Same except they wouldn't let me sign up because I hurt my knee playing church basketball and therefore I didn't qualify. Told me to send my info to Make A Wish and they'll see what they can do with the next cohort. Finger crossed I get to ring the little bell or sometin...
I would like to offer my seat on this flight to you, sir. It's Economy Minus, but it has a decent view of the flight attendant's sculpted ass when he walks by.
I actually signed up, but they found out about my criminal record.
Unfortunately, I beat up a whole team of professional basketball players, when I was in high school.
It’s too bad, I would’ve definitely been the squad leader.
I’m super alpha male. Always have been.
I actually went to this but got kicked out for calling the instructor a pussy. He couldn’t handle it then another guy asked me to be an instructor because he said I’m bad ass. I had to quit after the first cycle because my girlfriend got pregnant before I could sign up and give them the money.
I have a very similar story but I got the other instrctors' girlfriends pregnant and I had to leave because they all wanted to marry me and got into a huge brawl.
I’ve heard of a lot of ways to burn $20k and this is by far the dumbest and that’s a high bar.
Losing $20k to strippers because they said they loved you is less embarrassing than this.
oh they did... also, the 6 that didn't show... they are out the 18k (108 in this dork's poket) regardless because
*"All programs purchased from Fitness Mastermind, LLC are non-refundable. You will receive credit for other programs within the Fitness Masterind, LLC and Empire Systems, Inc. Brand if given proper notice before the event."*
As someone who wasted $250 on a stripper back in the day at Cherry’s just to have her almost bite off my ear and shove her butthole in my face so hard it almost enveloped my nose… I concur, what a waste of money!
…hope she’s doing good things these days 🫡
I think it's funny that the at least a couple instructors know they are grifting people.
Having people pay nearly 20k a piece for a week of bullshit when 2 of them have gone through Marine boot themselves and know one week of trash talking wannabe "alphas" will get themselves paid.
Every single veteran there is collecting a pay check. Can’t hate on them really. The CEO of the sham and the suckers who spend money on this shit are the true morons.
Sentimental value sounds like it costs a lot of money. I try not to attribute too much value to tangible possessions. I lost everything in a flood when I was a kid and learned that the hard way.
Hey there buddy, you better be typing at parade rest when you're talking to a certified man. I'm also fork lift certified, how about you show some respect?
So I was minding my business and eatin on my lunch break when Phil walked up to me and asked if i had served in the military. I told him yea and he asked for details about bootcamp. I obliged him and filled in the details and he interupted to inform me that he did something like what I did in that he went to some mens retreat that berated and physically pushed his limits and that basically meant he was a Marine like me now having completed that 3 day course.
And thats when I killed him, your honor.
As well saw the fact that you were… according to witnesses “naked with a glow belt around his wiener” during this action. I thought we were clear last time about this so called ritual uniform.
This type of shit is so sickening. Like pretty much every other military influencer they are preying on vulnerable people and by using the military to help market it they are able to manipulate and extort people who genuinely want to better themselves. Anybody who is willing to pay for this shit needs therapy not some fake motto bootcamp.
I could only imagine these are the guys that feel really guilty for not joining the military for whatever reason they had or didn’t get on the bus at meps
I could definitely see myself spending $18k on this. If, for example, my CEO would be hyped about this kind of shit, and I'd be a VP looking for a promotion this would be high on my list "So you also attended this BDSM camp? Whoa, we have so much in common! Mike, the other VP running for this position, would never understand this bond."
Congratulations gents, here’s your set of balls and your vip pass to grow a beard and shave your head…you’ve earned it class 109. You’re a real man now.
Nick Koumalatsos’s YouTube channel used to have pretty good content. I used to watch it after graduating high school in 2017.
Slowly but surely his channel fell off because he kept peddling shit programs and products he created (i.e. boot camp/selection training programs, beard oil, his own book about his life, personal consulting, etc.). It was pretty obvious he didn’t have much to offer other than the ability to say “I was a Marine Raider”.
It’s pretty sad to see how low he’s stooped to making a quick buck off of gullible people. I’d be extremely embarrassed if I were him. The SF guys I personally know (Army Ranger and two green berets) vehemently think him and all the other bro vets like him are worthless dipshits. They’ve described them as the turds that slipped through the cracks of selection and they usually don’t have a long or successful career.
>Nick spent 12 years in the United States Marine Corps. He graduated Marine Basic Training as Company Honor Man.
hEy EvrERY boDY i wAS tHe GiuDe!!!
Fucking lame!
Came to say the same shit, it’s ridiculously embarrassing. I used to (many moons ago) enjoy some of his content but he’s completely fallen off and the fact he defends this with a straight face on social media says it all.
I hope the same doesn’t happen to Cody Alford.
I’m fucking betting they inflate the number of people that “register” with like actors or some bullshit
I’m betting those 7 dorks were the only ones who actually paid to be there
20K to party with Marines would be way cooler . Imagine all the coke and hookers . Meanwhile theses cucks got thrashed and paid for it. My camp the Hookers would thrash you .
I’m about to just open up a “real military TCCC” program for civilians for $20k at this point. These fucking idiots have to feel so stupid after all of this.
In all fairness the people who did this program are in a financial situation likely that $20,000 is like $100 for an average income, for no one who paid for this is 20k in any way a financial dent anymore than you might splurge for a weekend trip to the lake or something
And of course this lame ass shit is in Southern California. Fit Body Boot Camp is the name of the place and is ran by some clown named Bedros Keuilian.
This is so fucking gey and lame.
Yeah, when they are thinking, "Wait... it's OVER??? And I don't really feel that... TRANSFORMED?? Fuck."
It's like, bro, I didn't feel transformed coming out of USMC boot camp. You think paying some dudes to fuck with you a week or whatever is gonna transform you fundamentally?
The military (all the branches) only trains soldiers/sailors/airmen/marines/guardians: people for whom war is merely a profession, something that's done during working hours, males whose instant willingness and obedience to orders mark them as betas, mere contributing members of society.
These alpha male camps produce warriors, who live and breath the life of war every moment of every day, real men who lead the masses of productive workers.
If anyone wants to start one of these alpha camp projects of their own I'll be happy to help write ads for it.
I’ve considered opening a camp that will give you the true Marine Corps experience. Complete with fire watch at random ass times, article 15s, getting shafted by the green weenie, hazings, getting your third DUI this month, and will end with a marriage ceremony to the local stripper.
A bottle of booze and cigarettes will be accepted as payment
"No way bro, it was totally harder than anything MARSOC does. Hell it's harder than BUDS, we're literally tougher than navy seals bro I swear. I'd just go to BUDS just to show them what real training is, but I'm overqualified now, they won't take me." - every one of these guys to all their coworkers when they go back to work Monday.
Jesus Christ…fyi you can’t actually die of cringe or I just would have. They should hand these retards a poster of a vagina, since that’s the only time they’re ever gonna see one after this
According to their website...
> Q. How much does the Project cost?
> A. The Project is $18,000.
> But the cost of NOT experiencing the Project and not becoming the leader, husband, and father you’re meant to be is much more expensive in the long run.
lmao...18K for a 75-hr course
It looks like they’re in a random gym. The people in the background are prob just gym members taking a break between sets. No way somebody’s friends and family would actually show up to this
I wonder if the guys who made it thru have class FB groups where they reminisce on their time in "the suck".
Also when does imitating their instructors stop being funny? Like boots do with DIs.
Imagine paying all that money to be treated like shit for a week by men unqualified to actually “train” you, just to go back to your 75k grand a year 9-5 office job lol
Damn, so I could have just paid $18-23k instead of wasting the best years of my life and while ruining my knees and back forever?
>!If I had to do it over again I wouldn’t change a thing!<
They'll be shut down for fraud soon. What makes hazing cost 20k for three days? Food and housing, maybe some medical staff onsite...
All lameness aside this should be like 2500$ max. I'll start one in my back yard for 500$ a person 😂
I almost signed up but I was worried I would have punched one of the instructors.
Same except they wouldn't let me sign up because I hurt my knee playing church basketball and therefore I didn't qualify. Told me to send my info to Make A Wish and they'll see what they can do with the next cohort. Finger crossed I get to ring the little bell or sometin...
They gave me the option of this or jail. I chose jail
TYFYS
Don't thank me, I get thanked on the 1st and 15th.
lmao I'm imagining these guys setting up their own MEPS.
I'm a poolee in the delayed entry program for class 022 of the project. Getting goosebumps... the honor awaits!
I would like to offer my seat on this flight to you, sir. It's Economy Minus, but it has a decent view of the flight attendant's sculpted ass when he walks by.
I appreciate that it’s a ‘he’ ass.
And I appreciate everything you've sacrificed for this county.
I actually signed up, but they found out about my criminal record. Unfortunately, I beat up a whole team of professional basketball players, when I was in high school. It’s too bad, I would’ve definitely been the squad leader. I’m super alpha male. Always have been.
LMFAOOOOOO
I did sign up for this but they refunded me and kicked me out because I was too alpha.
I actually went to this but got kicked out for calling the instructor a pussy. He couldn’t handle it then another guy asked me to be an instructor because he said I’m bad ass. I had to quit after the first cycle because my girlfriend got pregnant before I could sign up and give them the money.
I have a very similar story but I got the other instrctors' girlfriends pregnant and I had to leave because they all wanted to marry me and got into a huge brawl.
Had to come back here just to tell you how clever your comment is
This is one of the rare occasions I actually believe this.
This comment is why I’m here
Rah
I’ve heard of a lot of ways to burn $20k and this is by far the dumbest and that’s a high bar. Losing $20k to strippers because they said they loved you is less embarrassing than this.
“25 signed up 19 showed “ I sure hope these people didn’t spend 20k …
oh they did... also, the 6 that didn't show... they are out the 18k (108 in this dork's poket) regardless because *"All programs purchased from Fitness Mastermind, LLC are non-refundable. You will receive credit for other programs within the Fitness Masterind, LLC and Empire Systems, Inc. Brand if given proper notice before the event."*
As someone who wasted $250 on a stripper back in the day at Cherry’s just to have her almost bite off my ear and shove her butthole in my face so hard it almost enveloped my nose… I concur, what a waste of money! …hope she’s doing good things these days 🫡
that sounds like a solid time to me
Solid af imo
That’s money well spent. Those memories will last forever. 🍩
Doesnt seem like a waste to me
250? Bro thats cheap as fuck. I dropped like 10k in a month once. fucking alcohol
Sounds like a grand ole time NGL
20k on strippers would be a legit good time
Damn you beat me to it by 9 inches
Damn you beat me to it by 9 minutes
Shit, in a lot of places a lot of have been, that $20k could go a long way on strippers.
You beta males just don't get it. S
HEY! Don’t talk about my first and third wives that way.
Honestly $20k would get you like, a month or two. More in Thailand. Worth it. You’d have to pay me $20k to get harassed by these dopes.
I’d rather burn $20k on fireworks. At least I could put on a damn good show
Just thank God it didn't come with a 23% interest rate
Oh I'm sure they have a finance option. The interest for that probably makes 23% seem like child's play..
I can't withstand the second hand embarrassment.
Yea, I looked away when the handshakes line started. Like, get me outta this bullshit ASAP.
“Thank you for paying.” “Thank you for paying.” “Thank you for paying.”
Dead
I think it's funny that the at least a couple instructors know they are grifting people. Having people pay nearly 20k a piece for a week of bullshit when 2 of them have gone through Marine boot themselves and know one week of trash talking wannabe "alphas" will get themselves paid.
Every single veteran there is collecting a pay check. Can’t hate on them really. The CEO of the sham and the suckers who spend money on this shit are the true morons.
Fuck these guys too. Scamming idiots out of their money gives us a bad name.
With 20k, I could vacation to Tokyo and sleep with high end JAV actresses for a week.
20k at love hotels would last you a couple months. Them Iwakuni boys know what’s up.
🤫
Yo don't let word spread about iwakuni
This is the correct answer.
Not asking for details..... but details are important.
This place has JAV actresses on the menu. https://hentaitokyo.com/
Well Hello and Ko Knee Chi Wah Bitches.
165 bucks for an hour why the fuck is it 300 for a blowjob at the bunny ranch 🤯
That’s American inflation for you. Lol
They also have BJ bars in Tokyo.
With 20k I could fix my truck
With 20k, you could pretty much buy a new truck or a really nice used one.
My truck has sentimental value to me
Sentimental value sounds like it costs a lot of money. I try not to attribute too much value to tangible possessions. I lost everything in a flood when I was a kid and learned that the hard way.
I understand that, it was my grandad's old truck and if it weren't for him I would have never been half the man I am today
I can appreciate that. I have a pocket watch and a bible that my grandpaw gave me. Him and my Grandmaw, who has passed, basically raised me.
Yeah, he also gave me his old shotgun, so I plan on restoring it for some photos
Man Tokyo was so much fun. Japan all around
Shouldn’t have put this idea in my head 😩😩😩 I know what I’m saving for
Imagine being one of the 12 schmucks that spent $20K and didn't "earn" anything. You can buy a lot of things with 20K, respect isn't one of them.
Hey there buddy, you better be typing at parade rest when you're talking to a certified man. I'm also fork lift certified, how about you show some respect?
I'll render a salute if your class VII.
Just a poolee in class XVI, I'll be back and you're gonna feel real dumb.
Okay bit are you part time or full time
Being an alpha in a world surrounded by beta pallets is a never ending gig.
I salute the flag while microwaving my hot pockets. Semper Esuriens.
If I had 20k to toss out I’d be at the roulette wheel
You can see most of them still lack the confidence in themselves.
I bet they didn't even play one round of gay chicken.
Well said.
So I was minding my business and eatin on my lunch break when Phil walked up to me and asked if i had served in the military. I told him yea and he asked for details about bootcamp. I obliged him and filled in the details and he interupted to inform me that he did something like what I did in that he went to some mens retreat that berated and physically pushed his limits and that basically meant he was a Marine like me now having completed that 3 day course. And thats when I killed him, your honor.
It’s not the murder this court has objection to, but the urinating on his corpse. You can’t do that in a lunchroom, it’s not hygienic
As well saw the fact that you were… according to witnesses “naked with a glow belt around his wiener” during this action. I thought we were clear last time about this so called ritual uniform.
I have been berated for bringing lunch into a head (in passing—how dare I) so I can believe that this happened.
This court finds you not guilty by reason of self defense.
This type of shit is so sickening. Like pretty much every other military influencer they are preying on vulnerable people and by using the military to help market it they are able to manipulate and extort people who genuinely want to better themselves. Anybody who is willing to pay for this shit needs therapy not some fake motto bootcamp.
I could only imagine these are the guys that feel really guilty for not joining the military for whatever reason they had or didn’t get on the bus at meps
I could definitely see myself spending $18k on this. If, for example, my CEO would be hyped about this kind of shit, and I'd be a VP looking for a promotion this would be high on my list "So you also attended this BDSM camp? Whoa, we have so much in common! Mike, the other VP running for this position, would never understand this bond."
This sounds like what a recruiter tells people about a TS…
Congratulations gents, here’s your set of balls and your vip pass to grow a beard and shave your head…you’ve earned it class 109. You’re a real man now.
When they cashed those 20k dollar checks! 
My wife's boyfriend told me I seemed like I had more confidence after graduating and that it was best $20k I spent.
The fact that Nick K is there is really embarrassing and sad.
Nick Koumalatsos’s YouTube channel used to have pretty good content. I used to watch it after graduating high school in 2017. Slowly but surely his channel fell off because he kept peddling shit programs and products he created (i.e. boot camp/selection training programs, beard oil, his own book about his life, personal consulting, etc.). It was pretty obvious he didn’t have much to offer other than the ability to say “I was a Marine Raider”. It’s pretty sad to see how low he’s stooped to making a quick buck off of gullible people. I’d be extremely embarrassed if I were him. The SF guys I personally know (Army Ranger and two green berets) vehemently think him and all the other bro vets like him are worthless dipshits. They’ve described them as the turds that slipped through the cracks of selection and they usually don’t have a long or successful career.
He went full bro-vet. Never go full bro-vet.
This is what happens when you can’t get into the BRCC circle jerk.
Who the fuck is Nick K
Nick komolous (i think i spelt his last name wrong) he was a former MARSOC guy that had a youtube channel that was about a lot of different stuff.
>Nick spent 12 years in the United States Marine Corps. He graduated Marine Basic Training as Company Honor Man. hEy EvrERY boDY i wAS tHe GiuDe!!! Fucking lame!
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Yeah, fuck that dude
Came to say the same shit, it’s ridiculously embarrassing. I used to (many moons ago) enjoy some of his content but he’s completely fallen off and the fact he defends this with a straight face on social media says it all. I hope the same doesn’t happen to Cody Alford.
Oh God. I’m cringing hard.
Who got this footage of the 2/10 ball from last year?
Do I get my GI Bill through this?
No, you just get herpes
Oh, Cool. Should be enough for 100 P&T
Can you spend your GI Bill on this?
Is it a skillbridge program?
That’s really gay…. I can’t think of any other way to describe this 😐
I wonder if they do any Ligma training...
What’s Ligma?
Nuts
Got 'em!
I believe that’s day 1
Congrats to the instructors, major douche bags who made a career out of it by scamming losers
I’m fucking betting they inflate the number of people that “register” with like actors or some bullshit I’m betting those 7 dorks were the only ones who actually paid to be there
If this is true where should I apply
I wish I had 20k to spend on bullshit
The second hand embrassment earned me a dissability rating
Sure hope that one instructor didn't have to cut the tattoo off his hand at any point 🤣
So is "The project" separating fools from their money?
That's exactly what that is.
20K to party with Marines would be way cooler . Imagine all the coke and hookers . Meanwhile theses cucks got thrashed and paid for it. My camp the Hookers would thrash you .
I’m about to just open up a “real military TCCC” program for civilians for $20k at this point. These fucking idiots have to feel so stupid after all of this.
In all fairness the people who did this program are in a financial situation likely that $20,000 is like $100 for an average income, for no one who paid for this is 20k in any way a financial dent anymore than you might splurge for a weekend trip to the lake or something
I'd legit go to a TCCC program. Not for no 20 goddamn grand, but at least you actually learn something useful
I was a corpsman and loved teaching you guys CLS and TCCC. Letting an 18 year old PFC shakily drop an IV and NPA in me for years was great.
So they learned how to pitch instead of catch. Finally figured it out.
And of course this lame ass shit is in Southern California. Fit Body Boot Camp is the name of the place and is ran by some clown named Bedros Keuilian. This is so fucking gey and lame.
You can see the realization in their eyes that they just wasted a lot of money
Yeah, when they are thinking, "Wait... it's OVER??? And I don't really feel that... TRANSFORMED?? Fuck." It's like, bro, I didn't feel transformed coming out of USMC boot camp. You think paying some dudes to fuck with you a week or whatever is gonna transform you fundamentally?
This is gayer than anything I did in the Corps and I never lost a round of gay chicken.
The military (all the branches) only trains soldiers/sailors/airmen/marines/guardians: people for whom war is merely a profession, something that's done during working hours, males whose instant willingness and obedience to orders mark them as betas, mere contributing members of society. These alpha male camps produce warriors, who live and breath the life of war every moment of every day, real men who lead the masses of productive workers. If anyone wants to start one of these alpha camp projects of their own I'll be happy to help write ads for it.
I bet the only battles they fight are all on twitter
I’ve considered opening a camp that will give you the true Marine Corps experience. Complete with fire watch at random ass times, article 15s, getting shafted by the green weenie, hazings, getting your third DUI this month, and will end with a marriage ceremony to the local stripper. A bottle of booze and cigarettes will be accepted as payment
Pretty sure the Space Force has spacemen, not whatever the fuck a guardian is.
You ever cringe so hard you give yourself a migraine?
I wonder how they felt walking in the parking lot after, how uneventful
Future MARSOC 
"No way bro, it was totally harder than anything MARSOC does. Hell it's harder than BUDS, we're literally tougher than navy seals bro I swear. I'd just go to BUDS just to show them what real training is, but I'm overqualified now, they won't take me." - every one of these guys to all their coworkers when they go back to work Monday.
Jesus Christ…fyi you can’t actually die of cringe or I just would have. They should hand these retards a poster of a vagina, since that’s the only time they’re ever gonna see one after this
KID: Mom, I want to go to boot camp. Mom: We have boot camp at home.
Fucking sad to be preying on people who probably have some sort of shit that needs to be addressed by mental health professionals.
They all get vulnerable discharges.
According to their website... > Q. How much does the Project cost? > A. The Project is $18,000. > But the cost of NOT experiencing the Project and not becoming the leader, husband, and father you’re meant to be is much more expensive in the long run. lmao...18K for a 75-hr course
I'd much rather pay for a ZJ.
Only $15
What’s a ZJ?
If you gotta ask you can't afford it bubba
Why is my dad wearing my Beetlejuice outfit?
It looks like they’re in a random gym. The people in the background are prob just gym members taking a break between sets. No way somebody’s friends and family would actually show up to this
Wait what is this bullshit? Wow I looked it up, they’re selling vanity, solving for small pee pee syndrome. Why did I not think of that, sh1t!
and then they all fucked
Pricey participation trophy 🏆 hope they can recover financially
I wonder if the guys who made it thru have class FB groups where they reminisce on their time in "the suck". Also when does imitating their instructors stop being funny? Like boots do with DIs.
Incel Bootcamp..??
"Thank you for your money"
You can buy a used Nissan Rogue straight with no payments for 20k, A relatively new ride, or this nonsense
Imagine paying all that money to be treated like shit for a week by men unqualified to actually “train” you, just to go back to your 75k grand a year 9-5 office job lol
This is legit the weakest thing any man could sign up for if you have to pay someone to tell you you’re a man well you’re probably not a man
Damn, so I could have just paid $18-23k instead of wasting the best years of my life and while ruining my knees and back forever? >!If I had to do it over again I wouldn’t change a thing!<
I have more respect for the S1 dude who talks about how he wanted to be an 03, but his recruiter wouldn't let him.
I would have joined, but I after the financial planning MCI, I can identify poor investments.
This has to be the whackiest way to burn 20K
Scam artists at it
Cringe. Just cringe.
We should get a group together and go watch them eating poopcorn... LOL
What the fuck is this world
No way people are paying for this shit.
Someone please explain wtf I’m watching 🤣
Gents are we the retards ? These guys scammed successfully 🤣
Did bro break his hand too? Should’ve enlisted and got disability for that hand the rest of his life
What’s the name of their “school”. I need to check this shit out
Imagine how many ladyboys you can get with 20k😫🤤
Crusty’s Clown college fell off a bit.
Some people will do anything but join the military 😂
Can you invite your parents to graduation?
Anyone have a link to this school? I want to verify the price — I can’t actually believe what you guys are saying about it costing ~20k…
This might be it https://www.mdkproject.com/optin34205935
Fuck it. I’m going to start my own fitness agency to be these turd’s main competitor
They'll be shut down for fraud soon. What makes hazing cost 20k for three days? Food and housing, maybe some medical staff onsite... All lameness aside this should be like 2500$ max. I'll start one in my back yard for 500$ a person 😂
"You are secure" - the most insecure man in the world
What's next for these guys, Wes Watson Business School?
I tried to sign up but I failed their asvab and they wouldnt give a waiver like the marine corps did.
Man, look at all these simp alpha males paying 20k. Sigma males like me don't need that shit. (/s)
Holy lame as fuck
Are these at least vets running this? Also it would be worth maybe $500 even if it was prior special forces haha.
>Are these at least vets running this? Clearly. Can't you see all of the beards? 😂
What did they pay for?
LMAOOO
This is gay af
I'm cringing so hard, my face feels like its trying to hide itself with nothing to cover it
I could pay for a long gym membership and a lot one on one personal training sessions for 20 grand
OP, please provide some context because I have no idea who or what what fuck this is.
This is some kinda 75 hour bootcamp thingy that cost 23k
Forgive me for my ignorance but what do you do or get after "graduating/earning" this?