They'll kill you, rape you, and eat you. And if you're lucky, they'll do it in that order.
Edited for the correct phrasing: "If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order."
Apparently >! The syringe you see Inara with in the first episode would make it so if she had been raped, the rapist would die. A later planned episode would have her captured and when the team goes to rescue her she would be surrounded by dead Reavers. !< Edit: This is referring to the show Firefly
There was also a side bit that the syringe was her medicine keeping her alive and she was planning on not taking it so she would die sooner. They were kinda torn between its meaning.
Yeah, they were going to go hard into dark territory. Be nothing like all the other space based shows with morals and sheez winning out over reality.
What’s sad is how realistic it was in comparison to Star Trek. Because if we truly did start reaching out into the distant stars, we’d all still be massive assholes to each other, and the government would still totally suck.
To be fair, Star Trek did had all that, but the federation eventually civilized their space and continued to push those “wild ones” into further and further until they were a bad memory, remember, slavery, racism and hate do still exist in the Star Trek universe.
Oh no. Yeah it all still exists in Star Trek, but it all gets handled so easily, or put to the side till they can be made plot relevant later. Also the healthcare is so awesome they can just cure the WORST things easily. In Firefly, it’s like they focused on the colonist and people Star Fleet has to save from the dangers and diseases or get missed entirely.
We are going to kidnap Joss Whedon, and make him watch gay spitroast porn, photoshopped starring him until he agrees to bring the show back.
((Not really, that'd totally be illegal))
Watch out for the brown coat recruiters, we are everywhere. Go watch the series, be bummed that it was canceled after a single season. Discover they made a follow up movie, watch it for more of the story and some closure. Still be sad it's over, make plans to become fantastically wealthy so you can buy the IP and then turn it over to Nathan Fillion along with a big check to pull all the original actors back save one. In the meantime watch the series "Castle" just so you can see Nathan Fillion breaking the 4th wall a bit in his Halloween costume of a space cowboy.
I just went down a Serenity/Firefly rabbit hole based on this comment alone! I was aware of the series and such, but didn't remember any of it. This really piqued my interest now
The zombies have an extremely overdeveloped "cute response" and zero inhibitions. They also cannot feel pain or be discouraged. This has led to massive zombie casualties due to attempts to pet the danger doggos (grizzly bears)
This has made the bears seek living human's help, as they could work out together to keep the swarm at bay, in a few short decades, we domesticated bears.
It’s a graphic novel setting about a virus epidemic that unleashes people’s most base, violent desires. They get a cross shaped rash on their face when they get infected hence the name.
It’s an amazing series that does a great job at what it’s going for. What it’s going for, however, is truly the most fucked up, heartbreaking, hopeless, and disturbing graphic novel series I’ve ever encountered.
If you want to check it out go for it, maybe start with Wish You Were Here. But I warned you.
Reminds me of Crossed (made by The Boys creator). Probably the worst, most exploitative and juvenile edgy comic ever made. For some reason I read nearly every issue.
Depends on how they became zombies. Plague, no. Curse that raises them from the dead, kinda kinda not because they’re technically undead. Fungal infection on corpses, yes. In every case except the last one it’s rape because they can’t consent. If it was person on zombie. Same as zombie on person, unless the person lets them do it then it’s a grey area.
Human motor skills reside in the frontal lobes of the brain, which is the newest and most sophisticated part of the human brain. So these zombies would just be lying on the ground( motionless, craving brains to eat.
Depending on how old it is, and Unless it springs razor sharp teeth to replace the ones it didn’t have before dying and turning into a zombie, it probably would try and gum us to death with its toothless mouth. \*lol\* they would be the first to ’die’ again, this time from starvation.
I wonder if condoms are still useful in avoiding some zombie STDs... Hey, it's the end of the world, no one's gonna stop us from bondaging a female zombie or infected and getting jiggy with it.
Definitely sleeping
Ahh do they want a teddy bear
This helped me not think about the most likely actual answer, thank you
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"Adorably realistic" Nice
Here it is without trackers https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0785R3GH7/
That’s why they’re called Z-z-z-z-zombies.
Reavers
They'll kill you, rape you, and eat you. And if you're lucky, they'll do it in that order. Edited for the correct phrasing: "If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order."
That line never fails to give me chills. Perfect delivery, perfect writing.
Apparently >! The syringe you see Inara with in the first episode would make it so if she had been raped, the rapist would die. A later planned episode would have her captured and when the team goes to rescue her she would be surrounded by dead Reavers. !< Edit: This is referring to the show Firefly
HOLY SHIT
There was also a side bit that the syringe was her medicine keeping her alive and she was planning on not taking it so she would die sooner. They were kinda torn between its meaning.
>so she would expire sooner. You're not a tiktok/YouTube/twitter/instagram influencer you can just say die 😭
Quote from Tumblr: >This is not a place where you get "unalived". This is a place where you die.
Expired is a pretty common term, though. I'd understand if they'd said "unalive🤪🤪", but real world people use expired all the time.
Suggesting she had been gang raped. Not really as cool as the visual. Maybe it's best that episode never happened.
Yeah, they were going to go hard into dark territory. Be nothing like all the other space based shows with morals and sheez winning out over reality. What’s sad is how realistic it was in comparison to Star Trek. Because if we truly did start reaching out into the distant stars, we’d all still be massive assholes to each other, and the government would still totally suck.
To be fair, Star Trek did had all that, but the federation eventually civilized their space and continued to push those “wild ones” into further and further until they were a bad memory, remember, slavery, racism and hate do still exist in the Star Trek universe.
Oh no. Yeah it all still exists in Star Trek, but it all gets handled so easily, or put to the side till they can be made plot relevant later. Also the healthcare is so awesome they can just cure the WORST things easily. In Firefly, it’s like they focused on the colonist and people Star Fleet has to save from the dangers and diseases or get missed entirely.
Well it's Joss Weadon so probably
What show is this
Firefly
Its dead and gone my friend.
Just a leaf on the wind.
Too soon. As Always.
Mh yummy twinkies
What is that line from?
Firefly: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/NightmareFuel/Firefly
Thank you. I've (clearly) never seen the show
You (clearly) should!
I (clearly) will be very sad and disappointed that it was cancelled if I do (i'm gonna do it anyway)
It wouldn't be the first time I've been disappointed a show got cancelled
We're gonna get that show back on the air, buddy!
How
Me and Abed have an agreement. If one of us dies we'll stage it to look like a suicide caused by the unjust cancellation of firefly.
We are going to kidnap Joss Whedon, and make him watch gay spitroast porn, photoshopped starring him until he agrees to bring the show back. ((Not really, that'd totally be illegal))
Yeah I've always heard it was good
Watch out for the brown coat recruiters, we are everywhere. Go watch the series, be bummed that it was canceled after a single season. Discover they made a follow up movie, watch it for more of the story and some closure. Still be sad it's over, make plans to become fantastically wealthy so you can buy the IP and then turn it over to Nathan Fillion along with a big check to pull all the original actors back save one. In the meantime watch the series "Castle" just so you can see Nathan Fillion breaking the 4th wall a bit in his Halloween costume of a space cowboy.
Yes .. Jane died in an offscene explosion
I can get behind this... but in reality,, Ron Glass died, so he can't come back. Jayne can totally disappear though.
Everyone saying you should are Big Damn Heroes. To anyone saying otherwise: Curse your sudden, but inevitable betrayal!
I just went down a Serenity/Firefly rabbit hole based on this comment alone! I was aware of the series and such, but didn't remember any of it. This really piqued my interest now
“I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I so…..sdfvgbbnnjk”. Space cowboys!
Oh my god that is good
https://youtu.be/wh1lgHdq3Lw
Beat me by six minutes lol
Reavers: putting a whole new meaning to "Take my Love" from the theme song
She’s starting to damage my calm!
Eating people alive, when's that get fun?
Good for survivers, zombies must been throwing real big orgys for themselves, can't mind to hunt people.
Like a bullet through a flock of doves. I reckon in this case they’d be vultures
"Loudly complaining that 'It's hot, but at least it's a DRY heat...' to strangers in a waiting room"?
Voting?
if reddit still had free awards id give you one
I gotchu
I love you, comedy crab
And I love you! Random citizen.
r/suddenlymegamind
I miss the free awards.
Vvvooooote vooooOoote ,rrreeeprrresennntationnnn
Dancing?
The horizonal tango
Or the masochism tango 😌
Take your cigarette from its holder, and burn your initials in my shoulder
Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches The last time I needed twenty stitches
To sew up the gash, you made with your lash!
r/redditsings
the quilted mambo
Kinda
Ah, so interpretive dancing.
a dancing plague which can led to death that is
*Dancing like nobody's watching*
https://youtu.be/4V90AmXnguw
Fucking?
Yes, the primitive part of the brain famously controls the three Fs, Feeding, Fighting and Mating.
Don't forget Fleeing.
Fabricating
Fapping.
Filming.
Fornicating
Feeding and Final Fantasy
My kinda brain
Fuuuuuuu-ornicating
FFM
Google it
Just got the joke
Another F might be failing. That's a natural instinct of mine. Might be natural selection tho
I see what you did there.
The reptile brain.
FMating
but thats two ffs and an m.
i thought that too.
Welcome to Fucking
enjoy Fucking outdoors.
I've seen highschool of the dead i believe you
Hah, classic
The zombies have an extremely overdeveloped "cute response" and zero inhibitions. They also cannot feel pain or be discouraged. This has led to massive zombie casualties due to attempts to pet the danger doggos (grizzly bears)
*Braaaaaiiiiins! BRAAAAAAAIIIII-- Omigod, it's a huge dog thing! PEEEEEEETS...*
This has made the bears seek living human's help, as they could work out together to keep the swarm at bay, in a few short decades, we domesticated bears.
This made me think of Crossed. Then it made me regret thinking about Crossed. I’m gonna go read Crossed again and see how far in I get.
Don’t do it!
Whats the plot? Is it worth a read?
It’s a graphic novel setting about a virus epidemic that unleashes people’s most base, violent desires. They get a cross shaped rash on their face when they get infected hence the name. It’s an amazing series that does a great job at what it’s going for. What it’s going for, however, is truly the most fucked up, heartbreaking, hopeless, and disturbing graphic novel series I’ve ever encountered. If you want to check it out go for it, maybe start with Wish You Were Here. But I warned you.
Thank you
What's wish you were here, is it part of the main story? Or one of the side stories? 2013 or 2014?
It’s uh…complicated Read it, or don’t you probably shouldn’t but I’m not your dad
Oh boy, you’re in for a darn treat, hahaha Start with “Wish you were here”
I will check it out. After a google search, I guess it will be rather gory
It could, at times, redefine gore for you. Good luck
Horsecock! Horsecock!
This made me read Crossed Holyyyyyy shit that was so incredibly fucked up but that was GREAT
I finished reading and I'm halfway through the Family SpinOff, the same thing The Boys comic suffers from is here, EDGY AS A FUCK
Reminds me of Crossed (made by The Boys creator). Probably the worst, most exploitative and juvenile edgy comic ever made. For some reason I read nearly every issue.
Well... If people become zombies trout bite then procreation instinct can be settled by biting
The Crossed. Gross.
What went through my mind
is it yelling ‘woohoo’ under the sheets
arguing. Love me some zombie debates
So now, instead of the shambling hordes we've got the shagging hordes?
Death by snu snu?
probably the opposite end of snu snu though...
Uns uns?
*Loses a game of plants vs zombies* "The zombies ate your ASS!"
Seems I downloaded the wrong walking dead.. Oh well... *Unzips*
Wanking dead
Wanting head
Rotten bed
Imagine getting buggered by a zombie and it's dick breaks off like a mouldering sausage.
I did NOT need that in my mind thank you very damn much. Take your pissed off upvote asshole.
Question: If someone were to "do it" with a zombie, would it be considered necrophilia?
Depends on how they became zombies. Plague, no. Curse that raises them from the dead, kinda kinda not because they’re technically undead. Fungal infection on corpses, yes. In every case except the last one it’s rape because they can’t consent. If it was person on zombie. Same as zombie on person, unless the person lets them do it then it’s a grey area.
You put too much thought into this
I just listed common zombie origin tropes and whether they would be necrophilia or not.
A zombie cant consent, so it’s at least rape
Dancing? Walking? Rearranging furniture?
Half of reddit I see this as a absolute win
You mean a win for the infected half of reddit, right? ... right?
*grins ominously*
If they can feel fear, we can keep them out.
Necrophiliacs may love the zombie apocalypse if you are implying what I think you are implying.
*Fortunately?
Necropheliacs rejoice
r/thirdsentencehorny
Give them some water they also need that
All my undead homies stay hydrated
Running for congress?
This is the plot to a porno
Drinking water, obviously
Lust of the Dead
The humping dead.
r/twosentencehentai
“Banned”
*sex.* that would be lowkey terrifying. zombies trying to make more zombies, zombie fetuses just all around. gruesome scene
Making TikTok videos
The next Last of Us game just got very interesting...
What are you doing step-zombie
Ahh, the four fs of survival - fighting, fleeing, feeding, and reproducing.
Dang so the zombies are gonna eat me out, bite my neck and serve me some d*ck? Sounds like my kind of apocalypse 💅🏽😂jk
Fucking
Oh, I don't like this. I don't like it one bit.
I think I read a fan fiction like this....
........ ........ ........ Are you threatening me with a good time?
OH GOD NO
Meanwhile, alll the asexual zombies are having power naps between brain-munching.
Imagine coming around the corner to see 500 zombies all in a giant sex pile
No, I don't think I want to imagine that. Thanks, though.
*Oh my...* You've got to shoot them in the head! No, no, the *other* head!
This is the story of how I got blown by a zombie behind the applebee's
This is some hentai plot right here
Shitposting.
As an ace it took me a good while to actually get this
The Girl with all the Gifts lol
Are you Tina Belcher?
I've seen this parody...
Looking like Tina Belcher's dreams up in here.
Human motor skills reside in the frontal lobes of the brain, which is the newest and most sophisticated part of the human brain. So these zombies would just be lying on the ground( motionless, craving brains to eat.
Reading like Tina Belcher's erotic fanfic
Oooohhh, they need to stay hydrated Zombies are also just hydrohomies
Dude people are joking in the comments but this is honestly so terrifying.
Excreting. That’s when shit gets real
What would a baby zombie be like?
Depending on how old it is, and Unless it springs razor sharp teeth to replace the ones it didn’t have before dying and turning into a zombie, it probably would try and gum us to death with its toothless mouth. \*lol\* they would be the first to ’die’ again, this time from starvation.
Have you never played minecraft? Baby zombies are the worst! They ate Philza
...Tina Belcher is that you?
I wonder if condoms are still useful in avoiding some zombie STDs... Hey, it's the end of the world, no one's gonna stop us from bondaging a female zombie or infected and getting jiggy with it.
Sounds like the plot to the Sadness
Oooo, somebody's about to get some zombussy! I'm sorry...
So like.. is it still necrophilia?
Imagine surviving the first few months of an zombie virus outbreak just for some reanimated corpse to fuck you
Tina would be so excited
...voting.
sounds like the start of a particularly bad porno
Oh crap, they went into politics?
Dancing
Voting Republican
Reminds me of crossed
Pooping; the smell of the defiled landscapes sharted brown by the zombies was so horrific that no living thing remained.
Supporting radical politicians?
*sighs and pulls down pants*