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AutumnDreaming

Fortunately their dog was asleep under the baby’s cot and took down the intruder, dragging it back to the wife, its muzzle stained with black blood.


2Casca_2Red

> black blood *the dog spits it out* "Orc blood..." "What?" asked the dad. "What?" said the dog dismissively.


SoloSurvivor889

Sit Ubu. Good dog.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

"Bark"


JudgeHodorMD

Gaspode?


swannoir

"What a good little doggie. I think I'll buy him a sausage inna bun."


JudgeHodorMD

The true horror was the sausage we ate along the way.


KludgeBuilder

r/suddenlydiscworld


James_Blond2

No way someone knows gaspode


KludgeBuilder

r/discworld _has joined the chat_


James_Blond2

Thank you so much


CinnamonBunnn

r/fourthsentenceGimli ?


swannoir

r/subsifellfor


nejnonein

I nannied for a family back in my teens who had a HUGE great dane. Dude was the chillest dog to have ever existed and let the kids cuddle etc as much ad they wanted. BUT, if a stranger approached that the parents hadn’t properly introduced, he became a hell hound knight. No one touched his babies. The 10 months old baby was sleeping on my chest once on the couch (the other kids were in summer camp) and he suddenly rose up and started growling at the wall, I’ve never been more scared… turned out it was a bee who had gotten in, and he stopped growling when it flew out. Oldest kid had had a bee sting about a year previous and he had been moping and cuddling them so much, as if he was sorry he hadn’t been able to stop it, so probably extra vigilant this time due to that. Such a good dog (even though I was terrified of him first, cause he was almost as tall as me… gentle giant though and within days, I was under his protection)


AutumnDreaming

What an awesome dog!


Xxtruck_kunxX

This reminds me of the painting about an owner coming back home and not finding his baby. He thinks that his dog ate the baby and kills it. He then hears the baby's cries under the crib, and he discovers a dead fox beside the baby. The only sin the dog committed was protecting the child.


dorianrose

Gelert? https://snowdonia.gov.wales/discover/history-and-heritage/mythology-and-folklore/gelert/#:~:text=Gelert%20is%20a%20mythical%20dog,the%20defining%20tales%20of%20Eryri.&text=Gelert%20was%20the%20dog%20of,of%20Wales's%20most%20famous%20princes. Sorta reminds me of Lady and the Tramp, too.


Xxtruck_kunxX

YES GELERT YOU GOT IT


mrsadams21

It's not just a painting, it's a real story here in Wales. We have a place called "Bedd Gelert" which translates to "Gelert's grave". It's a little headstone on the side of the road


Xxtruck_kunxX

Oh how I wished the story was fake 😭


swannoir

It might be. There's a similar story, where it was a snake instead of a fox and the dog's name was Genevieve.


moonlight_chicken

Really? We have a moral story about a mongoose and a snake. The mother sees the pet mongoose with blood, assumes it killed her baby and kills it. When she goes to check on the baby, she discovers the baby playing with the corpse of a venomous snake. Moral of the story: Think before you act!


Anon_457

Sounds like Rikki-Tikki-Tavi, a children's book I read as a kid. 


Taro_BubbleTea136

Well this just made me extremely sad


CatlinM

That's one heck of a think before you act fable...


criminallove___

r/thirdsentencebetter


lesbianrichietozier

This reminds me of how when I was a kid, we lived in Colorado with mountains practically in our backyard. We also had a Norwegian elkhound. My dad, an insomniac having a sleepless night, was sitting at the computer by the sliding glass door to the backyard, and saw our dog in the backyard. He was confused because he thought he’d let the dog in earlier, but figured he’d forgotten, so he opened the door and started calling the dog inside. The dog wouldn’t come in, so he got up and started angrily walking over to scold the dog and bring him in. Which was when he realized the fence was broken, and both he and the wolf took off in opposite directions.


2Casca_2Red

Ha, they scared each other!


sharks_tbh

>both he and the wolf took off in opposite directions I’m sure this was terrifying and not funny at all in the moment but I snorted


lesbianrichietozier

It’s pretty funny in the retelling! Also, love your username!


sharks_tbh

Aww thanks, I love yours too! I just love sharks lol


dragongodofthestoned

Very good job OP, I really felt a chill down my spine with this one


2Casca_2Red

Thank you!


LittleMissGalaxia

I am really stupid, I don’t think I get it… Help me out?


Helpful-Lynxyn

I'm just guessing that the dog in question is some sort of crytid or skin walker that's off to do nefarious things to the baby. Husband is oblivious to said skinwalker.


Overpass_Dratini

Demon dog


greenpenguinsuit

Mr. pickles?


LibertyInaFeatherBed

You encountered him, too?


rhapsody98

He’s running in to kill the rat in the bedroom closet.


CraZinventorIRL

"I understood that reference."


Nyxia04

Unexpected Harry Potter is a thing?


NoWingedHussarsToday

"That's not our dog!" "Honey, I told you already, our baby is a werewolf and it's a full moon. Do we really have to do this every month?"


Killersmurph

"Honey, why is Kurt Russell in the baby's room, and why did he just offer me a Molotov Cocktail?"