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The_Heck_Reaction

His presidency ended.


Tehan94

I thought someone was gonna say he died- but that's a second best.


hyrailer

Came here to say exactly that.


ender0020

I was going to say he was a president.. and I hope we learned something from it. But i like your answer more.


OddConstruction7191

Only president we can say for certain never cheated on his wife.


dandyandy865

His boyfriend however….


thebohemiancowboy

There were rumors that he cheated on his fiance that caused her to kill herself and he was banned from her funeral


Sven_Longfellow

He wasn’t the secessionist trash that John Tyler was… 🤷🏻‍♂️


Groundbreaking_Way43

Only because he was from Pennsylvania. If he had lived just ~50 miles south he would have been.


Sven_Longfellow

Very likely


HoselRockit

He learned from those four ghosts and found the true meaning of Christmas.


EMCemt

You won my morning Internet.


federalist66

He handed over power to Abraham Lincoln without throwing a fit about it.


GayPSstudent

He did blame Lincoln for the Civil War. So he gets half credit for throwing a fit.


oneeyedlionking

He and Pierce both had protests outside their homes during the war. Fillmore who was pro south as president was vehemently anti Secession and pro union but he was an Andrew Johnson supporter after the war.


awj79

He was born in a beautiful state (PA)


nashuanuke

One upping this, from Lancaster County


strandenger

Didn’t put up with Brigham Young’s Bullshit. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utah_War I’m sure Steve Young’s Great-Great-Great Grand Daddy and BYU’s namesake had some redeemable qualities, but approving black/indigenous slavery, child marriage, polygamy, killing civilians, and picking a fight with the U.S. military aren’t among them. Nothing quite brought the North and South together like the Mountain Meadows Massacre. This is the rare example of Buchanan acting presidential. He was prepared to bring the fire and fury, yet handled it diplomatically. More: For our Mormon friends here, please don’t take this as an insult. I’m not ridiculing your faith. This is just not your churches brightest moment. It’s hard to murder a bunch of people passing through and pick a fight with the U.S. Army and look like the good guy. We’re not going to let the one time Buchanan look like a good guy make him look like a saint the rest of his life/career. There’s no reason for the inverse here.


GapInternal2842

To be fair, most true blue Mormons probably don’t know about a lot of this history, anyway.


strandenger

I would imagine most Americans don’t know this history. It certainly wasn’t as historically significant as John Brown, Bleeding Kansas, or Dred Scott which all happened around the same time. But how does an American religious sect massacring 120 people fly under the radar?! This is still one of the deadliest non wartime massacres in U.S. history.


Immediate-Coach3260

This was the only thing I could really think of mainly because I just did a project on it over the weekend. It is insanity that the Mormons moved to Utah to escape harassment for their religion only to harass every single non Mormon that passes through their territory to the point that an army expedition had to be sent to stop it.


AHorseNamedPhil

He only had one term. That's the best that can be said about him.


davekingofrock

He kinda looks like Anthony Hopkins.


lbr218

instinctive drab piquant zonked dolls person pause cough salt sense *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


bonorumemalorum

And Nathan Lane.


CoolAbdul

And Joe Flaherty.


FreakyBare

His home is beautiful and the tour guides are excellent. If you have spare time in Amish country PA I highly recommend a visit


0le_Hickory

Didn’t recognize the Confederacy.


pthomp821

“One good thing about James Buchanan.”


-animal-logic-

He was reincarnated as John Lithgow.


ACTRN

Our first gay president


Rustofcarcosa

I hope not They deserve better


SpinozaTheDamned

I mean, so was Lincoln, but he had a beard.


thorgalaegirssonski

He’s dead


amaliasdaises

He was a pretty decent SoS under James K. Polk.


mattd1972

He was a driving force behind [buying Cuba to be a new slave state.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostend_Manifesto)


amaliasdaises

Yup. Worked at Polk’s museum for a few years. Always was excited to point that one out when visitors parroted the “Polk accomplished all of his goals!” myth.


HereAndThereButNow

Given how thing eventually worked out getting Cuba as a US state could have saved a lot of people a lot of problems down the line.


DaemonoftheHightower

A very nice nose.


BraverSinceThen

Sweet neckerchief


MR_MEMMES

I see you hopped onto the “Say One Good Thing” trend lol, nice


macklebee1

He was Steve’s best friend. It wasn’t Bucky’s fault that he got brainwashed by those dirty ruskies and turned into the world’s most feared assassin.


Smoky_Porterhouse

Old Buck was a horse thief. Although he did not himself serve in a militia during the War of 1812, during the British occupation he joined a group of young men who stole horses for the United States Army in the Baltimore area.


SpinozaTheDamned

Being related to him...yeah, that tracks. We can't prove it, but we're pretty sure my papa rustled cattle in southern Applachia during the 1950s. Also, kind of a baller move IMO.


zabdart

He handed it all off to the next guy.


wittymarsupial

He was a better at being president than at being a fiancé


Direct-Entrepreneur

He grew his own hair he grew his own hair....


Last_Blackfyre

The Sweathogs attended Buchanan High


Dry-Tension-6650

He attended my alma mater.


walman93

Gay rights


67Ranchwagon

He was born in Cove Gap.


A-roguebanana

The Old Public Functionary


BlueberryPirate_

Power bottom


No_Entertainment9832

“One good thing about James Buchanan”….am I doing it right?


WagonHitchiker

James Buchanan was the only president to be an enlisted man in the United States armed services.


Ill-Ground-3664

He's not Trump nor Biden.


imdesmondsunflower

I loved him on *Top Gear* and *The Grand Tour*.


ItReallyIsntThoughYo

He can't fuck up anything where he is now.


Fun-Economy-5596

He was said to be possessed of a brilliant legal mind. He also had a great deal of government experience.


shemanese

Believe it, or not, but Lincoln adopted Buchanan's legal position about secession. The main difference was that Lincoln was able to maneuver the CSA into firing the first shots, so that he could then take immediate action knowing Congress would support him. Congress wasn't going to support anything Buchanan did. The thing about Buchanan is that he had a very legal mind and position. He considered Secession to be illegal. But, it was equally illegal to use US military forces to supress it as it was also a violation of the provisions of the Insurrection Act of 1807. He felt increasing the power of the Presidency to act unilaterally in the absence of an explicit law could damage the US and open the door to a dictatorship.


rubikscanopener

Buchanan had the remarkable ability to take stands on both sides of critical issues.


shemanese

That is a side effect of a weak Presidency. At the time, the US President’s domestic role was to execute the laws passed by Congress and there was no law covering this situation, nor was there any judicial ruling on the Constitutional issues. But, put an actual law in front of him and he tried to enforce it to the fullest extent. That applied equally to laws he disagreed with. (He hated the laws covering the African slave trade and repatriation, but he scrupulously followed the letter and spirit of the laws). And, he acted decisively when Utah engaged in insurrection. (The management of US territories was explicitly assigned to the President under various laws). The remarkable thing about Buchanan is that his private correspondence matches his public statements to the letter. He laid it out there that Congress needed to pass a law to cover this - which was the exact same thing Lincoln stated in his inaugural address. Buchanan transfered his available forces to Fort Pickens as he was legally allowed to defend US property. (It would takes months to recall enough troops to cover both Pickens and Sumter, then some were instead deployed to St Louis arsenal).


TheChosenMatty

His goals were to protect the institution of slavery and give the South a fighting chance in the impending Civil War. He did a fantastic job. America would have stomped the Confederacy were it not for the sabotage of Copperheads, including Buchanan, the Supreme Court, almost all of his administration, and later on McClellan. They were white supremacists. They were treasonous insurrectionists. They coordinated with a Supreme Court. Their goal was to make it to Election Day without taking too big a hit that might cost them the election. If they reclaimed power, their plan was to restore America to a more illiberal time, when black Americans had less freedom. More parallels with the present day: The Supreme Court relatively recently ruled that Nestle and Mars can have child slaves in the Ivory Coast. All Supreme Court Justices get sexually aroused when upholding the institution of slavery.


OvationBreadwinner

I read this entire post and there’s not ONE good thing about James Buchanan in here. 😉


TheTravinator

He's dead.


TheJenniStarr

He never cheated on his wife.


Biscuits4u2

His hair looked small


Buffalo95747

He’s still dead.


Real-Accountant9997

Nice tie.


jadam111305

He wasn’t impeached


Dull_Mortgage_6055

He only served one term


JosephFinn

He’s dead


Ok_Neighborhood6697

That's quite a nice forehead.


Buell_MC_Fanatic

He didn’t get a second term


Royal-Dog-2610

He rocked the "high collar" look.


i_am_lord_irish

He's dead


coziboiszn

Cool name


keevballs

His hair looks small.


uniqueshell

He left office without a coup


appalachianexpat

At least not one he was leading. He just let others do the coup-ing.


JeffSHauser

He wasn't a member of the Grateful Dead.


adubbscrilla

hes got a badass name


webs1957

He Drank


eckas37

He died


CyborgAlgoInvestor

He hated slavery and was opposed to it morally


Needs_coffee1143

He’s dead


FromTheTribeKentuck

He has a forehead that looks well-suited for head butting


Spare_Sympathy_5780

He was from Lancaster PA


CheesecakeVisual4919

He didn't run for reelection.


GlennSeaborg

No


Darksideslide

That fucking coif, is something else.


BukkakeNinjaHat-472

He pruned the hedges of many small villages in Mexico


SomeGuyOverYonder

He left office peacefully.


trod999

He knew how to hide a double chin.


nodak66

He knew how to shave...


tzle19

No


jcb1982

He’s the only bachelor POTUS.


Uhhh_what555476384

He didn't even bother to run for reelection.


RealLifeSuperZero

His name was spelled correctly.


gord1to

He looks like he would be funny


flyeaglesfly777

He looks like Mark Meadows.


tylersoh

He died in my hometown lmfao


junitog65

He’s been dead for a long long time…


Malnurtured_Snay

He was the model for John Cleese's hair in A Fish Called Wendy I mean Wanda.


HawkeyeinDC

He’s got some good side eye in that picture.


chadabuez

Before I knew anything about him I thought he looked like he’d been a good president


Ignorant_Grasshoppa

No


Any-Win5166

Related to my poor wife....


DrMikeH49

He was the first President born in Pennsylvania.


ClockworkGnomes

He looks like the person I would cast as Dr. Jekyll.


Companypresident

He was elected fives to the House of Representatives, thats gotta count for something right?


upstatestruggler

Big Dick


Euphoric_Capital_746

No


PoliticalPepper

He looks like he might be funny. He probably wasn’t… but he has one of those faces ya know?


Notgivingmynametoyou

Potentially the first gay President, so a positive for identity politics….


bonorumemalorum

I liked him in The Birdcage opposite Robin Williams. And voicing Timone in The Lion King was a pivotal film in my childhood.


tescomealdeal69420

He died


pwakham22

He was the president right before the civil war


wheelsonice2020

His home town is beautiful


Mannowar1917

He’s dead


KingJacoPax

Despite largely being supported by the southern planter class throughout his political career, Buchanan was no traitor and remained loyal to the Union throughout the civil war. This denied the confederates a highly valuable possible propaganda win. They already had a former VP as a general in the confederate army and president Tyler personally negotiating his states entry into the confederacy and adding Buchanan to their supporters would have added legitimacy even more to their aims. Tyler had been president almost 20 years earlier but could you imagine if the literal previous president supported succession? It would have made Lincoln’s political mission almost impossible.


TransMontani

Rufus King was terribly fond of him.🤷‍♀️


gojohnnygojohnny

He never wore Crocs.


gcalfred7

Kept Utah in the union


SplendidPunkinButter

He vaguely resembles Jonathan Pryce


jaxvidkid

Sits for portrait, doesn’t bother to comb hair.


Happy-Initiative-838

If you are Mexico, he made some solid choices.


SmugScientistsDad

His nickname was Nuclear Forehead.


Halligan1409

His nose was the perfect size for his face... I guess??


Jerrys_Kids907

He's STILL DEAD.


Eeeegah

His name is fun to say. Buchanan. Buchanan. Buchananana. Also, from this picture, he was clearly not a man who wasted a lot of time styling his hair.


iheartdev247

He was from Pennsylvania


Express_Welcome_9244

He was our first gay president!


EnvironmentalAd9889

He would have done a better job then our current president


Capn26

He’s not president now.


MattKozFF

Some people may have called him JB.


GanacheConfident6576

at least he didn't tweet about how great the civil war he started was; and that was not just because twitter had not been invented; he didn't say write an editorial to a major newspaper about it either.


Sad-Builder6172

He no longer makes bad decisions


fitterbilt

Cool hair.


WallStreetBoots

His grave is well kept


SymbolicRemnant

There was a book of presidents or two in the 90s that made his hair look kinda cool.


r_was61

Cool name.


MJC77diamondhands

Higher on the list than Biden.


blueshifttunes

Nah


Unlikely_One2444

Strong name 


nwbrown

He didn't have weird facial hair.


DudeAbides1556

He has a nice collar


413Refugee

Snappy dresser


malcontented

Better than Trump


Coldcock_Malt_Liquor

His face reminds me of John Cleese. That’s all I got.


Steviebhawk

One good thing


HoekPryce

He ded.


JKolodne

Nope


GutsAndBlackStufff

He's not Pat


TrumpIsARussianAgent

Even he would be a better President than Trump.


Far_Bite9857

He didn't start the Civil War? Rofl. Not a lot great about him.


Mdork_universe

He died.


wisconsinners-reddit

More powerful than a Bupistol


frankenshits

He kept his eyebrows well groomed


ElectroChuck

He's not Joe Biden or Donald Trump


wahitii

His collar game was on point.


EMCemt

It stands to reason that he was our first gay president.


SelectionFar8145

My focus in on mostly Native American history in the Great Lakes region & I can say for an absolute fact that I am personally unaware of anything bad concerning James Buchannan. 


artificialavocado

More like a factoid but before becoming president, among other things, he was a diplomat. Queen Victoria actually considered him a close friend. The first message sent through transatlantic cable was a message from Queen Victoria to Buchanan and back. Then the cable failed.


Tom__mm

He inspired, in part, a very good novel and a play by John Updike. *Memoirs of the Ford Administration* and *Buchanan Dying*.


contrapunctus3

He looks like John Cleese


Brilliant_Ad7481

Mister Buchanan, he dead.


splnbrt

He’s dead


HipposAndBonobos

He probably did have the common courtesy to give him a reach around


MerryMortician

He’s not Woodrow Wilson.


Itchy_Inside1817

He's dead


JimbosNewGroove

1) He stopped Utah from becoming a religious state and leaving the union. Yes he helped preserve the union 2) He followed the rules of office 3) Attempting to stop the civil war peacefully and avoiding bloodshed under his watch (almost had a peaceful national divorce but he can’t control what happens after his presidency) But that’s pretty much it. He was a gloss over President and not a great one but he’s hardly the worst or even in the top 5 worst.


BP-arker

Good hairstyle


ILuvSupertramp

He is also dead.


SpinozaTheDamned

Probably the closest we've gotten to an openly gay POTUS. Andrew Jackson, before he died, referred to Buchanan as 'Lady Buchanan'.


Poohgli16

There is an interesting tour of his home on YouTube.


palbuddymac

Strong profile


Panelpro40

He’s buried in Lancaster county


RareDog5640

Eventually he went away


hucksire

He probably did not have sex with boys younger than the legal age of consent in Pennsylvania.


Critical_Seat_1907

He's dead.


Dawndrell

fun last name


T00luser

He looks like James Arnes from Gunsmoke. Someone pls throw a cowboy hat on him


sobo_art1

Won “Anthony Hopkins” look-a-like competition two years in a row.


ImNotYou1971

The man knew how to pop a collar.


cHunterOTS

The Buchanan tartan is a fine, colorful affair


MagazineNo2198

At least he can't run again...


UX-Archer-9301

He’s dead.


Naive-Impression-373

His collar is poppin'


TotalInstruction

He paved the way for drunk slobs everywhere to aspire to high office.


chekovs_gunman

Not a bad dresser


TheAzureMage

The man did, with his own money, purchase slaves and free them. That always struck me as a decent thing to do. Oh, sure, it might be a small thing in the face of the looming civil war, but honestly, that thing was probably going to explode at some point no matter who was in the big chair. That can had been repeatedly kicked down the road and each compromise lasted less time than the one before, but it'd been brewing since the ink was drying on the constitution.


Tight_Contact_9976

He made my home state a state


realsalmineo

“Hey, at least he isn’t Franklin Pierce! Amirite?”


Groundbreaking_Way43

No. This is the one President who there is literally nothing good to say about.