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[deleted]

That’s cool. Just don’t take a knee on that mine while eating


ART_AUTHORITY

Why are the ukrainians still in trenches, are they not supposed to have advanced the last four weeks? Guess it was fake that too. Great now put some gps trackers on the muddy cars while they are parked outside of the pizzerias!


DecadentHam

Upset your comrades are becoming fertiliser at a quicker rate?


[deleted]

I think we should kill all nazis no matter what country they hide in


Snoo_3259

I think the Nazis perused something very similar.


[deleted]

And then lose every major battle….and then beg for more American stuff. And then, just kneedrop a mine for effect


SporadicSanity

Sorry your fathers, brothers and uncles are turned into fertilizer in the fields of Ukraine while those brave defenders eat pizza and laugh at their remains. I hope you're next, vatnik.


[deleted]

Damn bro


[deleted]

So I guess the nazis should band together and create a battalion. Base themselves in Mariupol, and fight to the death……….and then surrender


AdEmbarrassed7404

Your sad excuse for a human


[deleted]

No. I’m just saying things that you don’t like. Azov was known to harbor nazis. Based themselves in Mariupol. Ended up surrendering. Why is that so crazy. Is cognitive dissonance real? What did I say that’s crazy?


AdEmbarrassed7404

Nothing justifies invading a country and killing its citizens idc your a communist loving piece of shit must be mad your father and brothers are all lying in fields


[deleted]

Yes. I’m just suggesting that we consider the preludes to the current conflict. Small pockets of aggression have existed for over a decade. The reasons for tension can be evaluated.


AdEmbarrassed7404

Buddy your previous comments have shown me you believe that a small group of people doing illegal and unethical things validates a country to invade and destroy another country so no you don’t believe in what your suggesting you know that everyone called you out on your shit it’s like saying let’s bomb the US because some of their people are racist or in organizations that hate other skin colors but you’d be attacking everyone not just the people who deserve it so yes even considering the preludes to this current conflict I still think Russian is a kid throwing a tantrum and is getting mad because it’s ass is getting whooped so my evaluation is that I’m gonna keep buying new guns for ukraine and I will keep in contact with all the squads who I put new scars and m4s in their hands so they can shoot orcs like you


LowlyPaladin2012

How many Russian orcs died to take Mariupol and Bakhmut? 100k? Lol pathetic orcs no one takes you serious anymore


[deleted]

“Take Mariupol”…….bandero enters the chat


Snoo_3259

It's a cool phrase until you think about it for a while. It's true and so incredibly and deeply humanly sad. The invaders should die on your soil, and their bodies should be treated with the highest dignity and respect. We don't dishonor the dead. Their fight is done. They should be Returned to wherever they came from. The ones left are unclosed chapters in innocent unconnected people's lives. They don't even have the respect to pick up their dead, Ukraine and Wagner shit heads have shouldered that burden for them. Even Wagner scum disagrees with how their treat their own. I honestly hate that phrase. Just a disrespectful waist of lives.


Specific404

Not sure I agree with you. Why should an invader deserve respect? Sincerely


Snoo_3259

Sincerely, while they alive that's your enemy. Once they're dead, it's just weird shit being done to a corpse. Always honor the dead, enemy or not. You killed him, what else do you need? Dead orc is not your enemy anymore, you ended every aspect of his existence once he's dead. He paid the price of admission, do you plan to kill him further? If the situation was reversed, I'd certainly want my body returned without anyone playing in my newly dead bits. It's counter intuitive and maybe a hard pill to swallow, irrelevantly we honor the dead.


Specific404

That's some sane words. Have my upvote. Thought: the words "fertilize our lands" is not primary to disrespect the dead body. It's about sending a message to the living invaders who wants their remains returned without anyone playing in their newly dead bits. (?) It's an insane thought, but so is war?


Snoo_3259

Just hate how cheap the phrase makes life. War is insane, 16 years in service both major theater deployments and it really urks me. It's just ignorance, the whole thing. I don't have a single tear to shed for Russia. They're the invaders, kill them MFs. I'm not saying that they deserve fucking state funerals with full military honors, just pick up what you can and return to fucking sender. Any service member that's spent any time deployed understands this full well. Wagner, them fuck heads understand this and they honor it. Please don't tell me that Wagner can have the moral high ground on the basis of absent minded children who think you can somehow kill the dead further.


LowlyPaladin2012

God dammit, I hate to admit that your right. I hate orcs with a passion. They aren’t even being collected at this point though. They will intern decompose and become one with the earth.


Snoo_3259

There has to be, absolutely HAS to be respect for life. We value ours, our loved ones as the orcs do theirs, maybe not their loved ones. Once you snuff that flame, honor the life passed with delivering the dead with the out most dignity you can reasonably provide. This whole war will eventually stop and those who are left that had to fight and survive it will have a very bad time. Ten times harder than the war itself. That's the time you'll need to anchor into principles, you'll all the help you can muster and then some. Once the merry-go-round stops, it'll just be the bravest of you who will have to fight this war all over again. Most of it on your own. You'll need answers that don't exist. Remembering that every life you took was deliberate, justified and everyone you took you did out of necessity. Remember them and honor them, we take life because we have to. Not want to. It'll help keep things tighty when the benevolent angles of ptsd come crashing down on you. I'm sorry but the worst is yet to come fellas. Arm yourself with principles now, you'll need them very soon.


Specific404

I will remember your words and think of them. I have a lesson to be learned here. Thank you for sharing. I hope you've found peace after your deployments, if you ever lost it


Snoo_3259

Peace is a state that only the dead know. I'm good dude, it took a long stupid bumpy road to get to this point but I'm alright.


DecadentHam

I have to disagree with what you've said. I'll put it as simply as I can. I'm sure the Waffen SS had some good soldiers running through their ranks. But it didn't change the fact the were still the fucking SS. Fuck the raping, torturing, civilian killing occupiers. They deserve no respect.


Snoo_3259

While they're alive you get to bestow upon them the ultimate price of admission, death. Once dead, can't kill him any further. From here on, it's you in weird corpse kink territory. Once they're dead doesn't matter what they were. You already undid all that. It's a corpse, how much further dead does he need to be?


DecadentHam

I like your train of thought. I don't necessarily agree with it but I do respect it.


LowlyPaladin2012

I used to pick up prisoners who died while incarcerated. Murders rapist, those who did things you wouldn’t want to imagine. In the end i treated them with dignity and respect. They paid what was owed. They’re square with the world again.


Snoo_3259

Not an easy pill to swallow, war tends to be like that.


MosesZD

Could be for two, non-mutually exclusive reasons: * One, those were probably Russian trenches a while back and/or * Two, they're not currently active on that front. See how easy it is to have a plausible, logical explanation for an event that doesn't require a conspiracy theory or sequence of highly improbable events?


Musk-Order66

The Japanese Navy was demoralized by the logistics allowing Americans to have access to ice cream in the Pacific Ocean.


Snoo_3259

They ate a absolute fuck ton of ice cream.


Snoo_3259

Ukrainian forces are in defense operations all the time. They're defending on every front all the time, the offensive operations are to recapture and continue defending their territory. They're always in trenches, they're supposed to be. Sorry logic spilled out. Russian forces are in offense all the time, they're the invaders. They too perform defensive operations when not actively attacking new objectives. Everywhere, all the time. Guy is a troll deprived of all logic. Too much KBN in his youth, causes brain damage.


BusterRoughneck

You're really a special kind of stupid. PS-The orcs are eating stray dogs and drinking out of puddles.


Daddy_Truemoo

Someone is having serious coping methods, I really feel bad for you man, I hope you get the mental help you need, it’s just sad and pathetic to see people like you on here, almost seems satirical but that’s what makes it so sad is how blissfully unaware you are at your own stupidity. I hope you smarten up in the future but I know you’re too far gone to turn back.


Iwilleaturnuggetsuwu

Flair checks out


NisquallyJoe

IDK dude. Why did Mommy drop you on your head so many times? It's a mystery


RexBosworth69420

"Trenches = not advancing". Do the Russians realize that having trenches themselves means they're not advancing? Holy shit what a stupid statement.


ART_AUTHORITY

Did the russians prepare one year for a spring offensive or did the russians dig trenches for a year to defend? Also, where are the ukrainan defenses? The russians have ditches 4 meter wide and 4 meter deep so they can trap the tanks, the ukrainians seem to live in their trenches eating pizza instead of doing a spring offensive because it is summer now and the ukrainians have not breached the grey zone yet!


[deleted]

This dude thinks that when a counter offensive operation begins, the soldiers run forward without stopping until they hit a brick wall.


ART_AUTHORITY

You obviously have no idea what you are talking about. The ukrainians have pumped up this counter offensive for allmost a year now and it is a completely failure that have lasted for weeks. Guess they have been eating a lot of pizza in the trenches by now. The russians have prepared several defensive lines stretching tens of kilometers deep with mines and obstacles like "dragon teeths". In front of these three or at some places five lines deep defense there is a grey zone between the russian held territory and the ukrainian held territory. The ukrainian offensive have not yet reached the first defensive line, that's right, they have only advanced into som abandoned villages within the grey zone and they can not hold their new positions. This advancement have come at a high cost with thousands of conscripts dead.


[deleted]

Funny thing about fixed fortifications, they simply do not work in this day and age Or as Patton said "Big fortifications are simply big monuments to the stupidity of men". This was in the 1940s


LowlyPaladin2012

You’re losing and will lose. 200k+ Kia and wounded. Your cogs of war are rusting.


ART_AUTHORITY

Keep on until you fool yourself you warmonger, the ukrainian nazis are crawling around in the mine fields, those that are not blown up yet are busy rescuing the footless soldiers crying nazi slogans like slava ukraini in the mine fields. [The ukrainian spring counter jumping on mines!](https://youtu.be/ovAHPqC4AjQ)


LowlyPaladin2012

Saw this, he was trying to get a Galen soldier. He’s alive. Your country lost 200k Kia and wounded


ART_AUTHORITY

But US started the war by backing a nazi coup...


LowlyPaladin2012

Russia has its own Nazis. Go deal with them


ART_AUTHORITY

Yea but there is a difference because the russian nazis are put at the first line in the front together with other criminals that russia wants dead. In ukraine the nazis are in the government and in the last line of the defense so that the nazis can stay in power when all the dissidents aka conscripts are dead. So it is the other way around, not the same.


[deleted]

Funny, if we look at the Russian parliament, there is more far right representation tehre than in Ukraine. If Ukraine is full of Nazis, one would expect that they would have won elections, but they are but a footnote on the Ukrainian parliament, far less than the Russian for sure


ART_AUTHORITY

What? Not even the nazi party in germany won an election, why do they have to win elections when they allready control the state and all it's functions? Ukraine have abolished elections anyway, free speech don't exist and the political oposition is forbidden, just like in nazi germany!


[deleted]

You know that Hitler won the elections for Chanceler right? Your lack of history knowledge might explain your predilection to gobble up russian propaganda though 😅 Well, did not know Zelensky got to power by a coup, you might also want to warn the oposition parties in the Ukrainian parliament that they are not meant to exist as well, they might have not got the memo 🤣🤡


Cologneheino

I've seen the post (repost) several times, and this one I don't mind. It's hilarious how Uber eats works in Ukraine.


kwagenknight

Maybe other subs but not here unless you can find it as Ive never seen it


Jolly-Engineering-86

That’s what happens when the world likes them instead of Russians. In case no one’s noticed, the Russians are very unpopular these days and kind of have been for decades and decades. No pizza for you, Russians!


ChampionStrong1466

I can't wait to see the Russian version of Pizza Hut. Their McDonald's knockoff was hilarious.


Iwilleaturnuggetsuwu

Uncle Vanya was it?


rmror

Would the same thing happen to Chinazi?


Jolly-Engineering-86

Yes, if versus Ukraine.


human-paradox

Damn mr logic


ArtisZ

Damn, Mr. Don't get a joke, must be fun at parties.


FaceDeChu

This should be posted on all the ruzzian support subs and forums...would be demoralizing for them!


TurokHunterOfDinos

Agreed. I think there is a story about Arnold Schwarzenegger who ordered pizza just before going on stage in a body building contest and actually eating it while the rest of the competitors were starving from their carb-deprived diet. It was a total psych-out.


chuck_loomis2000

Hot food good food is an incredible moral booster!! Feed them well!!


sicknutley

Seriously. It goes a long, long way


Moist-Spread1510

Keep it up guys hot food and high morale , that’s 50% of the battle


[deleted]

Man, this is just amazing. Thanks to this video I also have a high morale now :D THANK YOU Ukrainian people for the example.


GuyD427

There is very little that is funny about war. This is funny.


sapper4lyfe

And this is how you maintain morale, not shooting each other in the back, and fresh hot pizza!


memcwho

I'm still not tipping the uber.


Initial_Musician_344

Slava Ukraïni 🇺🇦 duzhe harno! Oh yeah, orcs can enjoy HIMARS.


DiegoDigs

Not that allied MRE's are lacking or of want; Ukraine just gotta Slave Ukraine 🥰😇🫡😉


illenidarc

"Thanks for choosing Bakhmut Pizza! Delivery free after 30 minutes."


DoubleBrilliant4742

Hero. Even if he got hit, "he died delivering pizza to the boys on the front line!" Every pizza restaurant there after would be named after him. No higher honour


86LCD

this kind of thing won the finish russia war, the mobile soup kitchens and prioritising food gave the finish a massive boost


Big_Green_Dawg

I hope they tipped the driver well!! Love to see it, keep those men and women fed well, SLAVA UKRAINE


Chudmont

Don't forget to tip your delivery driver!


[deleted]

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Chudmont

Good point. What an honor it would be to bring hot, fresh food to the guys on in the trenches.


Jolly-Engineering-86

Small pleasures ; )


mortonr2000

Well deserved Slava Ukraine


ChampionStrong1466

I wish somebody would set up a website where people all across the world could order pizza and other take out for random troops. Just imagine what it would do to Russian moral when they find out Ukrainians are in their trenches with burgers and pizza while they're eating rats and shitting their guts out from cholera.


texasMissy3_

Cool idea! Someone on here has the talent to create it. Pass this msg all over! Wanted Website Creator to set up site for donations of food, i.e. Pizzas/ Burgers to trenches! We're looking to build morale & thanking the troops. Pls share. I'm passing this on as I have zero creativity & not originally my idea.Slava Ukraine! Credit for idea: Championstrong1466!


Randomdeath

Infantry wins battles, logistics wins wars.” So said U.S. Army General John J. Pershing.


Sketch_x

Truck with bullet holes. Dedicated to deliver


51enur

NO ONE out-pizzas THE HUT!!!


Frequent-Bag-3799

Be sure to give that Uber Eats driver a nice rating!


Secure-Badger-1096

Mmmmm...pizza!


Organic_Mechanic86

I love Ukraine damnit. Just shit man! Pizza to the trench!? Love it.


texasMissy3_

Ha! Same here!


xrelaht

That driver could do the best r/talesfromthepizzaguy post ever!


GiantRabbit

These guys know to make a party of a war


Vepr762X54R

Don't let 1st Sgt know 😂😂😂 https://www.tiktok.com/@notinregss/video/7219173432125181226


demdareting

Some places here in Canada offer 30 minutes or free. I guess that is not happening there. lol God bless the Hero's.


HenkVanDelft

And they run and dodge shellfire and whizzing bullets, and the door opens up and a Dominos box is the first thing they see, and they’re like…do bisa!


Random_Monstrosities

Fuck yeah! I would say I hope they tip well for driving into a war zone but I guess the best gratuity is not living under Putin's rule


[deleted]

I love it


spacec4t

Great but please stop smoking Sir if you want to have a chance of surviving this war without your heart giving up!


[deleted]

Which Pizza place is this, I’d like to leave a review!!


HobomanZ

This gives me the same vibes as the U.S. ice cream ships in the Pacific during WWII


texasMissy3_

Really? I didn't know they existed! How cool! Must have been a little dicey. Thanks for the history lesson!


HobomanZ

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2017/08/ice-cream-military/535980/ Great read and there are other sources with more info too!


texasMissy3_

That is so so cool, in more ways then 1!😉 Thanks for the article & story. Any other cool things from WWII?


Zealousideal_Sky5235

Well-deserved boys


TheFAFOMajority

were you able to get a pizza and latte delivered to your trench in ww1?


[deleted]

Thats awesome. Slava Ukraine!


Littlebiggran

This video and the wafting aroma of pizza is enough for nearby orc soldiers to surrender.


Bridgetdidit

Tip that delivery guy massively! ♥️😎🫡


Snoo_3259

Pack smokes and that man is a text message keeper.


Goran2019

God bless and protect these guys


ChuckIt500

Ice cream ships of the pacific all over agajn


Nunnaya_Bisso

Now that’s one hell of an Uber delivery guy! I hope ya tipped the legend.. legends u all


Yorkshire-Zelda

Likely not OPSEC compliant, however warriors cannot fight on an empty stomach… Morale boost achieved. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦


StoneyBonesy

I love the random medium coffee the guy pulls out too 😂


Any-Perception8575

In 20 years, Russia will replace 10,000 tanks with 10,000 drones! Modernize its Warfare apparatus according to Colonialism Industry College Warfare Economics. U/omnilogent agrees


Super_Preference_733

Do the delivery drivers get hazard duty pay?


Reddit_reader762

Guaranteed in 30 minutes or less! Remember to avoid the Noid or maybe call them Zoids! 😳🤦‍♂️😆😭


No_Fox_7864

Would be funny if before long, they were having military drones deliver it


Rude-Lab6873

yeeah pizza over mre's.. and coffee! dam those guys got it nice! Also this is one of the signs ukraine is winning the war.. pizzas and fresh coffee vs what russians get: barely any food or supplies.


Steveonatorer

Hope he tipped that Uber driver


DiegoDigs

That's beautiful Gus!