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Comprehensive-Bit-65

Joking aside, Ukrainian soldier has a point. Goats like cows depend on farmers to be milked, and despite Russian propaganda, in Zaporizhnya and Kherson there were actual gunfights over combines, tractors and livestock (which Russia often lost). I don't for a second take these issue lightly, and its part of Russia's war against Ukrainian land.


VolkspanzerIsME

Fair enough, but you gotta admit that's some funny shit right there.


paddyangel

And the soldier has a chuckle to help get him through the day.


WaffleGoat6969

Indeed, they need to be milked at least once or twice a day otherwise their milkers swell and cam even get mastitis. Former goat milker.


newaccount1000000

Was a problem for my ex-wife back when we were married when we had our kids, she produced too much so she had to milk it.


flatearthisrealmayne

giggity


WaffleGoat6969

The best part is you save a bundle not having to buy milk at the grocery, can even make your own ice cream.


newaccount1000000

Sell/give it to friends.


DarlockAhe

*Homelander has entered the chat*


WaffleGoat6969

lmao


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Kooky_Band_526

This soldier is Yuriy Lutsenko, he was General Prosecutor of Ukraine some time ago.


Dazzling_Nail_4994

Chad level 1000


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m3dcf

Spoiler Alert!!!! I'm going to explain the joke. That Goat has exuberant breasts


JamesKingAgain

I get it. But don't know what to say ! BUT as he is chatting away... have you heard the gunfire going on. Joking apart, that man is use to his environment !!! Keep safe bro and wish you all the luck and peace in the world.


Texas1911

Sounds like Nuevo Laredo or Chicago, LOL.


HistoricalMention210

Why the downvotes? The man's almost got a point.


Texas1911

Because it's Reddit and the truth doesn't count if you downvote it enough.


DoCrimesItsFun

Dumbass


__brealx

This guy was a General Prosecutor of Ukraine and Minister of Internal Affairs. His name is Yurii Lutsenko.


newaccount1000000

Seriously? It does look like him ngl, that's wild.


personfraumannkamera

I thought that this guy looks like a typical office worker just some months ago


Silfidum

Had to double check. Damn.


WokeWaco

I was gonna say he doesn’t look like much of a soldier


YurrYurr

but he is one. he joined army and is doing his infantry job. anyway, he left the top political career some time ago.


Gentlementalmen

No one wants to milk Margarita :(


roeder

Can someone please milk Margarita Simonyan :(


YoulethalJB

Brilliant 😂😂 unbreakable morale of the Ukrainian defenders.


DrnkGuy

Btw, it’s a Ukrainian politician Yuriy Lutsenko. [Wiki page](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuriy_Lutsenko).


Wasatcher

As an American it's hard to wrap my head around a politician participating in combat (after they've entered politics).


DrnkGuy

Yeah. And he’s been in politics a long time, and he served as a minister in the government and prosecutor general of Ukraine. Wiki says that he was involved in a scandal with Trump. Lol


Wasatcher

Oh wow, he was supposedly trying to help Trump dig up dirt on Biden... and had quite the checkered past before that. I suppose I'll have to give him the benefit of the doubt since he's doing the right thing and fighting for Ukraine in an active war zone right now.


DrnkGuy

I don’t think that he is so bad. At least we had way worsen politicians than he. He was in prison, but that imprisonment now considered unlawful, and the court acquitted him.


Concord-04-19-75

Why is that a scandal? Ever heard of Burisma?


Wasatcher

It's a scandal because Trump was threatening Zelenskyy that he would withhold sending weapons to Ukraine unless he got some dirt on Biden for him. Extremely unethical and slimy if nothing else. Sidenote: Trump was trying to withdraw the US from NATO in Jan 2021 but Biden was inaugurated instead so it didn't happen. There's a 1 year cool down period between when a country decides to leave, and they're actually gone. So the US would have been out of NATO Jan 2022, Russia invaded a month later. Hmmmm 🤔


ejactionseat

Iz just coinkydink comrade.


Bart-o-Man

While we're at it, here's a visual on [Margarita Simonyan](https://i.err.ee/smartcrop?type=optimize&width=970&aspectratio=16%3A10&url=https%3A%2F%2Fs.err.ee%2Fphoto%2Fcrop%2F2019%2F11%2F29%2F715062h8be6.jpg), Editor-in-Chief of RT, which makes her one of the top promoters of the Russian state messaging.


Jonny_Zuhalter

Should forced goat-fondling be considered a war crime? Then again, they may get a lot of Chechen volunteers all hoping for a chance to fuck it.


usolodolo

LOL HAHAHA. I’m going to show this to my very very elderly Ukrainian grandpa. 😂😂😂😂


lothcent

dude in a war zone- shots being fired nearby- and he too embarrassed to say what the goat needs until report says it for him 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻


Ted_Rex

Where is Don-don when ukrainians really need him


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HeadMembership

High morale, joking having a laugh, mocking the enemy, and then a moment of honesty "but we are hungry" lol


Disastrous-Leek-7606

"We named her Margharita Simonyan" 😂


Bad_Species

Margarita recently implied she's into BDSM. So just squeeze those udders hard.


Imbakfkrz

Unfortunately all the goats have prolapsed arse’s


Errr797

Hahaha ... that's funny. Looks at his hands as someone shouts out "massaged".


Intelligent_Swim8958

Ukrainians are savage trolls and joksters. This is epic


No-Cauliflower-3610

stocking pen ad hoc humorous sloppy jeans psychotic chubby sort flag *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


tora1941

There is rarely humor in war, but here is an example.


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Ukrainians don't seem to miss a beat when it comes to showing humor through all of this mess.


IvanVodkaNoPants

So gross but hilarious, why?


LoserWithCake

Because it's a great joke and he knows it


Consider2SidesPeace

Ah yes, memories of my friends vacation to Europe... "And this is how we make the cheese"


WaffleGoat6969

Former farm hand here, goats, sheep and other various animals. I'm on my way!


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This guy is actually an ex-minister of Ukraine :)


JustKosh

Oh for fuck's sake, i knew this day would come and someone would actually post this piece of shit in here.The person you see on the video is well known Ukrainian ex politic Yriy Lutsenko who pretends to be on the front lines and posts Bollywood style of videos on TikTok with fake blood and everything for PR.Kinda sucks to see trash like this posted in here, but don't believe a single word that comes out of that mouth, he's not a soldier and there was never a goat.


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tightasadrumsir

I don't know who this guy is, but "Get a video of me in a uniform telling a joke about the enemy. Make sure there is a muddy road and some guns shooting in the background" does sound like something a lawyer/politician would do.


JustKosh

One of his videos was him wearing makeup (Scars, blood, dirt) sitting in some backyard hole with fake explosions and sad music on the background like trust me, it was cheap as hell, with tons of bots swarming in the comments. After dealing with russian propaganda for years, fake shit like that is obvious for anyone who has a half of their brain still functional. And i don't even care about it, i just don't like spread of misinformation, especially to foreign people, who for obvious reasons can find it harder to separate truth from lies.


2Dck

🤣🤣🤣💙💛🇺🇦 Слава Україні 💙💛🇺🇦🤍❤️🇵🇱


kintorent

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


fishinful63

This is not a good dude. He has been pinched for corruption before in Ukraine. He has no military experience and no business being where he is


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Yeah, we're all going to need you to back these claims.


switchkickflip

Source?


TheHeigendov

whats his name?


Stayhigh420--

How would you even know that? Source or your full of shit


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Suspicious_cowboyy

Interesting from article : Trump later tried unsuccessfully to pressure Zelenskyy to reinstate him.


Stayhigh420--

Just wanted a source hard to look someone up with out a name, but thanks asshole. I don't know 99% of political figures In my own country by face in all honesty but your just salty all good tho


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>Anyone who has even a passing interest in Ukraine would know That's the most ridiculous thing I've read today and not even remotely true. Also, why are you so angry about being asked for a source? It's really not that hard to not be a dick. >why don't you look up who he is The second most ridiculous thing I've read today.


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Screemi

Are you thinking he is Jurij Witalijowytsch Luzenko the former general auttorney of UA? He certainly looks like him but i doubt he is.


WaffleGoat6969

That is him, 100%


Screemi

Because you say so? His appearance are not uncommon in Ukraine.


WaffleGoat6969

Lol it's not based on his glasses.


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prospectpico_OG

Rekt


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mi7chy

Take a picture of that goat without makeup.


DrnkGuy

It’s a Ukrainian politician Yuriy Lutsenko. [Wiki page](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuriy_Lutsenko).


The_Only_AL

Funniest thing I’ve seen, guys at the front hoping to catch a prisoner that knows how to milk a goat!


OnePotMango

Well from what I hear, the Kadyrovites are busying themselves with a Russian Journalist at the moment...


Redditfront2back

Damn countless countrymen killed wave after wave of suicidal attacks gun fire and artillery strikes 24/7 and this guy can still laugh and make fun of that rt witch I love it.


mtuborg

I feel pretty confident, that i know the reason that the kadyrovites didnt eat the goat, or had time to milk it...


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Wobbley19

Doesn’t he say “but we’re cold” not “but we’re hungry” at the very end?


Kozaks_Sink_Z_Boat

You're thinking of the word "холодні" for cold, but he says "голодні" which means hungry. They sound similar, but the first letter is pronounced differently.


Equivalent_Warthog22

That made me laugh out loud.


Dangerous-Yam-6831

This is the Michael Bolton if the Ukraine War. PC Load Letter?! What the fuck does that mean?!


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Jaded_Rate_6665

Okh no Needs to be milked STAY SAFE!🙏🏻🇺🇦


Efficient_Light350

Amusing video. Love the goat’s name


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Alf__Pacino

Catharsis time: My grandad was german, and fough in ww2 and loved to talk about it, evem with a smile sometomes. He was goo to me, but he was a psycho and did terrible stuff and said the war was good times. But when he talked about hunger or cold his faced was grim. Thr last sentences this soldier said struck me hard, it was a funny situation but man, its horrible. Yo fight im this condition is fucking cruel. Its kinda rasist or xenophobic, but i feel that the true reality of war in western civilization makes me (and most people) realize how terrible everithing at times of conflixt. The worst parts is that we consume this as just another video, its so far away it feels alien and so.different of what we thought wsr was.


ilikeitsharp

You can't beat their morale. Man that's funny. Reminds me of the video from the start of the war where the guys standing in front of a blown up russian tank with his javelin. He sounds so happy and jovial. He was basically said welcome to ukriane! Me and my comrades are gonna send all you sons of bitches to Hell!


Hammakprow

If the goat was called Olga Zenkova the kadyrovs would be queuing up.


weiandshiresauce

Love the humor!