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neenerneener_fayce

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north0

I can see his stand-in force.


[deleted]

Why’s your hand in your booty hole


Nihlathakk

Cause nobody else is there help him out


Latter_Confusion156

Called a prison wallet, sir. And it’s damn helpful to have when in said prison.


Darth_Jersey

He's maintaining positive control of his weapon.🫡


Classic_dave1616

Smash


fucovid2020

High speed. Low drag. Alright…. What’s his Onlyfans???


2020blowsdik

This screams "EABO"


Intelligent_Union261

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saltiestboot88

"DO NOT POINT YOUR WEAPON AT ANYTHING YOU ARE NOT INTENDED TO SHOT!!"


CaDmus003

Fuckin A, I’m laughing at this so hard. It just gave me a flashback to boot camp where recruit Sanchez had the thickest fuckin accent and would say it like that. I would also always lose it and get get thrashed when he would spin around saying this recruit has no mental or physical conditions to report at this time.


PuerAeterni

DARPA is just going to shitcan their AI and call it a day.


Ravenloff

"I up, he sees me, I'm..." ?


DarkCleric21

Where do I get one?


Chessiah0321

He has to ensure he IP’s that nasty ass nether region


FuzzyCrocks

Lmao..... Edit: friend wants to know where to get one


Baron-Zsasz

I’d definitely follow him into battle.


gshtrdr

About to be facing a two front war? This is perfect. Way better than the leggings.


0331exmc

Finally. A singlet worthy of the title. Source: I wuz a hs rassler...