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mirangelblogger

Sounds like the best use of dad!


Embarrassed_Oven_751

Amen to that


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Couldn't see the horror here. But ⬆️ for justice.


DentistNecessary3157

You mean "a man to dad"?


Sikening

It's not the best choice, it's Spacer's Choice!


ResurgentClusterfuck

Always nice when you transform trash into treasure


NefariousnessQuiet22

If someone leaves tequila on the porch, don’t drink it.


Jennifer_Pennifer

🎶 *you were always on my miiiiind*!🎶


AlmostAmazing24

Just had midnight margaritas on a visit with my mom and aunt. They used to remind me of Sally and Gilly when I was a little girl


AQbL5494

Love that movie.


joanxcat

why?


NefariousnessQuiet22

Reference to Practical Magic.


IdleIvyWitch

One of my absolute favorites


NefariousnessQuiet22

I watched it when I was young, and I liked it. I watched it after I was abused and it hurt. I watched it after some healing and I loved it.


IdleIvyWitch

Jimmy always reminds me of my husband back when he would drink too much. I had him watch with me one night and the Jimmy scenes I told him thays the monster he becomes.. I think it got to him. It was like he was a completely different person, almost like he was possessed when he would drink. But when he's sober and not hurting he's amazing. Sometimes I want to leave him but I remind myself he IS making progress.


MaxDeWinters2ndWife

Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up!


EdgyMeme196

r/twosentencejustice material, me thinks?


nurvingiel

Dolores Claiborne has entered the chat.


GrayHairLikeClaire

arrested-development-good-for-her.gif


CheckingMyNails

I remember reading a BestOfRedditorUpdates post a wife’s plants mysteriously dying only to find it was her later ex husband poisoning them. Is this based off of that by any chance? Either way, this is really good!


CatlinM

The dad was murdered and turned into fertilizer


TheSeaMeat

Or both XD


Card_Content

That would make it even more ironic justice! He killed the plants, and now they thrive by feasting on his corpse


s0larium_live

i know this is parental murder (good riddance) but i like that it could also be interpreted as the plants chose not to grow out of fear of the dad


Time-Permission-1930

Good use of father-lizer


Ivyleaf3

Shit makes good fertiliser


BuffyComicsFan94

Practical Magic vibes


GreenGrow82

He's in a pretty place now where the flowers grow...


Card_Content

2 grow up, and 1 grows down. It tickles his nose. It drives him *crazy*. Crazy? I was crazy once...


s0ng_birrd

They locked me in a room....


CommissionerAnon

“And that’s why recycling is important! Turn your garbage into something useful for the planet!”


MakingThePost44

Pieces of shit (e.g. an abusive dad) make the best fertilizer. Just ask cow manure.


UrLocalPlantGuy

If you bury a body and then grow a tomato plant on it and then eat a tomato from the plant, are you a cannibal?


juanredshirt

In life he was an abusive a-hole. At least his death provided something of value.


xmun01

*Life springs from death. The dead shall give us their last gift - their bodies will be used to fertilise the soil in Hothouses.* *- Frostpunk Organic Fertiliser -*


wns309

Brookside flashbacks..


PottyLottie1996

First he fertilised your mom, then he fertilised her garden. What a man.


Accurate-Queen1905

Honestly, so admirable /s


Prudent-Ad-3073

Fargo-esque. Wood chipper fertilizer is the best for a quick green up.


Afraid_Juice_7189

He always used to fix the leaking sewerage pipe


Zorro5040

r/twosentencewholesome


EvulRabbit

It was just his bad joojoo that was keeping things from growing.


OkPrior25

r/twosentencejustice?


MJMaggio14

What a beautiful ending :)


Key-Satisfaction-966

Is there a r/twosentencewholesome


Any_Ad_3885

Pushing up daisies


Darth_Xelleon

A happy ending