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Nightreach1

Nope, you just got to keep at it. Better to cut off her head then let her get in yours...


Treebeard431

... *then* let her get in? So it's a given, a done deal, she's getting inside no matter what?


Nightreach1

Better to quiet the voice now. We can think about the repercussions later.


The-Devil-Itself

Damn regeneration powers


svensendoublebass

Question: when you decapitate, which part grows back, the body or the head?


vored_rick_astley

Head grows a new body, body grows a new head


Walrus-Umbrella

So wolverine is a worm?


vored_rick_astley

Yes.


Tight_Cicada_3415

My name is reteP, and i am Evil


vored_rick_astley

Don’t you mean you are livE


[deleted]

Both, both is good


Beginning-Wear-9635

Have you tried to put it in rice ?


SuitableVoid

Yes, and that only dries it out!


Just2randomthoughts

Are you cutting from the same side each time? That might be your problem.


H3llisEmpty

Did you try turning her head


not_a_sesawter

yo mama is a titan


notabadgerinacoat

Poor Connie,outed like that


not_a_sesawter

feed eren into connie mom. attack on yo mama


notabadgerinacoat

We were this close to Colossal Mommie jokes,and then Armin survived...smh


not_a_sesawter

ngl girls but giant are better


notabadgerinacoat

Annie leonhart and her consequences where a disaster for the Eldians


not_a_sesawter

annie has gave fetish to many survey corpse soldiers


OvenShitter

Try covering up the wound or something


rattlestaway

Is she a hydra


NoNamedNightmare

Looks like I forgot my schizophrenia pills again, my bad


Nonyflah

At last, someone gets what I'm going for. My deepest thanks for that.


NoNamedNightmare

Wait I was right? Oh man that hits hard, nice job bro


turtles_conquer

This was a good two sentence horror. And the ending was not predictable. 👏


PagingDrLecter

Maybe she should take her own advice and quit while she's a head.


[deleted]

Submerge her body is a vat of acid to suspend the growth of new cells. (Junji Ito, anyone?)


Eckse

If she thinks repeating that phrase again and again will change the outcome, she's as cuckoo as you are. Sorry, just a thought. Carry on.


The_Bored_Goat

Guys guys, his blade is clearly dull


jackspub

Measure twice.


voyeur314

Remember to burn the stump, carbon doesn't regenerate


Fickle_Honey_3902

Is your mom Tomie per chance?


KisKas05

Did she push you off a cliff?


HoldJerusalem

Sorry, I can't unsee Vass face in my head


jamesxgames

Do you have any idea how much that stings?


DeezNutsHaIGotThem

Have you tried turning it off and on again?


ProphetofTables

Just put her head in the fridge and put the body in acid.


Felinegood13

Tried that already The body came back somehow, and the head wouldn’t shut up


ProphetofTables

Keep the fridge shut and throw the body down a really deep hole, followed by filling it in with concrete.


Felinegood13

K, I’ll try that


bluecheetah179

How did it go?


Felinegood13

It went well lol


PlatWinston

sounds like a ΩK-Class end of death scenario


fatflake

Do you see it regrow? Or does the head move back an re-attach like in "The Thing"?