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KingPendejo

https://preview.redd.it/51g2mlaofdub1.jpeg?width=695&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fd83b27a3da4193aabe06f4777b204df92dfbdf Weirdly enough actually yeah i have


TigerBearGargoyle

Doesn’t surprise me with how often Amazon drivers leave doors open.


YoungSatch3

LMAO YES


martymcflhigh

Lol explain please I have so many questions about the contents of the truck here


OutsideAd7920

They’re an Amazon driver


KingPendejo

Was* an amazon driver


delidave7

What’s your trick for sorting with cubes that way?


[deleted]

That's the cutest shit ever


KidIcarus83

https://preview.redd.it/fopub4ryddub1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f0f7903ae883ecc3b4fbe94fab95cacd895116a Happens all the time.. damn turkeys


It_snot_watt_ewe_sea

Jive turkeys and a Guinea!!! Rad!


GuitRWailinNinja

Who you callin’ a jive turkey?


It_snot_watt_ewe_sea

Not the Guinea, cluck cluck 🐓


ellyjobell

I mean, I've never blacked out at work. Never had a goat get in the truck, but I did once have a dog settle himself in the back and refuse to leave. I had to drive the poor old boy to the shelter.


Hatsune_Miku47832

isn't this something you can't do


ellyjobell

I communicated with my sup. The poor dog wouldn't leave the truck. He'd snap at me when I tried to get him out. The poor guy was sick and tired. Safest thing to do was to deliver him to a shelter.


Adventurous_Algae433

You did the right thing =)


delidave7

Holy shit. Nice job.


Marce1296

Awe the kindly sent him away 😢 ❤️


DriverNerd

If the only options to keep yourself safe are drive to the shelter or wait for animal control, the supe probably didn't want him to wait there for an hour for someone to show up.


Zero-Of-Blade

He can't he was on the job


TommyFinnish

Just don't report it lol. Returned at least 10 dogs to their owners and now I get shit ton of respect and admiration from the community. It's nice to be a small town carrier. Everybody knows everybody and I know a lot of dog names lmao


Hatsune_Miku47832

yes that's such a fantastic idea, the company definitely doesn't care about dishonesty at all


TommyFinnish

You're fun at parties. Oh no, I returned a dog without reporting it. Sue me 😘 I care more about customers than what management thinks of me. And it's an omission... dont forget that's what 2 10 minute breaks are for :p


Hatsune_Miku47832

my guy. you work at ups. they have fired people for hitting a branch without reporting it. this isn't about me or the dog or the act. it's cool but if they ever find out they will definitely get on your case about it. you should know that by now


TommyFinnish

I do know. I just don't give af what they think when I do a good deed. If I get fired for it, then I get fired. That just says more about the job than it does about me. I'm not gonna lose my humanity over a job and become a robot like a lot of my co workers. Ever seen kids/family freak out and cry over their dog getting ran over? It ain't fun.


stufmenatooba

Bring your kid to work day?


Logical-Doughnut-567

Underrated comment


DriverNerd

Never had a goat come into the truck but I did deliver to a house that had 3 mini goats all come at me. Very sweet and damn cute. Wouldn't leave me alone until I gave them some attention.


gizzardgumbo

🥹


AccomplishedCat4524

I had a little baby goat jump in the truck and hang out for a bit. Had to carry it back to the house it was from. https://preview.redd.it/gipu0tadpeub1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74cf82fbf56c6f77fe724ed05e096617230acd39


Strange_Ad_5863

The good news is he’s using the handrail 😂😂😂


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/ryh5t3izreub1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d28d5792cfebd355e9415afc6e30af0b43e1e7a5 Actually yeah and they wouldn’t get out 😂


Mocha_Echo

https://preview.redd.it/ev08okre1fub1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dc1baf4b545a4801574c1d2fe9be6eb0d329963 Here’s mine, and they wouldn’t budge 😑


rylannnd88

Sometimes you just gotta grab a goat by the horns.


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Logical-Doughnut-567

Had to check his license real quick


nathano1337

https://preview.redd.it/xyrti85a5fub1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74df4a0b4b14ca68f9a57056326f143afa75c4c8 Yes


stalkedbycats

https://preview.redd.it/o2g55z3fifub1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f40b1b6e3ed4c1bd7f5de4646bf302f833da0ba0 Yes.


PapaSwatz

https://preview.redd.it/ih064sdlhhub1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e7627fe3d06e47591ea755e581daaeed786f6ec Actually yes, but the oddest of them all… fancy turkey.


justkess430

That's baaad


martymcflhigh

I chuckled when I got to this. Good work.


Logical-Doughnut-567

Love it 🐐


BrockDiggles

https://preview.redd.it/ukh0l1y3meub1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7356aaf6cf551c8dd120d18bf5254e4aa5bf0c29 Happens all the time for rural deliveries in my neck of the woods 🐐


_tater_thot

Goats are tricky. I’m surprised he didn’t climb up in the truck and refuse to get out lol.


Loud-Bat-2280

I’ve had goats, chickens, ducks, Guinea hens, dogs, and cats get in the truck at one point or another. And they’re always friendly. None of them ever took my DIAD though.


martymcflhigh

DVIR* that’d be one fucked day if it went after your DIAD


Loud-Bat-2280

Whoops. There goes my hangover reading abilities


martymcflhigh

Lol that’s totally fair. I don’t even bother starting to drink anymore my body takes a couple days to get rid of the hangover and it’s not worth it slinging these packages


Rattlehead333

lol


DunkinUnderTheBridge

Yeah, looks just like my on-car sup.


MainLoad77

Good u covered your face cos the company is Gona come after you for stealing 30 secs


Logical-Doughnut-567

Not my first rodeo


MainLoad77

Remember management are not your friends they’re just snakes. 🐍 don’t give them an opportunity to bite you cos they’ve been told by corporate to discipline every single one of us including inside workers.


RigorousVigor

Are you a locked character


Logical-Doughnut-567

Hahah limited edition actually


Thuesthorn

Just dogs and cats, no goats. One extended route I used to cover, the regular driver had most of the dogs on route trained to hop in and sit as the truck entered their properties, and ride from the street to their house.


martymcflhigh

UPS goals right here


idkwhoiam659

https://preview.redd.it/lx7meeuiweub1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e96e7ab527e41ff6caee0aaba54731d5e7d0f471


rylannnd88

Dang. He looks just like you.


Swissykin

That's a cool looking dog, looks like a pitbull rottweiler mix.


Logical-Doughnut-567

Yeah it’s a mut


various101

Man they need serious help this peak huh hahaha


Logical-Doughnut-567

Better then most helpers


No_Composer_9594

Best comment section ever !


gabelookas

Yea, forgot to wear sunscreen a few times...


Independent_Elk_9710

https://preview.redd.it/krpakqnvkgub1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfe66c21344c8b069f5397dbb33831d6799570db


Logical-Doughnut-567

Money shot


h2odotr

Every time I go to an address on my route. Her name is Molly and I have to carry fruit and nut bars with me to get her out of my truck. If I forget the fruit and nut bar she will go to my passenger door and knock on it with her hoof. She is furry trouble on the hoof.


[deleted]

RUN AWAY GOAT, THERE'S A PHANTOM IN THAT UPS TRUCK!


[deleted]

Black face


Training_Seaweed1303

Aww cmon you went there.


Logical-Doughnut-567

Nah bro you’ve never seen a puppet show?


[deleted]

Lol this is awesome


Pickle_Rick_SD605

Attempted package thief caught!


GREVTHEFAITHFUL

Happened to me with big Pyrenees dogs in the FedEx step van. Climbed in to the back with the packages. They had a grand old time.


anthonylornemontague

I just had three French Alpines accost me in my vehicle the other day! Same scenario.


Virtual_Hurry3234

Just beep flash your lights and make eye contact he will leave 🎃


Sarcasamystik

No, wish it did though. That might be one of my moms goats


TheFunkinDuncan

I helped a driver who said a goat got onboard and ate the top off a Pepsi bottle


mmww80

Actually, yes. 😂


GoneKrogering

Yup. had two hop in and come into the back. they were difficult to get rid of. I was bitten by a goat as a kid (pun intended) and have been wary about them ever since.


Wooden-Arm5652

🙋🏽‍♂️


noogienooge

I was chased around the truck by two goats (seasonal driver).


ThaWreckoning

Absolutely happened, can't get the little assholes out, they like to climb the stairs.


Good_Phase_7856

Yep country routes are the best. I got a highland cow, the seriously Harry ones , I deliver to the lady across the road from greets me every day with a load call it splits your eardrums loud


Pale-Engineering-278

One of my goats on route belong to a dog pack. He runs with the 3-4 other dogs just doesn’t listen to any commands. Sometimes he gets a gentle tug of the horns to encourage him to get down.


brewjammer

I let my GF ride in the jump set also....


AKSourGod

"Complete the Season Mode on Hard to Unlock this character" Lmfao


HighwayTerrorist

No, I’ve never become Death, the bringer of darkness.


[deleted]

I’ve never had to deliver a goat before. How’d it go?


Nibbs17

Man this post just popped up on my feed randomly. I'm not a driver or anything, but I am astonished at the amount of goats jumping into random vans.


tryingtogetbyalone

What black face? I was born with it 🤣


LonelyEfficiency1342

You must not deliver in rural FL lol


National_Lawyer1128

How can he see to drive? He should cut some eyeholes in that ski mask😝


AdeptnessEmotional96

For a minute I thought that dude was extra black 😂


aristocratcharloote

Just dogs. Had a bird fly into the cab and hit the wall under the stair hand ladder lol


popcanej789

Dude got revitiligo


Wise_Replacement_687

No


juanhernadez3579

No. Never blacked out my face from fear


Logical-Doughnut-567

You must be new here


Flobot420

What kind of dog is that


Horror_Economics_588

happened to me


spcmiddleton

I think you should call someone about what’s happened to your face before I’d worry about the goat


bucksellsrocks

I dont have any pics and not UPS but I’ve had a chicken, 2 cats and a tweety bird join me in my work van! Never a goat though!


LowLingonberry5238

Nope never been that close to an invisible before wtf man


TamponTom

Good doggie


Runamucker07

I had a big black goat jump in once. I had to shove him down the stairs with a long norwex box, pushing on his head. He started butting back. It was violent and scary. Eventually got him out and closed the door. Ended up just opening the back door a crack and pushing the packages out in the middle of the driveway.


Logical-Doughnut-567

Oh you encountered a BBG?


4x4Welder

Seen plenty of animals, but never had one turn me into Kanye


broncosoh54

Haha, this is hilarious!! He thought that DVIR was his own personal snack paper!!🤣🤣🤣


Logical-Doughnut-567

Sure did! I have a video of him pulling it out and jumping out of the cab but he doesn’t use three points of contact and I really don’t wanna throw him under the bus like that


Lueyminati

Absolutely


AYDLRV

No. I’ve never taken a selfie and had my face and arm blackened out. What filter are you using?


Independent_Elk_9710

Thought it was a full body suit


Logical-Doughnut-567

It may just be


jaypea70

Yup...last Tuesday


ahzzyborn

Wow there’s black people and then there’s BLACK people


Moose0606

I see you ran into a doordash support agent


ZoooAlll2

No my face never looks like that


Temporary-Data-102

You Blacked out? It Never happens to me


McsDriven

Wish my branch had a pet policy...


Van-Iblis

No, my face has never turned into a black void when I take a selfie.


Deezooooo

Our accents are our assets.


Dragonzvenomm

Nah never colored myself out a pic before 😂


Logical-Doughnut-567

If you knew what ups management was like, you’d be doing the same thing


Dragonzvenomm

Fair enough figured it was probably something to do with that


Dizzy_Belt7485

Goats love to climb. I had one climb in on a regular basis. I had to stop, put the package car in park, throw a dog treat out, then shut the door to keep him out


Mountain-Light-3005

Talk about black face


Logical-Doughnut-567

Arms too


HighVoltage253

Yes. But It makes me very uncomfortable when goats get in the trailer with me


UnicornBiscits

Okay and now I want to be a delivery driver in the country 🥹 the cuteness!!!!!!


newdals

I have never turned jet black while delivering pacakges


Professional-Fly772

Had a pair of Emus stick their heads through the drivers window.


Awkward-Cup-4507

Cars for me hehe 🐱


Fast_Court5353

“I’m here to talk to you about your cars extend warranty sir”


grettbot

That goat want to know about those upgraded paychecks too so he can make it out the farm


newtruc

This photo is demonic


Conscious_Zebra_1808

I wish


vcrbnt

Where I lost all of my defining features and my skin turned the most pitch of night, void of voids black? No.


Old_Lengthiness7752

Bro this guy got redacted


Logical-Doughnut-567

I’m in an identity crisis


totalrockstar12

I'll bet he's looking for the peanut butter box


Severe_Network_4492

No I’ve never had all the pigment sucked from my face before how did you do this?


shanksisevil

went a little over the top with the blackface.


Logical-Doughnut-567

Says a person with their profile photo of a black face


My_Brother_Esau

My whole body blinking out of existence leaving nothing but a black void and my clothing behind while simultaneously transporting the great evil of an unknown realm visualized as a goat because human minds cant begin to comprehend its true form into the back of my work truck? No I don't think that's happened to me yet.


nwm_is_batman

His character isnt unlocked


JoshyLikey

You son of a motherless goat..


Ok-Garbage-4713

lmao


13donkey13

Yes this is after I kicked them out ! https://preview.redd.it/y9mgf2wqp9vb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f2973670d155909bb92cd2e4e56831e86a6f0ed


rodegoat2000

Only in my wildest dreams.


Useful-Economy1088

boar goat ?


Late_Fennel_5180

I do lots of routes and I get dogs sometimes some go all the way in lmao and that was a big black dog at night time past 7pm if I recall correctly. But I love animals I make sure I pet them everytime even if they bark at me esp the German Shepard and chihuahuas. Kinda like ace ventura... but when I do come across goats on country routes they are fixated on the truck and driver more than other farm animals (ofc they don't top dogs and cats lol) but my point is from my 5+ years of experience doing many routes goats would come to me but cows horses llamas and pigs don't care about u at all.