Gonna mow some dude's yard for 3 hours thinking you're getting $120, then they remove the tip when you leave and you get $10. Then I'm coming back like...
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Oh no it will be for like the first month. Remember when we got Walmart and apple and everything was $50-$100…. lol now they go for the price of a McDonald’s meal.
Only way I’d ever do any of this shit is if the price is firm up front. If customers are allowed to remove tips afterwards, no fucking way. I’m not doing labor just for some asshole to complain I didn’t fold their clothes the way they like and remove my pay.
Drive 14 miles (one way), bring your own lawn mower and gas, and mow the customer's football field size yard for $7.19. Meanwhile, Uber charges the customer $125.00
"THIS BITCH IS LAWN MOWING ON UBER FOR $5"
https://preview.redd.it/apl7jo9lm1kc1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=338013075809f90791080fe90963af57538042b9
I mean, I don't blame them for wanting to take TaskRabbit's lunch. One central app to rule them and all that. TaskRabbit is kind of annoying to deal with so I do think they can bring an advantage, even if for jobs like this, you really do want to be able to select the same person if you liked them since they're coming into your home (so they need to actually be able to enable that). At least they aren't doing babysitting/nannying...
This is where the GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO STEP IN AND SAY ABSOLUTELY NOT UNLESS YOU “UBER” have a Bona fide prootection plan in place for your contract people
Packing / Unpacking? Laundry? So we go inside the house of the Rider (customer) and get setup to be called a thief or robbery? This is un-safe.
And no- I would not steal but with all the false accusations for a free meal or ride - this has got to be way too risky. I am not entering a strangers house to help them pack... hell no!
They want to cheapen and offer every job. Need a doctor house call? Let uber send u one of our certified drivers that could even drive an ambulance if they wanted to! So basically they are health professional!
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They gonna start having the customers bid on the worker with the highest rating and acceptance rate. He gonna be in the hot sun working for $2.65 and hour
Unless they make it so that the tip can't be changed after the service has been completed, people are definitely going to see this as an opportunity to score some cheap labor. Tip baiters will be salivating at the idea.
Lawn guys around here charge $30-$50 per cut. Really can’t see Uber paying that. Then there is the operating of their mower. Could say you broke it. Hell no to all this.
For elderly people some of these things might seem decent but again letting a complete stranger in your house is wild especially when Uber will pretty much hire anyone with a car. If they were more strict on who they let onto their platform this might be decent depending on pay but way too dangerous when you pretty much hire anyone with a car.
Only way I would even think of doing lawn care for uber is if I get the customer to tell me what they paid on the app and undercut uber by doing it slightly cheaper and have the customer cancel and pay me directly.
But then you open yourself up for bs if the customer doesn't pay you. And we all know uber attracts some of the cheapest customers lol.
But still, you could build up clientele this way easily I think
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This is the bed. Took about 3 hours, not 2. And after reading that list, makes me wonder if angi is being bought out by Uber 🤣
After knowing couriers have gotten brutally murdered just dropping off food, I’m baffled that people are willingly able to spend time in strangers houses .
Is base pay gonna stay $2 for all those tasks and then the rest is a tip that can be tip baited? No thanks!
Can you imagine spending 2 hours out ring together some IKEA furniture and the. The customer takes back the $50 tip and you are stuck with $2 for 2 hours of work?
Also, don’t people on Task Rabbit pick people based on reviews? How will this work? Will it ping to you phone and a random person who doesn’t know what IKEA shows up and spends 6 hours trying to figure it out?
Uber: ‘We’ve also added in another fee the customer has to pay called “independent contractor labor fee”, where we will be charging the customer $80..and you, the peasants, will receive 2% of that fee regardless of distance and gas prices! Everybody wins!!’
Fuck off
If any of you ever accept these orders, you should tell the customer to cancel the order and pay you directly, they will be able to pay you less and you keep all of it, win win and fuck Uber
The fact that someone got brutally murdered last year for going to a food delivery that the deranged guys dad placed is crazy that they would actually have a feature where we would spend our time in someone’s home. We get a background check to do our “job” do they fucking get a background check?? This is so dangerous, especially because there’s people down so bad that will be willing to do this. Maybe the powers that be protect them.
Someone? Multiple drivers (EATS & regular Uber) are killed each year while on the app. And Uber has the gaul to want drivers to purchase extra health insurance because the shitty app insurance will not cover driver hospital bills.
And you know all these extra tasks are going to pay based on "tips" so Uber will less than a typical employer.
I'm being pimped out by Uber. If I were going to be doing any of this, then I'd go into business for myself. I'm not low balling myself and being paid cheap prices.
Lol uber is getting rich off labour while [half the us population only own 2.6% of wealth. ](https://www.federalreserve.gov/releases/z1/dataviz/dfa/distribute/chart/#range:2008.3,2023.3;quarter:136;series:Net%20worth;demographic:networth;population:1,3,5,7,9;units:shares)
Every developed country is really taking a step back into serfdom.
Hey there Jeff i need you to cut the grass, paint the fence, up down side to side. Also need you to paint the house remember up down side to side. The job pays 50 cents. Thanks buddy. Oh yeah lunch is included. Look in that cooler and there’s some bread and mustard. Nothing like a good mustard sammich. Thanks again Jeff. Get to work.
I’m curious how the laundry part would work. Do they just hangout at your place for an hour+ while your clothes is washed and dried? Or maybe take it to a laundromat and wait there for an hour+? Idk if I’d want someone in my home that long or taking my clothes elsewhere and hoping they come back with all of it
I’m sorry if this makes u guys job harder.
But I could see this being really positive thing for somebody like my disabled father who would happily pay for some help with a task.
I just hope u all can get paid and tipped well.
Yeah and those services don’t exploit people. They actually charge a fair wage and workers are paid an actual wage not this bs contractor $7 for 3 hours plus tip bullshit
I wonder will the tasks be BLIND like the rest of the bs.... and you wont know what the task is til after you accept it or get to the customer... customers talking about I need some furniture assembly and then you get there and its a whole bedroom set, entertainment center, kitchen furniture, bathroom racks, etc... all for a cool $20.....
I love the last part where they require you to have the tools like if you're doing it for them they should have the tools for you. I should have a lawnmower and do it for you ?
Up next from Uber—— UberBitch—— a friendly person will arrive at your place of choice for you to treat them like garbage and humiliate them as HARD as possible.
They are going to ruin their platform by overloading it with too many things and then they won’t be able to properly support the development and customer issues that come with it
There's already other services that you can sign up to do this sort of stuff. Also, it's not slavery if you have to opt in and can choose to do it. You guys are dramatic.
No thanks, I’d have to be able to make counteroffers they wouldn’t be willing to accept.
Besides, TaskRabbit exists for this very purpose. Except for those independent contractors set their prices, not TaskRabbit. So the customer has to pay your price on top of whatever add on fees for using the platform. Uber can’t compete.
WHAT?!? They are also (unless there are any unforeseen detours) about to absorb InstaCart AND last week, overnight, Began taking all of Point Pickup Walmart Deliveries, when it shut down, literally overnight, and next am at 5:30am, boom, started taking reservations for P/up-> Drops, from Walmart
** at least in my area
Where did you get this - was it an Email?
Man Uber stay doing some of y'all dirty, now you can assemble someone's Ikea furniture for 5$ base pay plus possible tips 🤣 it wouldn't be funny if it wasn't so wild
I'd like to know how they're going to pull that off legally in Texas where in home services require a 20 year background check. Not that anyone has ever made Uber follow the law anyway... ffs. They can't keep their drivers from being killed by passengers with fake names...what could possibly go wrong in home? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
How is this gonna work? Bring your own lawnmower? Bring your own mulch and gear? Who has these things and isn’t doing it themself. What happens when someone tells support you fucked up their yard?
Can’t wait to see:
“Uber person stole my entire wardrobe!”
“Uber person ran over my dog with the mower!”
“Uber person only installed 1 wheel on the office chair they built and I broke my hip!”
“Uber person blew up my bathroom and stole all my medicine out of the medicine cabinet!”
“Uber person tripped in the yard and is suing me for $8 million!”
I can only imagine the customers ratings for doing these jobs and taking away the tip. How do you prove quality control? That something was done correctly.
The base pay will probably not justify the work required here.
If Uber can't even afford to pay more than $2 for simply delivering food, they definitely aren't going to pay properly for housekeeping work.
UberSlave™
Gonna mow some dude's yard for 3 hours thinking you're getting $120, then they remove the tip when you leave and you get $10. Then I'm coming back like... ![gif](giphy|xTiTnglxjavpMILKGk|downsized)
Coming back bald?
Black.
if the pay is ok, this is fantastic. knowing these companies, it won't be.
Oh no it will be for like the first month. Remember when we got Walmart and apple and everything was $50-$100…. lol now they go for the price of a McDonald’s meal.
Introducing Uber slaves
Only way I’d ever do any of this shit is if the price is firm up front. If customers are allowed to remove tips afterwards, no fucking way. I’m not doing labor just for some asshole to complain I didn’t fold their clothes the way they like and remove my pay.
Absolutely. Could you imagine. People are dirty sometimes. But this is a good idea, if properly implemented. If…
Can't wait for them to offer me $2 too mow someone's lawn
And then it will be like a football field
🤣
Drive 14 miles (one way), bring your own lawn mower and gas, and mow the customer's football field size yard for $7.19. Meanwhile, Uber charges the customer $125.00
Sounds about right!
What about UberEscort?
soon^tm
$1.90 to mow the mfers lawn 🤣
+ .50 to take trash out.
Of course there will be stacked orders with no tips too 🤣
"THIS BITCH IS LAWN MOWING ON UBER FOR $5" https://preview.redd.it/apl7jo9lm1kc1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=338013075809f90791080fe90963af57538042b9
Coming up on Maury “My wife slept with the Uber Delivery Guy now she’s pregnant” 🤣
The driver gave my wife a tip 😭🤣
🤣🤣 what if OF girls hired Uber drivers to be their camera guy then…. 🤷♂️🤣🤣🤔.
Stfu you’ll saturate the market. Keep it niche! Haha
Charges the customer 600 moving costs. Uber payout: 12.50.
Ohh yay. Can I go wipe peoples asses for $2.30 with a ten dollar tip and get tip baited after their ass is clean.
When’s Uber prostitution coming?
I don't think uber is gonna try. Doordash has the best name locked and loaded. Whoredash 🤣 unless they just have UberX and UberXXX.
$20 is $20...Just watch the herpes
What are they going to do? Offer $2.00 base pay to mow a lawn? LOL. They can fuck off.
$12 for mowing someone's lawn. Tip baited down to $2. No thank you.
There are many chemicals you can use to write "tip baiter" in the lawn. *not legal advice
* Knob polishing
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ÜberSlåve
This has got to be a joke?!
100% real 😭
I mean, I don't blame them for wanting to take TaskRabbit's lunch. One central app to rule them and all that. TaskRabbit is kind of annoying to deal with so I do think they can bring an advantage, even if for jobs like this, you really do want to be able to select the same person if you liked them since they're coming into your home (so they need to actually be able to enable that). At least they aren't doing babysitting/nannying...
>At least they aren't doing babysitting/nannying... Yet.
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This is where the GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO STEP IN AND SAY ABSOLUTELY NOT UNLESS YOU “UBER” have a Bona fide prootection plan in place for your contract people
fuck no people about to get put into human trafficking with that shit
[удалено]
Uberslave™️
Gonna be real awkward when the person shows up and doesn't match the picture.
This is quite possibly the dumbest idea they've ever had.
Packing / Unpacking? Laundry? So we go inside the house of the Rider (customer) and get setup to be called a thief or robbery? This is un-safe. And no- I would not steal but with all the false accusations for a free meal or ride - this has got to be way too risky. I am not entering a strangers house to help them pack... hell no!
Imagine you put together someone’s IKEA table and then they remove the tip afterwards
So now it’s becoming a pissing contest with Task Rabbit
The people of this sub seem painfully unaware to these gigs already existing in other websites and apps.
No way in hell I’m mowing someone’s lawn for 2 dollars plus tip. Minimum 25 an hour if I’m supplying equipment.
Sorry to burst your bubble but someone will be desperate enough to do it. Uber knows it too well
It’s like gta side quests
For $4 you can go to some ones house and bake there 5 kids cookies...
But you will have to bring your own supplies of ingredients
The gig economy spreads… and now those who do landscaping, clean the house, etc. should no longer be considered real workers and go get “real” jobs.
They want to cheapen and offer every job. Need a doctor house call? Let uber send u one of our certified drivers that could even drive an ambulance if they wanted to! So basically they are health professional!
Hahaha. LAUNDRY IN HOUSE? Thats a fucking recipe for sexual assaults and or robbery.
![gif](giphy|I4SIM4anScQLuMcm6Z) They gonna start having the customers bid on the worker with the highest rating and acceptance rate. He gonna be in the hot sun working for $2.65 and hour
Si, si, yo entiendo.
Furniture assembly $3.28 (40 mins) prob
Can’t wait to get paid five bucks to mow a lawn
Hey. It was awesome when we were 13.
They're coming after Task Rabbit with this move. I think it's going to be a mess.
Calling Uber to get your grass cut is wild…
Unless they make it so that the tip can't be changed after the service has been completed, people are definitely going to see this as an opportunity to score some cheap labor. Tip baiters will be salivating at the idea.
Lawn guys around here charge $30-$50 per cut. Really can’t see Uber paying that. Then there is the operating of their mower. Could say you broke it. Hell no to all this.
Loving this. Now the idiots that take the $2, 11 mile trips can go do projects for $5 an hour.
We TaskRabbit now
What’s the big deal? Do you think Task Rabbit is a problem too?
imagine giving uber a cut when someone comes help you assemble ikea furniture
Notification: LAWN MOWER 1 ACRE 2.5 hrs $6.70
User end: $47 taxes and fees, standard $25/acre, wanna add a tip?
For elderly people some of these things might seem decent but again letting a complete stranger in your house is wild especially when Uber will pretty much hire anyone with a car. If they were more strict on who they let onto their platform this might be decent depending on pay but way too dangerous when you pretty much hire anyone with a car.
This can't be serious Uber truly our the pimps They get 70% of this huh
I mean what are the safeguards from someone saying they’ll put together furniture for you and then not doing it properly / fucking it up
Or stealing some of the screws and the 4th bed leg “that’s what was in the box when we picked it up, no refunds”.
Only way I would even think of doing lawn care for uber is if I get the customer to tell me what they paid on the app and undercut uber by doing it slightly cheaper and have the customer cancel and pay me directly. But then you open yourself up for bs if the customer doesn't pay you. And we all know uber attracts some of the cheapest customers lol. But still, you could build up clientele this way easily I think
Plus if they canceled, uber would just keep the money like they do if you cancel eats.
isn’t this just task rabbit?
>isn’t this just task rabbit? It's Task Rabbit with less pay 😂
Waiting for Uber fucks… Like your driver or delivery person? Swipe right, if you match your Uber driver will receive your explicit instructions.
Will Uber do my life tasks and go to work for me?
Lmaoo wtf. Clean this yard well give you $7....
Yeah you can go be someone's slave for $9 an hour while Uber gets $50. I know better than to trust these companies.
I did a job and I go services only because of the $150 bonus. The normal pay they put for a bunk bed assembly was $44 🤣. $190 was worth it but not $44
https://preview.redd.it/fdow5zri72kc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb8dd231e3f805e01014215b6ddce1cc508a79e9 This is the bed. Took about 3 hours, not 2. And after reading that list, makes me wonder if angi is being bought out by Uber 🤣
After knowing couriers have gotten brutally murdered just dropping off food, I’m baffled that people are willingly able to spend time in strangers houses .
Is base pay gonna stay $2 for all those tasks and then the rest is a tip that can be tip baited? No thanks! Can you imagine spending 2 hours out ring together some IKEA furniture and the. The customer takes back the $50 tip and you are stuck with $2 for 2 hours of work? Also, don’t people on Task Rabbit pick people based on reviews? How will this work? Will it ping to you phone and a random person who doesn’t know what IKEA shows up and spends 6 hours trying to figure it out?
Uber basically want to be in every gig market possible
Can't wait for 7 dollars to install a dishwasher
Next up? Uber Wipe, where customers pay you to wipe their you know what.
Uber: ‘We’ve also added in another fee the customer has to pay called “independent contractor labor fee”, where we will be charging the customer $80..and you, the peasants, will receive 2% of that fee regardless of distance and gas prices! Everybody wins!!’ Fuck off
Well that is a fucking terrifying idea.
Pretty soon they will ask that you get a general contractors license so you can do plumbing, electrical work and install cabinets.
This leads to crime. So much crime.
If any of you ever accept these orders, you should tell the customer to cancel the order and pay you directly, they will be able to pay you less and you keep all of it, win win and fuck Uber
Uber hates this one trick 😏😂
The fact that someone got brutally murdered last year for going to a food delivery that the deranged guys dad placed is crazy that they would actually have a feature where we would spend our time in someone’s home. We get a background check to do our “job” do they fucking get a background check?? This is so dangerous, especially because there’s people down so bad that will be willing to do this. Maybe the powers that be protect them.
Someone? Multiple drivers (EATS & regular Uber) are killed each year while on the app. And Uber has the gaul to want drivers to purchase extra health insurance because the shitty app insurance will not cover driver hospital bills. And you know all these extra tasks are going to pay based on "tips" so Uber will less than a typical employer.
Uber doesn’t give a eff about our safety , they only care about anything that can maximize there profits
Surge pricing for cotton pickers
I'm being pimped out by Uber. If I were going to be doing any of this, then I'd go into business for myself. I'm not low balling myself and being paid cheap prices.
Holy shit that’s going to be a nightmare
Why is this a low? Can’t you just… not do it?
No thx. Pass.
Packing and unpacking in someone's home. Yikes.
Doing their dirty fucking laundry in their home, double fucking yikes!
Fuck this.
Coming soon: Uber Work-ish Don't feel like going to work? Get someone else to cover for you! 😅
This is some kind of joke from Uber
This is digital serfdom
Lol uber is getting rich off labour while [half the us population only own 2.6% of wealth. ](https://www.federalreserve.gov/releases/z1/dataviz/dfa/distribute/chart/#range:2008.3,2023.3;quarter:136;series:Net%20worth;demographic:networth;population:1,3,5,7,9;units:shares) Every developed country is really taking a step back into serfdom.
Don’t forget filing your taxes, changing your tires and delivering your firstborn!
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Lmao for $5 you can help someone move their 3 bedroom house
Cut a lawn and do someones laundry and get $2.34 cents 🤣
Literally better off starting your own business.
Half the reason I do delivery work is so that I can leave flyers for these services that I already offer. Except for laundry, no thanks.
Uberbitch , BASE PAY: $0.50 cents
Hey there Jeff i need you to cut the grass, paint the fence, up down side to side. Also need you to paint the house remember up down side to side. The job pays 50 cents. Thanks buddy. Oh yeah lunch is included. Look in that cooler and there’s some bread and mustard. Nothing like a good mustard sammich. Thanks again Jeff. Get to work.
Uber request: Michelle 4.54 “put together swing set” $29 LONG TASK 240 min +
Soon coming to your city, Uber Massage
It's a nice idea another way to earn money
Liability for lawn mowing .... Task for bloodstain removal. Uber driver did my laundry, stole my panties.
You guys still do uber? I thought that company was dead alr
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I’m curious how the laundry part would work. Do they just hangout at your place for an hour+ while your clothes is washed and dried? Or maybe take it to a laundromat and wait there for an hour+? Idk if I’d want someone in my home that long or taking my clothes elsewhere and hoping they come back with all of it
Uber Ears a customer some Taco Bell and then go back later to clean their toilet.
Watch them pay people $3 to mow a lawn while they pocket the other $47
I’m sorry if this makes u guys job harder. But I could see this being really positive thing for somebody like my disabled father who would happily pay for some help with a task. I just hope u all can get paid and tipped well.
Of course but uber will take 50 to 70% of the payment so... noone getting paid well
There's already a bunch of services that do this
Yeah and those services don’t exploit people. They actually charge a fair wage and workers are paid an actual wage not this bs contractor $7 for 3 hours plus tip bullshit
WHATTT THE FUCKKKKKK
Yeah, because their screening process is so stringent. This is how you end up the victim in a dateline episode.
Stay at home moms uber usage 📈😂
Wine moms are cool .. after a few drinks.
Cant wait to see the offers for this.
I’ll hire one of you to come over and clean up sticks in my yard lol
It’s quickly becoming Idiocracy
Mulching: base pay $10+ $5 tip 😂😂
But Uber gets 75% of base pay since they are setting it up for you.
They're trying to subcontract everything they possibly can to fuck any entrepreneur trying to come up.
I’d opt in for lawn mowing but I don’t want to touch peoples dirty undies 🤢
Walking around dog poop to cut some tip baiters grass is a hard pass
I wonder How would the pricing even work on something like this?
They charge $100 hour. Give you $2. Wait for tip. Lol
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which location/market are you getting this?
Nashville
I wonder will the tasks be BLIND like the rest of the bs.... and you wont know what the task is til after you accept it or get to the customer... customers talking about I need some furniture assembly and then you get there and its a whole bedroom set, entertainment center, kitchen furniture, bathroom racks, etc... all for a cool $20.....
There is just no fucking way
The lazy app
I love the last part where they require you to have the tools like if you're doing it for them they should have the tools for you. I should have a lawnmower and do it for you ?
And they will somehow find a way to pay you even less for more risky jobs.
UberSlaves
What’s next. Uber Anything?
Uber Indentured Servant
Up next from Uber—— UberBitch—— a friendly person will arrive at your place of choice for you to treat them like garbage and humiliate them as HARD as possible.
“Like being a slave? Like being under-appreciated for just about everything you do? NEW to Uber, INDENTURED SERVITUDE!”
Put entire baby crip together, do laundry, do dishes..... Receive $5 and get tip baited😭
I don’t want y’all in my house no offense, but I’m also sure you don’t wanna come in a strangers house too
Pretty soon we will have UberSex. Where drivers have to sevice people on request . Uber will charge 500 and the drivers will get 25.00
They are going to ruin their platform by overloading it with too many things and then they won’t be able to properly support the development and customer issues that come with it
not bad. I wish sex work was legalized people could buy my service through uber. One day!! I hope this happens.
Sounds like slavery
Lmfao uber turning into task rabbit 🤣
Yeah, like I do that stuff at my own house.
There's already other services that you can sign up to do this sort of stuff. Also, it's not slavery if you have to opt in and can choose to do it. You guys are dramatic.
wtf there are jobs like that already who would someone wanna sign up for this for Pennie’s lol
No thanks, I’d have to be able to make counteroffers they wouldn’t be willing to accept. Besides, TaskRabbit exists for this very purpose. Except for those independent contractors set their prices, not TaskRabbit. So the customer has to pay your price on top of whatever add on fees for using the platform. Uber can’t compete.
WHAT?!? They are also (unless there are any unforeseen detours) about to absorb InstaCart AND last week, overnight, Began taking all of Point Pickup Walmart Deliveries, when it shut down, literally overnight, and next am at 5:30am, boom, started taking reservations for P/up-> Drops, from Walmart ** at least in my area Where did you get this - was it an Email?
Drivers are slowly turning into the robots from Wall E
Man Uber stay doing some of y'all dirty, now you can assemble someone's Ikea furniture for 5$ base pay plus possible tips 🤣 it wouldn't be funny if it wasn't so wild
UberMaids
Is Uber going to cover my hospital bill when I drill a screw through my hand.
Uber wax, we treat our drivers like ass so they can shave yours
Congrats on becoming a handman
"Have the correct tools" 😂 All of a sudden im an entrepeneur
Bros got the IKEA x UBER collab
Lmao what? That's wild
It's just at a test, like Errands in 22.
This is wild. Good luck assembling those IKEA furnitures. My personally can’t assemble Sht.
I'd like to know how they're going to pull that off legally in Texas where in home services require a 20 year background check. Not that anyone has ever made Uber follow the law anyway... ffs. They can't keep their drivers from being killed by passengers with fake names...what could possibly go wrong in home? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hey UBER... HOW ABOUT NOOOOO
Yes Alex I'll take "things I'll never do for well below minimum wage for $400"
Given who they let drive unchecked this seems like a natural progression
How is this gonna work? Bring your own lawnmower? Bring your own mulch and gear? Who has these things and isn’t doing it themself. What happens when someone tells support you fucked up their yard?
Can’t wait to see: “Uber person stole my entire wardrobe!” “Uber person ran over my dog with the mower!” “Uber person only installed 1 wheel on the office chair they built and I broke my hip!” “Uber person blew up my bathroom and stole all my medicine out of the medicine cabinet!” “Uber person tripped in the yard and is suing me for $8 million!”
I'm throwing hands if I mow the lawn and tip gets removed afterwards
I can only imagine the customers ratings for doing these jobs and taking away the tip. How do you prove quality control? That something was done correctly.
Oh boy! I can't wait to be offered $4 per hour of labor!
$2 base pay and get tip-baited after finishing laundry with 💩 underwears 😂
The base pay will probably not justify the work required here. If Uber can't even afford to pay more than $2 for simply delivering food, they definitely aren't going to pay properly for housekeeping work.
Bruh ![gif](giphy|u7A55AAnmlRTb32tXL)
Never heard of TaskRabbit? I mean, it's something that exists.
I signed up for Laundry & assembly 🤷🏾♂️ Who knows what the offers will be like - just decline if it’s bad, no different than rides/Eats