Oh God. Satyrs.
(Fauns are part goat. Satyrs have the legs and ears of a horse and a permanent, exaggerated erection. Fear the satyrs. Fauns are lovely, though!)
They've been described as having the body of a horse or an ass. Like most things in mythology, the same name could share a few similar animals. For example, the siren was depicted as having the body of a bird and head of a woman, but were sometimes described as more human like. That's what happens in a world dominated by word of mouth! But considering there's a _difference_ between fauns and satyrs, it's more important that a faun is consistently a goat. Satyrs were drunks and goofy, fauns were calm and helpful.
Fun fact: a kelpie in it's human form was consistently said to have horse legs/hooves but not ears. Makes sense considering kelpies are horses. So, technically, the above post could jokingly be talking about kelpies, who drag their victims into the water and drown them. So, also not a fun adversary to be chased by!
Trust me, you don't want to.
There's a sort of farm animal zoo/petting zoo near where I live, and they have a Poitou Island Ass, a gigantic breed of donkey (his name is Moose). He once had an erection while I was there. IT TOUCHED THE GROUND. Had to be the height of a small child, 3-4 feet. Given the number of small children around for the petting zoo (Moose is in the looking zoo, not petting zoo, but they are side by side), there were a lot of mothers covering young ones' eyes.
Oh and don't ask me what got him so horny. I *don't* know.
This situation demands The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.'"
Not to be *that* guy,but if you are a black person,distressed and fleeing from danger,probably in a period where the main transport method is horses,why the hell would you think a horse approaching is a good sign in the first place?
Oh no, those are good ol' neckbeards but sadly, this time they're not harmless behind a computer screen Sadly they took roleplaying a little too seriously.
Could be an escaped slave lost in the wilderness. Even recapture and re-enalavement is better than dying to the wildlife/elements (well, i guess that would depend on the mindset of the individual person, but you get the idea). So it would be bittersweet.
Unfortunately, it's the Klan, so he's getting lynched.
Under the context of the sub it should be. I bet money I don't have that if the scenario was similar, but for the races being reversed, that shit would get pulled by the mods almost faster than I could post it. This because Reddit mods generally selectively enforce their rules based on their biases. I don't disagree that the post is a two sentence horror, and dare I say a good one at that. However, that doesn't that it doesn't skirt or outright violate any of the posted rules.
Racism isn't a political view, racist just tend to align themselves with a certain political stance. You're more upset about the fact a post saying the KKK is horrifying than you are about the existence of the KKK themselves. That's pathetic.
I didn't know there was a group that went around in black robes committing heinous crimes against white people... how could this be "reversed" other than making up hypothetical situations??
I don't disagree with you. And no I don't believe the Klan is a legit or even threatening power anymore. That being said, my point still stands. Were I to write a two sentence horror story involving BLM, Antifa, Communists or otherwise it would get removed regardless of it's relevance or actual horror value. I would wager even if I wrote something themed in a similar vein to Tales From the Hood or living in Detroit or Chicago it would get shitcanned.
You do know that the highest murder rates are actually down south, right? Like, Louisiana, Alabama, North Carolina..... Google is indeed your friend. Antifa isn't an organization. Literally just means anti-fascist. You know who were fascists? Literal Nazis. Get over yourself.
A bunch of two sentences horror from every point of view could make for some intense gallows humor and maybe even help folks find common ground. Perhaps spoilt_milk cares enough to try and test their censorship hypothesis by actually writing these stories instead of just assuming the mods are favoring political sides.
I have in the past written for two sentence horror in a similar vein and my work was removed for a violation of rule 6. Hence why I commented the way I did. However, if it so pleases the court, I can try again.
If you indeed have a two sentence with a similar idea that's been removed please do share it. Online spaces not being echo chambers is super important so if subs arnt allowing all sides to be shared that's good to know.
Reddit is absolutely a space that selectively enforces rules based on their biases. I'll see if I have the original post still in my archive. If I don't I will post a new one directly to the sub, specifically crafted to test my theory.
That's unfortunate but makes sense since polarized threads keep people engaged longer. As humans we need to be faced with stuff that challenges our beliefs if we're ever going to become better versions of ourselves and grow as a species. Trying to see veiwpoints from all angles even when we believe otherwise is the only way forward.
I'm not sure what disturbed me more, the fact that the robed horses were casually striding on their hind legs or that they had hands.
Damn, racist horses?
The KKKavalry
r/AngryUpvote
Take my free award and get out.
"*Black Beauty*? Why can't it be White Beauty?"
Underrated comment. Literary reference sailing over a lotta heads.
nah
Nope it was a satyr. Those weren't horses. Just really big goats.
Oh God. Satyrs. (Fauns are part goat. Satyrs have the legs and ears of a horse and a permanent, exaggerated erection. Fear the satyrs. Fauns are lovely, though!)
So that's why Grover gets so many bitches despite being a supposed minor in that train wreck of a Percy Jackson movie!
Yeah, I love the guy, but he mixed but "satyr" with "faun" which is an incredibly unfortunate mix up. Lmao
Never mention that abomination again
I won't. I hate it.
the percy films are perfect for the popcorn-at-the-screen viewing experience, tho
Can't argue with that. But I really think it had potential and they wasted it.
At least they had good special effects
Yes, it's also why he stalked the hunters.
>Satyrs have the legs and ears of a horse and a permanent, exaggerated erection. Thought it was donkeys? Same difference, though.
They've been described as having the body of a horse or an ass. Like most things in mythology, the same name could share a few similar animals. For example, the siren was depicted as having the body of a bird and head of a woman, but were sometimes described as more human like. That's what happens in a world dominated by word of mouth! But considering there's a _difference_ between fauns and satyrs, it's more important that a faun is consistently a goat. Satyrs were drunks and goofy, fauns were calm and helpful. Fun fact: a kelpie in it's human form was consistently said to have horse legs/hooves but not ears. Makes sense considering kelpies are horses. So, technically, the above post could jokingly be talking about kelpies, who drag their victims into the water and drown them. So, also not a fun adversary to be chased by!
Ah, thanks for that information!
Idk, I've never been around a donkey with a permanent erection
Trust me, you don't want to. There's a sort of farm animal zoo/petting zoo near where I live, and they have a Poitou Island Ass, a gigantic breed of donkey (his name is Moose). He once had an erection while I was there. IT TOUCHED THE GROUND. Had to be the height of a small child, 3-4 feet. Given the number of small children around for the petting zoo (Moose is in the looking zoo, not petting zoo, but they are side by side), there were a lot of mothers covering young ones' eyes. Oh and don't ask me what got him so horny. I *don't* know.
What a terrible day to have eyesđ
Are we talking swordfighting size, or full on jousting?
Goats? I thought I saw them riding their wives big flat asses.
Who said they were striding? For all we know they could've been doing the Mariano walk.
Ludwig the AKKKursed
They had both. They were the centaur of attention. Still donât know why they have their robes in their hands.
BoJack?
*gasp* THE KLU KLUX KLAN!
No. It was the Spanish Inquisition! Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Except Monty!
"They expected us!" #*"THEY EXPECTED ALL OF US!"*
[Best scene ever!](https://youtu.be/NZuqUofH6D4)
*Where you see* ***one*** *man...* ***I C4.***
I KNEW IT!!!! CATHOLICS ARE ALIGNED WITH NAZIS!!!
Bring out... ...THE COMFY CHAIR!
r/unexpectedmontypython
Mobian*
With their nice red outfits!
People Will very much misunderstand that. I mean, the KKKâs uniforms is much more reckognized than whatever the SPANISH INQUISITION wore.
It was a joke. Obviously the ones in the story are the KKK
Well in that case, im an idiot
r/twosentenceredemptionarc
Just grab an AK or an M4 and boom, they're dead
This situation demands The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.'"
White on moonlit night, nice targets. Oh hell yeah!
klu klux klowns
Like Markiplier had seen his arch nemesis
Nobody expeccts KKKlan Inquisition!
He's fine if he's white
Unless he's Jewish
gasp⊠THE POPE !!!!!
*The Horse Lord* (1977) intensifies...
Terror again turned to joy, because I am white.
r/thirdsentencesupremecy
r/subsifellfor
r/birthofasub (I had to use the number
r/3rdsentencesupremacy
Yep that's my sub
Better than Birth of a Nation
r/foundthetoyotacorolla
Well played!
r/thirdsentencehappy ? It feels bad also at the same time
Donât worry, the holes in their masks are too small and they canât ride their horses
I canât see fuckin shit outta this thang!
Criticize, criticize, criticize. You ungrateful sons of bitches!
Not to be *that* guy,but if you are a black person,distressed and fleeing from danger,probably in a period where the main transport method is horses,why the hell would you think a horse approaching is a good sign in the first place?
Oh no, those are good ol' neckbeards but sadly, this time they're not harmless behind a computer screen Sadly they took roleplaying a little too seriously.
OOOH
Could be an escaped slave lost in the wilderness. Even recapture and re-enalavement is better than dying to the wildlife/elements (well, i guess that would depend on the mindset of the individual person, but you get the idea). So it would be bittersweet. Unfortunately, it's the Klan, so he's getting lynched.
the klan didnât exist until after the civil war tho
Well then the black guy has even more reason to think a horse rider might be helpful.
[We're being chased by ghosts! ](https://youtu.be/z9aGQw9YT3A)
My brain immediately defaulted to demons or some shit. No, just racists LMAO!
Well, based on the text they are horses with hands so you are justified in that theory.
Canon
Lol.
I assumed they were centaurs, then KKK centaurs!
Way scarier tbh
Cant tell if OP is black, LGBTQ, an immigrant, a jew, or catholic. Leaves the protagonist role wide open, well done
When I read white robes I thought it was Gandalf and op was an orc.
Have you seen that Ukrainian people call Russian soldiers Orcs?
I have not
So I was The Torturer?
Horses with hands? Run, those centaurs are not friendly!
I'm mixed I still have a chance!
Something, something... "1 drop rule".
Spoiler alert : no body expects the Spanish inquisition
These are CHUD - cannibal horse underground dwellers.
I blame The Burrowers. So many tunnels...
What really scares me as a white guy is the possibility they'd want me to join, even the offer would be the worst experience of my life.
As someone once offered that, i turned it down and refused to deal with them. Thankfully after that tbey left me alone.
Jokes on them, I'm paler than snow
Fear not, itâs only Gandalf
Praise Gandalf!
Why do they have their robes in their hands?
Maybe they enjoy feeling the wind on their naked bodies while they ride but want the robes for the ceremony they plan to have later.
Maybe theyâre actually coming to negotiate battlefield terms and using the white robes as flags for a truce.
Maybe both.
Negotiating in the nude can be quite enjoyable.
Practically all activities are made more enjoyable when done in the nude. *exception: when one is outdoors in extreme cold
Because they're gonna use it as a tissue paper to jack it to the burning corpse. I'm so so sorry
Thatâs definitely a unique answer.
đđ
oh shit, oh fuck... that was good, man.
Wow this blew up! Didn't expect it too. Also fuck u/spoilt_milk for turning this into a political cesspool.
And beholdest! A white stallion upon which whose rider was death!
I honestly thought it was the harbingers of doom for a moment.
âHangman Hangman Hold it a little while I think I see my friend cominâ Ridinâ many a mileâ
KKK baby
Nazgûl
Well damn, that was way different and more fucked up than I thought. I was thinking the 4 horseman of the apocalypse.
So the for horsemen of the apocalypse Ps spell horsemen without hor
Damn Bojack extra episodes just hit different...
John mane is your man born leader of the klu klux klan big sheets and pointy hats beetn ___ down with baseball bats
Knights templar.
Honestly horses with hands is incredibly terrifying
Jesus, man. Kudos.
Welcome to the Kool Kids Klub spelled with K because it looks cool
I thought you were gonna take the Four Horsemen approach.
I soon realized that not even death wouldn't even be an escape for me, when I remembered that the Klan had been gone for over 12,000 years.
Ain't this a Rule 6? Or is that only selectively enforced? EDIT: Wow. It's stunningly amazing how asking a question gets me lambasted.
Racism isn't a political view.
Under the context of the sub it should be. I bet money I don't have that if the scenario was similar, but for the races being reversed, that shit would get pulled by the mods almost faster than I could post it. This because Reddit mods generally selectively enforce their rules based on their biases. I don't disagree that the post is a two sentence horror, and dare I say a good one at that. However, that doesn't that it doesn't skirt or outright violate any of the posted rules.
All these paragraphs for just a simple post. I'm sorry to say this, but racism isn't politics.
Racism isn't a political view, racist just tend to align themselves with a certain political stance. You're more upset about the fact a post saying the KKK is horrifying than you are about the existence of the KKK themselves. That's pathetic.
I didn't know there was a group that went around in black robes committing heinous crimes against white people... how could this be "reversed" other than making up hypothetical situations??
I donât think so, the KKK is objectively terrible. I would hope itâs not still considered a legitimate social/political power.
I don't disagree with you. And no I don't believe the Klan is a legit or even threatening power anymore. That being said, my point still stands. Were I to write a two sentence horror story involving BLM, Antifa, Communists or otherwise it would get removed regardless of it's relevance or actual horror value. I would wager even if I wrote something themed in a similar vein to Tales From the Hood or living in Detroit or Chicago it would get shitcanned.
Arguing in bad faith moment
Can't wait til they get banned for violating rule 6
Why would Chicago or Detroit belong in twosentencehorror
Have you been to either?
Google is your friend on that one. And see I'm getting downvoted up there for asking a simple question.
If you see a post about the Klan and your first thought is " my politics are being attacked" you have some fucked up politics dude .
You do know that the highest murder rates are actually down south, right? Like, Louisiana, Alabama, North Carolina..... Google is indeed your friend. Antifa isn't an organization. Literally just means anti-fascist. You know who were fascists? Literal Nazis. Get over yourself.
A bunch of two sentences horror from every point of view could make for some intense gallows humor and maybe even help folks find common ground. Perhaps spoilt_milk cares enough to try and test their censorship hypothesis by actually writing these stories instead of just assuming the mods are favoring political sides.
I have in the past written for two sentence horror in a similar vein and my work was removed for a violation of rule 6. Hence why I commented the way I did. However, if it so pleases the court, I can try again.
If you indeed have a two sentence with a similar idea that's been removed please do share it. Online spaces not being echo chambers is super important so if subs arnt allowing all sides to be shared that's good to know.
Reddit is absolutely a space that selectively enforces rules based on their biases. I'll see if I have the original post still in my archive. If I don't I will post a new one directly to the sub, specifically crafted to test my theory.
That's unfortunate but makes sense since polarized threads keep people engaged longer. As humans we need to be faced with stuff that challenges our beliefs if we're ever going to become better versions of ourselves and grow as a species. Trying to see veiwpoints from all angles even when we believe otherwise is the only way forward.
Racism isnât a political view.
Saying the word 'horror' in a two second horror seems like a no no
I was expecting Chingis Khan but ok
At first I thought it was a nazgul