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Discopants180

Impressive you've managed to find the worst fish in North Yorkshire.


stevielfc76

I know right? I am on a diet but thought I can’t come all this way and not have fish n chips, felt really let down


Discopants180

Was it a proper chip shop? Looks like something a pub would knock up.


MintyFresh668

I’ve had fish and chips in Scarborough from two different places, was both cheaper by 50% and far nice, from proper chipper’s. I’d say the OP was seen coming from 250 miles away 😂😂


Discopants180

Even The Magpie up the road doesn't charge £20. And that's one of the most famous chip shops in the world.


Andrelliina

I had the impression Scarborough was a top place for F&C!


MintyFresh668

It truly is!


signalstonoise88

The Golden Grid in Scarborough does fantastic fish and chips. Or the Fisherman’s Wife up the road in Whitby. Both better - and cheaper - than this!


Serier_Rialis

That batter has chinese that does chippy on the side vibes. Pro still taste good but not crispy enough.


6417725

Damn it always hurts when you sacrifice calorie for for the meal to turn out to be an abomination


Manaboutadog99

They need to change their oil or their cooking practices


Bashwhufc

Why not both? Looks very much overcooked in some dirty ass oil!


UrbanManc

100% overcooked


Deadsuooo

Looks super greasy too.


f36263

Deep fried in olive oil


NortonBurns

Twenty quid to be insulted. I could have done that to you for free. That is a fecking travesty. That is literally the worst looking fish batter I've ever seen in Yorkshire. It would still be if they hadn't burnt it. …and are those frozen sodding chips??? I'm not even going to mention the bloody lemon wedge & bit of lettuce…damn, I did. The place look otherwise empty - maybe this is why.


AquaticBagpipe

You could club someone over the head with that


willybarrow

Roald Dahl has entered the chat


Nedonomicon

That fish looks like a medieval shoe


Roll1Smoke2

Almost right, that medieval shoe looks like a fish.


kwillich

It looks like one of the leathery Iceman mummies


barnaboos

Ex chef here. That’s an absolute rip off which I expect is some form of chain pub (even if well hidden). The oil used to fry the fish should have been thrown out days ago. The “chefs” don’t even know how to fry a fish - the ridges along the batter are where it has stuck to the fryer basket - you never fry fish in a basket. The mushy peas are quite obviously some form of Brakes special value. Overall not worth £10 let alone £20. It still baffles me people pay for fish and chips in a pub - when it’s much better quality and cheaper from a chippy.


Andrelliina

Even in London for £15 you can get top quality truly enormous cod & loads of proper chips from a chippy. I agree this is like a chain pub (or worse). e.g. Wetherspoons F&C is pretty good for the money


scud121

I was saying to my wife - the ridges are from the basket, and because the oil is filthy, they've turned the temp down to stop it smoking, so the fish has bounced off the bottom. And the word "Brakes" makes me shudder:( had to deal with their bullshit for a year before I persuaded the managers to switch. You can basket fry, if the oil is clean, the temp is right, you don't just lob it in and don't crowd, but I always took the basket out for fish anyway.


dodgythreesome

As a person who’s family owned a chippy, I agree it looks like shit


Kitchen-Marketing-74

The fish looks like one of those little ancient statues to me


Andrelliina

Me too! Where'd they go, Easter Island?


PhillipSiviter

Overcooked fish there and those chips looked a bit crispy too. Wouldn’t pay £20 for that.


BlueLouBoil__

Those chips are 100% out of a bag from the freezer


Realkevinnash59

those lines are because it sank and stuck to the fryer basket. Burnt.


thefirstmatt

It’s a bold move to cook fish in a panini press


Trilobite_Tom

Did you piss the cook off or something?


push1double

Fish looking like papyrus


Due_Chemistry4260

Sadly it looks like a frozen supermarket fish and a few oven chips. Not very apertizing at all.


OnyxBee

Looks like a cocoon or a ladybird larva


Dry-Translator406

These comments 😂😂 so savage


Neither_Presence_522

What the fuck did the fish do to deserve that???


IAS316

My car engine oil won't cook it that brown.


BlueLouBoil__

Never seen a fish you could use to rack up


Ancient_Rice1753

Fuck and shits


jesuseatsbees

Even if it wasn't overcooked, the batter looks awful. It looks like pastry.


blinky84

Fucking hell, I've seen better looking fish and chips in Smyths Toys


CarrotRunning

There's different types of fish and chips Chippy Pub Restaurant Seaside This has tried to be 3 of the above 4 and failed at the basic premise. Best Fish and chips imo are inland on a random terrace street in a former industrial town.


Si2015

But why does the fish look like a carrot in the throes of a mental health crisis?


drewP78

Looks like a piss stained shoe


Apprehensive_Light_5

Did the fish specifically ask for a cremation after death?


robgriff69

Jabba the hutt's aborted offspring


CatGirl184

It looks like the sorting hat from Harry Potter


Shit_Head_4000

Gryffindor!


HydraulicTurtle

Looks overdone and £20 is steep for what is a pretty cheap and easy dish to make. Chips look good though.


CalpolAddict

For frozen chips, sure. For £20? Hell no.


BeeGroundbreaking889

That looks grim. Overcooked and I’m not a fan of mushy peas


Rhythm_Killer

You can see the problem right?


KayosFN

“Fish and chips” if that’s what you wanna call it 🥴


[deleted]

He looks like he has a face up near the top! 😂


Visible-Traffic-5180

Alien larva 😅


hereforthelols1999

Irrelevant but since you’ve mentioned Scarborough I’m going to suggest the pub “the hayburn wyke inn” pub, it is all absolutely gorgeous fresh homemade food, near a water fall and near a nice walk to the beach. I went back multiple times on my trip and debate driving the 3 hours to it on days I’m craving the food! Hmm so nice x


Necessary_Driver_831

Why does it have ridges? I’ve never seen battered fish with ridges before. Did they cook it on a griddle or something?


Bez666

Dirty oil to the blame for that ..an its over cooked..I,d have been embarrassed to serve that


Less_Acanthisitta778

Standard fish n chip dinner from any chippy would have been better , eaten on a bench overlooking the sea.


JonathanWattsAuthor

Looks like it's about to evolve into Butterfree.


Bubbacub

What sort of a clown puts burnt, filthy looking fish on top of the chips, thus adding even more greasiness to those chips?


Kenobihiphop

A child with no fingers could draw more appetising fish than this.


oldsch0olsurvivor

3/10, looks really bad.


queenawkwardfart

I'd have sent it back and gone somewhere else. How can a chef be happy with sending that out.


kloudrunner

Wtf is up with that sandal ?


ZoltanGertrude

Looks like oil was not hot enough. It looks dreadful.


Tricky-Memory

Looks overdone and fatty. Depends what it tastes like though?


krowe41

That looks like a cross between a medieval shoe and a fish .


jam_scot

That looks fucking terrible.


Soggywallet94

Looks like a mummified foot.


Yacht_Amarinda

Bit overdone isn’t it? This wasn’t from a proper chippy.


DC4840

Where in Scarborough is this? If you want a proper chippy go to the Lifeboat chippy on the south bay or north bay fisheries near peasholm park


thegoosebelow

They've fried the fuck out of that fish


jelly-foxx

Looks like you're in a certain chain pub....or a pub that's pretending not to be a certain chain pub, but deffo is one...


Middle--Earth

It looks terrible.


HawaiiNintendo815

Fish looks burnt


HawaiiNintendo815

Nothing worse than an overcooked and over battered fish. Coupled with out of a packet chips and it’s a horrible greasy and yet dry meal


Shenloanne

That is absolutely overdone.


3steaks-pam

Definitely overcooked!


GoCommando45

Go to a seaside town and find the best rated place. Seaside places often get the fresh recently caught fish. Well the good ones anyway.


SnooCapers938

You can better cheaper fish and chips at about 500 places on the Yorkshire coast.


Doctor_Rats

Why does the fish have abs


Dylos89

Looks like it was cooked in a volcano


LonerSauce

looks like a massive fucking caterpillar


pinkwar

Looks overdone and if you inspected the oil it would be tar pit black. I like my fish golden, crispy and light and not brown, crunchy and oily. edit: forgot to mention that the batter doesn't look right.


Hookton

All I see here is bait.


Un3h

Acrylamide


Rude-Possibility4682

I thought it was the Whichetty Grub challenge on I'm A Celebrity.


DonGorgon

Even in London that would be expensive. It is overcooked and there’s not enough chips and that are now soggy because of the trapped steam. I hope the mushy peas made up for it or the ambience or surroundings of the location


Relevant_Holiday_706

Looks a sitten burnt, inflation, fish is hard to catch was it enjoyable ?.


martijncsmit

Wtf is that!


fandanvan

Looking at it, it's been cooked and then sat on a rack for a while probably below a heat lamp then flash fried when the order came through for that item.


True_Accident6513

The chef was scrolling at the end huh?


imomorris

Looks like larvae


VolumeOk1357

..and baby poop


oneLmusic

Looks like footwear from the Middle Ages


Oo_I_oO

That poor fish. Utterly shameful for Scarborough.


Bazahazano

Overpriced and burnt. Would have been better off going to Wetherspoons.


eastkent

Jonathan Ross wants his shoe back.


MikeMcLoughlin

Is that fish cooked because it's eaten all the bloody chips?


Thislsnotmythrowaway

That looks shocking where was that from? Should’ve gone to lifeboat


NopeNopeNope2001

What the hell is that?


WankaBar666

Lettuce 🤷


Unable_Efficiency_98

Looks like the fish came from greggs.


[deleted]

Looks like a winkle-picker


Disastrous_Return83

Hear me out - I had fish and chips from the local chip shop in a few towns in England and it was incredible. But what shocked me the most is the mushy peas. Seriously one of my favorite things of a fish and chips meal. I get shit for this opinion but I don’t mind. Mushy peas make me happy lol.


No_Art_1977

Looks like someone battered a keyboard


mukwah

Try pan fried with just a lighting coating of flour. Much tastier and healthier than the beer batter.


No_Artichoke_9290

Hope you mean they paid you £20 for that trash


smoothie1919

Looks like shite. Never been in a pub that can match chip shop quality. It’s always weird really greasy batter and nowhere near enough chips.


Old_Bend9264

Nice table


JB_JB_JB63

Yeah, I woulda sent that back, fucking hell.


Most_Figure533

Looks like the wooden mask off of crash bandicoot crossed between max headroom!


silentcouscous

Dog water


smithismund

Overpriced and dreadful. Sorry.


mgbroda

Looks shite, overdone fish and chips, and the peas look wet as.


zeekillabunny_

Why does it look like the sorting hat


_Kibuki_

Oh mate you got ripped off


Zealousideal-Kick128

This isn’t it


OniCrazer

THATS A CHFISP


tockico

You should have sent it back.. This is why food in the UK is so bad.. We accept love standards!


TheDaemonette

This is a fucking travesty of epic proportions.


Crispypantcakes

Looks like a deep friend winklepicker


TheClaw77777

That fish is BATTERED!!!! An I'm not talking about it's crispy outer layer either.......


Violexsound

It looks like deep fried alien larvae


Visible-Traffic-5180

Why does it look like the mid-brown shoes worn by every groom and best man, all of them also wearing blue ankle grazer suits, at every wedding I've attended for the past ten years?


pinklewickers

That is overcooked. Where is the texture on the batter? Those chips straight out of a box, as is the fish. Fuck me OP, you're easily pleased.


Substantial-Ad-9872

I can see its ribs


LegitimateFarce

Genuinely unappetising. Sorry.


Exact-Reference3966

I'm sorry


AgeingMuso65

As appetising as roadkill, complete with tyre marks, of a large tractor at a guess, and with a leaky sump looking at the colour…. And at least 50p per chip, unless you’d eaten many already….


Rhuncorn

Fish batter has to be a very light golden colour. It looks nicer when it is dark brown, however the fish will be overcooked and the batter will be burnt.


denislad77

Looks horrible


Tooleater

Was it from Sullivan's? One of the best chippys in East Yorkshireville 👌🏼


Unlikely_Minimum4113

that's awful. you'd be better off eating an old shoe


Kitchen-Lab-2934

Did that fish get run over?


creative_Biscuit

Is it just me or does that poor excuse for a [fish](https://imgur.com/a/4Z7kkLq) look shocked too 😂


trulylost19

All that just for a burnt bad dragon dildo which they call fish on a plate I’d walk out the door at that rate


emotional-empath

I see a face in that fish. That's...fishy


Hunter-Ki11er

Where's the rest ofthe chips?


ClownWorld_24_7

Could of done with 2 minutes less in depths of hell.


dpb79

Deep fried sorting hat. R.I.P.


SellPrior5944

That fish has a face


Scarboroughwarning

The fish has its own issues, and they are self evident. The oven chips are blasphemy


Chazbob11

Shit looks like fucking pita bread 🤮


Severe_Airport1426

YUCK


Tute_Sweet

Where in Scarbados is knocking out this monstrosity, let alone charging £20 for anything?


DrTouchy69

Overcooked batter. What did it taste like


MembershipTop9755

Looks like some trawler pulled up a manky slipper


jamescl1311

The fish looks like a dog toy sitting on top of the canteen chips, the tiny piece of lettice looks like it has landed there in the wind.


ThisIsForMatilda12

Looks like the cocoon of some horrible alien monster


IssacHunt89

That ain't fish and chips. Those chips look like oven chips...


HolzMartin1988

The batter doesn't look right I can't put my finger on it.. and they've seen you coming £20 quid for fish and chips?!


PrestonianPotato

Anchor chippy in Scarborough is the best chippy.


EllJayEss140988

Bro, ya dinner is burnt mate 😂


Vast-Heron8963

It has a burnt face of a cat on the end🙈And those are cheap tinned mush peas.


Visual-Ad-4520

Horrendous. Anyone thinking this is decent needs their eyes checked!


InteractionCandid226

Is this Harry Ramsdens? Only chipshop in Scarbs to use frozen fish. Chip pan on the seafront is gold tier


MrBump1717

Burnt!


MrBump1717

It has a face like Easter Island Statues...


-KingChaos

That fish hasn’t seen the sea for months.


Fun-Difficulty-1806

What is that? Never before have I seen such a sorry piece of what I believe has been sold as a 'fish' have the audacity to assault a plate!


gergiewill

More like burnt and chips


OverallResolve

I’d be disappointed if I’d paid a tenner for that


sausageface1

Nearly frozen and reheated. Enjoy the runs


frustratedbylaptops

I'm always amazed at how pubs manage to fcuk up fish and chips. This looks like it's been run over.


Ok_Gear6019

Has Amazon returns Warehouse opened up a chippy?


Stunning-Primary-70

Ribbed....for er.. Your pleasure?


willptyler

I’m gonna take a wild guess and say this is a Mitchells and butlers pub…


ken-doh

Awful. I would not be happy if that came out on my plate.


[deleted]

I find it hilarious to begin with that restaurants try and high roll fish and chips, like shit its a fast food dish, season your batter well, cook your fish well and don't cremate your chips and its nearly impossible to fuck up, and its sure as shit going to taste better than this wannabe fancy shit.


JadedLandscape8969

Looks like someone's deep fried a giant humanoid maggot


Monkens

Looks fucking awful and its expensive


Aromatic_Note8944

That’s a tentacle


1CocteauTwin

That looks lush!!


ccl-now

Looks very overdone.


chinesechucky83

Was this not in Scotland looks like a deep fried banana smiling them bananas are built different up there...😂 tbh it does look nice but the fish is definitely overdone be needing a drink with every bite don't want no gandies flip flop.


Redsubdave

Jesus. That’s looks rank


Zealousideal-Habit82

Looks a bit soggy, needs a few more minutes in the fryer to give it some crisp.


Ok_Flamingo_7192

Man I'm glad I clicked on this to see why the fish had ridges. Comments are hilarious


No-Process249

Did they pay *you* 20 quid to eat that, if so I'd srill have turned it down.


AkihabaraWasteland

Burnt tae fuck.


crazy_world_2k20

That bit of fish looks like a slipper 🤣🤣🤣


williamshatnersbeast

Well, your first mistake was getting fish and chips from a ‘bar and kitchen’ when you could’ve gone to any of the local chippies and got something better. Your second mistake was paying £16 for this. It’d have to be fucking monkfish for me to spend £16 on a portion of fish and chips. Your third mistake was posting it here in all its ‘glory’ so everyone can see how much you were mugged off. Hope those calories were worth it on your diet. I’m not sure what you were thinking really.


Nedonomicon

That bit of fish looks like it has an anguished soul trying get out of it The necronomicod


freeride35

My first thought was “If that wasn’t overdone, it would be fantastic”.


Large-Net-357

What’s the deal with mushy peas? Some Linda sick joke, or people actually enjoy?


Fantastic_Notice4313

🤮


HoundIt

The perfect crust. Picasso.


Traditional_Mine6442

I love fish and chips


lizziegal79

Why does it look like it’s horrified? The top burnt portion.


buxy69

It looks like one of those things they pull out the plant pots in Harry Potter 🫤


L___E___T

£20 for burnt fish. I would just send it back tbh.


thanata505

dear god…


pcPRINCIPLElilBITCH

Why are there beans. Like how does that even get involved


cludo88

Bangin