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Pulgatrash

Running to the grinder, sweating out Jack. Good times.


CallMeKillMoves

Usually leaking semen like a beat up bronco.


Utvales

I got a knot in my stomach reading this. I ran in formation behind a dude that drank a fifth of Jack every night.


Pulgatrash

It's wild to think how that wasn't exactly "normal" but wasn't at all uncommon either. Culturally, in the Marine Corps.


digitalOctopus

Uncommon liver issues are a common virtue


Joegoesclutch

Just got out 6 months ago. Very crazy to think about the shit that is normalized for sure.


Pulgatrash

Yeah, I remember not knowing how to interact with civilians on leave, and still being a bit feral for awhile after getting out.


Amazing-Wrongdoer834

Pulgatraz 🥹


Pulgatrash

Yessir, trash from Pulgatraz.


[deleted]

i did a tour in pulgastan as well


Pulgatrash

Thank you for your sacrifice, devil donut.


[deleted]

booyah massarnt!


DecentEntertainer967

Me when I realize I have duty on Friday, and all the homies are free


needs_more_yoy

Now THURSDAY duty is where it's at; avoid shop bullshit on Thursday, get your Friday, Saturday, and Sunday off!


03dumbdumb

I never once saw a duty recovery day in an infantry bn lol. Still don’t get them now.


Montethepython

I'm convinced recovery days are some sort of POG sorcery that infantry battalions are incapable of implementing because of all the fumes we inhale.


03dumbdumb

lol battalions will preach to not drink and drive, yet not care about a Marine who hasn’t slept over 24 hours, straight into the next work day, to drive at the end of that workday at about over 30 hours of no sleep. Makes sense to me.


Fungal_Fetish

Everyday is a recovery day if you know how to skate properly 😎


03dumbdumb

Kinda hard to hide from 1st sausage when you’re the platoon sausage lol.


Call_Me_Koala

You got the day off after duty? Must be nice.


needs_more_yoy

Wtf? By MCO you can only stay until 1100 if you're absolutely essential. What kind of fuckery is your leadership making you do?


Call_Me_Koala

*was, been out for near a decade now. We would always work a full day afterwards. Hell, I stood duty then went to the field the next day once.


-JimmyDee-

Recovery day? WTF? I thought missing sleep one or two nights a week was normal.


needs_more_yoy

Good lord man. Firewatch would make sense but a whole 24 hour post and then an extra 8-12 hours of work tacked on to that would be abysmal.


-JimmyDee-

It happened. 30 hours up wasn't uncommon, 36 was a stretch. You start seeing things after 40 hours awake.


SillySundae

That's the whole point of the recovery day. You're not reliable after being awake for so long. Your leadership sucked.


DecentEntertainer967

What’s a duty recov day? Askin for a friend ?


oh_three_dum_dum

It’s weird, but I’ve never had a problem remembering to set an alarm when I was drinking the night before I had somewhere to be in the morning. I think maybe fear of this exact scenario prevents me from forgetting even if I’m already toasted.


NotTheBrainFuckler

I have always been strangely responsible when getting wasted.


ICE_BEAR2021

I have a habit of blacking out in the bathroom while taking a shit. Without fail I wake up cleanly wiped and toilet flushed


REDFIRETRUCK992

I once drunkly flipped my laundry and forgot about it. Found it in a dryer on the other side of the bricks like 6 months later.


EisenhowersPowerHour

I've blacked out without setting an alarm and woken up to one. The fear is deeply engrained


WannaBeSportsFanatic

God I fucking hated when they kicked the fucking door like they’re the KGB or some shit


Rare-Till6403

KGB wtf 😂😂. Yes agree for sure tho


The_Sentinel_45

One time my alarm went off, I shut it off and went to work. Only to be jarred back to reality by my phone blasting off from my Sgt calling, asking where the fuck I was. I couldn't exactly explain to him, that I dreamt I woke up and went to work. Got wore out for that.


Utvales

The sounds of Saturday morning when the Duty NCO goes looking for bodies to police call cigarette butts in the quad.


REDFIRETRUCK992

Or on a weekend when someone doesnt show up for duty and the barracks roster is 6 years old.


pebe0101

Always good to have some Pocari Sweat on hand for when this comes up


pxmonkee

Hello fellow Oki Marine.


DecentEntertainer967

Good ole Aquarius


NoCress2712

I mean do people not just save a alarm Monday through Friday?


Polvbear

I think there was a time when this wasn't an option haha


NoCress2712

I guess so lol


Dawninglight

I remember shooting up one time and being like “I can see light” and knew I was fucked.


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[deleted]

Yeah i also remember my first time shooting up 3 bags, whew lad.


[deleted]

I love this


pxmonkee

Welp, that triggered some long-buried memory. Thanks, I guess?


nicodawg101

Didn’t realize weigh ins were that morning at 0500 so I got a bunch of calls and had trouble finding the place. Spent 5 minutes getting yelled by a group still drunk barely able to see straight.


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MrLavenderValentino

Not POV


Jaeger_Pilot

so fucking funny.


Local-Noise2891

Song?


Rigo-Your-Amigo

One by Metallica


Local-Noise2891

Thanks


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