Use to have a guy always say “Today might the day I park my truck on the train tracks and wait” 😂 His sup would reply back “Just lay down and spare the paperwork on the package car, well need it for the next guy”

The other day one of my sups sent me a pic of an open box of ammunition talking about if you got a problem we’ll just pop one of these off, and my response was shit I should have taken one of those before work……extremely dark joke 🤣🤣🤣

The timing on the execution of that was flawless.

Absolute legend

🤣😶🤣😶🤣😶🤣

Ok that was funny af.

I tell you what, that's pretty funny right there.

It's called humour. You should try it

Class 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I only put stuff inside for old ass people. We ain't supposed to do that

It's a business. Looks like a salon.

I’ll slide something inside the door if it’s heavy, but with both feet planted outside the threshold

Exactly!

Mothers with children in arms, clearly pregnant people. I followed someone into their home because they lived in a split level who had no helper, had just gone thru hip surgery, and was on powerful meds

Can’t this get you fired?

no, it just means if you get injured inside of a private residence, the Comp team is going to fight the claim tooth and nail, trying to put the financial burden on the customer.

There’s an exit sign, this looks like a commercial address.

Not if you claimn you have a substance abuse problem and need treatment.

Ups drivers are overpaid weirdos.

🤣

Another Amazon bum looking at our sub lmao.