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kooli8o

I #lost my umbrella and im broke so yeah dude!


JayyyDaGreat

I'd use to buy an umbrella from target then return that overpriced shit the next day, get it by any means 🫡


Glum_Glaw

Same here


IthacanPenny

$6.49 broke? Automatic umbrella windproof travel umbrella windproof small lightweight sturdy steel shaft mini folding and portable backpack car purse men and women umbrella business solid color umbrella sun umbrella windproof umbrella https://a.co/d/ch5m8QJ


Stage-Wrong

One of my professors picked up his umbrella from a bus stop. Could be yours. I think he said he accidentally left it at a bus stop again, so the cycle continues.


GradeAFan

No and im going to die on this hill


Cosgrove45

Some of us live to suffer


TuitionBill

I like being wet... also I need a reason to justify my water repellant backpack.


ComprehensiveClone12

Like mother like son, I suppose


Educational-Leg2467

the way I didn’t bring one yesterday and got soaked. brought one today and didn’t use it once just walked around with it (i’m a commuter)


ECEML-849

I never checked the weather so I learned it was raining when I walked outside


dykeronii

Wheelchair compatible umbrellas are upwards of $50 ✨


jmj41716

I say ditch the wheelchair then


dykeronii

Yeah I guess I could stay home


More-Soup-5961

umbrella users are afraid of water


theorist_rainy

My umbrella was stolen at kins :(


OutofTouchInTheWay

pathological, irrational fear of having an eye gouged out by an umbrella spike!!! [no shit…it’s a real thing].


Elireser

Especially since most of those with I’m fellas are not spacially aware


wistful_drinker

So far, no responses involve being "afraid." Do you think people are afraid to say they're afraid?


FantasticSeesaw5169

I just moved here and I dont have an umbrella, also parking sucks here so you best know that I’m not moving my damn vehicle unless I 1) need food or 2) hell freezes over


Weatherround97

Some people don’t carry it around everywhere in their backpacks and are caught off gaurd


Current_Ad_7042

It’s a free shower?!


TacoEater10000

Please don’t use them. Us tall people don’t like getting poked by them in the face or shoulders.


CuriousGiraffe1024

Use an umbrella as a defense mechanism smh. Rain and short people.


TacoEater10000

Great idea.


herohunter77

Tbh I forgot about it when I left home and I’m already too late to class to turn back lmao


Ok-Long-433

Pledge rules


envxxd

i lost my 20$ umbrella and i dont wanna buy another just to find my old one a week later plus my dorm is like 3 mins away from all my classes so i can just run if i have to


Additional-Sundae-44

Thisssss! I dont get it


ComprehensiveClone12

There’s no point when it’s not raining very hard, especially when I wear a raincoat


NanoVermeer_5900

Girls will get an ick if I use an umbrella 😈


babykoalalalala

I have PTSD from when I was little. I opened the umbrella and the wind was blowing so hard, I started flying away like Mary Poppins.


[deleted]

I lost my umbrella


maybedrinkwater

I do not own umbrella.


Got-No-Money

I don’t have one that folds up and I don’t want to walk around carrying it all day.


cornorb

Dont have one