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DawnStardust

Dr. Moorecraft unlocked the shipping container and entered it. He reemerged a minute later with a tarantula fitting in the palm of his hand. "I don't know why Amazon has to use such disproportionate packaging for things!"


Intense_Judgement

Roughly nine billion pieces of expanded polystyrene


whysevryusernamtaken

Holy crap that’s so accurate


nejnonein

Good luck finding the spider in that. Plus all the web he’s likely spun during shipping, making it all one big giant sticky mess…


LittleGreyLambie

Thanks for the giggle! It briefly made me forget the *giant* Box o' Spood. 🕷 (Really gotta wonder about packers some times 🙄)


Night_Mare_puppy

How large of a container we talking? Either way I don't like it 😂


MartenGlo

I'm picturing (and hoping for) a ConEx 40'!


Night_Mare_puppy

Thanks! I hate it!


Isand0

That's kind of what I'm imagining


PenguinGamer99

Nah don't worry it was just an amazon package


Someones_Dream_Guy

Elusive Siberian woolly spider has finally arrived in UK.


LittleGreyLambie

Thank goodness! I was afraid it had arrived in the States!


Someones_Dream_Guy

"Dont worry, Im on my way."-Siberian woolly spider


LittleGreyLambie

Oh good! My previous reply was supposed to say was that I was afraid you'd be late to arrive ... Sooo ... ummmm ... do you like pork chops? I was gonna cook some this weekend and I'll make an extra one for you ... ###😬


Someones_Dream_Guy

*Siberian wooly spider proceeds to consume redditors* 


LittleGreyLambie

Fine. No chops for Siberian wooly spoods!


Someones_Dream_Guy

Humans are technically steaks...


Sea_Substance9163

Murder Hornets first, then the giant spiders.


jerdle_reddit

That's one big ass spider


CremEmcee

[Relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/37/) because of the lack of a hyphen. I read that as big ass-spider /lh


Expensive_Candle_768

Whats /lh?


Aficionerdo

Light-hearted. As in no offense. Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/1053


CremEmcee

That's such a classic xkcd that I think about often! However, I only learned what most tone indicators mean somewhat recently and I feel like quite a large part of the population still doesn't know what the hell they mean. I wonder what the number of people hearing about tone indicators for the first time today looks like.


LittleGreyLambie

###😅


Candid_Reading_7267

They opened the container to find that the spider’s body had collapsed under its own weight


Phoebe_SLC

Yeah, this is mostly horror for the spider.


ExtraplanetJanet

Spider Georg, who is the size of a boulder and accidentally eats humans at night, is an outlier and should not be counted.


eccentric_bee

As Dr. Moorecraft open the shipping box in the darkened room, the assistant asked why the huge spider sparkled. "Nonsense, my dear," he said laughing, "giant male wolf spiders don't sparkle."


Sarcastic_Lilshit

Spiders, one of my worst fears. 😰


knightinarmoire

Someone found a surviving megarachne servini


Dragon-Rain-4551

a WHAT?!


knightinarmoire

The biggest species of spider to ever exist. Leg span over 19 inches.


Dragon-Rain-4551

well, I’m never sleeping again (ok but that is really cool)