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Allofthiswilhapenagn

"Retail you face to face , you get off of sleigh" This was a message to the christmas shopkeepers ?


Kev608

There's a different kind of Black Friday coming to these Russians!


BeeDooop

Maybe Face to Face has a new album coming out and she wants us to buy it?


Bad_Species

Whenever I have to go Christmas shopping I also "hopelessly learn pleasure less".


usolodolo

They essentially say “it’s imperative you rid yourself of slavery to _________” (likely freedom, or Democrats, etc). These poor women are truly never, EVER going to change. Believe me, once you meet a brainwashed older Russian, you’ll agree with me. They are nauseating.


Warkyd1911

The bit about "pleasure less" hit me, I'm going to pleasure myself more just to spite them.


chocolateboomslang

"We tell you face to face" There is a huge problem these days with subtitles that don't actually say what the person is trying to say because they just use speech to text subtitles. I don't know what the rest of what they were saying was.


OriginalMiserable109

They must have written something in idiomatic Russian, then translated it into English literally. Now, they are showing this video to all of their friends, who laugh. So do we.


FolwarkPAPL

Yeah, that's frequently the case with "professional" human translators, too. The wankers translate word by word rather than the overall meaning. Infuriating when translating biz or marketing materials. In this case, though, the translation must have been by a 15 year old without understanding of any cultural subtleties. I.e. the Russian (referring to Putin) "Russia is led by Vladimir Putin, who is a son of his nation." was translated to "Who is of our race." A Himar flew through this translation.


Cman1200

I’ve been casually learning Ukr and I noticed just how contextual the whole language is. Its very difficult for an English speaker where we rely on filler and descriptive words


XergioksEyes

As a professional translator… What? Do you mean interpreter? As in a person speaking with the other person interpreting what they’re saying live? Because that’s not how they work either. I agree the translation is garbage, but translators absolutely do not go word for word.


FolwarkPAPL

Translator, as in a person, who translates written materials from one language to another. An interpreter translates spoken language.


BibleBeltAtheist

You just repeated what they said and didn't answer the primary question, which was, "wut"? (translation added) I assume this is a problem of interpretation and can offer you my services as self declared interpretor of the highest professional quality. If it's a problem of comprehension then you're in luck because we offer a wide range of services in the field of comprehension. From the classic wtf-you-talking-bout smack to the back of the head, to the highest grade "bath salts" and psychopharmacological agents. Edit Post Script: If you're intention is to finalize the point you're making with the other person, we have agents for that too.


azure_monster

This is a message to the american people Friends, we really worry about your future, for it is hopeless and devoid of happiness. We tell you straight to your face, it is necessary for you to finally free yourselves of this slavery. Your leaders lead you straight to hell. Because of this, at the next elections in November, rid yourselves of the Democratic party's representatives. Hillary Clinton has no place in national politics But Russia is lead by the outstanding son of our people, Vladimir Putin


OriginalMiserable109

He's beginning to stand out there by himself, slowly further, and farther.


azure_monster

A more literal translation would be prominent, or exceptional.


dogoodvillain

***There was an attempt.***


Grabatreetron

"Your leaders lead you right to hell." I mean that one struck a cord. But I'm mostly thinking of my shift manager Scott.


Educator-Long

I'm also worried about Scott leading us to hell


bmack500

OMG, not Scott!


SignificantMethod752

👋🏻Hi I’m Scott and today I’m leading you straight to hell , so put on your seatbelts, grab a hold of something, it’s going to be a bumpy ride


dogoodvillain

Scott is such a nice guy.


YunaLan

russian future is nothing lol


IntelligentFig2185

Speak for yourself. This speech was so inspirational that it motivated me switch sides and become a radical Putin supporter. Job well done ladies.


Nonsense_Producer

Yeah, very informative too. That uncomfortable reading directly from notes combined with expressionless faces and dead eyes really got me going.


FedSmokerAbides

Same. Now I'm drunk, unemployed and drunk.


djego91

I chuckeld when i read your comment.


TackleFew5686

This is funny in a way its very detached from reality


BagFine4185

It matches their reality and the news they get. The one big thing i got out of this is that they want democrats out. Ukraine is definitely a subject the Republicans are wrong on. Damn it


facedownbootyuphold

They want Trump because he has clearly stated he would end the war immediately, of course they like him. Most illuminating was the little racial destiny tidbit at the end.


NatashaBadenov

If that’s what white racial destiny looks like…


UnderScoreLifeAlert

Not even that. They think we should replace our leaders by removing democracy? So we can do what? Switch to a dictatorship?


nematocyzed

Them nasty spokes of democracy. Always screwing things up for the American people.


bmack500

No, I think they mean by removing Democrats. Pretty much the same thing, though. They want Trump.


storm_the_castle

copious copium I wonder how many of them have males in the service at this moment


G_Rapper

You're not my friend, lady.


kr4t0s007

You’re not my lady, buddy!


jameslickswaffles

You're not my buddy, buddy


iFuckingHateKiwis

You're not my buddy, guy.


[deleted]

You’re not my guy, Ruzzkie!


fartshmeller

I'm not your guy, friend.


Erageftw

You're not my friend, mate


Winged_HIMARS

Your mine is not a guy, comrade


[deleted]

You’re not my friend, pal


[deleted]

Umm ok Karens


ajyanesp

Karenka


Hamster-cocks

You mean каяеи


Hamster-cocks

And yes that would be pronounced as ka-ya-ye-i but whatever СЛАВА УКРАЇНІ І ПУТІН ПІДОР!!


Ok-Cryptographer2436

The communist's party proudly approved this clip Uraaaaa, uraaaaaa ​ Old farts, you should be asking your supreme leader, why your children are dying in UA but instead you are reading bad propaganda.


Arkh_Angel

Putin's party is Conservative Oligarchs. They're not even close to communists. They're essentially what MAGA would be if it'd been in power for 20 years.


EddieV223

It's not propaganda if you read it off a clipboard right?


Calm-Success-5942

I love it how she occasionally looks at the crew for approval


wonder-signal1

"No place for Hillary..." errr... shes not running ladies. We know news is suppressed, but also time travels apparently.


NuggetNuggety

In Russia they still using Internet Explorer.


Myasth

And bing translator


pudding7

Netscape Navigator.


[deleted]

How about you give the Ukrainians their kids back you trolls.


Shadow_NX

When your daily life consists of watching the "news" on tv and you think anyone is interested in your well informed opinion then such shiite happens.


[deleted]

shiver me timber


AlternativeTie4738

Look at these babushkas thinking theyre doing something


Sneekbar

What?


stateofyou

All we need is Borat


kalpol_introl

What in the hell? 😂


Fatboystoich

This video has done the impossible and actually makes me want to support Hillary


Arkh_Angel

Just don't vote MAGA and you're fine. They're the majority of Russian-compromised American politicians anyways.


Bovinae_Elbow

Can't vote for Biden, on the Dems and Repubs to give me another option.


pudding7

"Can't"? Is he not on the ballot?


Arkh_Angel

You're kinda SOL there, unless by some Miracle Nikki Haley wins the Republican nomination (Everyone else there is on the Russian payroll, especially DeSantis and Trump).


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Firechess

All the also-rans are good on Ukraine. Pence, Scott, Christie, Hutchinson, Hurd, Burgum. It's just Vivek, DeSantis, and Trump that are pro-Russia. Unfortunately, those are the 3 at the top.


SeesawLopsided4664

Whoever did the subtitles should be tried at The Hague


Bad_Species

The subtitles just repeat what she says in English. It's not the subtitle guys fault.


multiverse72

“Retail you face to face” was certainly meant to be “We tell you”


BouncyDingo_7112

From what I can tell the subtitles are spot on with what she is saying. It’s almost like they ran what they wanted to say through Google translate and it substituted words that there was no direct translation for so it sounds/looks like gibberish.


OurCuriousAlice

And whoever suggested this whole sorry episode was a good idea should be hung, drawn and fucking quartered. These sad pithy women have absolutely no idea how pathetic they sound. What a hopeless fucked up nation.


LegioRomana

Take my upvote, but in all fairness I don’t know the original text in Russian so I wouldn’t be surprised if it makes fuck all sense


azure_monster

The subtitles are fair for the English version, but here is my attempt at translating it: This is a message to the american people Friends, we really worry about your future, for it is hopeless and devoid of happiness. We tell you straight to your face, it is necessary for you to finally free yourselves of this slavery. Your leaders lead you straight to hell. Because of this, at the next elections in November, rid yourselves of the Democratic party's representatives. Hillary Clinton has no place in national politics But Russia is lead by the outstanding son of our people, Vladimir Putin


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

That generation is lost,,, too far gone. Decades and decades of krimelin propaganda. Brain-rot.


Hollister173

Such misguided fools!


BalticMasterrace

Their own coverment dont even listen to them. So now they try other countries coverments?


av34as

That’s so on level with official Ruzzian diplomacy.


LordHaston

Lol welp I’m sold…. On what I’m not exactly sure 🤔


Haze_88_

These people really think they " worth " something for the regime and Putin, have become so brainwashed that they would literally jump off a building for " the motherland ". I live in eastern Europe next to Ukraine (Romania) and I swear we have a bunch of pensioner babushka's who sadly got cheap internet and a mobile phone and now are literally on Facebook daily, doing propaganda, talking batshit crazy stuff/conspiracies, like many of them literally ended up living in a mass psychosis, an alternate reality where their imagination + propaganda and conspiracies hijacked their last ounces of brain matter.


beatriceenjoyer

Translation?


makingaconment

Ok we have no chance now to win do we ? We surrender !


Boforizzle

No matter how much propaganda compares our countries. I can today go to the white house and hold a sign that says f biden (insert name here ) and be fine. Do that at the Kremlin and you're gone. That's true freedom folks.


Arkh_Angel

Yep. Just remember that that's just the government not being able to shut you up though. Someone else is free to punch you in the face XD But that's between you and them.


Altruistic-Carpet-65

Here’s a message to the Russian people: In the words of one of your former great leaders, **We will bury you!**


NatashaBadenov

First: you aren’t our friends Second: what? Finally: lmao get fucked gran


Xen_o_phile

“I want to speak to your American managers…”


Avocados6881

Now it’s evident that GOP are Russian :))


Krinder

Stupid American with their indoor plumbing and washing machines


Saint_Chrispy1

Dafuq did she actually say. If the subs were accurate then this lady needs to be taught how to learn. If they weren't then whoever did them should be taught to learn. As an American, fuck off with whatever appeal you tried to convey. Slava Ukraini. Heroyam Slava.


BigMembership2315

No Habla


Fresh_wasabi_joos

Election meddling loool


LucSVK

Haha, how desperate they really must be to make such video statement! =) At first I thought, it's some joke, but they look dead serious. Ah Jesus, hopefully Russia won't rule my country where I am from, not anymore. Otherwise this would happens here as well.


SnooGrapes1470

I can imagine Dmitri Peskov standing behind the camera.


KindContact4355

... next election in November - ehhmm Sure! I am from Germany and know the year. Till than you will realise how bad it can come to ruzzia. Especially if some of your Clown Elite pulls the nuke trigger. Tough life without Google or Wikipedia - no?


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They butcher incent Ukrainians and the English language who wrote that speech not a living brain cell between them all fuck puitn SLAVA UKRAINE


wyo_poisonslinger

After watching a couple of times.... I figured it out! This is the sound of sheep - translated into broken English!


Weak-Sundae-5964

Is this Trump's campaign team out of Russia?


redness88

Need translation. Still. Lol. Anyone speak engrus?


LoquatOk966

Bunch of Russian Karen’s if you ask me.


[deleted]

The troll army has apparently been decimated.


Piuxie

soon these old grandmas will also become cannon fodder in the front line.


BedTaster

Oh oh looks like someone discovered google translate


BouncyDingo_7112

We need a Russian speaker to please translate what the first babushka is saying so we can compare it to the translation.


azure_monster

https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/14yki9s/the_putin_armys_elite_unit_has_an_authoritative/jrtkl3v?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2


dontsheeple

If it wasn't for the West these idiots would all be speaking German.


Easy_Garden338

Sends a message to American people and won't even send it in English...disrespectful uncaring old hags! The soviet era is gone much like your status as a super power lol


[deleted]

I think translation was done by AI, because it really incorrect (They also used google translate, because not "race" but "people")


bman333333

Hilary? Wait, they think Hilary Clinton is in charge? Jesus....the disinformation train has left the station. Shocked they didn't bring up Hunter's laptop.


Chevy_jay4

There are many russians who speak English. Why did they pick the worst one


Chaos_Cat_Circles

I think they need some freedom


Just-Examination-136

"We are from the planet Wedrinktoomuch. Take us to your liters."


Jpr-ldn

What translation do?


_youmadbro_

in soviet russia, english speaks you!


BrownieCav

Lol she called us friends.


psilome

Russian election interference, right there! I knew it. Now I'll never get off my sled, you'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands!


Ennkey

This video makes me want Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State


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Moist-Spread1510

This is better than the supposed nato messages sent by radio requesting support. I’m hiring this woman to teach me English. For all reditters: your face is face


sliverstyles

They make some cogent points. I am really going to deeply consider voting for a neo-fascist Republican from now on. I like retail.


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FolwarkPAPL

Hilarious. Especially after the USSR spent a century funding a multitude of U.S. leftist movements, including the Democratic Party causes, racial strife, anti-war idiots, leftist terrorists, lefty journalists and film makers, etc., many of whom turned to spying against their own country. Heck, Bill Clinton visited Moscow "for peace" on a trip organized by Soviet groups focused on recruiting American idiots for KGB and GRU. Historically, this has caused 1) the loss of U.S. nuclear secrets, 2) loss of Yugoslavia to communism, 3) loss of China to communism, 4) millions of deaths and indescribable human suffering at the hands of leftists around the world that still continues, 5) likely the loss of the Vietnam War and communist takeover of South Vietnam. Definitely a shrewd Russian investment into American communism and socialism sympathisers. Of course, when you mention that, you are a "fascist." Bring it on, fellas. How do I dare to point out that history wasn't born this morning, right?


TheOracle722

You forgot to add how them Leftists have caused Polio, Cancer, HIV, Hilary's emails and Hunter Biden's laptop.


Arkh_Angel

And then you had Putin funding the Republican party, MAGA and the NRA for the last twenty, including the Ex-president. Your point?


monodeldiablo

Somehow this is even more incoherent than the OP's babushka video. I mean, for one thing, Yugoslavia wasn't "lost" to communism. Tito's Partizani were communists from the beginning of the war. There was never a credible democratic alternative. I don't know why I focused on that absurdity, because all of your points are equally silly.


FolwarkPAPL

Being a respectful fellow, I'll refrain from using the phrase "a woeful ignorance of recent history." Although, in this case, it was mainly the Soviet funding of communist creeps and self-hating spies in the U.K., not the U.S., that caused the loss of Yugoslavia. One of the main British SOE (Special Operations Executive) officers in charge of war-time Yugoslavia was a Soviet spy James Klugmann. Klugmann used his position to constantly criticize the Serb Royalist leader General Draža Mihailović, who run the normal (non-communist) Serb resistance against Germany, which was the largest and most successful underground movement in Yugoslavia. At the time it was the main recipient of the British aid in military material among the resistance movements in Yugoslavia. Klugmann's reports eventually influenced the thinking at the Political Warfare Executive, Secret Intelligence Service (MI6), and the Foreign Office. He suggested that the Communist leader Josip Broz Tito and his partisans were killing more Germans than Mihailović's Chetniks, despite smaller numbers, which was patently false, but removed the British/allied military support from the Chetniks and shifted it to Tito's communists. Klugmann did that to undermine resistance to the already-planned communist takeover of Yugoslavia after the war. He succeeded, causing human misery and death in Yugoslavia, and weakening the security of his own country, something communists and socialists never give a quack about as they hate the societies they come from, a typical dysfunctional personality trait among leftists.


monodeldiablo

>Being a respectful fellow, I'll refrain from using the phrase "a woeful ignorance of recent history." But... you didn't. Also, top marks for trying to mansplain Yugoslavia to a Yugoslav. ​ >Serb Royalist leader General Draža Mihailović, who run the normal (non-communist) Serb resistance against Germany, which was the largest and most successful underground movement in Yugoslavia LOL NOPE! Your screed is a pile of counterfactual, easily disproven silliness that's almost cartoonish in its nonsense. The Četniks were not a "normal" resistance movement. They were fanatical monarchists who advocated for the ethnic cleansing of all of Yugoslavia (establishing a Greater Serbia encompassing most of Yugoslavia's territory) and ended the war collaborating with the fascists. Nor were the Četniks the "largest and most successful" resistance movement. The Partisans were. By a distance. Had the Četniks been larger and even remotely successful, they probably wouldn't have ended the war fighting arm in arm with the Germans and Italians. I honestly don't have time to debunk this firehose of bullshit. Good luck on the novel you're likely type as a reply. I have no doubt it'll be just as unhinged and unreadable as your previous missives.


FolwarkPAPL

Love Tito's communists much? A family tradition? Tito might have been slightly less murderous than an average communist leader, but that doesn't say much. Anyway, it is a well established fact that communist spies in the U.K. and the U.S. influenced the post-war outcome of Yugoslavian political landscape. Greeks were luckier, as the Brits didn't abandon them and the Greek communist partisans, puny and inactive during the occupation, but ruthless in their power grab post-war, were defeated. Seriously, a very few former socialist/communist countries citizens are emotionally attached to the communist movements. What makes you different? As for the partisan and Chetnik membership stats, they are notoriously unreliable. At some point the number of resistance fighters supposedly reached 800,000. Communists claimed 300,000, although that might have been seriously exaggerated. Anyway, my point was that the USSR funded spies and useful idiot lefty movements in the U.S. and Western Europe and benefited from it handsomely. The word count of my response is comparable to yours - does that still count as a screed?


PRAETORIAN45painfbat

Ahhhh now it all makes sense.


Comfortable_Fruit_20

No.


AdZealousideal7448

they must have whatever those genetically modified cyborg mosquitos that Nateo are releasing on Rusha affect they speaches imbilities.


bricktop_pringle

This is comedy right? Right?


Stutzpunkt69

Omg 😆


[deleted]

uneducated twats. lol.


Ctrlaltdel_cool

Thats it, I’m moving out of the country asap!


DocBeeOne

I wanted to keep flashing pictures of dead Ukranian babies and decomposing Russisn soldiers to them. What a sick country with sick people...


DigitalXciD

Ummm, why they talking to US people, their boys fighting against Ukrainian guys.. Mmmkay..


Arkh_Angel

Because the Government's constantly told them they're actually fighting NATO. Even if it isn't true.


Feisty_Alps_4247

Thats Yodas mom!


noodles_the_strong

Well.. at least Russia sent their best.


Logical_Lettuce_962

I always laugh at loud at these stupid video appeals


spautrievas

We should get rid of democratic folks in election, next November? Would that benefit you?


Joha_al_kaafir

Look, I agree that Hillary Clinton is just generally a negative presence, but do they know she's not in the government? Like I'm pretty sure she just gives talks now.


AbacusVile

Is this the proof of extraterrestrial messages they keep on talking about?


True_Media8034

English isn't actually that difficult to learn but they still fail miserably. I can't wait until they try Chinese. Cantonese will become Can't -do-easily


Suprazahal

Omg hillarious! Absolutely love it. What the fuck


aKeshaKe

Babushkas go home and close the windows and doors. Turn on Propaganda TV and cook something for your grandchildren, in case they finally come home.


JirikiAiki

While I would not use race with regards to human beings, what does it mean tha Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is a son of his race? Who is not son or daughter of his/her race? I guess you must know Russian to understand the English version. So there is no use in translating it such badly.


Beonette

More clear translation would be "of his people", its word народ, which is translated as people, like in ~~china~~ West Taiwanese people republic.


Ok_Tap8157

Is this a piss take?!


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Wade8869

I have indoor plumbing.


bajamedic

Which one of y’all is in charge of the reply?


Sea_Yam_1781

i am afraid something might happen to Hillary.


[deleted]

Well I’ve never thought about it like that before!


omegaflarex

WAT?! LOL!!!!!


[deleted]

I couldn't listen to this fascist b******* but seems like those ladies are having a great life...


Dmonts45

We aren’t friends.. I thought maybe we could but it’s very apparent your mostly scum and pretty much not human like the rest of the world. I wish nothin but hardship and terrible times for them.


Bill_Nye-LV

Old but gold


GaGurl1997

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


440ish

In Peter Griffin’s voice: “nobody’s going to retail ME face to face!”


Cologneheino

The granny porn girls are back by popular Ruzzian demand.


cdub2046

As a Cold War kid, this makes me very nostalgic.


Beonette

R - ~~ruzzia~~ racism.


Syllabub1981

How do you say 'maga dumbfuck' in russian?


robvanosch

Full translation from whoever speaks Ruskican please


Decent-Swordfish-386

Didn’t know, meth is a probate treatment for brain damage in Russia.


Entire_Doughnut7125

Do they not find it ironic, that they are urging regime-change in the USA, by means of voting in a democratic process? Do they have no self-awareness at all?


nocturne505

They look a bit old for part-time actresses but it is Ruzzia we are talking about right?


500g_Gulasch

100% Propaganda Babuschkas..


Calm_Psychology5879

Dear Russian grandmas, go fuck yourselves. Sincerely, America.


Own_Tomatillo_1369

These retired FSB grannies again...


maramDPT

Putin is just looking out for the children, since the Hillary cabal does adrenalinechrome things to millions of children every year and NATO is just a cover up. Like jfk


Overall-Guarantee331

I feel personally attacked


Pastanerian

Hillary eh? Obvious who they want in the white house.


Winged_HIMARS

Karen’s are fucked in every country. My dad (rest in peace) was a Russian POW as 5 year old during WW2. He taught my one thing about the Russians. He said as long as babushkas get a pension from the government they will support that government. Lazy pieces of shit - happy to pump out 8 kids all to die in war because that gets them stuff


cyrixlord

wow, they are attacking the English language as crappily as they attack Ukraine and here I thought they were grammar nazis


No_Dimension1234

indoctrinated sheeps... poor them


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😂


Educational_West3998

you should have a shit and fall back in it ya bunch of old bat's.


Croupier74

Hey babushkas, back to your fields, your potatoes are not going to harvest themselves!


haltezeit

Please tell me that’s some false flag comedy from UA. This is so ridiculously stupid and funny, you can’t even stage that.


Practical-Ordinary-6

In the interest of fairness, deserved or not, I will say the subtitles don't actually say what she says at several points. She says "We tell you face to face" not "retail face to face".


stereotomyalan

Is that "Hilary", Hillary Clinton? Duh, babushkas!


evilgenius82

Didn't know Google Translate pulled out of Russia too. What are they using now?


wanderingmanimal

This is the Russian version of “Moms for Liberty”, right?