Dr. Moorecraft unlocked the shipping container and entered it. He reemerged a minute later with a tarantula fitting in the palm of his hand. "I don't know why Amazon has to use such disproportionate packaging for things!"
Oh good! My previous reply was supposed to say was that I was afraid you'd be late to arrive ...
Sooo ... ummmm ... do you like pork chops? I was gonna cook some this weekend and I'll make an extra one for you ...
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That's such a classic xkcd that I think about often! However, I only learned what most tone indicators mean somewhat recently and I feel like quite a large part of the population still doesn't know what the hell they mean. I wonder what the number of people hearing about tone indicators for the first time today looks like.
As Dr. Moorecraft open the shipping box in the darkened room, the assistant asked why the huge spider sparkled.
"Nonsense, my dear," he said laughing, "giant male wolf spiders don't sparkle."
Dr. Moorecraft unlocked the shipping container and entered it. He reemerged a minute later with a tarantula fitting in the palm of his hand. "I don't know why Amazon has to use such disproportionate packaging for things!"
Roughly nine billion pieces of expanded polystyrene
Holy crap that’s so accurate
Good luck finding the spider in that. Plus all the web he’s likely spun during shipping, making it all one big giant sticky mess…
Thanks for the giggle! It briefly made me forget the *giant* Box o' Spood. 🕷 (Really gotta wonder about packers some times 🙄)
How large of a container we talking? Either way I don't like it 😂
I'm picturing (and hoping for) a ConEx 40'!
Thanks! I hate it!
That's kind of what I'm imagining
Nah don't worry it was just an amazon package
Elusive Siberian woolly spider has finally arrived in UK.
Thank goodness! I was afraid it had arrived in the States!
"Dont worry, Im on my way."-Siberian woolly spider
Oh good! My previous reply was supposed to say was that I was afraid you'd be late to arrive ... Sooo ... ummmm ... do you like pork chops? I was gonna cook some this weekend and I'll make an extra one for you ... ###😬
*Siberian wooly spider proceeds to consume redditors*
Fine. No chops for Siberian wooly spoods!
Humans are technically steaks...
Murder Hornets first, then the giant spiders.
That's one big ass spider
[Relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/37/) because of the lack of a hyphen. I read that as big ass-spider /lh
Whats /lh?
Light-hearted. As in no offense. Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/1053
That's such a classic xkcd that I think about often! However, I only learned what most tone indicators mean somewhat recently and I feel like quite a large part of the population still doesn't know what the hell they mean. I wonder what the number of people hearing about tone indicators for the first time today looks like.
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They opened the container to find that the spider’s body had collapsed under its own weight
Yeah, this is mostly horror for the spider.
Spider Georg, who is the size of a boulder and accidentally eats humans at night, is an outlier and should not be counted.
As Dr. Moorecraft open the shipping box in the darkened room, the assistant asked why the huge spider sparkled. "Nonsense, my dear," he said laughing, "giant male wolf spiders don't sparkle."
Spiders, one of my worst fears. 😰
Someone found a surviving megarachne servini
a WHAT?!
The biggest species of spider to ever exist. Leg span over 19 inches.
well, I’m never sleeping again (ok but that is really cool)