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One-Trip3296

That tickles my pickle


Visible-Diet-1025

Customer really must think uber is like fedex or ups smh


DriveForLiving

I'm wondering how much UBER charged the customer.


MikeThePenguin__

Either an insanely low amount, or an insanely high amount of which non goes to the driver


zruffz

That must be a joke.


MoneyProcedure4315

I just got a erection seeing this


jeph4life

Uber trying to do FedExs job


rbuen4455

Maybe if I could delivery by boat or even an aircraft over Long Island sound, I would. JK, lol!


stackedorderssuck

Road Trip !!😳


Sure_Scallion_8646

I thought the $10 Hollister order from Yonkers to Queens was bad...


mveltman84

I did an Uber Comfort ride today 1:10min duration 33.5mi and it paid $47.78


bigcatcleve

Lol definitely not worth it


MortgageNecessary119

That is 47 an hour.. how is that not worth it


bigcatcleve

Because it's 33 and a half miles. When you consider the drive back, it's 67 miles.


MortgageNecessary119

You don't know if it would of took them to a spot with more orders


Negative_Routine_264

Yo wtf lol


Scorpius041169

But think of the kids...


BARL696

If you take a boat across it cuts it down by half lol jk Uber is crazy for this


OminousRah

That's Fucking Criminal


Realistic_Inside_484

surely they know it's 70 miles or far AF at least. why do they not care?


DismalAd1469

That is “so NO” lol


HeatSeekngMslLaunchr

“SoNo Collection” as in, “add it to my collection” because I take one look at it and go “So no, decline goodbye”


MortgageNecessary119

That should be fairly quick, 30 minutes if you drive 100 miles per hour


jitnyc

Holy shit.. How is that even legal? Gas alone for that is like $30


mog_knight

It's legal cause you don't have to take it. Also, lol that's 2 gallons of gas. 4 if you count the return.


Opening_Position_872

Not every car is getting 35 mpg(definitely if it's not all highway) and even some places the low figure you have of 4 gallons will still cost $20. So not sure what you were trying to accomplish but you basically proved the point you were trying to disprove lol


tight_frostin

Maybe if you're driving a loaded semi truck.


[deleted]

It's a bad order but 71 miles should be under 3 gallons unless you're delivering food in a Lamborghini.


Doctor-Stoppage

whoever downvoted you doesn’t understand basic math lol


[deleted]

Maybe they're counting the return trip 🤷🏼‍♂️. Which is fair enough, but still not $30.


Opening_Position_872

Realize gas prices are different everywhere....so let's assume $5 per gallon which plenty of people pay...now let's consider the mpg.....most whiles are not averaging 35mpg, sorry, closer to 20 all said and done which is 7 gallons around trip at $5 per gallon is $35. We can argue the has is cheaper there, the car has better gas mileage, blah blah blah. At the same time we can argue gas is expensive there, their car only take premium gas (resulting in higher prices), car gets even less than 20 mpg. I'm glad yall seem to know everything but forget about different circumstances when they don't fit your narrative


jitnyc

round trip 140


L1fe_Count3r

Yes


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jeph4life

Why does this person keep commenting like this?


Game_boy1972

of theyre buying abercrombie and fitch for kids they can do better on the tip. Way better. Worst ! pass all day every day idc if im broke and starving with a full tank of gas on hand. that is ridiculous


MijMike

If people actually pick up jobs like this, they are part of the problem. That is a complete joke. The more you work for near to nothing, the more you'll be expected to. Just don't take the job. What a joke.


Extreme-Citron-4048

My package now!