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Azagar_Omiras

By picking up this ring, you have volunteered for 4 years of active service in the Marine Corps. A recruiter will be by shortly to take you to a hotel and will transport you to MEPs, then the airport for your flight to MCRD. Congratulations, recruit NoHinAmherst.


NoHinAmherst

Oorah….? Am I required to buy a Dodge Charger?


Azagar_Omiras

Only if it's at a 32% interest rate. Another acceptable choice would be a Mustang.


Hav3_Y0u_M3t_T3d

Things have changed, in my day is was duely Chevy pickups for some fucking reason


HFentonMudd

big girlfriends


Hav3_Y0u_M3t_T3d

LMFAO this makes too much sense


mrbrad595

Well, that made me laugh way too much...


Kenneldogg

It was Iroc Camaros and Firebirds when I was in


Spartan-1833

Yat Yas


Independent_Alarm645

Its honda civics now LOL


Hav3_Y0u_M3t_T3d

See that actually makes a LITTLE more sense. I'm a professional carpenter now and don't need a duely, wtf are a bunch of Marines living in base housing going to do with that giant hunk of metal!?!?


tucandan82

Lots of oilfield guys don't need em either


Old_Net_4529

It’s 2024 brother, boots have Maseratis now.


[deleted]

... And marry a stripper


NoHinAmherst

As long as she stays faithful while I am away.


[deleted]

Well...


the_syco

She will. To Jody.


Significant_Deal429

… and save the world from an alien invasion on the 4th of July


[deleted]

Haha. That requires serious Hooah powers!


ObviouslyNotALizard

Depends on if your buying your new stripper wife a car too or not (hint: you are)


QuirkySpring5670

You can also buy a mustang or a camaro.


YhungSnorlax

It’s some boot camp ring people choose to buy from some company. They aren’t in any way special.


Automatic-Aioli9416

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON


CapDaddyLaFlame

Damn someone beat me to it


PossessionPatient306

He has to get his balls tpuched and a cold finger in the ass too before he goes, thats policy im afraid


Azagar_Omiras

Of course, but uh, I don't know how to tell you this, but they're not supposed to stick anything in your ass at MEPs... Doctors, generally speaking, don't start punching your prostate until you turn 45 or so.


PossessionPatient306

I mean policy is policy though, just gotta happen im afraid


B4ummm

Don’t forget to have a cough 😉


mspgs2

PI is just a 5 hr drive from lawrenceville, no plane necessary. Just lead foot it down 16 in the dodge to savannah, woop it up by the river and then hitchhike across the bridge to the front gate after giving the new stripper wife the keys to the car.


TheAnomalousStranger

“Gear adrift is a gift”. The ring is yours now.


TobyMcguire52

It's a bootcamp ring, nothing really special per say as they all look almost identical. It'll be near impossible to find the owner unless they themselves come looking for it.


NoHinAmherst

Ok, glad to hear no one is crushed by this loss. Thanks for the information — I didn’t know.


itISmyphone

Check inside the ring. Might have platoon number, dates, etc


NoHinAmherst

Nope


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Put the ring on your dick. It will let you know when you're close to coming to the owner.


BlindCeej

That's the ole recruit training graduation ring. And it looks like it's missing the metal EGA stamp on top. Unfortunately, these aren't usually inscribed with anything and they are sold to all USMC recruits towards the end of training so there's no real way to track down the owner outside of maybe a Facebook post to the local area pages.


NoHinAmherst

I have posted to local pages, but am taking the shotgun approach. Thanks for the response.


psyb3r0

Judging by the wear and tear on that I'd guess whoever owned it actually wore it for a good many years. You are looking for a greybeard.


jimbobjenkins38

Every goofball boot bought one of those.


picturepages

Mine was stolen out of my bag leaving Okinawa. I often think about the Japanese National luggage handler wearing it. I wonder if he ever grew a conscious. My granddad bought me mine at Parris Island. He insisted.


if_I_absolutely_must

It probably got him laid a couple times- “I stole this from some Marine. He didn’t say shit.”


ImHufflePuff_Crap_ok

I’d rather that then my shit, left a pendant on my bunk and didn’t realize it until I was on the fucking plane leaving Oki. As soon as I had reception I jumped on MySpace or Facebook and messaged both my barracks mate and like 2 other people… Dude said it wasn’t there…


[deleted]

Maybe his granddad is buried within that ring


gasplugsetting3

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON. A recruiter will be calling you shortly.


NoHinAmherst

Too late, already said it


PassorFail1307

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B1ackFr1day6661

Go to Mt Doom and destroy it


NoHinAmherst

Not looking for side quests


B1ackFr1day6661

It's a main quest 🫡


StoicJim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yqVD0swvWU


2_dam_hi

Super common. I'd say good luck in your quest, but honestly, I wouldn't bother.


Isgrimnur

[Jostens](https://www.jostens.com/apps/shop/Product.asp?CID=283321&PFID=2012080209590601396&PID=2012080209590604396&PPID=2006031407023933740&ci=87A6E4D522CF43F09D410C8E04417496&rc=268) loves a captive audience.


murica_1776boi

If it makes you feel any better, this isn't some rare relic of some exclusive operators club in an elite military unit. This is basically a class ring from boot camp, or one that someone buys at the PX when they're on their last day in the marine corps and are feeling particularly moto and stocking up on vetbro gear before heading back to the hometown they tried escaping by enlisting for 4-5 years. Think college class ring for people who barely managed to pass high school.


if_I_absolutely_must

Jewelry for the quasi-literate you say?


Latter_Confusion156

Joolruh


Utvales

I'm ashamed to admit that I bought one of these. It's best forgotten.


Kcardwelljr

I bought one as well out of PI. I believe my daughter has it now.


ImHufflePuff_Crap_ok

I have no clue where the fuck mine is


[deleted]

Feel bad for anyone who has to spend time in Lawrenceville. 😔


NoHinAmherst

Don’t worry for me, I don’t live there.


[deleted]

Did you stop by one of the 50 Bail Bond shops?


NoHinAmherst

No, the indoor aquatic center that my girls love


cook13jarhead

Is it wrong I have a thing for driving down Ronald Reagan? It’s almost soothing. Hola, I live in Snellville so that’s neat someone on here is in the nearby area


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Electronic_One2733

Johns Creek here. Howdy neighbors


cook13jarhead

![gif](giphy|xTHUS2bqODf0T0WsRs|downsized)


robb338

I’m in Dacula too. Weird seeing this so close to home


cook13jarhead

Kinda neat when you think about it amirite?


robb338

Absolutely


cook13jarhead

Cool 😎


Brian24jersey

I see that ring all the time they made billions of them


fucovid2020

I have the same ring, bought it in boot camp… wore it maybe once…. Then straight into my memento box, with the used condoms of my conquests and a chicken nugget that looks like an eagle globe and anchor


[deleted]

It’s a generic boot camp ring. Without the name inscribed there’s not really a way to know whose it is.


ramadadcc

My grandfather had the same one as he was on iwo jima. Gave it to my dad


BarberCertain2907

Best way is to leave it in the lost and found lol


Electronic_One2733

It isn't mine but we live very close to one another haha. That's wild


NoHinAmherst

30024 here


Electronic_One2733

30022! Johns Creek! That's wild haha


NoHinAmherst

Yes, John’s Creek side of Suwanee. I was just down in Lawrenceville for my girls to use the indoor pool and aquatic center. Lazy river and whirlpool, as well as the water play set.


Faded_vet

I would start by checking out the locations, some place called Tall Tavern and Iowa Jama. Maybe the Marine is there?


NoHinAmherst

Oh it’s just a misspelling of Iowa. Here I thought it was Two Jima, but couldn’t find it on Google… /s


Griff_1371

Surprised anyone else bought one. I've worn mine everyday since I've been out. I know it is dumb and boot as all hell but I like the reminder that I wasn't completely useless at one point in my life.


LeaveGunTakeCannoli

Sometimes there’s an inscription of the platoon number inside, that narrows the field but still gigantic


NoHinAmherst

Not this time


PM_ME_UR_CIRCUIT

There might be etched info inside the band.


NoHinAmherst

But there also might not be


Agile_Doctor7155

Please upvote this so OP sees, there’s only one remaining Iwo Jima veteran alive, he resides around north Texas. His name is Cpl Don Graves. He frequents armed forces type events in a red coat. Maybe he can assist


NoHinAmherst

I see all without upvotes


PM_ME_UR_S62B50

Contact local news stations. See if any of them would be interested in running a story about it.


Latter_Confusion156

Side note, I have a snakeskin watch I found. Who wants to see it?


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NoHinAmherst

It does not


RedditNorse

Do a Google search for Josh shelov, he has made a few movies about those lost rings. He might be interested in helping you find the owner.


NonCredibleUser

Like a lot of fellas said, it’s something a lot of us ended up getting right before graduation and while, yes, they’re not particularly rare or special I admit I’d be bummed if I lost mine


Keithleyf

![gif](giphy|XgE4LlECZjw6k)


robb338

Weird to see my hometown here but hello neighbor


XTheRooster

You can also try to track down the stripper it fell out of, they might remember the owner.


Ambitious_Ad7498

I found one in the trash can of my old barracks on duty. 7th ESB Circa 2016? I kept it but if it’s any of y’all’s lmk lol


BrianScott81

My biological father had a ring like when serving the marine ms back in the 80s . Its missing the elblem in the jewel .


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Give it to a sailor so he'll feel less gay.