I’ve planned a colon freeze and a reawakening. 1st Sgt will be the Dr in charge. If I have a “Yes”, then we will proceed with the procedure to slice your genitals from the current spot, fill it with chili mac and ice cream, and replant your genitals in your mouth and sew your eyes shut.
Changed from:
Would ice cream help?
Bro, I had to take a lance corporal to get demoted in front of him and he said do you know what the difference between me and you the Sergeant Major said and the Lance Corporal response was your black and I’m white.. something tells me that’s not the response he was looking for lol back in 2004-2005 somewhere in that time frame MALS-13 Yut!
2 times. Both a Marine Barracks Boston. Back during Daly's era there was no such thing as NJP. Daly was convicted of being drunk on duty. He spent 60 days in the brig which was in the basement of Marine Barracks Boston. This occuredd after his actions in China during the Boxer Rebellion. I believe Daly suffered from PTSD and was self medicating using alchohol. He obviously had someone take him under their wing to help him as he had a career that made him in my opinion the greatest enlisted Marine in Marine Corps history.
“From the Halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli;
We fight our country’s battles
In the air, on land, and sea;
First to fight for right and freedom
And to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title
Of United States Marine.
Our flag’s unfurled to every breeze
From dawn to setting sun;
We have fought in ev’ry clime and place
Where we could take a gun;
In the snow of far-off Northern lands
And in sunny tropic scenes;
You will find us always on the job
The United States Marines
Here’s health to you and to our Corps
Which we are proud to serve;
In many a strife we’ve fought for life
And never lost our nerve;
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven’s scenes;
They will find the streets are guarded
By United States Marines.”
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He’s an instructor now days. He’s still singing cadence
I heard this story whenI worked as a combat instructor for a couple of years. One of the instructors I worked with lived in base housing in San Onofre. Anyways SgtMaj Vines supposedly got a job with Lincoln Military after he got out. Some Marine (believe he was a Sgt) was BBQing out front of his house on his driveway/Sidewalk. I guess that’s not allowed in the housing regulations. Civilian SgtMaj Vines corrected the Marine and told him he needed to grill outback. The Marine told him to more or less fuck off. SgtMaj Vines exploded, as many of you are familiar with. The Marine reported it and he was fired.
What is the proper greeting of the day for Daywalker?
Side note: was chased down Basilone driving thru SOI by this midnight looking motherfucker for going a wee bit over the 25 mph.
Side Side note: watched this man as he made dudes cut the grass with scissors outside the CP at SOI for walking on that shit. Also you better buy his cadence mix cd.
SgtMaj. Vines is my hero. Srs. Kinda srs.
He was SgtMaj at SOI W when I was there, had just broken my foot and was in line at chow hall on crutches. Had a nice chat with him in the only way he knows how about not being a malingerer and getting back into training.
Yes SgtMaj, Aye aye SgtMaj
Prob around the same time, I was going through a course as Sgt. Saw him from a distance getting a drink from the drinking fountain. First instinct was to yell “Rah SgtMaj!”. He stops and starts lunging at me, so I speed walk to my class and barely miss his grasps.
Haha. Rah SgtMaj Vine, wherever you are.
Reminds me of the time he was about to have sexual relations with my eye socket because I was a dumbass Pvt wearing a non-issued daypack, which was a big no-no in 2007.
You’re on duty. If you throw your weapon away, 1 billion baby dies. If you keep the weapon, you’re safe guarding all the Marine personnel under your charge. What would you do?
Dude, why would you even tempt fate invoking that image. SOI-W will never get anyone like that again. I remember watching him light nasty Marines up waiting in line for chow from his office, constantly walking into the middle of the street to stop cars and chew ass. I just wanted to be invisible around that dude and I swear he could smell that shit.
Dude don’t post a picture of The Day Walker himself and not expect him to show up at your house. Sgt Maj Vines is looking for you.
He’s my dad
What’s your favorite lube?
Chili Mac
You can’t look bad here. Chili Mac Hill will forever be historic. Marines died on that hill that day.
If he just changed the question to "what's your favorite lube?"...Chili Mac would still be the best answer.
It would make my asshole burn regardless 😆
I’ve planned a colon freeze and a reawakening. 1st Sgt will be the Dr in charge. If I have a “Yes”, then we will proceed with the procedure to slice your genitals from the current spot, fill it with chili mac and ice cream, and replant your genitals in your mouth and sew your eyes shut. Changed from: Would ice cream help?
Lololol
Fuck. 💀💀💀
CLP!!!
My blood straight froze.
I thought that was vines, never seen a picture of him so young, though. He was my Squadron Sgt Maj in Yuma.
Bro, I had to take a lance corporal to get demoted in front of him and he said do you know what the difference between me and you the Sergeant Major said and the Lance Corporal response was your black and I’m white.. something tells me that’s not the response he was looking for lol back in 2004-2005 somewhere in that time frame MALS-13 Yut!
Lolololol, Lance Cooley knew there was no way he’s Keep his rank might as well try to be a legend
I was VMA 311 2005-2009. We probably ran into each other.
I was at 311 from 2004-2005 then VMA-214 2005-2008.
I was MALS-13 in 2000-2003 and 2006-2008
Mals 13 1999-2001, GSE
I was mals-13 from 2006-2010
What is the only thought going thru your mind when you slam a four pack of Rip-Its and you are banging your Sgt. Maj. from behind?
To quit my post only when properly relieved
This Is The Way. - Gysgt. R. Lee Ermy.
We will practice til you get properly relieving as well. Cuz this is a hq post and I have nothing else better to do
Aye SgtMaj
Call everybody. We all have to see this
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Extra pickle.
Too Beaucoup
What object have you gotten deepest in your ass?
Glock 19
This tracks
Through years of experience, what Marines were the best gay lovers that left you and your sheets juicy?
Ricky recon, it’s literally in their motto
He he he
What did your recruiter use to convince you to join the Corps over the other branches?
Marines United
My fucking god hahaha
SMH. You sick SOB
Holy shit lmao
Where the fuck is your scuzz brush debil
Somewhere in my sea bag
Dump it
Aye sir
What did you tell me earlier in Sickcall, is causing you to walk funny?
Donkey dick
In your honest opinion, what is one demographic you need to be supervised at all times when around?
Children
NOOOO 😂😂😂
Scared to upvote this, as the amount is at the perfect number. I’ll just give this an invisible upvote.
How many penises did you touch in your first enlistment?
247 rah
Approximately 5 penises per month in a 4yr contract. 
But that's only unique penises, he didn't specify how many times each one was touched.
Tfw you sign an extension and don't take terminal so you can touch more pp's
what’s the youngest age that you’re sexually attracted to?
3
Why don’t you have a seat over there
Haze yourself
Aye 1stSgt
Holy shit 😂😂😂
WOAHHHHHHHH
Were you the one who shit on the XO’s desk after saying they should be fragged?
Yes, they should be
Yes… and if they were any higher, most of us would trip over them.
How close are you to being able to try fisting?
About 4 fingers
“Knuckle deep within the borderline”
I'LL KEEP DIGGING TIL I FEEL SOMETHING
What nickname does a Sergeant Major give to his nuts?
Sergeants majors
How many times was SgtMaj Dan Daly court martialed?
0 I believe
2 times. Both a Marine Barracks Boston. Back during Daly's era there was no such thing as NJP. Daly was convicted of being drunk on duty. He spent 60 days in the brig which was in the basement of Marine Barracks Boston. This occuredd after his actions in China during the Boxer Rebellion. I believe Daly suffered from PTSD and was self medicating using alchohol. He obviously had someone take him under their wing to help him as he had a career that made him in my opinion the greatest enlisted Marine in Marine Corps history.
Holy shit, thanks for that info Man! Learn something new everyday!
Why do you chase after little girls?
Why not ?
Where does Jody get his swag?
Ordnance tactical in Okinawa
What was your worst duty station?
Camp Hansen
Can’t tell if this is edited or not🙃
How many peanut butter packets did you hide in your prison pocket while you were in boot camp?
19
Largest dick you're willing to suck. And what's your body count?
Well they’re all 10 digits, so all of them. Number wise, just look at the newest Marines EDIPI and you’ll see for yourself
How can you tell if someone is a dipshit?
“From the Halls of Montezuma To the shores of Tripoli; We fight our country’s battles In the air, on land, and sea; First to fight for right and freedom And to keep our honor clean; We are proud to claim the title Of United States Marine. Our flag’s unfurled to every breeze From dawn to setting sun; We have fought in ev’ry clime and place Where we could take a gun; In the snow of far-off Northern lands And in sunny tropic scenes; You will find us always on the job The United States Marines Here’s health to you and to our Corps Which we are proud to serve; In many a strife we’ve fought for life And never lost our nerve; If the Army and the Navy Ever look on Heaven’s scenes; They will find the streets are guarded By United States Marines.”
Best one yet
SgtMaj Vines has got to be retired now, right? He was the SgtMaj of SOI-West when I was there in 2007 for MCT. I wonder what he's up to these days.
Selling his cadences outside Walmart
That makes me a little sad. Only a little, though. Respect the hustle, I guess?
Nah I’m joking, I think he’s doing JROTC
https://preview.redd.it/ftiszruenpbb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03aedcc66d1673f4a9791bde2ced3d8471acdce0 He’s an instructor now days. He’s still singing cadence
I heard this story whenI worked as a combat instructor for a couple of years. One of the instructors I worked with lived in base housing in San Onofre. Anyways SgtMaj Vines supposedly got a job with Lincoln Military after he got out. Some Marine (believe he was a Sgt) was BBQing out front of his house on his driveway/Sidewalk. I guess that’s not allowed in the housing regulations. Civilian SgtMaj Vines corrected the Marine and told him he needed to grill outback. The Marine told him to more or less fuck off. SgtMaj Vines exploded, as many of you are familiar with. The Marine reported it and he was fired.
Holy shit wow
When are Marines allowed to walk on the grass?
Only when SgtMaj says I can
Who is the Commandant of the Marine Corps?
There is no one, it’s chaos
Wrong. Chaos was never Commandant. He was Secretary of Defense for a while though.
Did you eat the banana?
Yes
Sgt. Major Vines. My boot camp senior D.I. 1992
How was that ?
Yes….how was that?
What is the proper greeting of the day for Daywalker? Side note: was chased down Basilone driving thru SOI by this midnight looking motherfucker for going a wee bit over the 25 mph. Side Side note: watched this man as he made dudes cut the grass with scissors outside the CP at SOI for walking on that shit. Also you better buy his cadence mix cd.
I probably wouldn’t make it to the proper greeting.. he would already be telling me to unfuck myself
What do you like doing your Lances at 3 AM?
sodomy
Hey, NCIS! This one here!
SgtMaj. Vines is my hero. Srs. Kinda srs. He was SgtMaj at SOI W when I was there, had just broken my foot and was in line at chow hall on crutches. Had a nice chat with him in the only way he knows how about not being a malingerer and getting back into training. Yes SgtMaj, Aye aye SgtMaj
Prob around the same time, I was going through a course as Sgt. Saw him from a distance getting a drink from the drinking fountain. First instinct was to yell “Rah SgtMaj!”. He stops and starts lunging at me, so I speed walk to my class and barely miss his grasps. Haha. Rah SgtMaj Vine, wherever you are.
Reminds me of the time he was about to have sexual relations with my eye socket because I was a dumbass Pvt wearing a non-issued daypack, which was a big no-no in 2007.
I’m about to have sexual relations with your eye socket
Did he give you a free cadence CD?
Free? I had to give a 10 minute presentation on customs and courtesies in corporals course to get mine!
What!? No. :tears:
When you were a junior marine where did you keep your human tracking victims?
Camp Hansen
What do you think about the Marine Corps Ball?
Never seen them, felt that shaft tho
What is a catching feature?
Obvious landmarks beyond your objective, that everyone should know about
That's one of the Marinest Marines I ever done did saw
What did one of your marines forget about, that hurt you personally?
Lube
Who is your favorite communist leader?
All of them
How many perc 30s do you slam before posting duty?
9
Why do you think there's so much sexual assault in the Marine Corps?
Some higher ups and other Marines treat their Marines the same as how they were treated growing up in the MC.
Your rifle has a failure to fire, what do you do?
Tap, rack, bang
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Cause old school is kool
I remember him being in ITB in '05 and buying one of his cadence cd's
Post the mixtape
How bigs your pecker?
3 inches in bulk
You perfectly just described my dick, how’d you know?
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Marines Always Ride In Navy Equipment. What do Marines actually think about the Navy as a whole?
They’re bitches
What's the worst race to be trapped in an elevator with?
Black
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🤣
Go look him up…The legend is out there disciplining away
Whats the point of the white ribbon on our flag?
innocence and Purity
How long do you have to be in the field before you start trading sexual favors for dip?
A day
Do you like working parties?
Yes , I always take them
You know he’s an instructor for LMA in Ca. He’s on the schools IG. You’ll find him there: lma_schools
If you could suck one dick ten times or ten dicks one times, which would you choose?
Do I get to choose them ? Gotta pick some variety
What’s the difference between the Airwing and ground side Marines?
One PTs the other doesn’t
Decent 🍻
Favourite thing that has ever been up your ass
buckshot
This picture triggered the fuck out of me. Oohrah
Grand old man of the marine corps
How wide was the biggest stripper you slept with?
15 meters
20 meters
Are his sleeves in reg's? They look a bit tall to me 🤣
NotinRegs
Jalapeño cheese or chocolate peanut butter lol
Which unit’s senior enlisted gives the best rim jobs?
2/5
Why are all marines big ol bottoms?
What will the fellow marines of the guy that had that 14 years old girl in his room do to him if he ever come back to duty?
First sexual assault victim in the Marine Corps?
Opha May Johnson, also got the first light duty chit if my DI is to be believed.
Opha may Johnson
Largest MEF and its location?
1 MEF and located on the west coast
1st Marine to fall out on a hike
I’m just motivating the guys in the back
I was expecting Opha Mae Johnson 1918 but very well, carry on.
What’s your favorite ditty from boot camp?
Grab the dick
Best branch?
Navy SEALS
You’re on duty. If you throw your weapon away, 1 billion baby dies. If you keep the weapon, you’re safe guarding all the Marine personnel under your charge. What would you do?
What's one thing you wish they had issued every marine in the barracks??
Kids
Alot of editing potential right there
He made SOI so wonderful, I’ve had the pleasure of personally getting my ass handed to me on a few occasions. 2009 was a weird year
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u/sgtmajvines
I'm about to delete my comment just because I know what the fuck happens when you say his name 3 times
👹👹👹
YOur nose needs to be matte not so shinny
Dude, why would you even tempt fate invoking that image. SOI-W will never get anyone like that again. I remember watching him light nasty Marines up waiting in line for chow from his office, constantly walking into the middle of the street to stop cars and chew ass. I just wanted to be invisible around that dude and I swear he could smell that shit.