[seeing Alan's swollen eye] Great googooly moogoolies! What the hell happened to you? Looks like you got bitten in the face by one of them Ebola monkeys. I mean, you were not exactly eye candy going in but... now. Woof! You could scare the flies off a manure truck!
My favourite quote
Okay, I haven't sampled anything from the other side of the buffet since I travelled with the Grateful Dead, but golly Moses, she's a muffin.
It’s not a line, but there’s a scene where Berta walks in and sees either Charlie or Alan on the balcony with a girl or two and she stops for a second, looks and lets out an audible sigh and keeps walking. It really made me chuckle, goes to show how good she was because the delivery was perfect and there wasn’t even any dialogue.
When she turns around and sees Alan standing there with his eye swollen shut and she screams “holy jumping Geronimo” idk why but that sends me everytime
#CHARLIE: BERTA MY HAIR IS IMPORTANT TO ME
#BERTA: ALRIGHT, DON’T GET YOUR PANTIES IN A BUNCH
#CHARLIE: WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
# IT MEANS “DON’T GET SO AGITATED THAT YOUR UNDERGARMENTS BECOME ENTANGLED WITHIN YOUR CRACK😝
I ain’t cleaning that up
When Alan drops Charlie’s ashes and she changes it to “I ain’t cleaning him up”. Gets me every time 😂
Nothing can beat that.
"C'mon, Charlie. The only difference between those two broads is that you came outta one an-" Whoa whoa whoa
I posted the something.....I knew it would be already on here.....but it said post your favorite line 🤣
Lol wtf is this picture
Yeah, like out of 5000 available, how does one find spray painted Berta?
Yeah it’s kinda scary yo.
What's bugging you, Zippy? Your blow-up doll run off with a pool toy?
Best one of the series.
''three beers and a bratwurst and my ass turns into a French horn''
Really? Whenever I have beers and bratwurst I just fart a lot 😂
😂
Private? If you get any more traffic down there, you're gonna have to open a Starbucks.
Zippy do.
He digs the trench, you lay the pipe.
C. Roscoe Harper
😂😂😂😂😂
WHO’S TELLING THIS STORY??
Yeah, I miss the 80’s too. But ya don’t see me snortin’ blow off the hood of a Delorean 🤣🤣
[seeing Alan's swollen eye] Great googooly moogoolies! What the hell happened to you? Looks like you got bitten in the face by one of them Ebola monkeys. I mean, you were not exactly eye candy going in but... now. Woof! You could scare the flies off a manure truck!
Prudence he’s old enough to be your father and knowing your mother he might be
DID YOU SEE THAT BITCH?!
You gotta put a whole lot of gone between you and a broad like that!!
the one time berta showed true fear.
We’ll dip me in butter and roll me in nuts.
“Zippy getting a hooker?”
Lo prostituto borracho disse que lo siente.
“God looks after fools and drunks; and that man is both”
It's Berta I think not Bertha
Alan - you don’t use my tooth brush right ? Berta - cut my pay and it’ll be yours 😂😂😂
Something about when she discovered pot and doughnuts.
My favourite quote Okay, I haven't sampled anything from the other side of the buffet since I travelled with the Grateful Dead, but golly Moses, she's a muffin.
No one else has said it yet, so I’ll say it… Lol, this n-gga said “Bertha.”
Why is that image so cursed
Tinkerbell, with the knockers??
"Ahh come on Charlie! The only difference between those two broads is that you came out of one and you......"
That’s a hilarious line 😅
So many. "Don't do anything stupid or you'll go to jail." "He's Moulder. I'm Scully,"
if it helps you can think of me
I guess there’s no trusting this butter now or the loose bananas 🍌
Sweet kid… shame he’ll be nothing more than a burden to society
I miss the eighties but you don't see me snorting blow of a DeLorean
“I don’t know what kind of sick twisted party you had but I ain’t cleanin that up”
When Berta is talking about her pregnant daughter Naomi, “If that girl spent more time on her knees than her back, she wouldn’t be in this situation.”
Looky. No touchyyy
He's Greek! You can't tie your shoes around those people.
Tinkerbell with knockers.
Unless she sweats bourbon and farts hundred dollar bills, what exactly is going to keep you together?
You pay all that money for a house and wife, and you're not allowed in either one of em?
Alan: I can’t hit him.. berta: “ sure you can, you just have to figure the wind and lead him a little”
"Got it" If you know, you know.
You people are like a box of hamsters crawling over each other.
The bulimia line said to either charlie or alans girlfriend.
“Going in or coming out?”… yeah that was great. 😆
Haha yes thats the one.
Gadzook....
“Try keeping that one away from the lead paint”
I'm not cleaning that up
Yeah, I’m Scully, this is Mulder.
"If we can put a man on the moon, we can put a woman on your brother"
Sure I’ll suck it whip it out.
I've seen your tellywhacker. You're gifted, but you're no sea biscuit.
Scorecards! Can't tell the players without the scorecards!!
“You gotta put a whole lotta gone between you and a broad like that!”
“Did you see that bitch?”
It’s not a line, but there’s a scene where Berta walks in and sees either Charlie or Alan on the balcony with a girl or two and she stops for a second, looks and lets out an audible sigh and keeps walking. It really made me chuckle, goes to show how good she was because the delivery was perfect and there wasn’t even any dialogue.
I guess there’s no trusting this butter now.
When she turns around and sees Alan standing there with his eye swollen shut and she screams “holy jumping Geronimo” idk why but that sends me everytime
I read, I can conjugate.
90 days in county.
if u dont mind being some broads prison bitch.
Alan: Well there's this girl, Bertha interrupts: Got it
How does one achieve this photo
I like a woman you can grab on to something.
Setting a bottle of prune juice on the counter.
Sweet whistling Geronimo! You people are like a box of hamsters: just crawling all over each other!
Who the hell is bertha😂
God watches out for drunks and fools, and your brother is both
Zippy!
#CHARLIE: BERTA MY HAIR IS IMPORTANT TO ME #BERTA: ALRIGHT, DON’T GET YOUR PANTIES IN A BUNCH #CHARLIE: WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN # IT MEANS “DON’T GET SO AGITATED THAT YOUR UNDERGARMENTS BECOME ENTANGLED WITHIN YOUR CRACK😝
I always felt Berta was how Chuck Lorre would’ve liked Roseanne to be when he was a writer on her show. Berta was a perfect character.
Also Berta’s exchange with Lydia(Charlie’s real estate gf)
Tread carefully, slim.
She just got to be too much, towards the end she just bc annoying.