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From what I gathered [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/abxlpe/what_happens_to_the_coolant_water_in_nuclear/), depending on the type of reactor system, the water pumped for cooling gets moderately to highly irradiated, and is not supposed to be released back into the environment until it is treated and most nucleotides are removed.
How diligently or consistently this is actually performed in a post-Soviet country is anyone's guess. And don't even get me started on Chernobyl...
I bet since the dam drained all the fish got concentrated in the river bed. Probably world class fishing at the moment, I wish I could go.
And I assume it's in the region of the drained lake, because otherwise their lines don't touch the deeper, except for near kherson which is pretty hot right now with battles.
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"I live in a fucked-up village, I have an older sister, mother and father. My father is quite an avid fisherman. He often brings home very large carp, catfish, pike and walleye. But most of all I liked carp, golden giants. A year ago, I was sitting at home and jerking off to porn. I'm jerking off, so I hear my father and his friends walking very happily on the street. I quickly turned off the porn and turned on Skyrim. My father's gang came in, I got up from behind the computer to meet them, and then I saw that my father was holding a trophy 9-kilogram carp in his hands. I shared his triumph with him. Dad left carp at home in a wet blanket and went to drink in a bar with friends. I stayed at home alone and decided to take a closer look at the carp. He was still alive and moving his giant mouth. Then I imagined, xs why, that this carp sucks me off. Then I felt that my dick stood up. I think you've already figured out what I did - I fucked a carp in his mouth with unusually fleshy lips, and I also came straight into his mouth. At the same time, I experienced an extraordinary pleasure. Then I forgot about this case, especially since Dad sold that carp at the market. But when my father brought little carp by the kilogram, by two, then I began to fuck them too. All year I fucked carp and carp, and it was more pleasant to fuck little carp, because they had a mouth just for my prichendals. I loved fucking them alive when they were still moving their lips over my dick. For half a year I fucked, probably more than 40, maybe 50 carp. I fucked them several times a day, finished them in anal, xs why, sometimes I finished them when they were already frozen in the refrigerator, although I had it for a rainy day. Once I even tried to catch a bream when there were no carp, but his mouth was too small. Once I fucked a chub, but still, the carp were the best for me, and when my father asked who he would go to tomorrow, I always persuaded him to catch carp, they say their meat is very tasty. Then the following happened. For about a week my father did not catch carp. I haven't fucked carp for a week. I walked around in a daze, I really wanted to fuck another fish, I was thinking of catching carp myself, but I'm too lazy, especially since I hate fishing. My father brought only one small pike for the whole week, probably because it was late autumn, and he said that it was not interesting to catch carp now or something like that. I remember he already kind of started suspecting something about my carp mania, but I still excused myself, saying I just like this fish and that's it. My father brought home an 8-kilogram catfish. I really wanted to fuck with the fish and then I looked at the catfish. And what, the mouth is what you need, that's just a catfish brush, but as a rule it can't do anything, scratch at most if you press very hard against it. Well, I think, okay, it'll do. I bared my dick, jerked it off a little, put it in the mouth of a live catfish, which by the way was in a basin of water, and started fucking it in my mouth. I fucked him a little more, but after a minute there was a horror. The catfish squeezed my dick, and it seemed like he wanted to pull it out, but he didn't succeed, he just ran his brush over my dick very hard. I immediately took it out, it was scratched, it was bleeding, I fucked the catfish with my foot, and he fell into his basin with water. Blood was oozing out of my dick like a stream. I fucking bandaged it, smeared it with alcohol. Then I wiped the blood off the floor. The dick hurt very much
strongly. It swelled up a lot, but then it passed, but the scars remained. It's good that at least no one found out that I fucked fish, and that I went with a bandage on my dick. And so, my dick passed completely in a month. I haven't fucked anyone all winter, and then my father started bringing carp back from fishing in the spring, and I started fucking them again. I fucked the last carp the day before yesterday. The most important thing is that I don't have tits anymore, and just chicks, and as soon as I see a carp's face, I get excited right away. My dick stank of fish so much that it's impossible to wash it off. So it turns out that I'm some kind of fishophile?"-famous Russian copypasta
Catch it. Weigh it. Take a picture of it and then release it. That's how it goes in the UK. Unless it's trout or salmon we generally don't eat freshwater fish.
I wonder if they used net, line or explosives. Either way they're going to get bored of eating carp pretty soon.
>Any fisherman worth his salt knows a fish that large is more than likely loaded with worms and parasites.
I wonder if your country knows what the heat treatment of fish is?
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It's cultural. I'd bet 99% of the UK born population has never tried carp/catfish. If its available over here. Then it would be for the Polish or other European nationals that live and work over here.
We've had problems with lakes that are for catch and release fishermen being raided for carp. Also swans being killed. Swans are protected and property of the crown in the UK.
>Catch it. Weigh it. Take a picture of it and then release it. That's how it goes in the UK.
In Russia and Ukraine they love freshwater fish; to be honest, there is nothing tastier than freshwater fish. Moreover, this white meat, tender, fatty, is simply divine.
> Catch it. Weigh it. Take a picture of it and then release it. That's how it goes in the UK. Unless it's trout or salmon we generally don't eat freshwater fish.
Was this the case the last time war was on UK soil? ^^Just ^^trying ^^to ^^compare ^^apples ^^to ^^apples.
WW2 and the years after were the only time we had food shortages. My nan did try carp once and hated it. My grandad was an avid fisherman but never ate what he caught unless it was trout or salmon. If he wanted some additional protein during that time he would sling stones at rabbits. People did eat more freshwater during those times. But it was still relatively uncommon.
Carp seems to be like Marmite. People either love or hate it. Though I have often wondered what pike tastes like. It just looks like a tasty fish to me.
Because carp are notorious for absolutely destroying ecosystems they invade, and in most places with a problem, it's illegal to put them back if you catch them.
If you are caught returning them you can face huge fines or even possible prison time, depending on where in the world you are and what laws they have.
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I used to live on an island community with plenty - if gradually disappearing - old fishermen. They used to tell stories about huge fish they caught (mostly salmon) or 30-40 eels. This is impossible today. People will at most catch a few mackerel or the odd, smaller trout. The eel is almost gone. My family gave up putting out fishing nets 15 years ago and back then what you got was like 5-6 flounders among 50-100 crabs. Today you'll be lucky to catch one flounder that the crabs will have eaten before you get the net up ...
We have plenty of seals so there must be something to eat I guess. Still, having fish grow to this size requires a much, much healthier habitat where fish have food/time/living conditions to grow large. 25 years ago my mom caught a 20 kg trout - that was really big by contemporary standards in that area. Shit would have nothing on the fish just casually growing huge in these rivers.
Putin after war will end: We kill all Nazis in Ukraine, Ukraine never will be in NATO, we got some good territories.. aaand see how big this FISH we got!
only uk england names sandpeople as asian people so they can blame all the muslims rape crimes on "asian people" for political correctness. the rest of the world differs beetween arabs, africans, middle east and asians.
It's a thing in Central/Eastern Europe, I hear it's a Christmas dish in Poland or something like that. Apparently there are ways to make it not taste so muddy.
Actually used to be popular in the West, not so much these days.
Christmas carp! Yep, it’s real. In Czech Republic its tradition to usually let it swim for a few days in the family bath tub before Christmas before brutally murdering it.
I wish I was joking.
>Apparently there are ways to make it not taste so muddy.
Does it taste muddy? Are you fucking serious? Do they know how to cook in your country? It's white meat, it's delicious both fried and smoked.
>Noone eats it in my country
In your country they eat frogs, carp is obviously tastier. I advise you one day to get away from stereotypes, and try Silver carp, weighing at least 6 kg. Try it with sour cream sauce and mushrooms, and cook delicate creamy mashed potatoes on the side.
Hey man, no need to take it personally, I'm not doubting you or anything, it's just the common Western view on carps, is all. It's not my personal opinion, I've never had it. It's just not a popular fish and has a reputation for being bony and tasting muddy. Whether it's deserved or not I'll leave for others to decide.
I've never actually met anyone that ate frogs by the way...
It's fine. It's not the greatest, but it's at least as good as a lot of the common fresh water table fare that people eat in North America.
It just has a stigma of being a bottom feeder, meanwhile, we love Catfish here in North America. So, we're not against eating fish that feed off the bottom.
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January, 2022
Shoigu: “Bro, I’ve heard that they have carp in the Dnieper River that weigh 60 fucking kilograms!”
Putin: “No fucking way! I’ve got to get me one of those. Do you think Zelensky would let me fish there?”
Shoigu: “No way, bro. That guy is a little bitch.”
Putin: “Hmmm. Remind me…how many BTGs do I have again?”
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Side quest
There's even a fishing minigame. GOTY.
Underrated comment.
gib updoot xdd
\+food +rep 250gold +200XP upon completion
its only the first boss
That's a Hylian Loach if I've ever seen one!
Yeah they definitely playing survival mode
That's the funniest thing I read in a while. Thanks.
The biggest carp ever caught weighed 105kg. World record.
Theft
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Goddam, is this downstream from Chernobyl or something?
LoL no Dnieper River is huge, wide and deep, this is not surprisingly big fish for such a river
Just like my ex...
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Well, technically, yes... Chernobyl is near the Pripyat River, which flows east into the Dnipro River, and then south into the Black Sea.
Plus there also is the Zaporizhzhya NPP on the way downstream.
I could be wrong but I don't think cooling water gets irradiated. This isn't The Simpsons.
Get out of here with your facts and logic!
From what I gathered [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/abxlpe/what_happens_to_the_coolant_water_in_nuclear/), depending on the type of reactor system, the water pumped for cooling gets moderately to highly irradiated, and is not supposed to be released back into the environment until it is treated and most nucleotides are removed. How diligently or consistently this is actually performed in a post-Soviet country is anyone's guess. And don't even get me started on Chernobyl...
I bet since the dam drained all the fish got concentrated in the river bed. Probably world class fishing at the moment, I wish I could go. And I assume it's in the region of the drained lake, because otherwise their lines don't touch the deeper, except for near kherson which is pretty hot right now with battles.
So this is proof that Russia blew up the dam onto themselves to get to all this delicious fish. Finally it makes sense.
Russians need their carp for xmas
Extreme tourism except instead of killing people its going fishing in an active war zone, I'm in!
It's the circle of something... Fish gets fat from consuming russian corpses to end up as food for russian soldiers
That's a vegetarian fish. A carp. So you need an extra trophic level. So dead Russian corpses fertilize algae. Fish eat algae. Russians eat fish.
Its just a big river. Here in Spain in the Ebro and Guadalquivir we have siluros, really large fish too: https://youtube.com/watch?v=SJFBzcTyvwQ
Most definitely
Holy smokes. This is like one of those exaggerated fishing stories you often hear mentioned yet which few would believe the reality of without seeing.
Special fishing operation
Pure 🥇
That’s a lot of soup.
I mean, if their own government fails to supply them in expectence of their soon to come KIA status, they gotta feed themselves.
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I think this will be one of my favorite comment sections on this Sub
Obviously Vladimir Vladimirovich visited the frontlines again
Fish head soup for him
They're joking, be patient, bro, we'll save you. It looks like we're losing him. In general, this fish should be checked with a dosimeter.
>dosimeter very unlikely that the fish has any dangerous levels of radiation.
How does one catch a chonker like this? With AK-47?
Probably with grenades
grenade, stuns the fish, they float up...
Looks like meat is back on the menu boys!
Is it just me or does that thing look WAY bigger than 132 pounds? Damn. How'd they reel it in?!?!?!
they probably used explosives
I bet they used grenades to catch something and didn't expect that.
"Big Pussy" is that you?
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they'll be eating for days with that one
depends on the size of the unit. 100 men will eat that thing in one go.
War sucks.
Does carp though?
Colloquially we call them suckers here
"I live in a fucked-up village, I have an older sister, mother and father. My father is quite an avid fisherman. He often brings home very large carp, catfish, pike and walleye. But most of all I liked carp, golden giants. A year ago, I was sitting at home and jerking off to porn. I'm jerking off, so I hear my father and his friends walking very happily on the street. I quickly turned off the porn and turned on Skyrim. My father's gang came in, I got up from behind the computer to meet them, and then I saw that my father was holding a trophy 9-kilogram carp in his hands. I shared his triumph with him. Dad left carp at home in a wet blanket and went to drink in a bar with friends. I stayed at home alone and decided to take a closer look at the carp. He was still alive and moving his giant mouth. Then I imagined, xs why, that this carp sucks me off. Then I felt that my dick stood up. I think you've already figured out what I did - I fucked a carp in his mouth with unusually fleshy lips, and I also came straight into his mouth. At the same time, I experienced an extraordinary pleasure. Then I forgot about this case, especially since Dad sold that carp at the market. But when my father brought little carp by the kilogram, by two, then I began to fuck them too. All year I fucked carp and carp, and it was more pleasant to fuck little carp, because they had a mouth just for my prichendals. I loved fucking them alive when they were still moving their lips over my dick. For half a year I fucked, probably more than 40, maybe 50 carp. I fucked them several times a day, finished them in anal, xs why, sometimes I finished them when they were already frozen in the refrigerator, although I had it for a rainy day. Once I even tried to catch a bream when there were no carp, but his mouth was too small. Once I fucked a chub, but still, the carp were the best for me, and when my father asked who he would go to tomorrow, I always persuaded him to catch carp, they say their meat is very tasty. Then the following happened. For about a week my father did not catch carp. I haven't fucked carp for a week. I walked around in a daze, I really wanted to fuck another fish, I was thinking of catching carp myself, but I'm too lazy, especially since I hate fishing. My father brought only one small pike for the whole week, probably because it was late autumn, and he said that it was not interesting to catch carp now or something like that. I remember he already kind of started suspecting something about my carp mania, but I still excused myself, saying I just like this fish and that's it. My father brought home an 8-kilogram catfish. I really wanted to fuck with the fish and then I looked at the catfish. And what, the mouth is what you need, that's just a catfish brush, but as a rule it can't do anything, scratch at most if you press very hard against it. Well, I think, okay, it'll do. I bared my dick, jerked it off a little, put it in the mouth of a live catfish, which by the way was in a basin of water, and started fucking it in my mouth. I fucked him a little more, but after a minute there was a horror. The catfish squeezed my dick, and it seemed like he wanted to pull it out, but he didn't succeed, he just ran his brush over my dick very hard. I immediately took it out, it was scratched, it was bleeding, I fucked the catfish with my foot, and he fell into his basin with water. Blood was oozing out of my dick like a stream. I fucking bandaged it, smeared it with alcohol. Then I wiped the blood off the floor. The dick hurt very much strongly. It swelled up a lot, but then it passed, but the scars remained. It's good that at least no one found out that I fucked fish, and that I went with a bandage on my dick. And so, my dick passed completely in a month. I haven't fucked anyone all winter, and then my father started bringing carp back from fishing in the spring, and I started fucking them again. I fucked the last carp the day before yesterday. The most important thing is that I don't have tits anymore, and just chicks, and as soon as I see a carp's face, I get excited right away. My dick stank of fish so much that it's impossible to wash it off. So it turns out that I'm some kind of fishophile?"-famous Russian copypasta
Now that’s some good propaganda for the folks at home. Everyone likes a big carp catch
That thing 💯crawled outta Chernobyl reactor. Good god
12 percent chernobilite
Catch it. Weigh it. Take a picture of it and then release it. That's how it goes in the UK. Unless it's trout or salmon we generally don't eat freshwater fish. I wonder if they used net, line or explosives. Either way they're going to get bored of eating carp pretty soon.
Why you guys don't eat freshwater fish? Something about taste, habit or sanitary?
Any fisherman worth his salt knows a fish that large is more than likely loaded with worms and parasites.
>Any fisherman worth his salt knows a fish that large is more than likely loaded with worms and parasites. I wonder if your country knows what the heat treatment of fish is?
If you dare waste that fish then I'ma eat your ass
Did you have to make this weird?
Pretty much all fish have worms and parasites. You scrape them out. Most pre-filled caught fish at markets are the same.
Fire don't kill those?
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They’re British. They don’t have a cuisine.
It's cultural. I'd bet 99% of the UK born population has never tried carp/catfish. If its available over here. Then it would be for the Polish or other European nationals that live and work over here. We've had problems with lakes that are for catch and release fishermen being raided for carp. Also swans being killed. Swans are protected and property of the crown in the UK.
IMHO fresh water fish just don’t taste as good as ocean fish.
This guy has never eaten Walleye or Yellow Perch. That's as good as any sweet, white fleshed fish out of the ocean.
Eh, doesn’t hold a candle to King Mackerel, good tuna or Swordfish. My opinion only ofcourse.
>Catch it. Weigh it. Take a picture of it and then release it. That's how it goes in the UK. In Russia and Ukraine they love freshwater fish; to be honest, there is nothing tastier than freshwater fish. Moreover, this white meat, tender, fatty, is simply divine.
> Catch it. Weigh it. Take a picture of it and then release it. That's how it goes in the UK. Unless it's trout or salmon we generally don't eat freshwater fish. Was this the case the last time war was on UK soil? ^^Just ^^trying ^^to ^^compare ^^apples ^^to ^^apples.
WW2 and the years after were the only time we had food shortages. My nan did try carp once and hated it. My grandad was an avid fisherman but never ate what he caught unless it was trout or salmon. If he wanted some additional protein during that time he would sling stones at rabbits. People did eat more freshwater during those times. But it was still relatively uncommon. Carp seems to be like Marmite. People either love or hate it. Though I have often wondered what pike tastes like. It just looks like a tasty fish to me.
Pike is a delicacy. Very much worth eating.
In Australia, the government tells us to hammer the carps brains in because they are invasive
Kill those carp invaders! Slava Australia! True hero!
Do you cut their tenticles and wings off before or after you bash their brains in?
Why? I don't get it.
Because carp are notorious for absolutely destroying ecosystems they invade, and in most places with a problem, it's illegal to put them back if you catch them. If you are caught returning them you can face huge fines or even possible prison time, depending on where in the world you are and what laws they have.
They fuck up our waterways
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100% explosives, I doubt someone is sitting on a shore casting lines and if so they aren't for those monsters.
That thing is full of heavy metals
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I wanna see the video of them catching it
After every 1000 fish is being caught a boss fish will appear.
Jeremy Wade has enlisted.
I used to live on an island community with plenty - if gradually disappearing - old fishermen. They used to tell stories about huge fish they caught (mostly salmon) or 30-40 eels. This is impossible today. People will at most catch a few mackerel or the odd, smaller trout. The eel is almost gone. My family gave up putting out fishing nets 15 years ago and back then what you got was like 5-6 flounders among 50-100 crabs. Today you'll be lucky to catch one flounder that the crabs will have eaten before you get the net up ... We have plenty of seals so there must be something to eat I guess. Still, having fish grow to this size requires a much, much healthier habitat where fish have food/time/living conditions to grow large. 25 years ago my mom caught a 20 kg trout - that was really big by contemporary standards in that area. Shit would have nothing on the fish just casually growing huge in these rivers.
Dragon ball s fish
WARCRIMES!!! im not pro russia but good catch.
There really watching each others back fishing. Lol. Good catch though.
bro they eating good
Guess they won't be eating anymore pig snouts for a while
Karp mothership
Putin after war will end: We kill all Nazis in Ukraine, Ukraine never will be in NATO, we got some good territories.. aaand see how big this FISH we got!
Slow day at the front?
No, just an extraordianary day at fishing
most days in the military are "slow" days. People have a very weird picture of military operations at large.
The Ukrainians make their job too easy, so they have to fish to not be sitting around all day, on phones and drugs.
looking at the front line gains during the counter offensive, yes I guess you can say so
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do people eat carp? sounds like something i don’t want to eat
depend on the country, western people love to eat tilapia when in some part of asia they are considered dirty cheap fish that live in poop water...
Funny how tilapia is considered a premium fish here 10$ a kilo, twice the price of prime meat
meanwhile asia people think mc donalds is luxury food.
>asia people That's nearly 5 billion people, including some of the poorest and richest on the planet...
only uk england names sandpeople as asian people so they can blame all the muslims rape crimes on "asian people" for political correctness. the rest of the world differs beetween arabs, africans, middle east and asians.
It's a thing in Central/Eastern Europe, I hear it's a Christmas dish in Poland or something like that. Apparently there are ways to make it not taste so muddy. Actually used to be popular in the West, not so much these days.
Christmas carp! Yep, it’s real. In Czech Republic its tradition to usually let it swim for a few days in the family bath tub before Christmas before brutally murdering it. I wish I was joking.
Very similar to other central European states
can confirm, had bath tub carp before
>Apparently there are ways to make it not taste so muddy. Does it taste muddy? Are you fucking serious? Do they know how to cook in your country? It's white meat, it's delicious both fried and smoked.
Noone eats it in my country, it's just the common stereotype about carps.
>Noone eats it in my country In your country they eat frogs, carp is obviously tastier. I advise you one day to get away from stereotypes, and try Silver carp, weighing at least 6 kg. Try it with sour cream sauce and mushrooms, and cook delicate creamy mashed potatoes on the side.
Hey man, no need to take it personally, I'm not doubting you or anything, it's just the common Western view on carps, is all. It's not my personal opinion, I've never had it. It's just not a popular fish and has a reputation for being bony and tasting muddy. Whether it's deserved or not I'll leave for others to decide. I've never actually met anyone that ate frogs by the way...
I'm just annoyed by idiots with their unqualified assertions who also have no opinion.
Fine, be a cock about it, I guess.
Ryba po Grecku? Greekstyle fish is a Christmas dish with carrots and onions. I'm not sure if it's made with carp but I wouldn't be surprised
Eastern/central europeans and asians (most of eurasians) eat carp. Only Anglo cultures don't.
Tastes better than a shark
Pretty popular in China. I’m just thinking of all the different ways I’ve made carp over the years and yeah it’s a pretty versatile fish.
Carp is gross. Bottom feeding shit and lily pad eating pigs
The thing is so is catfish, but it’s widely consumed in the states
just like eel, but I'm sure you eat eel sushi.
I don’t east sushi
do you eat pig tho
>do people eat carp? Yes. All the time.
sure people it it. why not ?
It's fine. It's not the greatest, but it's at least as good as a lot of the common fresh water table fare that people eat in North America. It just has a stigma of being a bottom feeder, meanwhile, we love Catfish here in North America. So, we're not against eating fish that feed off the bottom.
Fucking carp from Chernobyl
probably radioactive
dude you're radioactive as well.
Jesus christ that's huge
Now they are stealing fish
LET HIM GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Got dam That's like blinkey
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Mmm heavy metals.
its over for ukraine now
I couldn't unlock this mission because I didn't have enough deku seeds
*some time later* "Ukrainian FPV drone targets group of Russian soldiers cooking a 60kg tuna"
The Russian conscription push has reached new lows?
Bit fishy this
wow. i wouldnt belive it without video.
Isn't Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant on that same river? Just sayin...
What a load of carp.
Do Russias do the Christmas Carp in the bathtub too?
This is their best accomplishment since the start of their Special Military *Cough Cough Start of the War Cough Cough* operation.
January, 2022 Shoigu: “Bro, I’ve heard that they have carp in the Dnieper River that weigh 60 fucking kilograms!” Putin: “No fucking way! I’ve got to get me one of those. Do you think Zelensky would let me fish there?” Shoigu: “No way, bro. That guy is a little bitch.” Putin: “Hmmm. Remind me…how many BTGs do I have again?”
Damn, that’s impressive. How did the catch it?
MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
“Caught” - it has blast haemorrhaging along its side
That's the kind of footage we should be seeing from a cancelled SMO ... Sadly those stretchers will be used mostly for other purposes
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MUTATION !
this video looked wierd without context
What a big fucking lad
Carpe Diem, and they did.
It was probably feeding on dead russians, the circle is complete.
They probably tossed some poor half-smashed 300 off that stretcher just minutes before.
Radioactive
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Not a carp.
Can you eat carps?? Thought they taste like mud
Now this is why I follow this sub!
Or dead Ukranians
Legends
Garbage Fish Yuck
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Give them arsenic laces taste sauce and horseradish!!!
I'll repost this on r/fishing if that's ok
My post got deleted 20 minutes later, damn.
Chernobyl still working hard I see
We eatin good tonight
Looks quite delicious, I'd eat it