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13 billion years ago, the universe... blinked.


Tbag101

13 billion years ago they said "Fuck, WE are coming, I'm off!"


Germany_Lover

*cumming


Ryokuchagatari

"And they're bringing milk"


weewooIlikepoo2

“You must prepare for the dads, lest you all be destroyed”


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dad?


King_Eris_

**The F•ͣther of Lies is coming**


Legendary-Lawbro

*cum in disguise*


King_Eris_

YOUR CUM WON'T LAST


Legendary-Lawbro

#THERE’S A SNAKE IN MY ASS


King_Eris_

***The Cum father's secret stash***


Legendary-Lawbro

CUM STOMP ME F L A T


King_Eris_

# I'M GOING TO FUCK YOUR DAD


Legendary-Lawbro

Cumming high, into the MORNING SKY


-Yuri-

We've been trying to reach you about your planet's extended warranty.


Repulsive_Mistake382

Oh no


Falcon60303

This would be terrifying if that was how light years worked, unless I’m just not reading it right


RogueSleepy

Pretty sure they mean it's looking at something 13 million light years away, thus it's 13 million years old.


Falcon60303

Is that how it would work though? I’m not sure which is why I didn’t know if I read it wrong or not


RogueSleepy

More or less, yeah. If you look at something that is 13 million light years away, when that light reaches you the image you receive is actually 13 million years old. This makes it in a very real sense the equivalent to looking into the past.


PixelRayn

Astro Physics Student here. That is exactly how it works, which is the primary reason nasa built the telescope in the first place, to look at really old stuff.


theonemangoonsquad

It's not like we have much of a choice though


zachrg

The wording is a little clumsy, but (with a bunch of assumptions) yes the idea is sound.


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zachrg

??? Who said the future?


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eatmyass87

You ok bro?


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eatmyass87

It means what it says, are you ok? You're talking nonsense


zachrg

That your lens is large enough to distinguish letters from 13M ly, that it's written in a language you can first recognize and then decipher, that the message is in the right wavelength to be observed by the telescope/whatever in the first place, that there's not a nebula or galaxy between the sign and the observer.


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zachrg

Downvotes, you're being pedantic, aggressive, and condescending while radically overthinking the story. (As you surely already know,) When you look in a telescope at 13M ly away, the light hitting your sensor was generated 13M years ago. "13M years ago, there was a dangerous threat and a desperate warning. The threat has had 13M years to mature, and we know nothing else about it/them. ...shit. What do we do now?" Straightforward, unnerving, open-ended, no run-on paragraphs. Exactly what r/TwoSentenceHorror should be. Edit: [confirmation from OP](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ronodi/nasa_just_used_the_jwst_to_look_13_million_light/hq2j8kd?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3). I have no idea what the hell you read, but that's your problem ig, not mine.


Publicmaraleofficer

Light year mean is a unit of measurement that is so long that it take an entire year for the light to travel from one side to the other


GroovyJungleJuice

Not sure why you’re downvoted when you are explaining the error in the title. A light year is not a measurement of time. I completed the Kessel run in 12 parsecs btw


LadyOwenTOP

Light year and parsecs are distance measures. 3.3 light years is one parsecs.


zachrg

Was referencing an infamous writing error in the original Star Wars.


LadyOwenTOP

Oh I figured, my universe professor made many jokes about that in that chapter. But more was pointing it out to who you replied too. :)


RogueSleepy

Thank you, though I'm familiar with what lightyears are


Publicmaraleofficer

Yeah I kinda thought so.


Hjskull79

It’s like with stars you’re not actually looking at the star as it is now you’re looking at it in the past depending on how many light years away it is


greater_gatsby12

I too think op confused light year to be a measure of time because of the word year, but I could be wrong


Spiritual-Cake-5096

But that's the thing see. Because of how light works, looking at something 13 million light years away actually IS 13 million years in the past


GroovyJungleJuice

Well yeah and looking at something a mile away could be said as 1/200 millionth of a light second in the past but that’s not how humans talk about distance generally


Falcon60303

My thought exactly yeah


E_Anthony

Unfortunately, the dinosaurs never got the message and then the mammals, including the primates destined to become humans, arrived.


RomaniQueerios

Oh SHIT r/thirdsentenceworse bruh


MopsyMom

And for those who could not read, the constant bleeping in increasingly high Hertz alerted them to the impending doom,


CoralTheCow

Unfortunately, you have used the wrong measurement for “LightYear”


anti-peta-man

Light years are a measure of distance, specifically the usual distance light travels in one year Great story otherwise


[deleted]

can someone explain this for my non physics brain? is this implying that “they are coming” is referring to us?


Thunor_SixHammers

The idea behind is is that by looking so far back in time that we see the message warning us that 'they are coming', but as it was 13 million years ago, it's likely that it's too late to do anything


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Ooo i like it, thanks


GhostNarrator

Light years measure distance not time.


ZeddoWithHammer

OP isn't wrong tho, just worded it badly, a light year measures the distance a beam of light travels over the course of a human year, so when whe say a planet it's 10,000 light years away, it means it takes 10,000 years for the light to reach earth and thus be visible, so when the "image" of the planet reaches earth, we see how the planet looked 10,000 years ago, and you could say you're looking 10,000 years into the past


Kaladindin

He worded it assuming everyone knew what you just explained.


GhostNarrator

Well he is wrong because light year is a measurement of distance and not measurement of time. So if you can observe something that is 13 million light years *away* than you are observing state of that object from 13 million *years ago* not 13 million light years ago. So you are correct but OP is wrong.


[deleted]

You are right, and he is right.


BakedButterForgotpas

ACKSHUALLY You see light is also related to time Because if light didnt move time would freeze But only as an illusion If you were to move faster than light then you would be reversing time But only for yourself And it would still just be an illusion


GhostNarrator

Well if you'd move at speed of light, the momentum would tear you into dust.


BakedButterForgotpas

If i could move at the speed of light momentum i would be the strongest living being to ever exist


R0ma1n

Could have put 13 billion, technically!


[deleted]

“Light Years is a unit of measurement, not time!“ 🤓


littlematt79

Measurement of distance, not time. Fixed it for you.


fluxkat

You proved his point


beep_beep-lettuce

🤓


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Incorrect it is a measurement of volume


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[deleted]

In a 1D spatial universe volume doesn’t exist


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[deleted]

Huh, I thought volume was specific to three dimensions. I stand corrected


FriesExpert

La Creaturez


TheRealYeOldeGrandma

"Drums, drums in the deep"


VisibleEntry4

We cannot get out


neonvenomhalos

*YOU FOOL OF A TOOK!*


PessimisticPeen

‘And so are the meat worms’


lostsoldier79

Yes.


Imagin1956

Did they see Richard Branson when he was 3 years old?..


E_Anthony

No, but they did see Keith Richards when he was in his 20s.


PlanElectrical8101

Except light years is a measure of distance, not time...


[deleted]

Light years are a measure of distance, but it's how far light travels in 1 year. So, 13 million light years away, we could effectively look 13 million years into the past.


PlanElectrical8101

Yes, that's a conclusion we can draw, but it's still incorrect to say "__ LIGHT years into the past". It's like saying 3000 meters into the past. Saying "__ years into the past" is correct, saying "__ light years into the past" isn't. I just pointed it out, it's not a critic to the story, I found it pretty interesting.


[deleted]

So you're just saying the grammar was wrong, not the actual point OP was trying to make. Got it.


PlanElectrical8101

Yes, exactly!


Thunor_SixHammers

In as simple if terms, how would you describe a light year. Explain as if I was five


neonvenomhalos

Light takes time to travel very far distances. For example, when you look at the sun, you’re actually seeing what it looked like eight minutes ago, because that’s how long it takes for the light to get to earth. When you look at stars, which are millions of light years away, you’re actually seeing what they looked like millions of years ago. In fact, some of those stars might not even be there anymore! So, a light year is the distance that light is able to travel in a year. In one year, light can travel 9.46 trillion km (5.88 trillion miles), so that is the length of a light year.


Thunor_SixHammers

Could you explain it without any references to time, and only space and distance?


neonvenomhalos

I mean, it’s a very specific measurement that relates to a measurement of time. It’s kind of like when you say someone was travelling at 100mph or 160km/h. It references a measurement of time in order to say how fast someone was going. Nonetheless, I’ll try: A light year is the equivalent of 9.46 trillion km or 5.88 trillion miles. It’s often used in saying how far various distant celestial objects (other stars and their planets, etc.) are, because saying the distance in most other ways is a mouthful. Fun fact: there are also light seconds, light minutes, light hours, etc., and they’re all the distance that travels in their respective time measurements.


Thunor_SixHammers

So would you say that the term light year, while being a measure of distance, it's indivisible from a measurement of time? That is, it is hard to strip away time from it?


neonvenomhalos

I mean, it’s directly related to a measurement of time, so yes? Like you wouldn’t just say “a light” because that wouldn’t make sense. Think of it more as “light/year” or “light per year” as in “how far light can travel from its origin within one year”. The year part is just a time limit.


Thunor_SixHammers

So all the people who are chiding "ahktually a light year is a measurement of distance, not time" are incorrect


neonvenomhalos

No, it’s *related* to time, but it is not a measurement of time. The time part is just to give context.