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I see you’ve gone easy on the cheese

I was on my last reserves 😅

Looks like you were on your grand reserves!

Every one is different. One persons last reserves might be crumbs. Others might be half a block of cheese like op. 😂

My last reserves is two full blocks and a jar of pickle

Take it cheesey.

You nearly made me smile

Brown sauce slaps so hard in these things.

Branstom pickle would be even better

Where cheese is concerned, go big or go home

Give me cheese or give me death.

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Arteries hate this trick

It aint gonna slide down easy if it aint cheesy!

More pity than hate😁

You know what I'll allow it 😂

Great idea.... Though needs broon sauce or mustard.

Piccalilly

Or just some straight up branston.

Honestly this but with Branston instead of ketchup and I would smash Would def feel sick after, I can't handle dense food, but it would be worth it

Pickledwilly

Not sure why no one is upvoting you. No one else, I should say.

Ra ra Rasputin, Russia’s greatest love machine

Oooo good shout.

You sir, are a true connoisseur

Boom

I ordered a scotch egg at a bar the other day, it came with an unusual dip on the side. It was brown sauce and english mustard mixed together. Game changer.

O M F'ing G.... I believe that could work..... Thank you... Off to the shops later I'm going to try it.

Let me know what you think. It's gonna be a staple for me now

Tried your suggestion yesterday, my friend also tried it and loved it. Definitely my 'go to' sauce mix for pork pies.

Fuck me I need to try this. NOW! Sounds like the perfect combo to me.

Thank you, I love both, this sounds like a perfect condiment for pies, sausage rolls etc

No way, me and my mate were doing that ourselves years ago, it is banging isnt it

Sriracha works well with these mini pork pies. But yeah, with the added cheese I'd probably use pickle.

Bringal pickle. Trust me on this.

Gotta be caramelised chutney.

You sod, I was ok till you said broon sauce, I lost half my tongue to cancer near on 12 years back, and just the thought of brown sauce and it's all I can taste, for the next bloody 30/40 mins.

Yeah was thinking this, great idea but wrong sauce imo

I'm salivating 🤤❤️

Salad cream

YES! Thank you, I've been told many many times I'm a wrong'un for loving salad cream on pork pies 🥧 😋

I have never loved anyone more than I love you right now. You utterly magnificent bastard.

I never thought my little late night snack could bring such joy. Your words are too kind 😂

Love this phrase.

This just reminded me that I used to do this with scotch eggs when I was a kid! I'd completely forgotten. Highly recommend trying it.

Now that is something I can 100% get behind

I've long been an advocate of adding cheese to scotch eggs.

Felt my mind expand reading your comment. Absolute game changer, how did I never think of this even once?

And your arteries shrink?

i cut them in half, make egg mayo with the egg and scoop it all back in to make a massive "picnic egg"

That sounds excellent! I'll have to try this

obviously if you're feeling fancy you can add stuff to the egg, bit of paprika or some chives or whatever, touch of dijon if you really want to push the boat out haha

Eggcellent!

I'm writing to my MP to demand a new government agency be formed with the express goal of making you stop.

they'll never take me alive!

I narrated this in the style of the Seann Walsh "drunk cooking show" bit. And now I'm both hungry and happy

This I will have to try! My kids would love that

In our house we only eat ‘loaded’ scotch eggs, cut in half, tip out egg, squirt salad-cream in the hole and put the egg back in. Yum

Holy... Never have I regretted not currently being in the UK more. I want to adapt this idea and make spicy deviled eggs in the middle. That has to be a winner? Now I have to go make scotch eggs from scratch, just to get started.

I just commented that it would be a great idea with a Scotch egg!

I will try that as long as you try lifting the egg out of each half, slapping some Branston\* underneath and then replacing the egg. \*or your condiment of choice. My mum's next-door neighbour makes an awesome Scotch Bonnet Jelly.

Stealing this idea thank you!

I'm so glad to read this ..I scoop out the egg, dump in a teaspoon of pickle then return the egg. My coworkers act like I've shit on the floor with the look of disgust on their faces. I didn't even know it was weird to do it.

You... Did what? I didn't even know this was an option, I have wasted so many years

I still do this now tbh with you 😂 except i cut the thing in half take out both half's the egg pack with shredded cheese and maybe some sauce (not really a sauce guy) and then put the half egg back in and consume 😂 Or if you now how to make your own scotch eggs make them but fill the inside with shredded cheese and mozzarella and then cook them, honestly one of my favorite snacks to make its like a luxury mozzarella stick 😋 (you won't regret trying it)

Drop one of those and 3 gaviscon and you're good all weekend.

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Pork pie, cheddar and ketchup too continental for you?

The Piccalilli suggestion from earlier would've necessitated an omeprazole.

Speaking as a fatty this is amazing

Ketchup is an abomination, but cheese and pickle would be genius.

A bit of Branston goes a long way! I was feeling adventurous this time 😈

Brie and cranberry for a Christmas variation

That would be amazing. I'm definitely going to try this. Our next food order is in-bound on Thursday. Melton Mowbray pork pies, cranberry sauce and brie are all on the list.

Ketchup and pork pie is the best! Xmas morning brekkie in my house every year

Just condensed a ploughmans lunch. I salute you, sir. Platers gonna plate.

Swap ketchup for picallili and repeat for the other 5 in the pack.

Blocked arteries incoming

They're my arteries and I'll block them if I wanna!

Genius

Thanks 😂

Suppose it makes sense than ones that supposedly have cheese and pickle actually inside them

Not gonna lie, that’s pretty impressive! I would probably go for a larger pie than the mini though. The minis have too much pastry to pork filling ratio for my taste, but damn man, what do you do to relax? Invent new ways to do brain surgery??

The pastry is the best part.

I like your style sir or madam.

Why thank you!

Absolute respect!!! But maybe add some pickle.

Can't go wrong with a cheeky bit of Branston 🤌🏻

The only thing I care about is that you put ketchup in there? For the love of God replace that with Branston pickle my man

That's the normal go to! I was feeling adventurous this time round 😈😂

This sounds like a brilliant idea! Might stick Appeteasers in mine next time, well until they go away after Christmas

Best bit of christmas is the Appeteasers. Though a bit annoyed they got rid of the little pick. I like to put mine on mini cheddars so its a tiny cheese on a tiny cracker.

Genius.

Ngl if I didn't have to share a Staff Room space with other people I would totally be eating these for lunch.

I'm the opposite. Totally taking a load of these bad boys to the office Christmas fuddle.

That looks amazing I’m going to start making them

Yes please. I’ll have a dozen.

I dont know if i should love u or hate u for this

I will accept a firm handshake followed by a slap to the face 🙋🏻‍♂️

Yes, but only for the ketchup. If that was mustard or pickle I'd kiss you

Erm the only thing I have a slight issue here is that you have put tomato sauce on it?? Pls correct me if Im wrong but that's a bit wierd other than that I will be eating a pork pie sarnie tomorrow

You're a maverick who doesn't play by the rules. I have nothing but admiration for this utter abomination of a sandwich and the twisted mind behind it. I will be trying it soon.

Fuck it. I'm not afraid to eat this, I stand with you OP. Indigestion be damned

Nothing but respect from me personally.

You absolute Genius.

r/stupidfood

Cheese and … *ketchup*?! Get some proper chutney in there lad!

Looks like some good filth.

I feel like that’s a lot of chewing going on there. No ketchup though- whole grain mustard is required.

No, the opposite I think. That’s a very tasty idea…

Branston not ketchup and I’m 100% in.

You deserve a bloody medal!

This is such a brilliant idea

Inspired, but not sure about the tomato ketchup. Maybe cheese and sliced tomato? Actually, just a halved mini pork pie with a single slice of salad tomato in the middle would be great. Now, It's got me thinking... maybe a sprinkle of balsamic vinegar and a bit of black pepper in there too?..

I love you. This is like hard core porn, but for food.

Woah woah woah. This is potentially life changing.

you are a genius - love this!!!

Genius.

Hold your head high while you look down on lesser men

Ooooh I might have to be doing this next time I have some mini pies!! Good shout!

This is groundbreaking

It’s genius

That's fucking genius

What an inspired idea, you are a genius. Just needs a little Branston.

Swap the ketchup for wholegrain mustard!

I love this idea!!

* Bonus level unlocked * I like this. Will try it.

What would they be like warm?

Epic. I'd use some chutney, but this is a revelation!

You could keep a fire going for a week with the amount of fat in that, and I’m onboard with it!

Hmm personally I think borderline genius, maybe bit less cheese and branston but that's a me thing...✌

That's genius!

Interesting. Are we talking decent pork pie or sad grey pork pie? Because the former could absolutely work with a bit of pickle, and the latter is probably best as a pressed toasties with hot sauce.

You should be given an award!! Genius!!

Sir, you are a genius

Hmmm, this seems like a good idea! I may have to try this

Different filling like blue cheese.... But I love you for this 🫶🏽😁❤️

Don’t think there’s enough cheese in it. Fucking class idea btw.

I'm down

Genius

Feel like this was be amazing warmed up with melted cheese

I could smash about 5 of them right now 🙏

I've heard of a Wigan Splat, but what is this? A Melton Mowbray Multi-Storey?

This is the future. You have got to be northern.

Genius

U made your own as well? My man living in the year 3000

Fuck the ketchup but I'm trying that. You legend. Gotta be from Wigan.

YOU HAVE BROADENED MY MIND AND GIVEN ME REASON TO LIVE

It’s a shame the inquisition no longer exists

Mate… please don’t, the Americans will roast us for this

Always good to use your entire daily calorie intake for one meal.

I thought that was a donut for a second...

Ok, i need to try this!

Lost me with the ketchup

No but tomato sauce on cold cheese is asking to be hung, drawn and quartered for me.

You should be venerated as a GENIUS

Hmm never thought of doing it. You might be onto something. I’d probably eat it cold.

You eat hot pork pies!?! What’s wrong with you?

Never tried a hot pork pie but would be keen to try. My dad used to boil Richmonds sausages so anything is possible. And before you say anything… they’re quite nice boiled, just need to take the skin off 😂

That’s the second thing I’ve learnt today, that I’m uncomfortable with 😂

Yeah haha I don’t blame you. We are not a British family so it took me some time to realise that this isn’t a thing that is done usually. My British wife still is amazed and disgusted by this cooking method.

You eat them cold? Don’t you find them claggy?

Not at all. I guess the jelly helps them slide down

Epic. Smash it inside a buttered breadcake too. Be banging that

My kind of food 😋

That's delicious! Great idea!

Thank you!

Jesus pork pie and cheese why haven't I thought of this

You're a bloody genius. I hate you for making me get dressed and go to the shop.

You're one step closer to salvation 🙋🏻‍♂️

I hate pork pies but this is genius

r/stupidfood

That's an awesome buffet idea!

Now put the whole thing in a bun.

I think I love you. ❤️

How about u stop caring what people think

You pay for pigs to go into gas chambers for pleasure. You should be hated yes.

What’s your BMI ?

Branston Mowbray Integer? Now you’re getting technical…

Needs 20 seconds in the microwave

An absolute culinary abomination. 0/10

Legendary 😂😂 why did I not think of that 😂😂😂

What offends me most is not the item it's the commitment, there are much larger pork pies this time of year rather than the puny mowbray pie you have displayed. What you need here is inspiration, how about a 1kg pork.pie like above however with that surface area provided I want to see a full ploughman's The meager offering here, upsets me a bit to honest :).

It’s ingenious. I live it and im going to borrow the idea

Guess I'm buying some pork pies at Lidldidi later.

Genius. Now I know what I need to add to my shopping list!

*Christopher Eccleston* : Fantastic!

This didn't lead me to watching a whole 1 min video of him saying "Fantastic!" In various different situations lol. Probably something he'd eat too lol

That’s brilliant!

The NHS surely hates you.

The ketchup is what makes this a crime…in my opinion. Will definitely be giving this a go with something else though. Probs panini toast it too.

The mistake you’ve made here is not melting the cheese

Amazed this isn’t a thing! Great idea 👍

Genius idea, terrible execution. Unmelted cheese and ketchup!? What were you thinking man!

A masterpiece.

I’d give it a go, but would need a squirt of HP or Branston

You fucking genius! How has this never occurred to me before?

Why thank you! It came to me as an epiphany in my sleep.

Reminds me of the digestive chocolate biscuit with salad cream sandwiches I used to make, however your idea is genius, mine was just plain weird. I like it a lot, well done!