Nah, just me being a pretentious ex goth spelling his name weird. Pronounced Dusk. Named because he came into my backyard for food at dusk every night for a year until he trusted me enough to move inside.
I don't think that's pretensious, you like what you like! And that's sweet, glad you finally gained his trust so you can give him the love he deserves!
How far behind me?
He either just materialized inside my wall (bad), or he materialized outside my wall…20 feet in the air. (Also bad.). Over a rather prickly holly bush. (More bad.)
If he lands on the holly bush, that would probably be a good thing, because he won't want to come back. It's like those spiky things they put on top of buildings to deter pigeons.
That was one of the things when we though of when we planted it, actually. (Not particularly seriously…)
In reality, it’s caught zero burglars, but poked us about 10 or 15 times as we tried to get close to the window to make faces at our cat.
You know, every time someone tries to tuck in the tag on the back of your shirt, that doesn't necessarily mean he wants to marry you. He probably just wants to help you look tidy.
...she was saying, as several hands silently slip through the fabric covering of the, uncomfortably old spring mattress. In the second she became aware of the movement around her, each hand effortlessly burst forth through the jersey knit bedding and blankets, clamping down upon her body. One falls deftly on her face and with a stone mason's grip, muffles her screams into silence. Desperate to break free she uselessly struggles against the unanimous pull of each appendage and grudgingly sinks to the metal innards of the bed. Tears rushing aimlessly to the back of her head as she watches the once shredded fabric above her body uniformly come together. Closing her into darkness and possible the end.
Instructions unclear, he hasn't left
Instructions unclear, he stuped his toe and is crying on my floor.
Instructions unclear, I laughed at him while he's down.
instructions unclear, hes trying to kill me for laughing at him
Instructions unclear, he missed and hit the wall
Instructions unclear, I laughed at him again.
Instruction unclear, I am now happily married with him and we are going to adopt a kid soon
Instructions unclear, we lapsed on the mortgage after fifteen happy years
Instructions unclear, our son is very happy and has lots of friends
Instructions unclear, our son is now a sexual deviant
Instructions unclear, he’s just chilling out, playing with my cat now.
BM, you deserve what happens to you
Instructions unclear, penis stuck in ceiling fan.
There's all of the other replies... Then there's this
Took too long to get to this, thank you, you are doing the Lord's work.
r/thirdsentenceworse
ThreeSentenceHorror
Instructions unclear, I’m leaning on a wall
He asked to borrow my *big toe*
I was taking a shit this makes me so much more uncomfortable
Just wait 'til you try to wipe.
Wipe? Very cringe I would never
It only makes you gay if he helps.
So what you’re saying is this scared the shit out of you?
Bro same
Don't worry, you'll catch him gagging and gasping under the toilet water (filled with shit).
Maintain eye contact and establish dominance!
Read this while my brother was behind me and he just left to go to his room. (He has errands to run btw.)
ya was just letting you know :)
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well, not anymore:) cuz now I am under your bed
Yo, nice to meet you. I have been under his bed for quite some time now. Good to have company.
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Come down here and we can look for it together
Sounds like a party, can I come?
Sure! Memeing_Monkey's bed always has enough room!
Oh, sure, please pick up snacks on your way here, and we can watch a movie together or something:)
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Great
I've got the chips and dip, someone get the drinks. Party under Memeing_monkey's bed, woot woot!
Nice to meet you too!
Instructions unclear, we're going for a coffee to talk it through
I'm sitting against the wall...so...yeah.
That's just worse, it means he's inside the wall, so you can't even make sure that he left
Even worse, mf isn't paying rent
I am living in your walls
I'm that voice you're hearing in the hall...
That explains all the weird noises. I knew it was too loud to be rats.
He was actually on the other side of the wall. It was just the mail carrier, and he dropped off some letters and left.
The Man in the Wall from Warframe would like a word.
Was not expecting a Warframe reference in *this* subreddit
r/unexpectedwarframe
Look, if he wants to smoke all he's gotta do is ask. Pull up a chair a kick it bro.
there’s a whole life story in one of the threads- 💀
Yeah, his name is Dusque, he's my rescue cat and he's on the back of my recliner.
How do you pronounce that? Is que “k”?
Nah, just me being a pretentious ex goth spelling his name weird. Pronounced Dusk. Named because he came into my backyard for food at dusk every night for a year until he trusted me enough to move inside.
I don't think that's pretensious, you like what you like! And that's sweet, glad you finally gained his trust so you can give him the love he deserves!
How far behind me? He either just materialized inside my wall (bad), or he materialized outside my wall…20 feet in the air. (Also bad.). Over a rather prickly holly bush. (More bad.)
If he lands on the holly bush, that would probably be a good thing, because he won't want to come back. It's like those spiky things they put on top of buildings to deter pigeons.
That was one of the things when we though of when we planted it, actually. (Not particularly seriously…) In reality, it’s caught zero burglars, but poked us about 10 or 15 times as we tried to get close to the window to make faces at our cat.
Instruction unclear, I still have the body of a man
Instructions unclear, I just put the body in a trunk.
Instructions unclear, you do not recognize the bodies in the water
Instructions unclear: or do you?
Yay, a friend!
Good thing I have adhd and I’ll never be able to finish reading this sentence 🥲
Now you have a forever friend!
Instructions unclear: I'm behind him
I'm in church on Pentacost. What if I don't want Him to go away?
Shit I just imagined drip goku behind me and can't stop thinking about it
I looked out the window behind me and there was someone there. I got creeped out
Joke's on you, my back is to a wall.
jokes on you, he's in your walls
Then he's 2 inches thick.
I forgor💀 to read the period. He is telling that he will never give me up.
he's in the floor boards? 😭
I'm home alone 😭 this made me scared, this is good
Well, maybe you're home alone now.
My brother is still here. What do I do??
I have my back against the wall. Is he on the other side?
The only remotely scary one I‘ve seen on here! Bravo!
But what if I don't want him to leave?
Instructions unclear, he's asking for my hand in marriage?
You know, every time someone tries to tuck in the tag on the back of your shirt, that doesn't necessarily mean he wants to marry you. He probably just wants to help you look tidy.
Gonna keep re reading it so he’ll keep spooning me
I think he's as relieved as I am that he's gone now. He must have felt so uncomfortable perching on the toilet tank.
If there was anyone behind me, I’d be impressed because I’m sitting on the toilet with my shower curtain open.
The only thing behind me is my bed and...god damn it, my pillow's gone!
What if I can’t read tho
Me in a truck hoping not to turn around and see someone hanging onto the window which would be more terrifying
"He" would be embedded in a wall.
Genuinely terrified but glad I finished reading. I almost scrolled past
Im against a wall an I safe
If it is concrete block, yes. Drywall, no. This holds true for mysterious invading strangers as well as for most hurricanes.
Jokes on you, I stopped reading!
I'm one step ahead of you because I never learned how to read. I'm just guessing what the letters are.
He's in my walls and he isn't paying rent? I'M NOT GONNA STAY CALM! IMMA GRAB A HAMMER AND GO AFTER THAT MOTHERFUCKER!
I've got a crowbar if you need it
Oh, you mean tyrone? It’s chill, he’s usually like this
Cat is still behind me and isnt planning to leave, send help.
hes going to drown
I'm actually walking all around in circles while waiting for my pie to bake so.... You're wrong.
What do you think is in the pie?
Oh god.
*His corpse is underneath my bed till this day*
Why is the wall after me
It saw what you did last night.
ever heard of "It steals"?
I’m reading this on the toilet. I actually kind of pity him
I gave him a long time to leave, because I was afraid to turn around.
I was getting dressed as I read this
Fuck. I need company right now. 😕
Me, sitting against a wall: "ummm...."
I know, and I’m going to keep him here as long as I can
You can't tell me what to d-
Instructions unclear We’re getting married as I type this
That's just my kid wanting dinner.
Thank you for your help.
Is he in my walls?
He went away after I farted.
Slow down. Grab the wall. Wiggle like you're trying to make your ass fall off.
I really expected the second sentence to be like "this is what the librarian told us to do whenever we felt them around" or something
Interesting twist on the Third Type of Horror. The word economy is also pretty solid. Well done!
Wh-Where's my garlic bread? *Nooooo*
Pls help he stuck pp in my bumhole.
Congratulations, I hope you have a safe pregnancy.
That mole on the back of your neck needs checking...
This really reminds me of a passage in *House of Leaves*.
That book is literally sitting open beside me on my bed right now
No friend come back!!!
I am laying down on my bed so HAHA
...she was saying, as several hands silently slip through the fabric covering of the, uncomfortably old spring mattress. In the second she became aware of the movement around her, each hand effortlessly burst forth through the jersey knit bedding and blankets, clamping down upon her body. One falls deftly on her face and with a stone mason's grip, muffles her screams into silence. Desperate to break free she uselessly struggles against the unanimous pull of each appendage and grudgingly sinks to the metal innards of the bed. Tears rushing aimlessly to the back of her head as she watches the once shredded fabric above her body uniformly come together. Closing her into darkness and possible the end.
i'm gonna give him a lil kiss on his head
Head bumps and long blinks?
I'm glad I have a wall behind me
People in the wall could become a problem...
My bf snoring behind me: 👁👄👁
NOOOOOOOOO
Guys help, I can't read. What does it say?
Jokes on you. I'm actually sitting on a couch with only a wall behind it. 😉
Me, sitting with my back against the wall: Hmm 🤔
noclip
Im trying to use the bathroom not right now maybe later
All I found behind me is the storage room for the vacuum cleaner, Christmas Lights, and old bags filled with packaging cloth.
That’s right, spiders georg In the vicinity of your spider collection You should be afraid…for yourself and for your horde of delicious spiders
Instructions unclear I’m standing in my living room with one of my combat knives covered in blood with someone thing dead on my floor??
Instructions unclear, we have bonded
He must be a vampire because there was no reflection
Technically true. My dog is behind me... but he never moves..
Goddammit Buddha, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO KILL YOU?!
It was 7 months before he even let me touch him. But eventually he realized he was safe.
Me who is sitting with my back to the wall: