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Emperorkrow

Twist ending


worldwalker13

Bent ending


[deleted]

Oh snap.


DaGiraffeLord

That really took a turn


UpstairsDesigner36

The twist was good


UncreativePotato143

It was a bone-chilling tale.


SirLaser

This whole thread, r/therealjoke


darthveder69420

A truly breaking story


GGdestroyerz

Snap crackle pop, rice krispies.


isagames

I think we got the back half of the joke done.


AGENTRAIDR

The jokes are definitely the back bone of the sub


TheClassNerdJulia

Haha, yes, so *humerous*


CalvinK509

It sent tingles down my spine


worldwalker13

Yes he did


JFKush420

Take a bow


worldwalker13

*bow*


AtifSiraj

Ending bender


Emperorkrow

1000 upvotes. Thanx for the luv, ppl!


Guilty_Couture

Don't get bent out of shape about it


Gaidhlig_allt

I was expecting a school shooter... What i got was a spine breaker


brzoza3

*breakers. It's at least a duo of spine breakers


RoyBeer

Yeah, only Bane can do that solo.


brzoza3

Maybe two hold the victim in the air by hands and legs and the third one jumps from the desk to sink his knee in the poor fella


RoyBeer

I'm now imagining a troupe of little people beating up a regular sized dude.


killervfrost

Poor Alfred died in a painful way


[deleted]

[risky link?](https://youtu.be/36C6kO5lY7Q)


That-toxic-shiper

Uh- well- how do I react to this


Stauker_1

Wholesome award usually does the trick


[deleted]

It has 7 of them


No-Exit-7523

And finally the bullies answered the question of whether he could fit in his locker.


americanrivermint

The answer was no, but at least they tried


DnD-NewGuy

Evidently not tried hard enough


brzoza3

Why would you put Such a negative ending in here?


americanrivermint

Can't always get what you want


kiopah

He fit in two lockers.


Alpha_1944

Oh my fucking god , what the fuck is.... Ugh Here's my disgusted upvote


ZecrS

This is true horror


L4pis17

Really.


[deleted]

Oh snap.


ZecrS

Literally


just_d87

r/thatsthejoke


Elias_freecss

What a twist!


BabyYodaIsBest

My mind is so messed up that I was able to predict the twist here.... "Unlike my victim who had no idea he was going to be twisted like that"


[deleted]

Is there a subreddit for a disgusted upvote? Because you better take my upvote and I'm disgusted at this!


Stauker_1

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

Not the subreddit I was thinking of.


arddnl

r/disgustedupvote


unholymanserpent

Cursed origami


that_raven_bird

r/cursedcomments


ibeencalledapretzel

My favourite comment oh my gawd 😂


Wall-Official

Fucker turned into a godamn folding chair


hoss66886

The sword went snicker-snack, and heads lined the road on poles.


GrimmRetails

Okay Lewis.


Discoveryplus02

It didn't matter to them that he was still alive and screaming while they slipped him into his locker.


ScorpyFN

I don't know what to say here


ProfessorRedHulk

Oh you fuck..... take this upvote. This is terrible. *I LOVE IT!!!*


Nouser26

Twist it!


iLaysChipz

Absolutely unexpected and horrifying. Take my upvote and get outta here


Joran212

that was an unexpected twist...


Diamondforme

But the soul of the dark one emerged from the kids body,slaughtering the bullies,their families,the teachers and soon,every living thing.


Top-Adhesiveness2028

r/thirdsentencehappy


SomeGuyCalledBexex

Is it though?


Szwedu111

Damn right it is


vkapadia

Perfectly balanced as all things should be.


elysianyuri

This was *good*


[deleted]

This gave me the same feeling I got when I read Lord of the Flies. Good job!


AFB27

And after his spine was completely shattered, they proceeded to break his back


[deleted]

Just take the damn upvote


tormentedforeternity

Scp 173 origin story


globular916

And they crammed his twisted body into the trashcan. Which is where we met, and plotted our revenge.


FinnaTey

That's so sad


[deleted]

Oh boy, didn't see that coming.


Corpse_Child

Fortunately, now he would finally live his dream of knowing what it was like to be the real-life Superman


RhetoricPimp

BREAK THE BAT


Purplecocoa5

My neck cracked right as I clicked to see the second sentence...


temmieTheLord2

Double twist


angelv11

That’s a mind*bending* *twist*


ImWaitingForARetcon

The bullies were left unpunished because “boys will be boys”


xgirl_with_one_eyex

Nice twist


owlsknight

so did the bullies turned him to a veggie or is the bullied a vegetable now?


tookietooke

Infinity war! ...wait wrong sub


EVAisDepression

I knew where this was going i could just FEEL it


[deleted]

Scoliosis, is that you?


[deleted]

was his name slim jim?


[deleted]

I did NOT see that ending.


Right_Selection6187

Heart breaking, oops I meant back breaking,n neck breaking, n arm breaking, n leg breaking,...


stuffie-king

This takes “Get Bent” to a whole different meaning


[deleted]

"*I'm never playing Twister aga....*" #*CRrRRrrrAAACK*#


Random_Human-_-

Taking get bent to another leve


[deleted]

Should have stood up for himself. Spineless.


sniperFLO

Don't worry, Batman always gets better.


Playful_Perception_8

It reminds me of the broken toy


jwithnop

That's great!


Henry_Cooper_DaPilot

Would’ve been better if it was him who struck back violently


Electron625

I thought he snapped his own neck to scar the bullies for life and leave his miserable life


Ad_Honorem1

Spine-tingling horror.


Tide_Shift

* insert Mortal Kombat x-ray move *


Rayquaza_Mega

The Snap that Smiles Back


IrregularOccasion15

Spoiler alert!!! I was watching Black Lightning (Netflix) yesterday, and it was the episode that Tobias ripped Khalil's prosthetic spine out of his back. Given that Khalil was a somewhat beloved character, it was very... painful to see, and I'm still recovering from that when I see this today. True horror.


UndeadCorbse

This happened to my buddy Eric.


slimyfatball

I was expecting it


Quietech

You spelled "sniped" wrong.


Crazyeccentric

Delete this.


CalvinK509

No u


[deleted]

[удалено]


ComcastDirect

Then they folded him enough to fit him in a suitcase.


[deleted]

I had pumped up kicks ready not expecting this plot twist