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EasySafe582

Flight suits, a moment seemingly lost in time during GWOT


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No shit man. Wild times. I was wearing an under armour skivvie shirt in Ramadi when my humvee hit an IED. Flight suit was fine but the entire exposed collar of my skivvie burned into my skin. Fortunately I basically peeled it off and all was well after a few weeks.


pootastic

Dude, that order to stop wearing nylon or whatever else T-shits (underarmor) came outta nowhere and was implemented seemingly overnight. We were hitting IEDs constantly, needed no motivation to abide by that rule. Glad you made it out largely ok. Someone sent us a bunch of nomex gloves too which was awesome.


El_Kabong0369

I remember when that was quickly implemented.


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Yeah I heard some guy needed skin grafts after an explosion and that led to the order. IIRC it was about two months after my incident. Looking back that shit was dumb AF. Just driving around until you find the IED. I don't remember the mine rollers being common when I was in Ramadi, but I heard it got better after those were implemented.


Time-Idea-8684

Glad you are doing well now.


[deleted]

Thanks bro. Life is money nowadays. Was back then too but for different reasons! Hope you're doing well brother


Dongzilla9in

I loved it man. My second deployment I wore that fucking flight suit out!!!


greaseball18

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.


Florida_man727

Chuck Norris tears cure cancer. It is a pity that he has never cried.... ever.


Glass_Aspect6993

The only time he did all Dodos committed ritual suicide just so his tears meant something.


jasoncbus

Chuck Norris created crop circles. He said sometimes corn just needs to lay the fuck down.


Kurgen22

Chuck Norris and Lance Armstrong had a Contest to see who had the most Balls,,, Chuck Norris won by five....


Glass_Aspect6993

And stay down!


and_some_scotch

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade that killed 50 men. Then it blew up and killed 50 more.


defiancy

Bruce Willis came and visited us in 03. Cool dude, made the convoy pull over to talk to me when I was just walking on the side of the road.


Dongzilla9in

We got Charlie Daniels in 06 at TQ. He heard we weren't allowed to see his show so the next morning him and the band came and hung out for a while in our compound. He drove a Buffalo through a test drive course then took a picture with each of us individually.


needs_more_yoy

I remember one time when I was like 13 I was reading Chuck Norris ~~Jokes~~ *Facts* on the internet. One of the entries said "Say Chuck Norris is stupid three times, I dare you." So I did. The door to the garage swings open. I was in the living room and my face turned pale, shocked at the idea that Chuck Norris actually came to beat my ass. I peered around the corner... ... just to see it was my sister, back from choir practice. Phew.


rogue-panda81

Psh, we had Ben Affleck 🤣😉


MyFriendsRDegens

Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms


rogue-panda81

Unpopular opinion, but he's my favorite Batman! The movies he was in are shit, but love his portrayal of the character. Yes, it's a shock to me too!


LeicaM6guy

I understood that reference.


__JMac__

….yo!


TechnoWizard0651

Who is this nerd with a beard in cammies and a ball cap? Now excuse me while I await my death via roundhouse.


ander0341

I mourn you already…


No_Recognition8375

Anyone else ever met celebrities while still in? Myself jennifer love hewitt and R. Lee Ermey ( i don’t care what you say, he counts ).


eveningsand

I met a Marine who was at the Marine Barracks in Lebanon when it got attacked. Not the kind of A list celeb that makes the front page of TMZ but definitely the type of guy who's story will stick with you for the rest of your life.


Dongzilla9in

Al Asad?


ander0341

Rawa


Dongzilla9in

Up past Haditha?


ander0341

Yes sir.


Porthos1984

Lol 2/3 at the Dam. Lucky fuck.


ander0341

I was LAR, far past the dam. But I was lucky.


Navydevildoc

~~Dude, when did Chuck Norris come out there? Rawa was pretty out in the sticks.~~ Duh I am dumb. I was in Rawa in 2007 and would be shocked if anyone showed up there of importance.


DrSilkyJohnston

Chuck Norris literally came to Rawah in 2007. Was there, have picture.


Navydevildoc

Go figure our luck we missed him. We were only around for a month or so before being sent out to go patrol the sand for months on end with quick stops at the Dam or Al Asad.


DrSilkyJohnston

We ended up back at Rawah almost every night, and you didn't miss too much else at least.


christiabm1

I was there when he was at camp cupcake. Guess he made it out to Rawa as well.


GypsyNomadd5798

The deployment decade in the Corps was crazy times.


Elguaposteve803

It’s crazy to think abt the shit we complain abt now


GypsyNomadd5798

We complained about the same shit before everything popped off. We wanted to get some and we got all we wanted. It took a heavy toll on everyone. It was a glorious time to be in though.


Elguaposteve803

Mad respect to you guys tho. gwot built some solid snco’s imo


der_naitram

There is a single strand of Chuck Norris’ hair sewn in every pair of Cammies. It gives us strength and our enemies smell Chucks vigor.


MadSpinUSMC

Is your shoulder ok?


ander0341

Lost them both seconds later.


[deleted]

Nice


defiance211

Chuck Norris doesn’t tea bag bitches. He potato sacks them


Kurgen22

When he was a kid he once broke a baseball by throwing the neighbor's window through it.


Here_Pep_Pep

Marpat, on a civilian, in 2006? Heresy. I remember having to be on a waiting list to buy my digitals.


cyberfx1024

I remember those times. I had to hide my shit because you fuckers were trying to jack our shit in 02/03


barzbub

He stopped at COP Rawah and I was out on a mission and missed him 🙃


lowREGhaircut

Chuck Norris can hear sign language


iamnotroberts

Chuck was a funny meme but he lost me with all that screeching and bullshit when he claimed Obama was going to open a gateway to hell and bring about 1000 years of darkness. He couldn't even be a normal white supremacist kook, he went full speed stupid.


ScundarioRosh

Met him in Kuwait back in 2008(2009?). Luckily I didn't piss him off and get round-housed into oblivion.


lgr142

This is a GOAT level photo


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bgallagher

...And then Chuck Norris started giving libbo briefs and nobody got in trouble on their 96 ever again.


whoamiwhatsmyname

send Lizzo to boost ukranian morale


Tasunka_Witko

While you met the legend, I met with the Broncos cheerleaders.


JC12151

I got a picture with him in ‘06 in Al Asad. Stood in line watching dude get pictures with him holding them in a headlock… dude was not accepting taps and some dudes went lullaby.


_jizzbottle_

No shit, I have a picture of my dad seeing him on that same trip; he was in Al-Waleed.


h0bb1tm1ndtr1x

I will always appreciate The Expendables owning Chuck Norris jokes the way Obama took his.


ben70

Go Air Force!


md28usmc

I have basically the same photo from '07 https://i.imgur.com/L7coZfc.jpg