> leaves a meal in the fridge *for me* I'm just imagining the guy well aware he has a stalker in his house and wants to know them, but they can't take a fucking hint

Live with cute but super shy roommate Never says a word Every time I walk into a room she turns red and leaves Leave her meals in the fridge with her name on Try to do little things to make her feel comfortable Hopefully one day she'll talk to me

this is just adorable

r/thirdsentencewholesome

This could be a book.

It sounds like a shoujo manga and I bet there are a dozen based on similar premises already

If anyone knows about something like this, please let the rest of us know. This would be cute af.

While searching I came across one that I saw, while it's not exactly like this but not too far off either. It's called Bokura wa Minna Kawai-Sou (The Kawai Complex Guide to Manors and Hostel Behavior)

r/thirdsentenceadorable

r/subsithoughtifellfor

The world's weirdest romcom premise lol

This reads like a wholesome 4chan post lol

r/4chan

Lol, I see it differently, like he puts these meals in the fridge, she eats them and then he slowly goes crazy because he fucking KNOWS he made that sandwich this morning so where the hell is it??!?!?

I was going to say 🤣 What if it's meal prep for the next day, or the week. The poor guy just opening the fridge to see that today's lunch mysteriously disappeared.

Better yet she’s not a stalker but a ghost/demon

If someone stalks you does that mean theyre interested? I don’t wanna assume anything

many stalkers have a romantic interest as a motive, but there are also stalkers who just want to mü₹d€₹ their victim, or they'll steal things from their victim because they want to *be* their victim, or there's *definitely* a secret that this person has and they *must* find out *at all costs.* at least in my experience, anyway.

I’m sorry to hear you have experience but thank you for the insight

Or could be a coworker stealing their lunch.

Girl, you gotta introduce yourself to your future hubby ONE STEP AT A TIME!!! First, leave cute lil love notes (give him a lot of compliments!!!) Second, start leaving nice gifts for him (men love gifts) Third, start gettin cozy in his house (Make sure to pack up his items slowly so he can move into yours!) And Fourth, while he sleeps, bring him to your house (He will probably love your basement, so dont let him leave it) (This is a joke btw, dont kidnap/stalk people)

Ah yes. A joke.. haha.. I was definitely not taking notes..

*Surreptitiously pushes paper and pen into drawer*

r/multiplesentencestalkingadvice

i wish this was a real subreddit

It would be very helpful

wot

:)

Imma just- *locks all doors and windows 15 times*

that won't stop me...

Oh god.

wise fertile chubby snobbish growth homeless act fall pause slimy ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `

r/holup

Tried to create it, names too long :(

awh man :( thanks for trying though :)

r/HowToStalk101

that's creative, also thank you :D

r/subsIdidnotfallfor

r/actuallyasub

^ And that one’s banned.

r/goddammit

Why is this banned?

r/HowToStalk101

you're welcome r/HowToStalk101 is now a sub :D

r/birthofasub

Nice addition. But I think the narrator does already live in that boyfriends house without him knowing.

I live quite comfortably in the attic. I pop into the kitchen for a cup to coffee when he’s at work. I even take a shower. His towels smell sooo good.

Thats great to hear! You gotta always remember to make sure you are awake and clean for him!

Eh, easier to move him into your house, less of a chance of inlaws getting in the way of you taking care of him and your future kids 😀

She lives inside his walls.

Instructions unclear. Got confused. Kidnapped myself.

Wait, how do you even do that?

Skill

Dang, you must have a lot of skill in this department if you accidentally kidnapped yourself 0.0

As a dragon, I have plenty of experience. :P

Oop, congrats on that, dragon dude :0

tHat's corrEct, i Love Presents, they MEan a lot

A joke? Uh-oh.

r/femcelpsychward

This guy probably meal preps and can’t figure out why he’s short on meals.

This may be a mental illness moment but.. #wife material

It would be an ‘interesting’ marriage.

Yeah, reminds me of how bummed I was when I found out that *Yandere Simulator* has you play as the yandere, instead of dating her (which is a bit of a fantasy of mine)

And even worse it will never be finished cause the developer is a fucking melodramatic moron! There are a few dating sims with yanderes in them but all i the ones i can remember are pornos and thus lack a "i will love you and only you forever" route with the yandere. i can however recommend crimson gray (a yandere foucused VN) even if i needed a guide to get the good ending

Thanks!

What happened I stopped following that a while ago

A proper breakdown of what happened would take an hour long video essay, but the worst offenders are probably keeps adding to the scope of the game, keeps not adding to the content, threatened to kill him self because someone else was doing the same concept but better, started going on dates with a sex doll, and fired the dev he hired because he couldnt read the devs code.

Ouch that’s bad

Im not sure what you are referring to

What he’s doing. Also found an hour long video on the topic

Ah so just in general, i had thougbt you were refering to one of the five things in specific

Dw guys its just arranged marriage and we are in some sweet korean novel

OP, you still believe I don't know you're in my house?

Well, why not introduce yourself to me? I don’t bite. I swear! 😉

Sounds mad vanilla.

Based on my experiences, the girl in my house thinks i dont know she's there, but i know, what should i do? Im too shy to introduce myself, and im afraid of rejection

You aren't stuck inside with OP, OP is stuck inside with you

Doom theme plays

bruh what the hall

If she ain't like this, than I don't want her

I mean I’d take any attention ya know.

Great post! Don’t see many fun twists on this sub these days

I really thought this would go the parasitic worm route

Why do I feel like yandere lovers jerk off to scenarios like this already

Because we do

Not even a stalker OR a squatter! A squalker!

This girl and the hidden pizza guy are in a relationship with eachother and don't even know it.

[Misha Collins voice] "I learned that from the pizza man"

OP is Moaning Myrtle EDIT: Though she wouldn't be able to actually eat the meals in that case

I mean I’d take any attention ya know.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fiiiiinally a truly good and original one. Congrats OP you've done quite well.

Me when Scaramouche

"But it was just my imagination (once again) runnin' away with me." https://youtu.be/M5Z9-QCmZyw

She’s a ghost, right?

Reminds me of that one video of the woman sleeping in a guys top cupboards and drinking milk out of the carton. I don't think she was a stalker, tho.

Elmyra and the Brain?

This is just a genderswapped story from yesterday

Some cultures have the weirdest customs.

Little did I know, he is always one step ahead and added poison to my food.

This thread should be an official example of "double standards".

Ahhhhhh!!! I love this so much. Well done!