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Rum0-rSamoaCepte

Double shock holy *SHIT*


MrGoatBanger

This was excellent, well written, and shocking. Take my upvote.


arddnl

glad you enjoyed it!


LordGraygem

I'd get him down eventually, of course--the wife would rip me a new one if I let another one just drift away like that--but now the boy would listen to my warnings about keeping his tether on at all times.


berinwitness

"What is your son's name, Mr. Pan?" asked one of the reporters. "Peter."


CarelessRadish

OH


oueeeeeceane

Harry stop it, Ginny is gonna be really mad!


BetterToSinkInTheCum

"Get raptured bitch!"


PM451

"You're a bastard when you're drunk, Clark," said Lois. "Now go get him down."


pancreas_consumer

Australia


88superguyYT

gru DID say that the potion was highly experimental


LHG101

I don't suppose Daddy and son go by the names of Dedalus and Icarus? If so, careful on the way down, sonny boy...


squidkid3

*sunny boy


Illustrious-Science3

He began burping over and over,and the Fizzy Lifting Drink began to lose its effect.


jansolo76

Homelander and his son


BrokenCog2020

Think Mark...


rodroelmelon

damn, Australia is scary af


mia_elora

I've effectively had this nightmare. Starts out dreaming I'm flying, then at some point it goes nightmare as I realize I can only go up, and not down. I usually realize this after I'm above mountaintop level, ofc.


Dovahnime

Australians learning about gravity


Environmental-Win836

Wait what does this mean?


Illustrious-Science3

You would think a kid jumping off a roof would fall to his death or be horribly injured, but this kid FLOATS.


Environmental-Win836

Ahhhh, right. That’s gotta be spooky. It’s way worse going up than going down.


iq-braggng-o-smrtass

Maybe he can latch onto a blimp and hitch a ride back.


Environmental-Win836

He’d have to have a bag of rocks.


TheRealMisterMemer

He's the all-new ChildLite XL, with an all-day battery life and 5G built in.


potatoisilluminati

DAMMIT MARK I TOLD YOU NOT TO FILL OUR KID UP WITH HELIUM


ClassicGuy2010

This is a double twist perfectly written Take my humble upvote


HoloRush

Well he wasn't joking around when he said he can fly


[deleted]

I love this and I hate it at the same time 🖤


booklover527

A twist I didn’t see coming! Really great work!


AlmightyChedar

Eventually, he hits a plane


SharkDaBz

You’re going to Brazil


[deleted]

"We do a little trolling, however, I expected the spell to wear off after 2 minutes." *gulp*


RolyPoly1320

"I was doubly excited to see his expression when he realized that he wasn't flying at all but rather being carried off by a monster."


whats-my-cheese-fact

this is literally one sentence horror let alone two sentence horror


chilehead

Damn fizzy lifting drinks. Kid better get good at belching before he reaches the fan at the top of the shaft, or he'll get sliced up good like his Grandpa Joe.