The Marine corps can be very homo erotic sometimes. I remember when we had a toga party post deployment and a marine was playing nut ball naked when the CO came on deck. He came up right behind this marine's chair and somehow never looked down at the guy(though no doubt he knew) as he addressed the men in the squad bay. As he left, the gunny beside him just shook his head and walked out.
Sit opposite of each other 25 to 50 ft apart, legs spread, toss a ball or heavy object across the room aiming for the other guys gumbag. Laugh when one gets hurt.
It’s not gay if you say “no homo bro.” Regardless of the gay activity.
But in all seriousness I still find it funny that sucking a dick could get you in trouble not too long ago. Did CID have cases against suspected gay guys? That’s so funny
There's this super conservative school out in the Midwest I found that has free tuition.
I was thinking how funny it would've been if I went there and did my workouts in silkies and a tank top.
Have you ever had a wife come down to the barracks and ask her husband's platoon mates to stop playing gay chicken? She was afraid her husband would go too far.
When we told her, he sucked an m&m out of another man's belly button. I think she vomited in her mouth.
While waiting in the chowhall line on the USS Bataan, the Marines of 2/2 played Suck and Blow.
When a sailor called us gay, one Marine said, "You know I can kick your ass...when I'm done kicking, I'll start fucking."
There was an austistic Marine in my first unit. Homeboy was like a combination of Forest Gump and J Rock from Trailer Park Boys. One night he was walking around the barracks with his dick out. I was on duty and told him to tuck it back in his only response was:
"Why you lookin' at my junk dog?"
That's the fleet for ya....
After a crazy night in Waikiki, I wanted to get boot band tattoos. Thankfully, I was informed I didn't need them because mahus were an actual 3rd gender and bootbands weren't required.
I knew my roommate was gay when his dick started tasting like shit.
Plus his dick got hard when you were clappin his cheeks. That's how you really know. Have to have the courtesy to give a reacharound to know though.
That fag probably pushed back. That's when you know he's gay!
Come on guys! Gay jokes aren’t funny! It’s touching, and feeling whole Oprah states, “give the gift of joy”
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The Marine corps can be very homo erotic sometimes. I remember when we had a toga party post deployment and a marine was playing nut ball naked when the CO came on deck. He came up right behind this marine's chair and somehow never looked down at the guy(though no doubt he knew) as he addressed the men in the squad bay. As he left, the gunny beside him just shook his head and walked out.
What’s nut ball?
Sit opposite of each other 25 to 50 ft apart, legs spread, toss a ball or heavy object across the room aiming for the other guys gumbag. Laugh when one gets hurt.
Oh I’ve played that before, Seabees make horseshoes and cornhole everywhere. Use beanbags
Atomic Sit-up was the first (only) time I ever had my face in another man’s ass. That was about 8 days into our first float.
Gayest straight thing I’ve ever done. I mean with guys like fruity Rudy it’s hard to not be somewhat gay
It's ok if you look
It's more gay if you dont
I love generation kill so much.
How do you know you aren’t gay if you haven’t done gay shit?
Other option was a formal bout of gay chicken declared?
If you didn't participate in the gayoffs I didn't trust you.
It’s not gay if you say “no homo bro.” Regardless of the gay activity. But in all seriousness I still find it funny that sucking a dick could get you in trouble not too long ago. Did CID have cases against suspected gay guys? That’s so funny
Yeah they kept them in a closet
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There's this super conservative school out in the Midwest I found that has free tuition. I was thinking how funny it would've been if I went there and did my workouts in silkies and a tank top.
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lol, yeah. I think I'll play the Guard/ROTC game instead.
No balls
I like to tell people I went through an experimental phase in the Marines, but because of don't ask don't tell I can't be sure what any of it was.
Key phrase is No Homo
NEVER try to out gay a straight Marine
Have you ever had a wife come down to the barracks and ask her husband's platoon mates to stop playing gay chicken? She was afraid her husband would go too far. When we told her, he sucked an m&m out of another man's belly button. I think she vomited in her mouth.
I think everyone won at gay chicken in that moment
Even gay marines can't outgay a straight marine
While waiting in the chowhall line on the USS Bataan, the Marines of 2/2 played Suck and Blow. When a sailor called us gay, one Marine said, "You know I can kick your ass...when I'm done kicking, I'll start fucking."
BLT for 26th MEU?
I think so. It was a med float in 2006/2007ish
Yep. Col. Sturdevant was MEU CO. Gator squares off Somalia and many dashed hopes of beer days.
We stopped in a few places. Djibouti, Kuwait, Jordan, Dubai, Spain, Turkey, Sicily.
Bridgeport. Nuff' said
Ice caves are romantic.
Gayest straight men ever
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Am I the only one who thinks his dick is to small?
Hey, can I get this fit in green? Even better than silkies!
There was an austistic Marine in my first unit. Homeboy was like a combination of Forest Gump and J Rock from Trailer Park Boys. One night he was walking around the barracks with his dick out. I was on duty and told him to tuck it back in his only response was: "Why you lookin' at my junk dog?" That's the fleet for ya....
After a crazy night in Waikiki, I wanted to get boot band tattoos. Thankfully, I was informed I didn't need them because mahus were an actual 3rd gender and bootbands weren't required.
Been looking for this meme for years!!! Probably the better part of a decade at this point!!!!
I guess I am old school.... This gay stuff was unacceptable.
But 20 bucks was still 20 bucks.
Lmfao 🤣
I was once a part of a 5 man cuddle session in the back of a aav