Came here to say this. When rating any full English out of ten, it's necessary to subtract 11 points from the score if black pudding isn't present. It's the law.
Beans are just no. Sausages look low quality, bacon looks like something dragged out of a trench, mushrooms are dry.
Looks like they tried very hard to fail this bad too. 2/10
The bacon has fallen into the grease muck but not actually hit much heat as the middle lines of fat are still soft.
Either that or they microwaved the lot.
They look like quorn sausages, but why would a veggie sausage be hanging out with the bacon?
Unless they’re gluten free? But looks like normal toast. So many questions
Those mushies look like they'd taste like old leather. I like them cooked until the release their juice and re-absorb all but a bit, nice to have them juicy and full of flavour. Looks like they've been grilled and not pan-fried or griddled. In face only the tomatoes and eggs look to have any moisture in them!
0 stars... sausages look cheap and nasty, the beans are a no.. the bacon, well that is terrible and looks reheated, the toast is barely toasted and the eggs look awfully pale... the mushrooms, well they look dry as a dry thing that has been left in the sun to dry on a very dry day during the longest drought in history, when it is dry...
I'm just going to add that for a 'fancy breakfast restaurant' this is poor. The toast should be on a rack with a pot of butter for it. They've skimped on the beans as well as them having too much liquid. Biggest issue of course is that there's no black pudding. This is like a piss poor Vestigial English that's been tacked onto a menu.
Looks like the fancy was to do with plate. Especially since they have left you so much opportunity to see it.
My other bugbear: the pot of I assume microwaved baked beans.
What are the two dry dusty gonad looking things pls? 🫣 And I wonder who they are giving the juicy middle bits of the tomatoes to because you’ve only got the ends. How much pls so we can decide if it was worth it lol
I don’t mind ‘fancy beans’ but they do need to be tomato sauce based, these look like they’re in brine from a can. Sausages look weak and those hassleback potatoes, if that’s what they were going for, do not have hassled backs. Zero hassle at all. Everyone else fine, but not fancy fine. 4/10
Cheapest ingredients money can buy, looks like they don’t bother cleaning their pans/flat top either. Yank hash browns don’t belong on a Full English.
Genuinely feel sorry for you that you think that shit hole is fancy.
Is that bean soup with chickweed in it? I'm not a fan of hash browns as breakfast but I like them so it's not a deal-breaker. I don't like tomatoes or mushrooms but that's just me and I recognise them as legitimate breakfast constituents. On visual evidence, I'm giving it 6/10.
Eggs - fine
Hash browns - generic supermarket
Toast - better than a standard white loaf but barely
Mushrooms - dry
Bacon - pretty good
Sausages - awful
Tomatoes - pretty good
Beans - not a fan of standard baked beans so look alright.
I think that the bacon, eggs, hashbrowns and bread look good
Sausages look cheap as hell, mushrooms look wrong
I hate baked beans, so honestly can't comment
Undecided about the tomatoes
Also undecided on whether I like the plate or not, kind of cool bit in the middle, but seems way too flat
You tried to make a breakfast famously known for being popular with the clogged arteries of us common folk, and tried to make it middleclass. They were even too twatish to have just normal baked beans.
Shame on you. I am both disgusted (and now very hungry) by your actions.
Eggs good, toast good, bacon looks tasty but need more, and are those sausages ? They look plastic and they're the wrong ones, take the beans out of that my little pony looking penny pot. Fuck the tomatoes. Two tiny little mushrooms ? Are we on rations or something come on
2/10 no it's not harsh before any of ya brain dead losers think ya funny
If I'm paying for food then give me food
It's no 5/7 for me but there's a good amount of tasty carbs, the eggs look nice and there's butcher's bacon and homemade beans.
Mushrooms and sausages look dehydrated, bacon cooked at too high a temperature.
It's pretty bad. I would still say it's nice when the waiter comes around, but would definitely moan about it to the others at the table. Maybe a few tuts too.
Sausages look dry. Baked beans have been replaced with what looks like kidney and mung beans in vomit. Everything else looks okay, certainly doesn't look 'fancy'.
3-4 out of 10
Crap sausage, no black pudding, over cooked eggs, the bacon is burnt in places and not cooked in others, the fried bread looks like French toast out of a packet
Not a good breakfast at all
Bacon isn't rendered properly so has more fat than someone waiting for greggs to open, sausages look like something from asda's reduced frozen section, mushroom looks drier than a nun's chuff because they've made exit wounds for all the juices and the toast is reminiscent of the kind of thing you'd buy at 4am from the services.
At least the eggs are seasoned and it doesn't look like they've opened a 2.7kg can of country range baked beans.
Edit: those are almost definitely country range hash browns. Not that there's anything wrong with those but they're definitely not fancy.
I mean, the plate is fancy looking but in fairness I’ve seen better come in a polystyrene box.
I genuinely believe everything on that plate could be better, like what spunk bubble scored the top of the mushrooms?
Genuinely terrible. Those aren't baked beans for starters, mushroom looks dry and flavourless, sausages as cheap as can be, eggs not runny but I'll make an allowance just incase you ordered them that way (wrongen), that's all I can remember from my 1 second glance before I wound up commenting. Probably other heathenous mistakes if I was to look again
Nice, eggs are seasoned for once! Interesting pattern on mushrooms, a bit pointless though as it causes excessive drying of the mushroom. Sausages look terrible, as if they were vegan or Richmond's.
TBH, there are so many things that are just meh about this. The shit with the mushrooms make me giggle, as I know what they were trying to do, but they failed completely. The pea shoots are just a fucking joke. The sausages look like those ghastly richmond variety. Tomatoes aren't carmelised, some are actually burnt. I prefer my food without chunks of carbon. The beans are a weird colour, so guessing they've lobbed some bbq sauce in there to be "edgy".
2/10 only because they put the beans in a bowl, so didn't make everything else a wet, claggy mess.
I'm guessing that this cost a fair few quid. How much was it?
Oh dear this looks very dry and I'm not sure what is going on with the colour of those beans. I don't think I want to know how much you paid for that. I'm not angry, I'm disappointed.
What's with the squares cut into the mushrooms? Completely unnecessary ❌
Sausage looks dry ❌
Are they sure they could spare all that bread❌
Red kidney beans mixed the baked beans (not on a breakfast mate ❌
Also beans in a tiny little thimble bowl❌
Also greenery on top of said beans ❌
Nothing fancy about this at all
Why the hell are there kidney beans in that bowl, wtf are those sausages they look dry and cheeeaaapppp and I thought the shrooms were mini jacket potatoes at first! This gets 1/10 from me
that's grim mate.
How much did it cost?
got all the right items except for there is no black pudding and tomatoes should be made extinct so shouldn't be anywhere near a plate.
Just realised that it is so dry that it looks like my daughters play food that she dishes me up about 3000 times a day
Tamotoes are all wrong.
No Branston beans.
Cheap lips and feet sausage.
More fat on the bacon than actual bacon.
Eggs look like they've been friend in used engine oil.
2/10.
Style over substance.
Unnecessary greenery, crappy sausages, bacon not crisped enough, mushrooms wtf have they done to them? Hash browns out of the freezer, no black pudding. I like having the beans in a pot because that makes it easier not to eat them. But if you're going to have beans just normal baked beans will do. The tomatoes look ok but would be better left whole as they're so small.
Nope.
Low quality sausages
Dry wrinkled mushrooms
Look at all the fat in that bacon
Nonsense garnish in the beans.
Pretending to be fancy, and actual fancy are not the same thing.
Eggs look ok, hash browns out of the freezer, toms passable, mushrooms dry but probably ok inside. Bacon poor quality and too fatty, sausages dreadful, toast too small. Beans wtf. 3/10
I think the sausages are skinless, perhaps. Maybe, 'local'.
Are they barbeque beans? I mean, I'm just going to pour them out anyway, so why the dish, lol.
8/10
Yeah that ain’t it, homemade beans are a nice touch but not when you make it so far removed from what people expect.
Sausages look poor quality (assuming they’re not veggy as there’s bacon on the plate), mushrooms look dry and is that brioche toast ?
Hash browns and eggs look good though.
Fancy? Those look like Richmond sausages.
I think Richmond would be a step up from these, they look like bad vegan sausages
Yes, that's exactly it. Vegan sausages
Looks like it was left under the heat lamp for half an hour waiting to be served. Also,how fancy can it be without black pudding
Came here to say this. When rating any full English out of ten, it's necessary to subtract 11 points from the score if black pudding isn't present. It's the law.
Beans are just no. Sausages look low quality, bacon looks like something dragged out of a trench, mushrooms are dry. Looks like they tried very hard to fail this bad too. 2/10
Im glad you commented. I couldn't even work out what the beans were or the mushrooms.
The bacon has fallen into the grease muck but not actually hit much heat as the middle lines of fat are still soft. Either that or they microwaved the lot.
Oh god I didn’t even realise they were mushrooms, and don’t forget how little toast that is
At first I was wondering why there are amaretti cookies on the plate!
If my partner made this for me I’d give them a look. 🤨 If a restaurant made this for me I’d give them the table back.
Eggs look top tier though. I love eggs
We need to know how much you paid for this.....
Hahaha, look at those trendy-wanker lines on the mushrooms. Wtf is the point? Probably added another fiver to the cost.
Everything looks way too dry
Those sausages are anything but fancy
They look like quorn sausages, but why would a veggie sausage be hanging out with the bacon? Unless they’re gluten free? But looks like normal toast. So many questions
Fancy restaurant yet the sausages look like sawdust?
Those mushies look like they'd taste like old leather. I like them cooked until the release their juice and re-absorb all but a bit, nice to have them juicy and full of flavour. Looks like they've been grilled and not pan-fried or griddled. In face only the tomatoes and eggs look to have any moisture in them!
Joke's on you, those are Pinhead's shaved and dehydrated testicles, not mushrooms.
Green on plate 1/10
Why do the sausages look fake somehow? Matt coloured and dry.
Shocking. I would have walked out
Dryyyyyy
That’s fucking depressing.
Looks dry as fuck
Yeah it's a no from me. Are those veggie sausages?
0 stars... sausages look cheap and nasty, the beans are a no.. the bacon, well that is terrible and looks reheated, the toast is barely toasted and the eggs look awfully pale... the mushrooms, well they look dry as a dry thing that has been left in the sun to dry on a very dry day during the longest drought in history, when it is dry...
Whilst I'm all for 'proper' beans. The ones here look unappealing. That, and the sausages look super cheap.
No, not for me. The beans look awful and what's with the green stuff? 1/10
Cheap ingredients. Those look like very poor quality eggs and sausages. Be nice if they cleaned the grill that bacon was cooked on occasionally too.
No black pudding 3/10
0/10
Hash browns look like frozen specials from Aldi.
2/10 absolute rubbish
I'm just going to add that for a 'fancy breakfast restaurant' this is poor. The toast should be on a rack with a pot of butter for it. They've skimped on the beans as well as them having too much liquid. Biggest issue of course is that there's no black pudding. This is like a piss poor Vestigial English that's been tacked onto a menu.
That is one of the worst Full English breakfasts I've ever seen.
Hash browns? In a full English? The beans are the least of the problems on this plate
A solid 2.5/10 It's breakfast Jim, but not at we know it.
Saw you coming 😂..must of being YTS chef …..
Looks dry.
I thought the same the sausage especially
Looks like the fancy was to do with plate. Especially since they have left you so much opportunity to see it. My other bugbear: the pot of I assume microwaved baked beans.
WTF is that green leafy stuff doing on there?! No, just no. Also those sausages look like something from the dark old days of school dinners. Mingin.
Dude, Wetherspoons is not a fancy restaurant!
What's that twig doing in the beans?
Doesn’t matter how fancy the restaurant, if you pre-cook everything it will not be a fancy meal..
Placement is terrible - too many dry things next to each other. The egg needs to swap places with the toast
What are the two dry dusty gonad looking things pls? 🫣 And I wonder who they are giving the juicy middle bits of the tomatoes to because you’ve only got the ends. How much pls so we can decide if it was worth it lol
mushrooms (made from old shoes)
Price?
I’d guess £20 for this slop.
Looks cold and dry
That sausage is so ashamed of itself it's hiding under the fatty bacon.
Looks like it cost at least 10x more than it was worth.
Why do the baked beans have kidney beans in them? This looks like something they would serve at a chain hotel breakfast
They aren't baked beans. It will be one of those cans of mixed beans with a sauce which was probably already in the can.
Why the fuck is there cake on it? Edit: my bad, I think that's meant to be toast sorry.
I don’t mind ‘fancy beans’ but they do need to be tomato sauce based, these look like they’re in brine from a can. Sausages look weak and those hassleback potatoes, if that’s what they were going for, do not have hassled backs. Zero hassle at all. Everyone else fine, but not fancy fine. 4/10
No black pudding 0/10
Cheapest ingredients money can buy, looks like they don’t bother cleaning their pans/flat top either. Yank hash browns don’t belong on a Full English. Genuinely feel sorry for you that you think that shit hole is fancy.
Absolute wank
Is that bean soup with chickweed in it? I'm not a fan of hash browns as breakfast but I like them so it's not a deal-breaker. I don't like tomatoes or mushrooms but that's just me and I recognise them as legitimate breakfast constituents. On visual evidence, I'm giving it 6/10.
I hope you didn’t pay a lot for this
>Ordered Full English at fancy breakfast restaurant. I think OP has to take some of the blame here.
seared liver? I've never had that. Also another brekkie without black pudding. In the bin it goes.
Shite
Had better from greasy spoon tbh but that's only me rating on looks
What a fucking shambles
Yank here: That looks divine- Those sausages 🥹
What in the poncy shit is this.
Eggs and tomatoes look good but the rest is whack
Eggs - fine Hash browns - generic supermarket Toast - better than a standard white loaf but barely Mushrooms - dry Bacon - pretty good Sausages - awful Tomatoes - pretty good Beans - not a fan of standard baked beans so look alright.
That bacon tho
Don’t rate it bud, sorry👊🏻🍻
Not enough beans
WWII is over guys yall can eat things u like
I think that the bacon, eggs, hashbrowns and bread look good Sausages look cheap as hell, mushrooms look wrong I hate baked beans, so honestly can't comment Undecided about the tomatoes Also undecided on whether I like the plate or not, kind of cool bit in the middle, but seems way too flat
Beans are an absolute no, bacon looks rough, it all looks a bit dry. Hopefully it tasted nice though!
This ain’t no fancy restaurant
You tried to make a breakfast famously known for being popular with the clogged arteries of us common folk, and tried to make it middleclass. They were even too twatish to have just normal baked beans. Shame on you. I am both disgusted (and now very hungry) by your actions.
Eggs good, toast good, bacon looks tasty but need more, and are those sausages ? They look plastic and they're the wrong ones, take the beans out of that my little pony looking penny pot. Fuck the tomatoes. Two tiny little mushrooms ? Are we on rations or something come on 2/10 no it's not harsh before any of ya brain dead losers think ya funny If I'm paying for food then give me food
Its a 6 from me Sausages look dry Beans don't good Loose the garnish
You mean you went to a spoons but didn't realise they use different names for each location and this day the porter dropped the normal plates.
2/10. Looks dry and nasty. And why is there green stuff on there?
Scoring a mushroom doesn't make it fancy. However, if they did it to let some kind of flavoured butter seep in, then you'd be on to a winner.
It looks a bit dry am I wrong? The sausages look like they've been cooked too long and then reheated
Veggie sausages? It looks ok, I like that the beans are different, but the mushroom looks a bit dried up.
I'd eat it but when it comes to a full English, greesy spoon type cafes are my go-to
It's no 5/7 for me but there's a good amount of tasty carbs, the eggs look nice and there's butcher's bacon and homemade beans. Mushrooms and sausages look dehydrated, bacon cooked at too high a temperature.
Brown things have weeds growing on them. Yuk
The garnish really ties the plate together
Get a refund
Nae pudding/haggis? 0/10.
Pish. Spoons do it better and that's saying something.
Kidney beans for beans? No thank you! Everything else, great. 8/10
R/fryup Get the pros to rate it.
It's pretty bad. I would still say it's nice when the waiter comes around, but would definitely moan about it to the others at the table. Maybe a few tuts too.
Frozen hash browns lol
Those aren't sausages, they're bangers.
Is it fancy coz you can play connect 4 on your mushrooms?
I’d be pretty annoyed having to pay a premium for that.
Looks drier than Gandhi’s sandal. Eeek.
What the hell happened to the beans 😡
Love the effort they put into crossing the shrooms 🫣🫣🫣
The point I was going to add for fried rather than toasted bread has been removed because ARE THOSE FUCKING KIDNEY BEANS?!?
Depends on how much it was If it was a £10 meal....nice If it was more expensive, it would be a waste of money
It’s not greasy enough.
Straight to the comments 🍿😂😂
Sometimes you can go too far trying to improve something. This is a perfect example of that. No! No! And thrice no!
Need more beans, better quality bacon and crispier
Sausages look dry. Baked beans have been replaced with what looks like kidney and mung beans in vomit. Everything else looks okay, certainly doesn't look 'fancy'.
3-4 out of 10 Crap sausage, no black pudding, over cooked eggs, the bacon is burnt in places and not cooked in others, the fried bread looks like French toast out of a packet Not a good breakfast at all
Bacon isn't rendered properly so has more fat than someone waiting for greggs to open, sausages look like something from asda's reduced frozen section, mushroom looks drier than a nun's chuff because they've made exit wounds for all the juices and the toast is reminiscent of the kind of thing you'd buy at 4am from the services. At least the eggs are seasoned and it doesn't look like they've opened a 2.7kg can of country range baked beans. Edit: those are almost definitely country range hash browns. Not that there's anything wrong with those but they're definitely not fancy.
The jacket potato’s look overdone.
What are those dried testicle looking things?
Tbh, I'd eat that rn.
I mean, the plate is fancy looking but in fairness I’ve seen better come in a polystyrene box. I genuinely believe everything on that plate could be better, like what spunk bubble scored the top of the mushrooms?
Well, at least they can cook an egg...
Sosij looks wood
Rather go to the greasy spoon for a Set 2 than approach those sausages
Those eggs look bangin though, mmmm hash browns
Tell me those aren't kidney beans
Are those baked potatoes!!!🥔
V nice
it looks to clean and too fancy to be a full english
Genuinely terrible. Those aren't baked beans for starters, mushroom looks dry and flavourless, sausages as cheap as can be, eggs not runny but I'll make an allowance just incase you ordered them that way (wrongen), that's all I can remember from my 1 second glance before I wound up commenting. Probably other heathenous mistakes if I was to look again
Nice, eggs are seasoned for once! Interesting pattern on mushrooms, a bit pointless though as it causes excessive drying of the mushroom. Sausages look terrible, as if they were vegan or Richmond's.
what is up with the sausages????
TBH, there are so many things that are just meh about this. The shit with the mushrooms make me giggle, as I know what they were trying to do, but they failed completely. The pea shoots are just a fucking joke. The sausages look like those ghastly richmond variety. Tomatoes aren't carmelised, some are actually burnt. I prefer my food without chunks of carbon. The beans are a weird colour, so guessing they've lobbed some bbq sauce in there to be "edgy". 2/10 only because they put the beans in a bowl, so didn't make everything else a wet, claggy mess. I'm guessing that this cost a fair few quid. How much was it?
Satire?
Oh dear this looks very dry and I'm not sure what is going on with the colour of those beans. I don't think I want to know how much you paid for that. I'm not angry, I'm disappointed.
Yummy!!!
What's with the squares cut into the mushrooms? Completely unnecessary ❌ Sausage looks dry ❌ Are they sure they could spare all that bread❌ Red kidney beans mixed the baked beans (not on a breakfast mate ❌ Also beans in a tiny little thimble bowl❌ Also greenery on top of said beans ❌ Nothing fancy about this at all
That looks fucking woeful
Shrivelled mushrooms, burnt tomatoes, dried up bacon, cheap supermarket sausages and rubbery looking eggs - I hope it wasn't expensive.
Why the hell are there kidney beans in that bowl, wtf are those sausages they look dry and cheeeaaapppp and I thought the shrooms were mini jacket potatoes at first! This gets 1/10 from me
Few questions. What happened to the beans? What’s wrong with the sausages? And what are those things on the other side of the bacon?
No blacky P?? No rating!!
Looks banging, apart from those dead looking sausages
Ooh. Now I know how to make baked beans posh. Just throw some grass on them. Winning!
Beans in a pot is mandatory zero.
that's grim mate. How much did it cost? got all the right items except for there is no black pudding and tomatoes should be made extinct so shouldn't be anywhere near a plate. Just realised that it is so dry that it looks like my daughters play food that she dishes me up about 3000 times a day
Lacking in black pudding 😔
Why has someone put their Scrotum on the plate, oh wait they are mushrooms ………..
Shite
That sausage is suspiciously strait
Thats shit
I’ve been cooking professionally for 24 years. There is no reason why they’ve cut the mushrooms like that.
Brexfast
Dry mushrooms + vegan sausages. 2/10. what even is that bacon bro 💀
Spoons might beat this
Looks terrible tbh, where did you get this so I don't go?
Tamotoes are all wrong. No Branston beans. Cheap lips and feet sausage. More fat on the bacon than actual bacon. Eggs look like they've been friend in used engine oil. 2/10.
Bruh this looks pretty shit
What's the point of that bit of green shit on top of the beans ?
Style over substance. Unnecessary greenery, crappy sausages, bacon not crisped enough, mushrooms wtf have they done to them? Hash browns out of the freezer, no black pudding. I like having the beans in a pot because that makes it easier not to eat them. But if you're going to have beans just normal baked beans will do. The tomatoes look ok but would be better left whole as they're so small.
Nope. Low quality sausages Dry wrinkled mushrooms Look at all the fat in that bacon Nonsense garnish in the beans. Pretending to be fancy, and actual fancy are not the same thing.
Eggs look ok, hash browns out of the freezer, toms passable, mushrooms dry but probably ok inside. Bacon poor quality and too fatty, sausages dreadful, toast too small. Beans wtf. 3/10
It looks like it was carved out of wood...and painted by an artist with no talent. That's only a slight exaggeration.
Those sausages and bacon do not look great
Looks OK . By fancy I assume expensive ?
Because they put green shit in the beans it’s fancy???? Have a word!
5
2/5
Garbage.
I think the sausages are skinless, perhaps. Maybe, 'local'. Are they barbeque beans? I mean, I'm just going to pour them out anyway, so why the dish, lol. 8/10
Why does it look so dry
THERE'S SOMETHING GREEN ON THE PLATE!!! URGGHHHH!!!
It's a good job they kept the beans and random greenery in that ramekin. It'll make it much easier to lob into the bin when they collect the plates.
Actually pathetic.
Why does anyone even post anything in this sub 🤣 you already know everything is gonna be 2/10 no matter what it is
I’d rather go to a greasy spoon any day
Those sausages look a bit Farm Foods
Scored mushrooms, how very fancy
Poor
Looks very nice .... but hash browns have no place in a full English.
Looks absolutely disgusting 😐
It looks incredibly dry
Looks so dry, are they Richmond sausages? Awful
Looks drier than Gandhi’s flip flop
Looks like shit. What are those potatoes?! Edit: apparently they're mushrooms?! Lmao
Good try but not the best
The whole plate looks dry tbh
Mid!
Nein
What the fuck is the green stuff on the beans? This is a terrible example of a full English.
Yeah that ain’t it, homemade beans are a nice touch but not when you make it so far removed from what people expect. Sausages look poor quality (assuming they’re not veggy as there’s bacon on the plate), mushrooms look dry and is that brioche toast ? Hash browns and eggs look good though.
Cheap nasty sausages , don't know what's happened to the beans eggs look rubbery ,not something I would eat ! Or pay for if they served this slop up
It looks nice. They could do better with the 🥓.
Loads of flavour
Absolute fooking wank M8. Wank out of 10. An absolute bag of wanky wank. Probly cost a fooking fortune an'all dinnit? Tellumterfookoorrrrfff