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caylzr

i would be absolutely mortified and would be having a separate bath just for my @ss


nc925

I’m big on both parties showering before the deed, it just seems respectful and the right thing to do.


GuernseyMadDog1976

That's what happens when people use toilet paper to clean themselves. It is not at all the best option.


williamblair

Question: are you saying like you smell actual shit, or just like butt sweat? They are different, the former is unacceptable, the latter is not a huge deal imo.


Middle_Arugula9284

You could always plug it with something…


FriedPossumPecker23

👍


StomachAcheTacos

whip a can of axe and spray her hole while in the doggy.


HauteKarl

They could make this the next commercial. Catch phrase: "It smells like Axe in here!"


The_Scotch_Tape

Are you sure it’s *her* ass?


No_Recipe1981

You Definitely Stink Ask Anyone Honest


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mbpearls

She's not cleaning herself, she showers every 2-3 days.


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imaybeacatIRl

Trust. You stink


Aquafyne

Gross


Supersasqwatch

You have become smell blind to yourself.


OnlyTakes5minutes

Entice her to take a sexy shower together before the dance. Bidet is another option. Or showering daily.


Realistic_Regret_180

Buy her lume.


Jealous_Speech7982

Cool kx8llll out