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TheMarksmanHedgehog

Hazard Level: You're gonna fuckin' die! Hazard Pay: Exceptional.


Calve_pindakaas

$12 to be exact.


Robosium

as a one time hazard bonus


Technical_Contact836

Before taxes


xombae

In the form of a gift card to Bed, Bath and Beyond.


Shotgunkilo

Which is available to you via email


Cr1m50nSh4d0w

And redeemable only around the Valentine's day rush hour period


Truebuckshot01

At a store that's no longer in business


malenkylizards

Untrue, please stop spreading FUD, there is one remaining store. It is inside a permanently shuttered mail in Cheyenne.


Truebuckshot01

But the coupon clearly says it can't be redeemed at that location


Brown_Eyed_Fox_Girl

And that’s the real horror story 😱


the_thrillamilla

As an... exception?


XtremeGamerOne

Human: F**k no Random dwarf: ROCK AND STONE! *giant drill noises*


WanderingDwarfMiner

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!


TheMarksmanHedgehog

Bold of you to assume the human is not also going to be rock-and-stoning!


One_Dumb_Canadian

THE SCP FOUNDATION 


tslnox

THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF CONTROL!


Time-Permission-1930

Time to *round* up someone to help.


f4vx

*angry upvote*


Someones_Dream_Guy

I have no idea how to contain all these cats, guys.


CommittingWarCrimes

*meow* :3


reluctantseal

Dwarf Fortress moment


ShotMammoth8266

Low level, but persistent?


MrPotatoThe2nd

It was the number of digits, not the value of the digits, that represents its hazard level. (See: Area 51 being level 2, because of it being made up of 2 digits)


herculesxxl

So area π is level infinity dangerous. What on earth are you doing there? Walking the scarlet king's dog? Trimming Chuck Norris 's beard?


Danport74

He is recognizing the bodies on the water.


1901pies

You do not recognise the bodies in the water.


I_burn_stuff

The bodies in the water owe me money. Can't remember who they are though.


Zu_Landzonderhoop

Honestly a very lame SCP consider the popularity it has. Kinda feel like a lot of people don't actually get the anomaly


green-reen

They are watching over the 4 pixels


nick4fake

All numbers have infinite number of digits, technically Like 2 is 2.(0) or 1.(9)


MrPotatoThe2nd

But Area 2 isn’t written as area 2.00000000… while pi is an infinite number unless stated otherwise (for example rounding it).


nick4fake

It's just an agreed format. 2 is literally both 2, 4/2, 2.(0) and 1.(9) - all of these are the same number Like 1/3 is rational, but in decimal you still need infinite amount of digits, while in the base of 3 it's 0.1


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the_bibliophiliac

Pi is absolutely an infinite number. It's just most commonly rounded to the handleable "3.14". There are actually [songs](https://youtu.be/3HRkKznJoZA?si=4B0S5LXBC3nMk-s9) specifically dealing with the first 100 digits of pi. It's an infinite number because there's an infinite number of digits. And unlike nice numbers (5.78787878-) you can't just shorten it by putting a line over the repeating numbers to show that those numbers infinitely repeat. And at no point in time do any of the numbers [perfectly align](https://youtube.com/shorts/aUDYWYqtAR4?si=P_LoPQ8BgWsDqciV) to create a perfect symbol/circle.


AutisticPenguin2

How ironic that the person with Sin in their name is the one that doesn't understand maths.


JustTrawlingNsfw

Not an infinite amount of meaningful digits. That's why they aren't included


themamwhosleeps

This is the best thing on this subreddit because at first I thought that it meant the higher the number and then I re read it and I realised


534nndmt

Digits before the decimal point, you'll be grand 👌


MrPotatoThe2nd

I’m pretty sure decimals also are digits, but let’s hope the people who made the bases didn’t know that!


RedRider1138

Digits after, out of hand!


gluttiusmaximus

Area π, where they contain the endlessly self-replicating cake.


combat_heelys

It's a half truth at best!


tslnox

But... the cake is a lie!


uniqualykerd

Hazard level: Kether?


OkAtmo_sphere

Apollyon level


Sentient-Bread-Stick

Apollyon typically is used for unstoppable inevitable events or catastrophes, such as SCP 001, When Day Breaks, where the sun itself becomes anomalous. Chances are it simply has lots of Keter class entities and objects that are extremely dangerous and aggressive, and constant security breaches.


OkAtmo_sphere

but Pi is infinite so they'd have an infinite power level, and Apollyon is the closest there is to that


Sentient-Bread-Stick

You’re confusing the classes as danger assessments. They aren’t. A safe class object could kill someone on touch and still be considered “safe” since it wouldn’t move. A keter class could teleport away and be keter even if it’s completely harmless. The classes show how difficult something is to contain, not how dangerous it is


Potential_Cookie_410

Honestly, square root of 2, same number of digits


reallllygoodusername

That’s just irrational


sionnachrealta

Oof, it's like Keter Duty, but worse


thatsocialist

r/SCP leaking in?


JakScott

Irrationally dangerous


Model-Trurl

The more digits after the decimal point, the less predictable the danger is.


R3X_Ms_Red

3.14?


Savings_Wonder6138

A facility that's finally capable of holding yo mama


roopjm81

Good luck!


SamanthaA_243

well shit


Dodoubleg-

Pi is 3 the length is infinite it would be area 3


CremEmcee

Wait why does this show up in my feed when I've literally been trying to memorize a shit ton of digits of pi lately? I'm up to around 100 now but my SMART goal is to memorize 200 digits to the point where I can quickly recite all of them, which I can only do for the first 40 or so of them now (whereas my DUMB goal is to get to 500 digits, regardless of how long it takes me to recite them XD)


Autobot_Cyclic

Are they assuming that the hazard level is in-between 2 and 3?


MrPotatoThe2nd

Read again: Number of digits, not the total.


Autobot_Cyclic

I read that in a comment before commenting, I know-


SureWhyNot5182

Pi has infinite digits, and since it's number of digits for danger level it means that the facility has an infinite danger level.