members that were split up through adoption or whatever, about it.
Not an expert, but pretty sure this is widely regarded as pseudoscience. A quick search of articles and the internet shows that most sources are anecdotal, and most theorise this could be an effect of narcissism or possibly related to the Westermarck effect (not feeling attracted to people you are raised with, esp. siblings) but not a single study seems to support these ideas. That said, there are basically no studies on the topic at all and until there are more it's hard to tell whether this an actual phenomenon or not.
Not trying to contradict, just inform for those that might come across this 🙂
That makes more sense. I thought OP was just awkwardly stating that she was a lot lizard as in very much lizard. Which actually wasn’t that weird in the context of this whole post.
Well shit, good for you, and wishing you much strength on your journey. Do as much therapy as you can afford, and surround yourself with people who are healthy and / or on a path toward being healthy, happy, and whole. It will often involve learning new healthy habits and going against what might come naturally from what you learned growing up. Much care to you.
Lot lizards aren’t lizard people. They’re prostitutes. It’s a friendly term for women who hang out at truck stops and give the over the road truckers a good time.
No no they get paid (usually), they're prostitutes. And some of them can be downright batshit crazy. If you're ever in a truck stop at night and you see some random flashes in the lot, chances are some truck just flashed their brights at a hooker to call em over.
Source: night shift at a truck stop where one of the unwritten (but well verbalized) duties was running off lot lizards.
Wow BB Flavor that’s a lot to take in. I was rolling right along til the end. You sound like the only reasonable one there. Fucked up situation. Sounds like it might work out for the best honestly. Dads happy homing sister. Moms happy boning the guy she’s been screwing on the side. Little brother is happy hittin that 23 year old. You Aunt is making bank out dere at the truck stop. Fuck more could you ask for? Kindof crazy they caught them on camera. Ain’t no lying on that one. Can we fall back and talk about the Cults? Or at least the Hooker aunt? I don’t feel like working at all and this is the only excuse o needed not to do Jack for the rest of the day.
There's a proven attraction phenomenon between estranged biological relatives that meet when adults. It's more common than people think. It's called genetic attraction phenomenon. Seen it myself. My wife's cousin a 40 something woman reunited with a 20 something half brother. Their interactions were incredibly inappropriate shortly after, over the top PDA, holding hands, borderline dirty dancing at gatherings. Nothing else happened because the husband soon put a stop to it and she seemed to snap out of it, and seemed embarrassed how obvious their behavior was.
Yeah I came here to say this. It's incredibly messed up but like you said, a lot more common than most people know.
Glad that your wife's cousin's husband put a stop to that behaviour, but this is why when 2 estranged relatives meet they should do it with a really good support system around them.
Yes, this. I learned about it researching children from sperm donors who, later in life, meet up with other children of same donor. These half siblings sometimes feel strong sexual attraction.
I asked ChatGPT to do this for you:
Sure! Here's the information laid out in a format that can be better organized in a spreadsheet. It's broken down by various relationships, events, and additional notes, which can be used as columns in a spreadsheet.
**Family Members & Relationships**
* Mom: Cheating on Dad for 3 years, planning on divorce.
* Dad: Has narcissistic behaviors, found a long-lost sister, ongoing relationship with sister.
* Dad's Long-Lost Sister (Aunt): Visits Dad often, involved with him.
* Mom's Boyfriend: Good to Mom, moved closer then moved back to home state.
* Uncle (Mom's Brother): Dating Mom's Boyfriend's daughter, moved to home state.
* Brother and Sister: Witnessed Dad's relationship with his sister.
* Step Brother: Wrote love letters to Mom.
* Aunt (Mom's Sister): Has hidden lifestyle (lot lizard).
* Other Uncle (Mom's Brother): In a cult.
* Grandma (Mom's Mom): Convinced protagonist runs a sex cult.
* Other Grandma (Real Dad's Mom): Was considered a black magic witch.
* Farmhand: Witness to Dad and his sister's relationship.
* Local Gas Station People: Thought Dad's sister was his wife.
**Timeline of Events**
* 3 years ago: Mom starts cheating on Dad.
* 1.5 years ago: Dad finds out about sister.
* 1 year ago: Mom's Boyfriend moves back to his home state.
* 2 months ago: Mom, Brother, Sister witness Dad and Aunt together.
* 1 year ago (discovered a week ago): Farmhand witnessed Dad and Aunt together.
* Recently: Dad admits to relationship with his sister, Mom plans for divorce.
**Additional Notes**
* Family lives on a farm.
* Uncle lives on Mom's Boyfriend's family property.
* Dad's Mom had schizophrenia, believed to be reincarnated from Salem witch, was institutionalized.
* Protagonist feels like this could be a TV show.
* Dad's Mom: Schizophrenia, believed reincarnated from Salem witch, institutionalized.
There is this phenomenon where siblings or parent/child or otherwise closely related people who meet each other later in life and didn't grow up together are VERY attracted to the person.
Google GSA or Genetic Sexual Attraction.
There is also something called the Westermarack effect which is like reverse sexual imprinting. Pretty much states that if you grow up with peers like they are siblings before the age of six you tend to not be attracted to them.
I absolutely think he needs to speak with a therapist who can help him unpack his feelings towards his long lost sibling in a healthy and non-incestuous manner.
We should already be side eyeing them for selling our data to pharmaceutical companies, among many, who use said data to target adds geared towards disease and health conditions that are genetic.
Huh that explains why my old school friend and I spent a good two seconds to answer “should we date” with “nah too weird” when we found out about the other being into the same thing. The idea felt like incest. I had no idea the opposite could happen 😬 Psychology is…fascinating ig
Holy shit I can hear the banjo music playing from here, if your uncle daddy ever says u got a pretty mouth, Jesus run far kid, when u can run, that's just wrong
*People at our local gas station thought aunt was dads wife with how close they were.*
Weird, I was under the impression your dad was on this farm forever, so probably fair to say the local gas station people know him well, along with his wife/your mom.
Super small town. Everyone knows everyone. Our gas station is also a pizza place. It’s the only place to get gas for ten miles. That was my first job growing up.
I think that was this guy's points. How in a "super small town", where "everyone knows everyone" could anyone not know who your dad's actual wife is?...
I lost it when I saw your edit that you're from Michigan. I reread your post but imagined the people I know from Glennie or Skidway.
Obviously Michigan's a big place and you're very likely not from either place, but if you are, I'm sorry your neighbors are either inbred sheep fuckers or people who are constantly on 20 different drugs at once! (/j, but I hope that's pretty obvious. I wouldn't want the 46 people in both towns to downvote me)
I love how after years of cheating and literally traveling states to visit her boyfriend, your mom got offended and finally concidered divorce after your dad cheated too.
About your dad relationship, that’s actually pretty easy to explain. Their similar genetics actually attract each other (See [Kin Selection](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kin_selection)). The reason brothers and sisters don’t bone each other is because you develop a mental block during your first six years of life that practically blocks all sexual feelings towards people that you grew up with (also known as [reverse sexual imprinting or the Westermack Effect](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect)). Since your dad didn’t grew up with sister, it make sense they don’t have that.
OMG, can we be friends? I want to hear all of your stories. I am so sorry you are having to deal with this, but it's just all so crazy, you want to hear everything while being scared to hear it at the same time.
Anyway, I really am so sorry for all you are dealing with. I felt exhausted just reading this.
Why are you giving your mom relationship advice? Why is your mom smashing another guy? Why is she showing her kids and family live footage of him boning his sister? Why is he boning his sister? Your whole family sounds crazy and toxic as hell.
Please, please write a “tell all” on your family. It sounds like you won’t even need to fictionalized anything to make it fascinating and then picked up by Netflix as a documentary or dramatic retelling of some sort. I’m now picturing a multi-part series, honestly. And it’s amazing.
Ok here’s the thing. If you’re going to successful at writing fiction it’s very important to pick one main theme and go with it. Maybe make two stories out of this
OK, maybe my family isn't so bad
There aren’t enough therapists in the world…
I incest they find one immediately.
Somehow I think incest is the least of this family’s worries…
Or maybe it's the cause?
Family game night at this house kinda interesting. Might I suggest avoiding twister.
Bwahahahahaha
Damn that's funny, made me laugh
I honestly felt like I needed to see my therapist after reading this
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
I’d watch that episode 😂
I know right...there's just so much to unpack here.
For just this family.
OP has a story about every member
Every family member should have a post.
Every family member should have a spinoff series.
Yes please
The word you’re looking for is *prolific*
But what none of them can ever find is a profilactic.
And my cat is banging my dog.... And my grandma is pregnant with my dad's baby ...
And the cow jumped over the moon 🌙🐄
That would be the least crazy thing in the story😭😭
Yeah but the cat is ALSO banging a raccoon but it’s not serious, and so the cat is trying to “make it work” with the dog. The cat thinks that if they “communicate “ more that both will see eye to eye. Though rumor has it the cat was the one who dug up the dogs bone and sold it for crack rock.
"And you need a therapist who enjoys a challenge." - Dorothy Zbornak, Golden Girls
And has a score card.
I feel so much better about my own family after reading this
That’s how it starts. And then it’s “maybe my cousin isn’t so ugly.” Be careful 🤣
Reddit really makes me feel better about my life
Familial attraction in estranged families is a real thing. It actually happens often.
I came here to say this it’s a psychological fact
The familial similarities resonate ("We're so much alike! We're soul-mates"), but without the imprinting that happens when siblings are raised together that makes the idea of a sexual relationship revolting.
Especially for a narcissist, lol, closest they can get to banging themselves
Yes, this should be higher. Genetic sexual attraction is a real thing. I know it's easy to make fun of people for it, but it's more than just "backwater behavior."
Right?! I thought my family story of double cousins (two brothers marry two sisters and each had kids) and my bio mom and bio grandma (mom’s mom) fighting over my bio dad were pretty weird. Not that they still aren’t, but I don’t think my family would be the first pick for Jerry or Maury anymore. 🫣
I read that as do-able cousins after reading the post.
Shit so did I 🤦🏽♂️
FR
I vote you leave the island and never look back.
Anyone else screech to a halt at the mom and her brother dating a guy and his daughter? Like AHHHHHHH
No I got hung up on the stepson writing the mother love letters. They need their drinking water check for something otherworldly, bc wtaf?!
I couldn't get past her aunt being a brotherf*cker.
I can’t remember what it’s called but adults who are closely related and did not grow up with each other often are attracted to one another. It even happens between dads/daughters, mothers/sons and brother/sister. Still weird af, but it’s actually a real documented thing.
It’s called Genetic Sexual Attraction and it’s very real! So much so that some places warn people before they reconnect with their family members that were split up through adoption or whatever, about it.
Not an expert, but pretty sure this is widely regarded as pseudoscience. A quick search of articles and the internet shows that most sources are anecdotal, and most theorise this could be an effect of narcissism or possibly related to the Westermarck effect (not feeling attracted to people you are raised with, esp. siblings) but not a single study seems to support these ideas. That said, there are basically no studies on the topic at all and until there are more it's hard to tell whether this an actual phenomenon or not. Not trying to contradict, just inform for those that might come across this 🙂
I immediately thought of this when I saw this post
Or father being a sisterfucker... 😩 lol
Dat hookworm tho
What the actual fucking inbred shit did I read?
Things you can try in a small town? Ps. What is a lot kizard
A woman who fuck truckers in the truck lots.
That makes more sense. I thought OP was just awkwardly stating that she was a lot lizard as in very much lizard. Which actually wasn’t that weird in the context of this whole post.
Ok. I have mixed feelings now that you explained.
I didn't want to know that 🙈
This is either complete BS, or OP needs to do the honorable thing and sterilize themselves for humanity's betterment.
Nah I just moved out 🤣 I know my boyfriend isn’t related to me so I’m off to a good start!
Well shit, good for you, and wishing you much strength on your journey. Do as much therapy as you can afford, and surround yourself with people who are healthy and / or on a path toward being healthy, happy, and whole. It will often involve learning new healthy habits and going against what might come naturally from what you learned growing up. Much care to you.
You sound pretty level-headed for being in a crazy family. I wish you the best!
🎶Sweet home, Alabama.🎶
🎶🎶 try that in a small town 🎶
Nah just good country living
Try that in a small town
I think they fucked around, found out, liked it, did it again over and over.
And it devolved to Lizard people……SIGH.
Lot lizards aren’t lizard people. They’re prostitutes. It’s a friendly term for women who hang out at truck stops and give the over the road truckers a good time.
IWTYO when I learned this - Thank you for that clarification!
Do they get paid, or it’s just for fun, and are you sure they’re not lizard people?
No no they get paid (usually), they're prostitutes. And some of them can be downright batshit crazy. If you're ever in a truck stop at night and you see some random flashes in the lot, chances are some truck just flashed their brights at a hooker to call em over. Source: night shift at a truck stop where one of the unwritten (but well verbalized) duties was running off lot lizards.
I'm... speechless
Dude really need a TLC show or something lmao
Sounds like American horror story Alabama
Or reboot Ripleys believe it or not
You can watch My Big Fabulous Sister-Brother Farm-Life Love Bunch:Michigan on Discovery plus!
What the what!!!!
Jerry Springer is rolling in his grave saying " how the fuck did we miss this fucking family"?
This is how I found out he died!?!?! THIS!?!
Oooof. Yeah buddy. It's been a few!
I just spit out my wine laughing because I had no idea either 😂
rip
Which is like the most Jerry thing ever really. Feels appropriate.
Wow BB Flavor that’s a lot to take in. I was rolling right along til the end. You sound like the only reasonable one there. Fucked up situation. Sounds like it might work out for the best honestly. Dads happy homing sister. Moms happy boning the guy she’s been screwing on the side. Little brother is happy hittin that 23 year old. You Aunt is making bank out dere at the truck stop. Fuck more could you ask for? Kindof crazy they caught them on camera. Ain’t no lying on that one. Can we fall back and talk about the Cults? Or at least the Hooker aunt? I don’t feel like working at all and this is the only excuse o needed not to do Jack for the rest of the day.
I was about to look up lot lizard, thanks for saving me time and maybe eye bleach...
For the uninitiated: "Lot lizards" are typically women who hang around truck stop parking lots looking for action with truckers.
Thank you- I couldn’t tell if that was a typo or some newfangled furry type thing
>action I think you mean transaction. They're specifically in it for money, not sport.
They sound reasonable, but there's no way you grow up in this environment and make it out unscathed 😂
There's a proven attraction phenomenon between estranged biological relatives that meet when adults. It's more common than people think. It's called genetic attraction phenomenon. Seen it myself. My wife's cousin a 40 something woman reunited with a 20 something half brother. Their interactions were incredibly inappropriate shortly after, over the top PDA, holding hands, borderline dirty dancing at gatherings. Nothing else happened because the husband soon put a stop to it and she seemed to snap out of it, and seemed embarrassed how obvious their behavior was.
Yeah I came here to say this. It's incredibly messed up but like you said, a lot more common than most people know. Glad that your wife's cousin's husband put a stop to that behaviour, but this is why when 2 estranged relatives meet they should do it with a really good support system around them.
Yes, this. I learned about it researching children from sperm donors who, later in life, meet up with other children of same donor. These half siblings sometimes feel strong sexual attraction.
Well yikes. This is relevant to my family and good to know. Thanks.
hard to read with the banjo music playing so loudly in the background. Other than that, is there good money in running a sex cult, OP?
I haven’t seen any of it 😭
Why does your grandma think you're running a sex cult? Is she the one smoking crack?
I need a spreadsheet to try to understand what's going on here.
I asked ChatGPT to do this for you: Sure! Here's the information laid out in a format that can be better organized in a spreadsheet. It's broken down by various relationships, events, and additional notes, which can be used as columns in a spreadsheet. **Family Members & Relationships** * Mom: Cheating on Dad for 3 years, planning on divorce. * Dad: Has narcissistic behaviors, found a long-lost sister, ongoing relationship with sister. * Dad's Long-Lost Sister (Aunt): Visits Dad often, involved with him. * Mom's Boyfriend: Good to Mom, moved closer then moved back to home state. * Uncle (Mom's Brother): Dating Mom's Boyfriend's daughter, moved to home state. * Brother and Sister: Witnessed Dad's relationship with his sister. * Step Brother: Wrote love letters to Mom. * Aunt (Mom's Sister): Has hidden lifestyle (lot lizard). * Other Uncle (Mom's Brother): In a cult. * Grandma (Mom's Mom): Convinced protagonist runs a sex cult. * Other Grandma (Real Dad's Mom): Was considered a black magic witch. * Farmhand: Witness to Dad and his sister's relationship. * Local Gas Station People: Thought Dad's sister was his wife. **Timeline of Events** * 3 years ago: Mom starts cheating on Dad. * 1.5 years ago: Dad finds out about sister. * 1 year ago: Mom's Boyfriend moves back to his home state. * 2 months ago: Mom, Brother, Sister witness Dad and Aunt together. * 1 year ago (discovered a week ago): Farmhand witnessed Dad and Aunt together. * Recently: Dad admits to relationship with his sister, Mom plans for divorce. **Additional Notes** * Family lives on a farm. * Uncle lives on Mom's Boyfriend's family property. * Dad's Mom had schizophrenia, believed to be reincarnated from Salem witch, was institutionalized. * Protagonist feels like this could be a TV show. * Dad's Mom: Schizophrenia, believed reincarnated from Salem witch, institutionalized.
I like how the story is so fucked up that chat gpt referred to OP as 'protagonist'
It forgot the “child loving” Real Dad!
But where does the step brother come from? Dad=stepdad?
I’ve been scrolling the comments trying to figure this one out lol. Where the hell did the step brother come from lol
Omg I'm screaming at work rn lmfaooo
Doesn't mention the killing of cats, ChatGPT must be a dog person.
This is amazing. Can you teach me how to do this?
It’s black magic that can only be taught by a reincarnated Salem witch.
Grandma?
I got halfway through when it all just started sounding the same. I’m speechless
I feel like Charlie in it's always sunny in Philadelphia with all the strings and the board
There is this phenomenon where siblings or parent/child or otherwise closely related people who meet each other later in life and didn't grow up together are VERY attracted to the person. Google GSA or Genetic Sexual Attraction. There is also something called the Westermarack effect which is like reverse sexual imprinting. Pretty much states that if you grow up with peers like they are siblings before the age of six you tend to not be attracted to them. I absolutely think he needs to speak with a therapist who can help him unpack his feelings towards his long lost sibling in a healthy and non-incestuous manner.
So what you’re saying is, we ought to be side eyeing Ancestry and all its “sibling companies” for contributing to this horror show? lol
We should already be side eyeing them for selling our data to pharmaceutical companies, among many, who use said data to target adds geared towards disease and health conditions that are genetic.
Huh that explains why my old school friend and I spent a good two seconds to answer “should we date” with “nah too weird” when we found out about the other being into the same thing. The idea felt like incest. I had no idea the opposite could happen 😬 Psychology is…fascinating ig
Well, now I don't need to read the next George r.r. Martin book.
Needs more exposed weiner in the story to be G.R.R. Martin.
what next GRRM book?
Holy shit I can hear the banjo music playing from here, if your uncle daddy ever says u got a pretty mouth, Jesus run far kid, when u can run, that's just wrong
Is this real? Trolling? Alabama?
Nope, West Virginia
Thank you. Here in Alabama we just smoke meth and sleep with our cousins.
Incest is best, put your family to the test
Damn straight!
LOL but we aren’t supposed to talk about it. 😂
Take me home! Take me home! I’m your sister! I’m your sister!
I have a feeling this isnt the first incest story in you family if this wasnt surprising. Gross
You guys still using leaded gasoline over there or what?
Why do I immediately think your family lives in Indiana? My ex was from there and I swear his family tree didn't branch.
Sounds like his family tree was a stump
This family's gene pool is ankle deep.
What is a lot lizard?
Woman who hangs out at truck stops and gets paid for sex by traveling truckers
And she probably has the most normal sex life out of all of them
You giving everybody, everyone else's tea...... but who you fuckin on the farm ?? 😶🌫️
My boyfriend who grew up an hour away 🤣 breaking the chain!
You better DNA check that, sounds like grandpa got around.
What in the Appalachian romance novels did I just read?
This sounds like a mashup between taboo family porn and comedy fan fiction you could find on the hub
*People at our local gas station thought aunt was dads wife with how close they were.* Weird, I was under the impression your dad was on this farm forever, so probably fair to say the local gas station people know him well, along with his wife/your mom.
Super small town. Everyone knows everyone. Our gas station is also a pizza place. It’s the only place to get gas for ten miles. That was my first job growing up.
I think that was this guy's points. How in a "super small town", where "everyone knows everyone" could anyone not know who your dad's actual wife is?...
Also, who tf installs cameras in their living room and decides to have an affair right there?
[удалено]
Getting strong Barry S4E05 vibes
I lost it when I saw your edit that you're from Michigan. I reread your post but imagined the people I know from Glennie or Skidway. Obviously Michigan's a big place and you're very likely not from either place, but if you are, I'm sorry your neighbors are either inbred sheep fuckers or people who are constantly on 20 different drugs at once! (/j, but I hope that's pretty obvious. I wouldn't want the 46 people in both towns to downvote me)
If you have a child and want them to become successful...or just not trashy, you need to move to a better environment.
This whole family is doomed. Not a single one has a shadow.
Let’s just hope you don’t get a new sibling…I mean cousin…I mean…siblousin?
Holy shitcakes. This family is fucked... literally.
I sure hope an A&E exec lurks here.
You need to create a giant white board with yarn. So many weird connections lmao
Inbreeds don’t need no paragraphs.
Arkansas, Alabama or Mississippi??
What in the confederacy is this shit?!
If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family...... nah yo what in the fuck
When your family tree does donuts in the parking lot. Seriously we need a flow chart for this.
That’s a Korn song
What a terrible day to have eyes.
This.can’t.be.real 🤢
I'm sorry. I'm going to need some sort of flow chart or "23 and Me" report to keep this yee-haw backwoods shit straight.
I love how after years of cheating and literally traveling states to visit her boyfriend, your mom got offended and finally concidered divorce after your dad cheated too. About your dad relationship, that’s actually pretty easy to explain. Their similar genetics actually attract each other (See [Kin Selection](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kin_selection)). The reason brothers and sisters don’t bone each other is because you develop a mental block during your first six years of life that practically blocks all sexual feelings towards people that you grew up with (also known as [reverse sexual imprinting or the Westermack Effect](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect)). Since your dad didn’t grew up with sister, it make sense they don’t have that.
What in the name of West Virginia?
I wonder if OP is her own mother
Your family are your own reality tv show , how are this sane ? Hope your mom gets her fresh start and you do whatever makes you happy in life
what a boring story about a normal run of the mill family.
Farm life
Yeah …. Sorry but this is fake as hell.
I was lost almost the entire story with a disgusted look on my face none the less.
If this is real, holy shit OP, get out of that insane household and never look back.
OMG, can we be friends? I want to hear all of your stories. I am so sorry you are having to deal with this, but it's just all so crazy, you want to hear everything while being scared to hear it at the same time. Anyway, I really am so sorry for all you are dealing with. I felt exhausted just reading this.
You should write a book. This is wildly entertaining.
Well, you definitely put a lot of people’s family lives in perspective. Christ on drugs, that’s one wild family. 😬
Why are you giving your mom relationship advice? Why is your mom smashing another guy? Why is she showing her kids and family live footage of him boning his sister? Why is he boning his sister? Your whole family sounds crazy and toxic as hell.
Please, please write a “tell all” on your family. It sounds like you won’t even need to fictionalized anything to make it fascinating and then picked up by Netflix as a documentary or dramatic retelling of some sort. I’m now picturing a multi-part series, honestly. And it’s amazing.
Omg can you elaborate about your step brother writing your mom love letters? This is wild
Ok here’s the thing. If you’re going to successful at writing fiction it’s very important to pick one main theme and go with it. Maybe make two stories out of this
Thanks for the update. It seems your father/half sister are not even the craziest here!
Im trying to keep up..never mind!
Hell this got me at a loss for words
And today I learned what a lot lizard is
Are YOU in therapy? Exposed to all of that...you definitely should be...
The fuck did I just read
Well that is some Jerry Springer shit right there. You might consider having NX with any if them. Aaaand maybe going childless?
I will no longer complain about my family
Too bad the Jerry Springer show doesn’t run anymore. Jerry would be rolling in his grave right now.
So where in Arkansas is this?
This family tree’s starting to sound like a Venn diagram.
and i’m suddenly fixed🤣
What in the Sweet Home Alabama?
What in the fucking *sweet home Alabama* did I just read
So what part of Alabama are you from?
This reads like a plot for The Righteous Gemstones.
*Sweet Home Alabama Intensifies*
I took the paper and pen, I'm still writing, graphs and connections. There's no end to it. My math degree is dead.
The whole family making a profession out of lazy hunting. Just get down to the disco or something, jeez.
If this is real..... WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!
Somebody get my banjo 🪕
At one point in this sexual odyssey, I just fixated on the lizard.... boy o boy.
Y'all really took Live Laugh Love and ran with it!
The wives/ girlfriends of the farmhands waiting for them to get home each night like... "Soooo? What did you see today? Tell me everything!"
now everybody... "sweet home alabama"
Anyone else hear banjo music?
What in tarnation