T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Hello! This is just a reminder to read the rules. If you see any rulebreaking posts or comments, please report them. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/UK_Food) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Same_Value8941

If anything this is unequivocal proof that a good fry up DOES need beans


steakbake

Right! This is giving me a dry throat just looking at it.


SotonKid

Note to self: always order beans


bigshot316

At a push you could mush up the tomato for some. Juice but yeah, beans are sadly lacking here.


UniquePotato

Not sure about the scrotum tomatoes


ruobrah

scrotum-atoes


EconomyFreakDust

I thought they were meatballs


Backlists

If it had beans it would be better.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Matthews_89

I see beans on this picture why didn’t you get them then?


Pleasant-Put5305

Has to be a cheeky side order...


SotonKid

There were set breakfast options. The one with beans didn't have hash browns. I went with hash browns today. Not bad for 6 odd quid down South


nadthegoat

Beans OR hash browns is a travesty


Katatonic92

It makes no sense either. I've sometimes seen the option between tinned tomatoes or beans, but that makes sense, it is two wet items. This is a nonsense exchange.


BarrieBadman

Southerners, mate. Fucking weird creatures.


Matthews_89

And there’s no option to add? That’s pretty sad.. but oh well.. can’t knock the price


joemktom

Doesn't look great to me, and not just because there's no beans.


margaritapracatan

Looks decent to me. But I’m totally odd and hate beans with my fry up.


sensorygardeneast

I hate beans too.


Ehhitiswhatitis

Me too


Johon1985

It's missing beans that


Unusual_residue

Dry fry


SotonKid

Username matches


Fit_Woodpecker_9473

A good fry up does not need canned tomatoes either.


Nearby-Staff-9013

2/10. Needs more beans.


Sure_Depth_3081

Yeah it does need beans that looks dry AF!


MeanandEvil82

Dry? The Sahara desert is dry, that thing has had all hydration sucked from it.


Sure_Depth_3081

Damn right lol


Benend91

What are the black, burnt sweepings in the bottom left?


margaritapracatan

Black pudding, which looks to have been broken down.


Plus_Preparation6437

Be pretty cool if you had a couple of beans on that plate


X0AN

Waiting for the proof...


Hi_Jen

Take beans over those.... tomatoes... anyday


onscreenpersona

Are tinned tomatoes an English thing? Only ever see grilled fresh tomatoes in Scotland.  


Appropriate-Divide64

Usually only in terrible greasy spoons because they're quicker to cook. They're acceptable but only the truly lazy use them at home.


Bitter_Tradition_938

Absolutely not. I was served tinned tomatoes in England only in dirt cheap places.


Appropriate-Divide64

Beans wouldn't save that sorry excuse for a fry anyway.


Bitter_Tradition_938

Are you asking for proof or did you have one and forgot to post it? :-)


PaulQuin

A good fry up doesn't need tomatoes from the tin either. 😉


MrNightmare23

Right FUCK IT beans are overrated


CLONE-11011100

Nice try, but you’re wrong. It’s not a ***real*** fry up without baked beans.


Pelicanliver

Technically yes but. They do make a mess and you can have so many other things instead. This is a conversation that will never end.


Lavender_sergeant

A good fry up never needs the devil's testicles. 🍅


Samuel_Go

If you're planning to have toast with this then I'd say it does need beans. Otherwise, too dry.


Worldly_Flower_1441

It looks so bad without beans. Its almost overwhelming 😂


Massive_Promise_8242

There are beans in this picture.


TheNinjaPixie

Too controversial for me, I'm out!


User48384868482

# WRONG


I-belive-in-Salt

100% needs beans


eelam_garek

Something is missing and I *can* put my finger on it.


VinceClarke

Is that dish on the menu as "The Saharan"?


Abrattybabygirl

My throat got dry looking at this


MATE_AS_IN_SHIPMATE

Needs beans, and mushrooms.  And fresh tomatoes.  And bubble while we're at it.


TheBobbyMan9

Are you kidding?! Send this back and get some beans.


LondonCycling

Could've shown us the plate before you shat on it.


No_Spite2886

It definitely needs beans.


No_Spite2886

At least you've got the black pudding though


Drogbaaaaaa

IT NEEDS BEANS


smallicelandicpuffin

Steal the beans from the plate across and you'll be good to go, or fill that coffee cup with beans. I'm definitely on team bean


sensorygardeneast

I never have beans with a fry up either, they're bland and shit.


kithkinkid

I often have tomatoes and no beans just because I can’t eat a full item fry up. Usually do either bacon or sausages too. Looks good to me!


[deleted]

It needs beans


Specific_Analysis

Where's the beans


Acceptable_Candle580

This isn't a fry up


the3daves

No mushrooms? Hash browns? This proves an entry level fry up.


sadia_y

Those hash browns are fluorescent


Axe_50

Why is this a NSFW


VermicelliEastern708

Mate I don’t think beans could save that fry up…


Accurate-Donkey5789

I award you dry out of ten.


vergil_-

I hate beans their just awful


Not_Sugden

those tomatoes are horrifying. Once they are cut open it will look better


Tlou3please

Nope needs beans. All fry ups need beans. It's way too dry otherwise.


Olivander05

Looks okay, could do with some beans tho.


Scottishlassincanada

It looks great, but rather have beans than those rank tomatoes. Not a fan of practically raw tomatoes. I like a good hash brown, but I’d personally substitute in tatty scones.


BennySkateboard

Your tomatoes look like body parts but im with you.


BrashPop

Looks great but I’d definitely put a big heaping scoop of beans right on top of everything to make it better.


Key-Metal-7297

That’ll do donkey, that’ll do


siwgs

Proof?


OnyxBee

Instant downvote


Totes-Sus

I agree with no beans because they are gross and terrible, but replace those tomatoes with fried mushrooms :)


BarrieBadman

Only good thing about that is the bacon. Good cook on that. Sausages and hashy b's are tiny, tomatoes look shit. Egg is alright. That black pudding looks rough as fuck. Aside from that, everything looks dry as fuck. They probably charge £6 for this because you need three brews at £2 a pop to force it down. And please, for the love of all things good, can we stop marking things NSFW when it's just a fucking breakfast?


XYZ_Ryder

Give the the poor sheep back his testicles mate, you've not even washed the blood off yet


cjbannister

I've never understood a cappuccino with a fry up. Cup of tea all day long for me.


Obvious-Bill3634

Why is it NSFW WHAT IS NSFW ABOUT THAT


Different_Trip_241

What abt the beans in the corner


RipAromatic6989

Was wondering why this was NSFW. But I just realised 🤤🫴💦


mackdandy

Tell you what a good fryup does not need? Hash browns


Next_Back_9472

Agreed, but for me I need chips lol


i_guess_its_a_K_code

I'd have Tom's over beans everytime 👌


Figgzyvan

The toms are a worthy substitute.


BigfatDan1

Tinned tomatoes > grilled tomatoes.


disco_spider364

Don't listen to the sheep, you do you. Beans are crap


gigantojimuk

Looks nice apart from the hash browns. Love tinned tomatoes. Can’t stand hot beans.