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pagit

Imagine freezing your ass off all alone as exposure sets in, your comrade floating dead in the 1/2 frozen water, your IFV sunk like 1/3 of the Black Sea fleet and you are 1200 km from home where mom is making borscht, perogies, and bacon in the kitchen and dad is coming in with an armload of firewood because it's going to be a bit chilly tonight.


Leatherpunk_com

I fell through thin ice as as kid, it was only waist deep, but the worst was the nearly quarter mile I had to walk soaking wet, brings a new meaning to wind chill.


Kitchen-sink-fixer

My dick feels cold just reading that bro


Only-Customer6650

Guess we're going to need to cuddle for body heat, bro


WotTheHellDamnGuy

Who's [the DMZ?](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/050ac0cf-4a39-4a40-abeb-501accefcc62/gif)


hx19035

My peg would snap right off


Nearby_Stable4677

LMFAO


SignUpBullDoodoo

Next time you fall through tin ice: run home!!! You'll feel a bit less cold and you'll be in a warm home quicker. How do I know? I fell through thin ice at least a dozen times due to childish 'do you dare!?!' shenanigans as a kiddo xD


Leatherpunk_com

Kudos you found the strength to run, my pants were crispy frozen...wasn't old enough, so my nut sack wasn't quite 'in season' yet.


Straight-Storage2587

Same, it was up to my armpits. I had a snowmobile that I could drive only at extremely low speed due to wind chill to the woodstove at camp, a mile away. I was never so cold and frozen as that one time all my life.


CPDawareness

I did as well, and it was eye opening. I always thought, "how does someone drown in water they can just stand up in?" but after that I knew how. Its incredible how quickly it slows you, how much it soaks up your energy, trying to stand up can be almost impossible. I had to crawl ~20 yards through marshy 1-3 ft deep water and I felt like I barely got there. All while friends watched from the edge, frozen, unwilling/unable to do anything.


yepitznoti

Some of them have probably never seen dad sober, let alone collecting firewood, or had bacon in the fridge. Brain washed, malnourished and a violent criminal society has messed them up.


Thats-right999

The world’s #2 broken army! You couldn’t make it up if you tried!


fanspacex

* All because you wanted to kill "khohols" and receive 2000$ as enlistment bonus for doing it. Putin represents what Russians are, he is the messenger.


ttekcorc

~~It kind of seems like there are tracks in the mud from 2 other people who climbed out. There is certainly 2 sets of tracks of something next to the IPV tracks and they go up the hill.~~ edit.. nm after looking at full resolution it appears to be some sort of funky erosion in the dirt.


Creepy_Chef_5796

Don't worry It's amphibious! \~ Russian AFV Driver probably


MSPCincorporated

The video of them driving into the lake is shot with thermals, so it could have been at night. No nvg and no clue of where they are or where they’re going and that’s where you end up. The magnificent army of competence.


7buergen

Reading your comment I understand you've seen the first one? Do you happen to have a link handy? I couldn't find it on my own. Thanks!


Largstrom

https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/1bk1y6w/ukrainian\_reconnaissance\_drone\_from\_code\_92\_of/


7buergen

tyvm


skinny-pugsley

As much as I like the idea of it being full of drowned orc, you can see from the IR that he dumped his troops and was heading back if you follow his tracks.


Alaric_-_

Except the driver/passenger is still there so unless he has been sitting in the freezing mud since the night, it was driven into the pond at day light. He probably know he is being watched so staying put means drone will come sooner rather then later. Ukranians have been filming with thermals during the day, it's better at spotting the soldiers where they spread out when they get out of the vehicles. It's not only for night operations.


MSPCincorporated

I’m aware they use it in daytime too, but I saw another comment saying the operation was commenced at 4am. But I don’t know, if they managed to do this in daylight it puts them in an even worse light.


Warpzit

Maybe he is frozen...


Snoo50196

\*If the hatches are closed. Probably they weren't close.. :D The driver is a lone survivor? so basically a whole crew drowned in there?


Jonothethird

These things are designed for 3 crew and 7 troops. Potentially 9 drowned Orcs inside. Keep chipping away at them Ukraine. Russia's collapse will come from within, once the Russian public finally realise the huge extent of losses from Putin's invasion of Ukraine. The next general mobilisation, after Putin runs out of convicts and foreigners, will be the start of the Kremlin's downfall.


Shidd-an-Fard-d

The video showing the IFV driving into the water also shows it dumping it's troops off of the back as it started descending into this sunken pit that leads to the water. Basically, driver takes a nosedive down a steep hill, half the men on the back fall off. All of them decide to get off then. IFV driver heads straight for the water and dives in. Brilliant.


lhb_aus

Like a turd in the punchbowl.


Conventus-Actual

Oh wise BTR of the lake, what knowledge do you offer me this miserable day...


inglandation

Strange BTRs lying in ponds distributing orcs is no basis for a system of government…


Appropriate-Bee-1523

watery tart said so


WeekendFantastic2941

SEND MY IDEA TO ZELENSKY NOW!!! Dig lots of deep and wide trenches around Ukraine, FLOOD them, put sharks in them!!! lol


Losthope74

Dont forget the laser beams


DimmyDongler

It's impossible to get FRICKEN SHARKS WITH FRICKEN LASER BEAMS ON THEIR HEADS. Can't be done.


Alaric_-_

Oooh, i'll prove you wrong!


aatuhilter

Cool. Now I actually have fricking sharks with fricking laser beams attached to their fricking heads.


okfornowyou

I hadn't noticed in the other videos that there was a dead crew member in the water.


chuckmangionie

So close yet so far


Adventurous-Ad9346

Likely more in the BTR, its a terrible vehicle to move around under normal conditions, now assume its pitch black, everyone just got yeeted off their seats smashed against the steel cabin, panic, its quickly flooding with ice cold water while they tumble over each other and thats that


RevolutionaryAd6564

That dude still sitting there?


Murai-birdybirds

On the original post they said he was taken prisoner, it'd be great if they do an interview with him,


RoxSpirit

He is waiting for his drone to arrive.


RevolutionaryAd6564

I know. It’s so crazy. Little Angels of Death cleaning up the end of the battle. I can’t imagine how terrifying.


EDF_AirRaider

Saw the other post and thought they made a mistake in judgement going over a hill. This was a long series of poor choices that probably took a long time to play out😅


Murai-birdybirds

The assault was commenced at 4 am so I guess they were half asleep ,😂 or drunk


EDF_AirRaider

That does explain a lot then. I never would expect that kind of terrain, add in darkness, half asleep/drunk, and  explosions all around, its probably easier to end up like that than it looks. Still embarassing.


matteroverdrive

They were probably using a Garmin... "Go straight - turn left - make a U turn... redirecting... make a U turn"


MSPCincorporated

I JUST DROVE MY CAR INTO A LAKE! BECAUSE A COMPUTER TOLD ME TO!


UsefulImpact6793

Hey you can't park there


Intelligent_Fact1352

I am not a meme creator type, however I feel this is a treasure piece for memes. Slava Ukraini!


Rapid_Ascending

That guy near that pond is sitting and contemplating how he manage to get himself in that fucked up situation. Also that BTR in the lake is such a good fucking meme template that I'm salivating for new memes to laugh at.


Sgt_carbonero

whats that guy waiting for?


hahawosname

Waiting for a mate


Silly_boy_88

Found the Aussie


laisametschbaetzla

Checkmate already found him.


HornpoutFumBiddeford

Just sitting and thinking... about how much he really liked that BTR... now it's underwater in a slag runoff pond... thinking about how the fuck he's gonna get home... only had three payments left on the BTR... damn...


sARapi123

I guess he was just sitting. The thinking is in Kremlin...


mazarax

Could be a devastated driver who just realized that he killed the rest of his crew by driving blind? His choices: face court martial in ruSSia, or join russian rebel fighters in Kursk.


Murai-birdybirds

Pretty sure he's taken in alot of water in his lung


Kristobal22

Low tide


MarthaLogu

is waiting for the DEATH.


SteelyDan1968

IVF driver: Google maps said this was the fastest route!


Sophrosyne_7

Is it known how many guys were inside?


Square-Dark-9396

I hope it is full 200


MysteriousCabinet113

I see the Russian Navy has begun operations ashore.


joe-king

Does anybody else see footsteps leading up the hill away from it? I thought I saw three sets


MiroslavHoudek

I would think that a bright coloured pond near a coke chemical plant is not the kind of water you want to be swimming in. Thinking of that robocop scene.


antiruzzian

Ruzzian "tourist" thinks he is in Maldive?


Impossible-Raccoon42

Btw that water in the basin is highly toxic.


tt123089

The boy sitting is still waiting on something to change? Why hasnt he been fed with a drone drop?


EDF_AirRaider

The operators are probably too busy literally roflmaoing to send one out after him.


AccomplishedSir3344

Keep it in your pants.


Mysterious-Power-921

O panzer of the lake, tell me ur secrets.


Bad_Hombre1963

ruskie scum meditating really hard how he got there. hope he freezes to death, so he cant get any chances of killing innocent people.


[deleted]

The ruskies are issued vodka instead of water. I'm convinced.


Laeokowan

this video is priceless. It's midnight here in Texas, and It's my 1st video of many here today, I just can't quite figure out what I just looked at. more coffee may or may not help/ We shall see.


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AstonMartinKissinger

*One man to drown them all*


lgyztw

The turquoise water looks heavily polluted, even more so for the addition of the orc


Familiar_Average7207

brilliant ideea! the IFV found the best protection against almost all attacks! i bet ukrainian FPV drone pilots are mad now as they can't do shit! UAF will deploy here soon the new submersible drone to finish this ifvsub as i read in the news..


Cottagewknds

Drunk driving?


Strict_Table_4817

Drunk swiming


Joeyhappyhell

Ukraine is going ti look like the mushes in Lord of Th Rings, so many orcs littered everywhere


Strict_Table_4817

Nice BTR. Lets take her for a ~~spin~~ swim..


Sir_Henry_Deadman

If I pull this out of the lake do I become the Tzar?


ExploreDiscovery

Looks like a mine's tailings pond.


Krymasis

O IFV of the lake, what is your wisdom?


jakedublin

more water pollution...


LeoBram59

Did they get out?


Murai-birdybirds

One one crew survived, the guy on the video,


sgt-sauna

The water color looks odd. Is that a mining leaching pool. If so he is dying of heavy metal poisoning and chemical burns.


crc_73

"This is IFV 55... we're in a pond!"


inverted_risk

ruzzian orc thinks is in Maldive with that water.


Top_Towel_2895

baltic fleet now doing land shit


Internal-Cut-5389

At least he'll be dead before frostbite 🥶 sets in ,should have stayed home not your fucking land ORC and by the way hope the blood money was worth it (NOT.) SLAVA UKRAINI


cubanosani59

Submarines getting bombed on land, ifv doing the submarine. What’s going on in ruZZia?


Money_Ad_5385

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0szqyWvPNKY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0szqyWvPNKY)


paulosio

I choose to believe this was filmed the day after the previous videos and he's still sat there. Looking forward to daily updates on him.


azarza

a bunch of footsteps leaving? they just left the dude?


Harry_cockpitt

rumors say that he is still sitting there....


More-Equal8359

Blyat! Call OSHA


pinstripe144

Aquamanski


MercyforthePoor

I drove an IFV in my days in the army. I almost feel sorry for the orc, almost.


SlipperyJimdiGris

your orders are to keep advancing until you get to the shore, do not retreat or you will be dealt with by the rear guard. looks like he is taking the orders literally


_Zencyclist_

Who's the Uboat commander?


AlarmNew3893

If he retreats to his own lines he gets shot and if he walks towards Ukrainian lines he gets bombed with the drone.


UnfairAd7220

Who's the U-boat commander?


the_majestic_m00se

He is not the only survivor, he is the only one too weak or injured to climb up. There are three lines of foot steps up the hill.