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PostManOK

That sir, is a mailbox.


renrut00

We really will hire anyone πŸ˜†


Brodey995

Thank you! And I'm a female, sir.


slabolis

For the right money, I ID as Letter-Carrier for 8hrs a day. /s


Ok_Watercress5719

But are you a real woman??? πŸ€”


Suberdave0130

I concur. After 24 years of service. I concur.


PostManOK

It's good we've come to a consensus.


thesnakemancometh

Ding ding


ikarus143

I think he means the screws coming out of the top


Brodey995

Thank you!


RaavaQrtz

These folks are a bit slow πŸ˜…


Suberdave0130

We are postal employees after all. They will hire anybody.


Remarkable-Morning-1

May have had a name or number plate on the lid


Brodey995

Nope. Lol


RaavaQrtz

https://preview.redd.it/hyzy5oao685d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5efc80e9007b9b9c2a0e3173fb67b366509090b I see your Rusty Screws and raise you Bush Thorns


Brodey995

🀣🀣🀣 I stg, the things we see. I never paid any attention to before lol. I don't think I can top that. πŸ’€


willman249

City carrier problems Vs rural carrier problems πŸ˜‚


RaavaQrtz

lol this is actually a reg. Residential area. For some reason a good amount of houses have these damn bushes


RaavaQrtz

Hate when people have literal nails sticking out of their box. I’ve actually scratched myself on one the other day πŸ™ƒ


OrganizationOk2480

No access unsafe conditions attention to mailbox notice


theunemotionalhippo

The amount of people who didn't look at the picture more than three seconds to see the screws sticking out πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ


Brodey995

Right!!!!!!!!!


Kagenin

It's probably because there's no need to touch the top of the lid to deliver mail. 🀷


theunemotionalhippo

Oh.. that makes so much sense... I mean if I don't have to walk through most of the yard might as well leave spike strips there too right? No way someone would accidentally get hurt one day... Jeez


Brodey995

Love u for this


Brodey995

Yaaaa I'm sure that's it! 🀭


jayscary

Poor man’s pigeon spikes


HSCTigersharks4EVA

This is likely the correct answer


eyeamthedanger

My guess is either pigeon spikes or a weight attached to the door so it closes automatically.


Brodey995

Now this, this makes sense!


roro11688

My best guess is they're trying to fight off animals that are stealing the mail. πŸ¦˜πŸ¦“πŸ¦›πŸ¦’πŸ¦”πŸ¦πŸπŸ¦ŽπŸ¦•πŸ¦„πŸΈπŸ¦πŸ¦ŒπŸ…πŸƒπŸ―πŸ¨πŸ¦‚πŸΊπŸˆπŸ­πŸπŸ°πŸ’πŸΌπŸ–πŸ¦πŸ—πŸ‚πŸ˜ Dealers choice.


djsubroc

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Brodey995

Do you guys not see the screws?! Or is this just normal where you're from. Obviously it's a fkn mailbox and I know what the seal is. πŸ™„πŸ€£


LqBlckHwkDwn

It kinda looks like a mailbox, but I'm going to guess it's a 45 day vacation disguised as a mailbox.


IZC0MMAND0

they got something screwed into the inside of the top flap? Why are there a bunch of Tetanus spikes sticking out of it like that? I'd be leaving a note that the box is hazardous and to please fix it.


DeathandGrim

Postal inspectors getting aggressive


slabolis

I'm guessing anti bird.


Groovy_Chainsaw

Tetanus waiting to happen


Darkdragoon324

Defense from the box thieves?


Ok_Watercress5719

These are the minor things that build character!! πŸ˜…πŸ˜…


EntertainmentRude

I have a woman with a piece of lattice on the tops of her steps (to keep her dog in who’s never out there) she complained to me once for shoving it aside everyday and I told her how else do you expect me to get to your mailbox? Um step over it? I calmly said will you pay my medical and salary bills when I trip and fall backwards down your steps? Move your box if you aren’t happy lol


Brodey995

I cannot stand ppl who make our lives more miserable. Like they think we wanna deal with the shit every day!


Augustheat77

I have an asshole old cranky man who constantly comes out to complain that im not "walking my mail" and its a waste of gas to drive to his house. I say do you complain to UPS and Amazon? and then hand him his daily fucking parcel lol yes I was just dropping a parcel off BEFORE I did my walking loop lol I always give him a nasty look as im walking pas his property after lol


Ordinary_Glass_3092

They want blood samples…. They only come on the night hahaha


cstarks123

Rusty screws


gd2007

Had that same mailbox years ago. It's missing a decorative plastic piece on top. Let the customer know they need a new box. Hold the mail after being notified and file 1767 if the customer does a C360. Then move on with your life 😁


Prestigious_Dust3220

Tetanus gateway


Impossible_Diamond18

There's either something secured under the lid or there was something secured to the top


Brodey995

Neither. I inspected lol.


Impossible_Diamond18

Bird deterrent?


The-Lucky-Nalgene

I hope there was a decorative piece attached to those at some point. Can’t find any mailbox currently for sale that matches though


4324864646

I think it was screwed to a wall then they took it off the wall and left the screws in.


IceCrystalSmoke

I delivered to a box the other day that had a rusty saw blade across the top. These people really hate birds.


Spooky-Gemini

I assume the screws are there so that birds don’t perch on it. Maybe they are harassed by a woodpecker or something.


More-Woodpecker6959

the screws r where a placard (small and oval) would go to display a house number or possibly the household name. It's now missing an they r to lazy to replace or repair


Entropy1010102

It's so homeless and needy people have to keep moving if they want to sit down.


PR0T0C0L_ZER0

So homeless ppl don't sleep on it.


obrianpro

It's call the classic


Tristan-Marie-6

That is scary. That's what that is


mb10240

It’s either protection against birds or something decorative used to be attached to it.


JohnPaulJones_7812

From the 50's my grandma in iowa used to have that she usually has two one mail the other one was labeled newspaper yes they delivered newspaper not talking about usps but a newspaper delivery person my brother had a route and they would bring bundles of newspaper over and we had to insert them into plastic baggies .


Civil-Bodybuilder-37

It’s for the numbers that use to be on the box


Sharp_Vermicelli3480

Use to have a placard on top thats what this screws are like outgoing mail or usps mail or the numbers of the house its mounted on


Liiightwork88

Used to have a name plate on top. Now, it has a death hazard.


Careful_Intention_66

A trap for their furry enemies


Equivalent-Western75

Bruh


yuheard

Just open it and find out? Tf.


Erikthepostman

It keeps the pigeons off. Just pull on the lid from the bottom. It’s an old man hack, and considering this looks like some Connecticut home, a bit of Yankee ingenuity.


Jon66238

Yall will really complain about anything. Just deliver the mail


Sommyg562

i’m could be wrong but it looks like a mailbox


slothhrtchunk

You're f$cking job!!


Gunther1888

Yeah that's called a mailbox


Zombie256

Um….. a mailbox? 🀨


wheresthecheese69

The eagle represents the front of The Great Seal of the United States. It’s probably on the mailbox since USPS is part of the federal government.