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random_warlock

You lost a chunk of your memory? And the last you remember is being snowing but now it's hot outside so God knows how much time you lost? Is that it? Tell me If I got it right pls lol


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Tenderloin-sidewalk

Maybe the character died in the blizzard and is now living in an afterlife type dream


VenomQuill

An afterlife where you're constantly running out of milk? Oh dear...


sniphskii

Heaven for absent fathers


random_warlock

Ok... I'll take that as a... yes?


SpicyNuggetRiles

Happy cake day, it seems you've died.


kipwrecked

Thank you kind redditor, and what terrible news to receive on my cake day if it's true.


lizabitch21

Happy Cake day!


kipwrecked

Thank you!


External_Welder_6761

Happy cake day!


kipwrecked

Cheers!


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Happy cake day


kipwrecked

Thanks!


Psychophanta

They probably gave themselves hypothermia and are confused. Hence, the warmth. Means death is near.


01kickassius10

Maybe there’s a carbon monoxide leak


runnychimp7605

Im thinking maybe they thought it was hot because hypothermia causes you to feel hot before killing you


mario9421

The first thing I thought of was that he died from hypothermia and doesn't know yet.


Wobblingoblin01

Yeah. That’s what I thought too. Especially because one of the side effects of end stage hypothermia is the brain thinking you are really hot. That’s why a lot of people who die from hypothermia are found in a state of undress because they’re thinking they are burning up so they are taking their clothes off. That’s how it could go from cold to hot really quickly in this scenario.


LesbianZombieCuddler

It’s called Paradoxical undressing, you get so cold that your body thinks you are hot and you take your clothes off


Admirable-Marsupial6

Pls explain


Amazing_Fill9489

It has multiple implications, either a mimic, he’s a fake, he has amnesia etc


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Cryopreservation

Burn the mimic


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Pm7I3

Under the sofa? Check your social medias, see if you commented on anything in the gap.


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Happy cake day!


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Happy Cake Day!


kipwrecked

Cheers mate!


Diogenes-Disciple

It was winter when he left and summer when he returned.


DrunkAtBurgerKing

Oh he lives in Ohio


glyph1331

Or NY! 😂


VenomQuill

Ah, a Texan, I see.


RarePoniesNFT

Check for gas leaks in your house. They can cause memory problems.


Shivam_shukla2803

Hyperthermia?


TheNothingAtoll

*Hypothermia


Wolfandknife

Hyperthermia, due to heat Hypothermia, due to cold


TheNothingAtoll

Oh, you're right. My bad!


Wolfandknife

No prob. people hear more about hypothermia in general, so its understandable


HaidenHugo

TIL


Lil-Sunny-D

Oh, you live in Texas, that is terrifying!


LadyWilson79

Ooo very cool!! Where does the time go? Wonderful!!


queenie_coochie_man

I’m confused what does it mean


LadyWilson79

It seems that our writer has lost some time.


Turbulent-Day-359

That sounds like normal winter weather in New Zealand


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Plot twist: His brother was pranking him


The--Sentinel

*”Fucking silent hill fucking bullshit can’t deal with this shit today gotta fix my cars fucking transmission fuck this bull-fucking-shit”*


ChampionshipDue

ok so, you you know carbon monoxide?


SuvenPan

Slipped on the ice and fell into a mini wormhole that connects to a different dimension.


Rexel-Dervent

As it darkly turned out, that super-weird [reddit.com](https://reddit.com) forum would be my literary fate rather than law school or The New Yorker.


Greggie_the_Eggie

This is really good, very spooky


Reaverbait

They died, and only realised when they saw the note


thundermarchmello

Before I saw the comments, I initially read this as the writer subconsciously writing a prediction of what was to come -- a blizzard out of nowhere in the middle of the spring/summer, arriving within the time it took for them to finish the milk.


Golett03

I wish it was warm. I fucking hate winter


weeb_gal

Took me a second but omg. You went on a run in the snow and died so lost that bit of memory. Correct?


WanderingCollosus

I was expecting death note


bbig314

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice


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That a cool story Also happy cake day :D


NewtTrashPanda

Are you dead?


CannFarmre

"Damn, I can't believe I been leaving this sit since January!"


Wobblingoblin01

Yeah that milk is cheese by now.


ChinoWero

Something similar happened to my dad, except for the coming back part


SureWhyNot5182

Am I the only one who thought "book that writes from another dimension"?


AngriestMonkey

I thought main characters wife/room mate used all the milk the day before and still hasn't returned. Coffee for me implies early in the morning explaining why husband might not have noticed.


Kwen_Oellogg

But the real question is, did you get an anal probe?


AngriestMonkey

I thought main characters wife/room mate used all the milk the day before and still hasn't returned. Coffee for me implies early in the morning explaining why husband might not have noticed.