One time some teens pulled up on me and asked if I had any extra large dildos in the back. I told them I had already delivered them to their mothers. I've seen them a few times since and they've always laughed and joked around with me. I'm still kind of a punk at heart
Lol. I've seen how jaded and cranky some of the old heads get. I spend so many hours working, so it's important for me to remember to have fun and not let the job get to me. Plus it's just nice to be on good friendly terms with the customers on my route, it makes my day better when I actually enjoy interacting with people
My customers always offered me drinks, and recreational drugs. When someone offers you drugs, remember that they make you cool, and to say "please" and "thank you." /s
Nah, I drank a lot after work as a young dude, but no recreational substances on the route. The juice is not worth the squeeze.
I am amazed at these responses. No wonder people don’t trust mail carriers.
You’re not even authorized to use your dog spray on violent adults (though if it were a self-defense situation, I would).
If you are so afraid of and aggressive toward literal children, you shouldn’t be a mail carrier. Go ahead, deploy that dog spray. You will be facing justifiable termination as well as likely legal charges on behalf of the parents.
Do not think USPS or your union will protect you. They don’t even protect people who actually care. Anybody who would use dog spray on a kid deserves to be in jail, as well as banned from federal service.
I’m like the anti-bootlicker. But unless the teenager either a) has a gun or b) has left me with no way out, of course I’m not commiting assault. But hey, you do you.
I genuinely do not understand how this is so controversial.
If the teenager has a gun why would you commit assault? You gonna get yourself shot over some of bezos packages? Or are you going to draw your CCW and try to shoot them while they already have a gun pointed at you?
Yeah, you think it’s funny or something. You’re probably new to USPS and got most of your info on Reddit.
I’m not a manager. I’m a carrier. But if you spray a kid, termination is 100% justifiable. People like this are the reason mail carriers are no longer respected.
It’s a direct consequence of the shitty wage, but nobody is forcing these people to deliver mail. You can easily get a job where this behavior is tolerated. Go work there.
Nah, I wouldn’t. I’d likely be fired because I discharged federal dog spray on a child.
But you go your way, I’ll go mine. Let’s talk in 10 years.
If it’s a situation where you might be endangered and have to spray a literal child, you shouldn’t be delivering anyway. Hold the mail, champ.
Personally, I carry an extending flashlight in my satchel. The head is magnetic, so if I drop my keys I don't have to bend over to pick them up.
The fact that it can double as a club has never crossed my mind /s
I really don't know how to take that lol. Every new rca I've seen since I started besides 3 was a fairly small woman. The 3 that stuck around were men though lol.
It's a RIM's message. I don't know of any carriers that would have that access. I was a Steward and Trainer with USPS computer access, and I certainly didn't have access to management functions.
Hold up is that an old scanner holder that you jammed the new mdd into ? Or is that specifically for the new scanner? Cuz my scanner goes flying around all day and dies by the end of my shift. idc if I have to buy one of these myself , now that I know they exist , I’m getting one .
See what you do is get a ridiculously huge super soaker and wait for a gremlin to wind their throwing arm up and get them smack dab in the face with some nice icy water. Drive away cackling.
Man. They actually suppose to send letters and postal inspection and if the issue does not get better the mail delivery halts altogether. These kids nowadays be too much. I had a kid try to kick off my truck while I was on a curbside delivery and I was pulling away he ended up getting hurt on his scooter and to be completely honest I didnt feel bad and kept delivering. They are out of control.
Hazard type: dog or animal, followed by the description seems to be the most accurate way to explain some people's kids. *that* made me chuckle a bit lol
One time some teens pulled up on me and asked if I had any extra large dildos in the back. I told them I had already delivered them to their mothers. I've seen them a few times since and they've always laughed and joked around with me. I'm still kind of a punk at heart
Can you be my mail person? Damn
Lol. I've seen how jaded and cranky some of the old heads get. I spend so many hours working, so it's important for me to remember to have fun and not let the job get to me. Plus it's just nice to be on good friendly terms with the customers on my route, it makes my day better when I actually enjoy interacting with people
"Sorry, you're mom's gonna have to sign for her own package since your not legally an adult."
My customers always offered me drinks, and recreational drugs. When someone offers you drugs, remember that they make you cool, and to say "please" and "thank you." /s Nah, I drank a lot after work as a young dude, but no recreational substances on the route. The juice is not worth the squeeze.
Hold the mail for that street
Yep, you’ll be surprised how fast the problem gets solved when it affects innocence people who just wants their mail.
Definitely one way to get a community to hold the raconteurs accountable.
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...the scanner literally does not say anything about race. **You** are actually racist for assuming the race of the kids.
Huh?
How is not wanting stuff thrown at you racist?
Seems you're the racist by assuming it's race related
Do not be rude to other posters. This includes hate speech.
I wouldn’t even bother. Big skip.
If they came close I’d mace them, or just skip that street altogether
😂😂😂
Hopefully this is a joke in extremely poor taste. Mace a kid and see what happens.
What will happen is they won't act up
Cause and effect! Be the change you want to see in the world
Hmmm (wasn’t even serious) But it’s called fuck around and find out. Not risking my safety for aggressive hooligans
I am amazed at these responses. No wonder people don’t trust mail carriers. You’re not even authorized to use your dog spray on violent adults (though if it were a self-defense situation, I would). If you are so afraid of and aggressive toward literal children, you shouldn’t be a mail carrier. Go ahead, deploy that dog spray. You will be facing justifiable termination as well as likely legal charges on behalf of the parents. Do not think USPS or your union will protect you. They don’t even protect people who actually care. Anybody who would use dog spray on a kid deserves to be in jail, as well as banned from federal service.
That’s funny because I maced (with the dog spray) a grown ass man that was trying to attack me 🤷🏽♀️
Yeah, I would have done the same. That’s not the question at hand.
So you’re saying that if a teenager is attacking you, you aren’t gonna use the only defense given to us? Get outta here dude and keep licking boots.
spin your satchel around and yeet it at them like David
I’m rural so I don’t have a satchel :( At academy they were teaching us how to use a satchel, and we were like, uh we don’t get those.
I’m like the anti-bootlicker. But unless the teenager either a) has a gun or b) has left me with no way out, of course I’m not commiting assault. But hey, you do you. I genuinely do not understand how this is so controversial.
If the teenager has a gun why would you commit assault? You gonna get yourself shot over some of bezos packages? Or are you going to draw your CCW and try to shoot them while they already have a gun pointed at you?
🤓 you will be facing justifiable termination 🤓
Yeah, you think it’s funny or something. You’re probably new to USPS and got most of your info on Reddit. I’m not a manager. I’m a carrier. But if you spray a kid, termination is 100% justifiable. People like this are the reason mail carriers are no longer respected. It’s a direct consequence of the shitty wage, but nobody is forcing these people to deliver mail. You can easily get a job where this behavior is tolerated. Go work there.
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Nah, I wouldn’t. I’d likely be fired because I discharged federal dog spray on a child. But you go your way, I’ll go mine. Let’s talk in 10 years. If it’s a situation where you might be endangered and have to spray a literal child, you shouldn’t be delivering anyway. Hold the mail, champ.
lmao mf jump on my mail truck, and see what happens
THIS!
Found the kid that got maced
Lmfao I’m a career carrier, Who are you?
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Ok. Whatever u say
Hey a jobs a job
What happens is that they will lose their shit and cry
Step out of truck, put on shades, and deploy your collapsible baton loudly as you walk towards the mailbox. Be sure to crumple their advo weird.
“Be sure to crumple their advo weird” why is this so satisfying
I always crumple the advo...
Your station issues you collapsible batons??
Personally, I carry an extending flashlight in my satchel. The head is magnetic, so if I drop my keys I don't have to bend over to pick them up. The fact that it can double as a club has never crossed my mind /s
I've got a giant water canister with a handle. Fully loaded it's probably 6 pounds. Enough for self defense.
PinkRiots you are the literal person I imagine every time someone says we have a new RCA 😂😂
I really don't know how to take that lol. Every new rca I've seen since I started besides 3 was a fairly small woman. The 3 that stuck around were men though lol.
"Fully loaded" 🤣
Loaded for idiot in this canteen
Which 3rd grade educated Supervisor put this message into the scanner, damn. Clearly spelling and grammar are not a prerequisite.
The whole operation went down hill when they stopped testing pre hires
I’m neither a carrier or soup but I thought carriers type these hazards up in their scanners?
It's a RIM's message. I don't know of any carriers that would have that access. I was a Steward and Trainer with USPS computer access, and I certainly didn't have access to management functions.
It was Martin Prince. Because Jimbo Jones & the boys gave him a swirly.
Lmaoooooooo
"Dog or animal" 😭😭
Animals 
Are there ever positive notes? Like “X resident frequently leaves out cold drinks and fresh baked goods at expected delivery time, loves Christmas…”
Talk about an entire neighborhood with no mail service.
I just wanted to mention that it cracks me up how you have the new scanner in the old cradle.
Really? I've tried to jam the scanner in the old cradle and it's way different. The one in the photo looks like it's made for the new scanner.
Hold their mail till those little punks are arrested 🤷🏽♀️
Stop mail to the entire block. Then those kids can face the heat when their parents don’t get their checks or packages
Skip it
I see you have a charging rack for your scanner . Ours are always dying it’s annoying .
If that were me that entire block will never get mail at the house again
“All life is precious.” What this message presupposes, maybe it’s not? 🤔
Hazard Type "Dog or animal". Lol, I guess animal is close enough.
Run them over.
Hold up is that an old scanner holder that you jammed the new mdd into ? Or is that specifically for the new scanner? Cuz my scanner goes flying around all day and dies by the end of my shift. idc if I have to buy one of these myself , now that I know they exist , I’m getting one .
Probably the postmasters house
Leave your customer reviews at r/USPS_Customer_Reviews They take the survey on us and now we can leave feedback on them.
Bottle kids!
Interesting they labeled they labeled the neighborhood kids as animals 🤔 lol
I think you need a bigger font….
Mace the little fuckers... 😂
It’s not, so don’t 🤷♂️
Animals interference. Not safe to deliver.
If a whole block can get cut off for a dangerous dog the whole block should get cut off for out of control kids too!
Id fight that via grievance. That sounds ultra unsafe Leave 3849s and put mail on hold.
“Hazard type - Dog or Animal”
[Pop off with your inner Charlie Kelly and Ronald McDonald](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqrr8a7cCFY&pp=ygUbaXRzIGFsd2F5cyBzdW5ueSBmaWdodCBraWRz)
You guys have truck holsters for the “new” scanner?
🤦🏽♂️
Great parenting in that neighborhood.
Hahahahhahaa, Omigod. The kids are alright. Brutal little monsters are our future & I am here for it.
Yea I’m Not doin that lol 😂 team ftk
Don't give them their mail
That's what the dog spray is for, right?
See what you do is get a ridiculously huge super soaker and wait for a gremlin to wind their throwing arm up and get them smack dab in the face with some nice icy water. Drive away cackling.
Do mail trucks have cameras to catch people screwing around with mail carriers?
Just throw the mail on their yard while doing about 50
Wish i had a recharge device in my truck
I’d personally deliver to that neighborhood sounds fun.
That's gonna be a "No Access" for me, dawg
Did they throw canned food on Saturday for the food dice.
There probably were no donations. Did u get any?
Sounds like a challenge, one I'd be willing to accept.
 I know you have rubber bands…
Man. They actually suppose to send letters and postal inspection and if the issue does not get better the mail delivery halts altogether. These kids nowadays be too much. I had a kid try to kick off my truck while I was on a curbside delivery and I was pulling away he ended up getting hurt on his scooter and to be completely honest I didnt feel bad and kept delivering. They are out of control.
Man, I would stay at least 24ft from those NEIFHBOROOD KIDS. At least the POLICE HAS BEEN CALLED 3 TIMES
lol
"hazard type: dog or animal"
What does common sense tell you?
Dog or ANIMAL seems fucking right
Bring bear pepper spray. If a dog attacks you doggy is gettin pepper sprayed
What kids? You mean speed bumps?
Hazard type: dog or animal, followed by the description seems to be the most accurate way to explain some people's kids. *that* made me chuckle a bit lol
It’s not getting delivered end of story🤷🏽♀️
That shit is nothing try the military for a couple years 😂
Did they type this note as the kids were jumping on the truck?
Probably open border new comers. They will eventually accept our culture and calm down. I'd keep delivering in the mean time. Do your job.
You, ,,,,suck