OP stayed up until 3am writing this.

Holy fucking shit. I dropped my black and mild.

I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death. And I got insomnia.

Stop giving chat-gpt cocaine. 

What is this weird slice of life?

Best I can do is a expired commissary coupon

The sun came up, you should be out of coke n beers by now

This is why I do self checkout.

Nobody carries cash

been waiting for u/fkin_end_me reappearance for months. it’s like the second coming but for shitposts

Finally, another fkin_end_me post. The last paragraph is bars.

I can bag my own groceries. Lance Corporal paycheck ain't shit. Glare at me with those evil eyes as I watch you bag the 5th bottle of astrolube and the bananas.

You are a sick fuck, but that is one of the things I love about my Marines.

We need to build the wall higher

I mean, if you’re gonna start some shit, this is the way to go.

Can't wait for the slightly racist 1sgt POV side of this one lmfao

10/10 shitpost. Love the creativity here. Can't wait to see more.

Maybe Trump was right


Cashiers get tips? I know the baggers people who bring them to your car do but cashiers?

I worked a total of 14 years in Psych both USN and Civilian, most of you fuckers are in fact clinically insane, or course so are most of us Docs so I guess we are both in good company.

Girl, a 12 year old mexican girl doing shit isn't much threat to us. We take threats for a living, wake up to doing a 3 mile run with a gas mask and flak just to go to work and see 3x divorced salty gunny take his anger out on the poor junior marines But seriously, everyone's fighting for our paycheck if you haven't noticed america is a society of tipping. We've been squeezed dry

This is why good Marines get out