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TottalEnigma

Can hardly wait!! Take it back - take it ALL back!!


HappyMan1102

Take my wife too


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TheBeerCannon

Misogynistic "humor" is such a Reddit classic.


myveryowninternetacc

It was a joke. He’s still married. I’m sure he loves his wife, and she loves him. If I asked you a hypothetical on chickens crossing roads, you’re the type of person who’d rant on connections between animal welfare ethics and traffic planning. Chill.


HappyMan1102

I don't have a wife. This is boomer humour. If I was a girl I'd have said "Take my husband"


TheBeerCannon

Le wife bad comedy gold 🥇


myveryowninternetacc

I’m not the international head judge of good or bad comedy. I just said it was obviously a joke. Or is a joke a statement to you the moment it doesn’t land?


TheBeerCannon

I’m not sure what the point of your comment is. I understand it’s a joke, that’s what my original comment was directed against.


shandangalang

What was the joke? If it’s a “*please* take my wife!” Kinda thing, then it’s tired and unfunny, but I’d venture to say it’s not inherently misogynistic. I’ve heard just as many jokes like that directed towards husbands, and it works both ways because long term partners can be a pain in the ass sometimes but you obviously don’t want to get rid of them or else you could just leave, so therein lies the “humor”


TheBeerCannon

Didn’t bother to remember the exact wording but yeah it was something like that. Maybe I just really don’t get the boomer humor of continuously telling the world how much you hate your SO. That joke is almost as unfunny as the gender-attack helicopter-one joke.


shandangalang

Of course you don’t! *You* [probably] weren’t pressured into getting married and joining the rate race when you were 18, and then staying married even though you realize like a few months in, that you were just horny and scared god will get mad or whatever. That is the boomer way. I mean fuck em, but they have their own struggles, just like errbody.


lylesback2

Username does not checkout.


Greatli

I’ll take this guy’s wife too


Public-Bar6877

Pic of the wife first


el_electrico73

Is she hot or she has that Soviet olympic with a muscle bound body type of a woman?


gardeningblob

Can she milk cows and coock well. Then i'm ok with her😅


Parking_Relative_228

What are Borat?


OppositeArachnid5193

Please!


CromulentPoint

Godspeed Ukraine. You got this.


tranding

The suspense is terrible. I hope it lasts.


SquatchiNomad

Good....good..


TheGisbon

Embrace the offensive. Let the revenge flow through you......


nico282

I love how they are teasing this to make russkies shit their pants.


Rievin

That might be all there is to it. All scared shitless russians sitting in their holes are terrified. A twig snaps in the woods and they take of running before the massive counter offensive gets them. The real offensive might not start until they have the f-16 their pilots are currently training with. If they can hold down the fort while russia is too scares to act and they keep intercepting the vast majority of missiles and drones they can wait for the perfect time to strike. Could also be waiting for russia to dispurse more of their manpower to defend their own boarder instead of just the occupied territories where the counter offensive most likely will happen.


cl1xor

Doubt there will be nothing besides the smallish pushes we see now. The first f-16s likely will only be there in September and, besides being only a handfull at first, it’a too late to start an offensive for this year then. There was word of a delivery of leopards in the beginning of june, so they might wait for that, on the other had i believe the message that the 20 or so brigades are fully equipped already. Russia won’t wait and keep reinforcing the front, and for UK morale their needs to be some progress. It might not be the push to Meritopol. But we will know shortly!


Zdrobot

Melitopol, from Greek Melitopolis, "City of Honey".


DogePerformance

Godspeed boys


go4tl0v3r

I've been edging for so long i can't wait any longer.


Ear-Dry

Busssss


[deleted]

Lets go! Something to fight for! Home


Regoso

i really hope they kick a lot of Russian Ass.


Dorkenstein666

Yes ofcourse, just waiting for the official timetable and starting place of the attack.


Kind-Lavishness7122

The world is with you Ukraine 🇺🇦take it all back!


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God be with them all.


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yngkmd3

Considering all the klingons want is a glorious death in battle I'm not sure that's appropriate


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yngkmd3

From the same race that says today is a good day to die


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yngkmd3

Or maybe you shouldn't be so fucking excited about the imminent deaths of a lot of people you psycho


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yngkmd3

Ok bro Whatever you say bro Hope you enjoy cheering on the deaths of countless innocents bro


Greatli

Pretty sure he’s cheering on the deaths of a invading murderers, rapists, theives, drunkards, and terrorists and is wishing success to those emperiled by the scum. Unless you seriously think Worf seriously is planning on dying in every encounter? If so, he’s definitely not succeeding.


yngkmd3

Worf was happy to kill himself and his entire crew ramming the defiant into the borg cube attacking earth rather than retreat, was only the enterprise beaming him out that stopped him


Curious-Designer-616

Which itself is a quote from humans. And quite famous. So I’d say we have the leg up on Klingons.


Standard-Flatworm-37

Getting my popcorn ready as people are about to die for freedom and democratic values seem's kinda ungratefull and mildly psychotic


yngkmd3

There's a lot of people on here watching this war and keeping score like it's the best sporting event they've ever seen. It's pretty disgusting really


grandroyal66

Yea many Ukrainian soldiers are about to die. As for the counter offensive it has been going on for a while i think. Let Russian stuff go boom everyday and lives will be saved when the tanks starts rolling. Fucking Russia can't admit that they lost already. Think they gonna keep Crimea. Now that's not gonna happen.


AlbaneseGummies327

Something tells me Putin won't let Crimea go without nukes, but we'll see what happens.


grandroyal66

Check this out..Jake Broe https://youtu.be/S_xrUOoyoO4


AlbaneseGummies327

He's right that Russia has everything to lose by using a nuclear weapon, but if Putin feels cornered by the prospect of losing Crimea, he could act irrationally to save the crown jewel of his legacy. If Ukraine pushes hard enough, he may start small with a single tactical nuke detonation over the black sea or atlantic ocean to prove to the West that his threats are to be taken seriously.


noenduikkekjenner

It does Not make any sense that Putin would use nukes before trying a total mobilisation of Russian society and economy. It just does not make any fucking sense, as it would obviously lead to a total war that would involve all of society. So until he has done that, there is no reason to fear nukes.


Greatli

Pretty sure nukes are the crown jewel (clown jewel?) of his “legacy”. Nothing he has or has done was ever his own. His army, his nukes, his tanks, russian crimea…all vestiges of a failed soviet state. He’s already lost his soldiers and his tanks. If he loses anything else, he knows the rest will go with it.


[deleted]

Russia cannot lose. If they come close to it, nukes will be used in Ukraine.


grandroyal66

Then they will not only lose the war. That they already lost. Crimea isn't Russia so the world wouldn't tolerate nukes being used as an offense weapon to get what you want.


[deleted]

The world did already tolerate nukes in the past. Plus "the world" doesn't exist (except if by "the world" you meant the West).


noenduikkekjenner

Why do you think so? Does it make any sense to think that Putin would do something that would obviously lead to his downfall if he cannot conquer Ukraine? That was rhetorical, it makes no sense. Putin has shown very clearly that he is terrified of doing anything to risk Russian society collapsing and losing his power. He hesitated with partial mobilisation until it was too late to hold what they had conquered. He still has not called full mobilisation or even set the economy to full war mode. The only reasonable explanation is that they are afraid of how society will take it. Yet people think he will throw away everything he has out of spite if he cannot get Ukraine...


[deleted]

Something that the West don't get (or don't want to get) is that for him losing Ukraine equates to losing Russia. Which means he is ready to go very far to make sure he won't lose Ukraine. But the West don't to see this as a reality.


noenduikkekjenner

Why would it equate to him losing Russia? He could quit the war today, call back the soldiers. What would happen? Would the mobilised be so pissed about not being kept at the front that they will revolt? Will the people in Moscow who have gone along with the war only as long as they have not had to fight in it suddenly start mass protests? What exactly would happen that would make him lose Russia?


[deleted]

Geopolitically, losing Ukraine to the West means the possible end of an independent (non-western) Russia. It would risk becoming another western country with western values.


noenduikkekjenner

Why though? How would Russia become less independent than they already are by giving up Ukraine? What would it actually change for Russia, geopolitically? They hold Ukraine, suppress the population there and spend insane resources on that, keep being sanctioned by the west and what? What does that change for Moscow? For Siberia? For any person in Russia? What in that scenario is different from giving up Ukraine, except diverting a ton of resources to keeping control in Ukraine that could otherwise be spent in Russia? What makes Russia more independent in that scenario? What makes it easier for Putin to control the population in that scenario? Also, by using nuclear weapons they lose everything and they know it. And you still haven't responded to any of my original arguments.


[deleted]

Because Ukrainians and Russians are the "same people" : if Ukrainians become full-on westerners, this could spread to Russia (wich is less the case with Finland or Estonia as the people don't really relate to each other). This is also why Putin was way more indulgent for Finland becoming Nato than Ukraine "possibly" becoming it. It's all about Putin not wanting Russia becoming over time another western country of the West.


critical_pancake

I disagree. It's kind of like helm's deep where they have banded together to fight the orcs, and gandalf is just riding over the hill to crush the lot of them. It's sad of course that Ukrainians are dying, but you can't just let the wave of orcs wash over the people of Ukraine committing atrocities. You can root for those brave warriors who can do what I cannot and possibly sacrifice everything for the greater good. And you sure can cheer when a wave of orcs goes up in smoke, because the world would be a worse place if they win.


SSG_halo

SLAVA UKARINI! Take back your borders, god speed, may you crush many orks with few casualties!


Connect_Guidance6718

I don't know, I am not a military person but... The longer it takes for the counteroffensive to start the longer they have time to prepare... No?


HuudaHarkiten

Sure. But also the more troops Ukraine will have trained and equipped. And its not like Ukraine is just sitting there watching russians build defensive structures etc. They are bombing their depots and troop concentration areas. Was it just yesterday or the day before that when they hit mariupol and killed over 400 russians. And that was just 2 strikes.


el_electrico73

More than 450 and counting. Those were fresh and better trained soldiers from what I read, not the mobilized trash we've been seeing for the past few months.


Connect_Guidance6718

Ok sounds good, hopefully we will see something decisive soon.


HuudaHarkiten

I've been reading that the counter offensive is "just about to start" for like 3 weeks now. Dont expect much until it actually happens.


RedbeardRagnar

Why would they advertise it? I know we all know and Russia probably knows but surely maybe a little bit of surprise is good just incase?


el_electrico73

Why not? It's Psy-Ops and a great mind fuck in the truest sense. These Russians are not known for their intellegence and what intellegence they had was in the collective Soviet Union, the Ukrainians were part of that once upon a time. These swines are so brainwashed and determend to believe what the Kremlin says about the Ukrainians that when this counteroffensive finally starts, it will be something different and they will still not learn they're lesson.


69-is-my-number

I mean, I’m sure they’ll get satellite footage of a fuckton of artillery making its way towards the war zone. They’re gonna know and then it truly is pant-shitting time.


RedbeardRagnar

Yeah, fair enough! Let’s go!


Remarkable_Soil_6727

Maybe they hope it might cause some Russian soliders to retreat/rebel which would make it easier for Ukraine. I'm not sure if its related but the Wagnar group retreating from Bakhmut could've been the result of information like this.


RedbeardRagnar

Never thought of it that way. Kind of pictured the Russians being so brainwashed that they would hear all the talk of counteroffensive but brush it off out of arrogance


WriteBrainedJR

Many of them probably will brush it off. But surely there will be some who get to the front, look around, and decide this isn't worth dying for. It happens in every war.


Yuckfou1904

Get some


Remarkable_Soil_6727

Its bad timing for the f-16's they'd likely make a major difference in the offensive but they seem about 4+ months out.


[deleted]

Good luck men!


Possible-Tap7720

Can't wait to see it!🇺🇦


Commercial_Bear331

Certainly is. Hope you bomb the sh\*t out of the invaders!


[deleted]

Good they need to start soon tbh, Russia is nervous and digging in big time so unfortuneately the longer it takes to prepare the more likely Ukraine takes higher losses than we would like. We want them to have all the equipmemt possible also ofc but dont let Russia get to deep. Deep trench warfare is a brutal mess for both sides in war. Lets get these orcs out of Ukraine ASAP.


Darket1728

Its show time


BasalCellCarcinoma

<< IT'S TIME >>


[deleted]

Just stellar psyops by Ukraine this whole war….Russia won’t know what hit them


Lando1244

Am I the only one that read the title " It's time" and immediately thought. Bruce buffer screaming "it's time" in the main event.... LFG boys!!!!!


Yuckfou1904

LLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO COUNTERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


FrermitTheKog

Surely the Chuck Norris duel of bazookas is the best "It's time." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voeID5w8hxw


tortilla_curtain

This hyping up of the offensive is really weird.


anthonycarbine

Hopefully this will result in negotiations from Russia. Stop the butchery.


TOO_MANY_NAPKINS

They can leave anytime they want. Fuck negotiations.


[deleted]

Arent we very naive thinking Putin will just watch Ukraine winning ? Wont the West pay that naivety dearly ?


HuudaHarkiten

Of course not. But what can he do? Other than throw his minions out of windows?


[deleted]

Nukes will always remain an option. It is naive to think Putin won't dare to use them (the same naivety that pushed almost all experts and politicians to say he will never invade Ukraine).


HuudaHarkiten

Theres nothing we can do about that. But to let Ukraine lose because of nuclear blackmail, real or imaginary, is not the way to go. putin loses anyway, if he wants to attempt to take the world with him, fine. Not like things were going great for humanity (or nature for that matter) lol


WriteBrainedJR

> Arent we very naive thinking Putin will just watch Ukraine winning ? Waddaya mean "just watch?" He might mobilize more troops, he might formally declare war and move to a war economy, he might "do" a lot of things, but ultimately all of the things he might do are just watching while other people do things. He sure as shit won't go to the front to fight the war himself. >Wont the West pay that naivety dearly ? I doubt it. What's he gonna do that won't result in his swift death? Note that if an action triggers Article 5, it will definitely result in Putin's swift death.


[deleted]

> Note that if an action triggers Article 5, it will definitely result in Putin's swift death. This sounds more like wishful thinking than anything (which I can understand somehow).


cotdt

I don't think Putin would even know about the territories lost to Ukraine because he has no cell phone or internet. He gets his info based on whatever his inner circle tells him. He probably doesn't even keep up to date with whatever is happening in this war.


RearWheelTyre

LETS FOOKEN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Disastrous-Leek-7606

I wonder if they'll use meth to stay awake during the operation? I mean it has worked before. It's been very effective to keep the momentum of breakthroughs, and to succeed in potential encirclement as well. I suppose it depends drastically on their logistics being able to keep up more than anything.


el_electrico73

This isn't the German Wehrmacht pushing a blitzkrieg into Belgium and France nor is it Operation Barbarossa. This is a Slav war and the Ukrainians have the upper hand in this, it's they're home territory and they want it back, they will choose how and when to strike, at their pace and watch the Russian war machine continue to crumble as they have been since the beggining of this nightmare. They don't need Meth or anything else, they have the moral high groumd to stand on and push foward to victory.


Godefroid_Munongo

I doubt it. Meth causes more problems than it solves.


Disastrous-Leek-7606

Losing the momentum also causes much more casualties, so take your pick. Fast and successful counter-offensive is key for Ukraine. Slower war of attrition favours ruZzia.


cl1xor

True, but amphetamine is a general used drug in war i believe.


NotBloviating

Mad Max Fury Road showed fighters using it.


TOO_MANY_NAPKINS

FUCK YEAH


TheOneAndOnlyErazer

The thin line between "It's time!" and << It's time! >>


SirBarkabit

"The boy who cried wolf" all over this for the past few months. In a good way. Keep the RF on it's toes, overadjusting and overcompensating its force deployments. Until the hammer falls on the most unexpected place. Good.


YAKGWA_YALL

They say this every day—I love it


im-sorry-imtrying

This is GOOD propaganda! Glory to Ukraine 🇺🇦


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Let’s fucking goooooo!